i had enough of this black/white diferencials when chris rock was doing it and eddy murphy and richard pryor and all the other black stand up comedians
Sorry, I don't find this shit funny.... I usually like his stand up tho!! I mean how many comparisons between white/black can u make?? OK let's talk about somethin else!
Where you been? Shit, you done, I DONT KNOW NOW! The way you asking me, Im.....gimme a minute to think of something, SHIT! Where you going? I, uh, SHIT!
Whats going on? Shh nothin just checkin on that lil 5 dollars I loan you bout a hour ago. Nigga t-take the shit! Sit up there and chase me down bout fuck ass 5 dollars! lmfao
The best part is when he said "My glove is missing tito" & "I stolt it from michael jackson n nem go get yo pitbull lets make em fight" lmfaooooooooooooo I laugh super hard everytime I see this! And the college fun thing is sooo true. My mom got me with it when i was younger
ya lookin awful cute out here boy, well thank ya ms. ann all the other slave masters bit*** they think the same thing,(smack) put ya hand unda my skirt. . . smell it now tell me wht it smell like. . . yo know the rest
Workin bitch like yall make me do,LOL
bkid0e 1 day ago
IM IN TEARS!
508WA 3 days ago
Snap dat pussy bacc
essexja6 1 week ago
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this is not full movie dickhead its skipin bits every 2 minutes
paulyireland 1 week ago in playlist Mike Epps - Inappropriate Behavior
black girls coming... go ahead... I gotta tie my shoe...LOL!!!!
tlmcqu80 1 week ago
Movie goo.gl\BPnoj
jilannjunkfud 1 week ago
your balls feel empty man!
Cassiemotheroftwo 2 weeks ago
kobe aint taught you niggas nothing.
Cassiemotheroftwo 2 weeks ago
ROLF
MrMuzzy157 2 weeks ago
This aint "Full movie"
Nathan2345678 2 weeks ago
There go the police LOL
Harryhoodz 2 weeks ago
7:20 had me in tears once again. "But them niggas in prison was mad mike aint go to jail. I been wantin to fuck Mike since I was a kid." LMAO!!!!!!!
JayoTheSongWriter 2 weeks ago
Go get your pitbull and lets seem them fight
PrinceSwain 2 weeks ago
do you know Jesus as your saviour??....1-877-567-8989 or 1-800-78grace!!
hpnc 2 weeks ago
Bitch! Get in the car!!! Damn I almost had a heart attack laughing. Mike Epps is still on top of his game!!!
curiositylink 3 weeks ago
Damn were you get that at?!!!
markymarkbb 3 weeks ago
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that ...just checking on the 5dollars i loaned ya bout ahh hour ago joke had me crying tearsssssssss
jterry414 1 month ago
haha! Garbage Truck Juice! Didn't even have garbage trucks back then. haha
cbingz05 1 month ago
mike is so funny can't get enough of him!!!!!!!!!!
2damfreky2handle1001 1 month ago
Epps go in every time !!! lol !!!
CremRo
cremrosmith 1 month ago
I skeeted in a empty McDonalds box!
NetjerAshe 1 month ago
put ya fingers under there....SMELL IT !
lmaoooo
ceegunshine 2 months ago
They locking old white cook book bitches up! lmao
sandralove09 2 months ago
I skeeted in a empty McDonald's apple pie box, lol
evalex71 2 months ago
Excuse me sir can you step out the car for a sec? Naw cause erytime I step out 4 a sec I end up being in for some months lmaoooo
coolassC4 2 months ago
That's funny. James Brown literally looked like a ThunderCat!
Lilart1981 2 months ago 2
Dating a black girl is like dating a probation officer. Lmao
terrell18 2 months ago
stole it frm michael jackson n em hahahhha
YcsFinest530 2 months ago 7
mike u look gud n those jeans
carlasow 2 months ago
shiiit i dont know now LOLLL
originaltamil 3 months ago
Rotfl ( LITERALLY ) ! -Best Comedian .
sweetboo411 3 months ago 3
So funny, Thats guy is so funny.
krazykelly25 4 months ago
What it smell like? Garbage truck juice
JIIHD 4 months ago
WHAT IT SMELL LIKE?? GARBAGE TRUCK JUICE HHAAAAAAAAAAA
407STUNTMAN 4 months ago
Let me smell ya dick lMAO
luvmi09 4 months ago
Is that Hines Ward @ 3;11??
jtayson24 4 months ago
give me thums up :)
MrKastic 4 months ago
go get ya pitbull and lets let em fight lmao dude stupid for that one
wsquad1 4 months ago
this is not full movie! it cuts a lot of stuff out! thumbs down
oyousef11 4 months ago
which stand up is this??? I want to see the full stand up.lol
pennstatesuccess 4 months ago
" I stoled it from micheal jackson n dem" lmao
2Muchpjp 4 months ago in playlist comidy
dope shit man!
DRiungi 4 months ago
@alcoholicmr because most of them are white and asian
bpcarman 5 months ago
mike epps is cool funny .
dj1more1 5 months ago
why is the audience so fucked and quite
alcoholicmr 5 months ago
What it feel it like?
A puppy German Shepard's head!!
TheBnasty24 5 months ago
ms ANN, you noses this gone get me KILLED,,I KNOW thats why im doing it,,,lmfao!!! o-shit
airforcejordanA3 5 months ago
@gettinpaiderrday he is funnier than kevin hart
airforcejordanA3 5 months ago
james brown looking like a thunder cat,,lmao what ya pull me ova fa! ayee!!!!
airforcejordanA3 5 months ago
get the light out my FAAAAAAACE!
youngTaharka 5 months ago
@gettinpaiderrday I don't like Kevin Hart.
Nogard229 6 months ago
@Nogard229 kevin hart is the shit your tripen
me11500 5 months ago
@me11500 lol he's okay. I didn't mean I don't like him, but I think he's slightly above average.
Nogard229 5 months ago
Caught James Brown lookin like a thunder cat,Wat yu pull me over for??? This sum bullshit Get the light out my faaaaccccccccceeee!!!! KILLED IT!
Newboys2015 6 months ago 2
@Newboys2015 ahahahahaahahah
youngTaharka 5 months ago
"Tim where you get that?"
"Stole it from Michael Jackson and nem"
"Go get your pitbull and let's let em fight" lmfao
Deejenutz 6 months ago
i want him dead 2nite,,,go get bubbles n bring him back here lmaooo omgggg da way he said dat had me weak!!!
LovelyLarRika10 6 months ago
"we gotta nigga wit da new sean john get down here now the jeans look good' lmfaoo
thegoldenboyj 6 months ago
Ewww
mskayla068 6 months ago
White bitches don't keep they pussy cleane
mskayla068 6 months ago
old white cook book bitches
halofan11794 7 months ago
Haha,,,,Caught James Brown,Lookin Like A ThunderCAT hahahahaha
Madimaadi 7 months ago 2
He copy's a bit of Chris tucker material?
MDOTGET2KNO 7 months ago
@MDOTGET2KNO yea & some of martins to but its cool doe cause all comedians copy a bit but they switch it around some
The251Pimp 7 months ago
@The251Pimp No, it's not cool.
cj397 2 weeks ago
@cj397it must be cool you dnt see none of dem trippin about it
The251Pimp 1 week ago
@cj397 almost every comedian in the world has bit material from another comedian..old or new
Bboy283 11 hours ago
danqqq where you get that att? stole it frm michael jackson N dem... lmaooooo
956bo1 7 months ago
You wanna step out the car a second?
Hell no
Whys that?
Cause when i step out the car for a second im gone for months!
tmb85111 7 months ago 60
He used a joke from Martin lawrence you so crazy! The one about White people cussing police! Check it out people!!!!
DJoel96 7 months ago
-;Oh yeah that's it he gon' be here in the morning let's impress him" lmaoo
MiaSimonePorter 7 months ago 2
they lockin old white cook book bitches up lmfao
misstaurus87 7 months ago
Mike Epps is funny as hell
nos103 8 months ago
Mike epps is so fucking funny
melvione4 8 months ago
where da rest of the special???
mexia23 8 months ago in playlist comedy
CRYING ROTFLMAO@ james brown looking a thunder cat! oh lawd help me. damn james did look like a thunder cat
famousfuture 8 months ago 2
(chhh)2017 we gotta nigga down here wit da new Sean John...........(chhh) get down here now, the jeans look good lol
princeskillz88 8 months ago 2
WORKIN BITCH
kissmylipsification 8 months ago 2
sittin on the porch just chillin what you doinn...just checking on the 5dollars i loaned ya bout ahh hour ago.lmao
fantasy12100 8 months ago 38
He kind of reminds me of Mark Cooper from Mr Cooper who was also a stand-up
theaterattendee 8 months ago
doo doo doo dute doo wat chu you doin out here
fantasy12100 8 months ago
old white cookbook bitches, lmfao
smashmarie83 9 months ago 3
I want him dead LOL
DIAMONDNIKELLE 9 months ago
White cook book bitch !
RepharaseJC 9 months ago
i had enough of this black/white diferencials when chris rock was doing it and eddy murphy and richard pryor and all the other black stand up comedians
hurmpfff 9 months ago
Dammm where you get that ? Stole it from Micheal Jackson & dem.....Go get yo pitbull & let em fight lol !
ThodStudio1 9 months ago 2
Ok I Skeeted In A Mcdonald Apple Pie Box..You A Nasty Motherfucka !!!!!
Yungptv 9 months ago in playlist comedy 3
"I want him dead tonight! Go get Bubbles and bring him back" lol
princeskillz88 9 months ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.. skeeted in a empty McDonald's Apple pie box!!!!
krystokleer 9 months ago
nun jus checking on tht lil $5 i loaned u bout a hour ago
lmao
wiltchamberlain313 10 months ago
This is some bullshit James,,lol yr gonna need Mr again, ,,,lmmfao,,,Bitch get ina car
210tasteme 10 months ago
I love this ass nigga he's on my list of worlds funniest niggas and. He's #1
210tasteme 10 months ago
thankya miss an LMAO
shaydaten07 10 months ago
"Aw nigga shit! They lockin old white cook book bitches up!"
GatorGirl04 10 months ago
MIkE:what u doin?
GUY:nuthin..just checkin on that five dollars i gave to you bout a hour ago.
Justinvmorris 10 months ago 2
Wat u do daddy nun dere go da police LOL
Bljkd17 10 months ago
number one comedian ass of now
NoLaTvShow 10 months ago
I been wanting to F^&K Mike since I was a kid!!!! LOLOLOL
shajoi7 10 months ago
Sorry, I don't find this shit funny.... I usually like his stand up tho!! I mean how many comparisons between white/black can u make?? OK let's talk about somethin else!
Shrbarnett 10 months ago
@Shrbarnett DAMN HE DIDNT SAY 2 MUCH,BUT I FEEL YA BUT THIS WAS TASTEFUL
IKingEnterainment 10 months ago
who needs blackface when we can do it ourselves?
WATITDOO16 11 months ago
EVISU
antikata 11 months ago
Where you been? Shit, you done, I DONT KNOW NOW! The way you asking me, Im.....gimme a minute to think of something, SHIT! Where you going? I, uh, SHIT!
princeskillz88 11 months ago
funiest comidiens 1) Chris Tucker 2) Martin Lawrence 3) Mike Epps 4) Eddie Murphie
Dominick42365 11 months ago
@Dominick42365 What about bernie mack??
manthaball0101 10 months ago
@manthaball0101 ya him to i forgot lol
Dominick42365 10 months ago
Whats going on? Shh nothin just checkin on that lil 5 dollars I loan you bout a hour ago. Nigga t-take the shit! Sit up there and chase me down bout fuck ass 5 dollars! lmfao
princeskillz88 11 months ago
WELL THANK U MS ANN ALL THE OTHER SLAVE MASTER BITCHES SAY THE SAME THING ROFL!!!
1mayweather 11 months ago
Where ya been! Where ya goin? Let me smell ya dick!
QueenOfSporks 11 months ago
lmfao, Workin bitch like yall made meh dew!!!
TH1RSTT 11 months ago
@TH1RSTT
Watch yo MOOOUUF
Benniekarl77 11 months ago
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TH1RSTT 11 months ago
White dude clapping at 2:16
duttyrock5 11 months ago
lol they done caught James Brown lookin' like a thunder cat!
weirdchick216 1 year ago 3
DINNNNNNNNNNNNG WHERE YOU GET DAT.!? Stole It From Michael Jackson And Dem.... Go Getcha Pitt Bull And Les Let Em Fight Lmfao!!!!
Yall Get That Thang Outta That Yard....
Before i Have To Call Theee Authoritiessssss.... lmfao!
MylesEnt2Nite 1 year ago
"they lockin old white cookbook bitchs up" hhaha
duhastmeth 1 year ago 4
The best part is when he said "My glove is missing tito" & "I stolt it from michael jackson n nem go get yo pitbull lets make em fight" lmfaooooooooooooo I laugh super hard everytime I see this! And the college fun thing is sooo true. My mom got me with it when i was younger
AshleyBellaDonna91 1 year ago
@AshleyBellaDonna91 that part sucks ass, sit the fuck down.
TH1RSTT 11 months ago
@TH1RSTT So you mad?? Calm yo ass down! Never is it that serious!
AshleyBellaDonna91 11 months ago
@AshleyBellaDonna91 shut ur cunt bitch and go make me a drank and roll this otha blunt for me slut
TH1RSTT 11 months ago
LMFAOxD oh shiiit!
superman122491 1 year ago
Just checking in the $5....
mssugahill 1 year ago
"I want him dead tonight"
Xandaman 1 year ago 2
7:49 "Now, motherfuckers! Get up and let's get it done now!"
- Michael Jackson
TruhbleMan 1 year ago
3 dislikes must be Katt Williams.....
JDUBBCleveland 1 year ago 2
eahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what ya pull me ova for
Txbeatdownhx 1 year ago
hes fuckin epic ahahhaahaha
rockybigballs89 1 year ago 2
Mike Epps is a fool !!!!!!!! I love it !!!!!
oldschool4real69 1 year ago
watch yo moouuff lol
melybee101 1 year ago
Bitch get in the car (crowd goes silent lmao)
iadf 1 year ago
" just checkin on the $ 5 i gave you an hour ago"
regine194 1 year ago
@regine194 lol hell yea i gotta home boy like that stingy as hell..
InfamousRain817 1 year ago
"Get tha lite out my faaaace....."
daedal212 1 year ago 2
thats it im pursuing a stand up career
iadf 1 year ago
this audienc suckssssss!!!
sydney624 1 year ago 2
hey bobby got 20 dollas ... YEAH MAN I GOT IT
honeybeelva 1 year ago 4
"When the master leaves, the white women go out in the barn, act like she done lost somethin, "do, dodo, do, do" - lmfao
SC1A 1 year ago 4
puppy german shepherd head, garbage truck juice hahahahahahahaha #LOL
TH3USUALSUSPECT 1 year ago 2
James Brown looking like a Thundercat.....OMGosh LMAO!
PDowns1973 1 year ago
i skeeted in an empty mcdonalds apple pie box. okay u nasty
ALeLe227 1 year ago
Yeah, take her out after dark, don't get caught slippin!
Nenendude 1 year ago
im savin this for ur college fund...im goin to prison bitch lmao
Ballerwifey 1 year ago 53
2017 we got a nigga down here wit the new sean john.....get down here now the jeans look good lmao
90thetruth 1 year ago 4
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babyboom64 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!
thickblackfoxxx2 1 year ago
- DEAD @ "I want him dead, tonight"
pReTTyfCkNaMaZiNq 1 year ago 3
yall get yall pit bull and make em fight
LMAO
LMAO
itrapele 1 year ago
"Look there go the POlice"
what did u do daddy??
l;olol
mlw804 1 year ago
ya lookin awful cute out here boy, well thank ya ms. ann all the other slave masters bit*** they think the same thing,(smack) put ya hand unda my skirt. . . smell it now tell me wht it smell like. . . yo know the rest
MrPrettboy10 1 year ago
Get Yo Pit Bull n let's make em fight...lmao
shaumuannn 1 year ago
Who disliked this? You're an ass lol
Benniekarl77 1 year ago
"i want him dead tonite!"
bigjarv10 1 year ago
Im waiting on those $5 i ledt you about 5 minutes ago. "man here, take it!!!"
rets1212 1 year ago 2
This was great!!!
rets1212 1 year ago
"smell it ", ehhh, what it smell like? garbage truck juice lollol
ordonak0005 1 year ago 79
lol i skeeted in a empty apple pie box
iadf 1 year ago
@iadf lololol
"where the fuck did u find time to jack off??!!?"
Mike Epps-"iskeeted in an empty mcdonalds apple pie box"
lolol
mlw804 1 year ago 2
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starvingspider 1 year ago
"Thats cuz I bring ma white b!tch out late at night
YALL BE SLEEP WHEN IM OUT WITH THE WHITE BIT<H"
Nicca is stupid
Jerz1983 1 year ago
hhahahahahahahahahahah man were you get that from stole it from micheal and them .ima go get that pitbull and let them fight
TheMusicchild23 1 year ago
"they caught james brown looking like a thundercat.."LOLOLOLOL
mrmikeparka 1 year ago 3
you got 20 dollaz bobby?....yeah man i got it! haha
xCopps 1 year ago 2