Scott Van Pelt's Legendary Voicemail

[SonDimz]

Scott Van Pelt is a diddler juss like all them annoying espn newscasters esp that Linda Kohn guy

[desaing]

Voice messages with poise, a tad bit of emotion, and vernacular that should be used for screen plays. THAT'S HOW MARYLAND DOES IT.

[dfdrox]

MoCo in the hizzy, bitches!

That, right there, is a proud alumnus of the vaunted - and in most cases, superior -  Montgomery County Maryland Public School system.

Did you hear the syntax? Grammar? Heartfelt emotion? MCPS rules, kid!

Don't mess wit' Merlin, der hon!

[TheMattkroeger]

*to leave a reply message press 6* I would have pressed 6 Scott...I would have pressed 6

[TheAmazingRoger]

I liked the dancing.

[dj504dj]

WHO DID DISS!?!?! WHO DA F DID DISS TO MY BOYYYY!?!?!? SCOOOOOT, WE GOT DA SAME NAME DOE! I'M SORRY!!!!!

[HeyCoRT]

SVP HAS THAT SWAG!

[rchammer900]

whered you get the instrumental for "the blame game" by kanye west

[participlesnake]

@rchammer900 It's actually Avril 14th by Aphex Twin. On his drukqs album

[underlinedbluetext]

van peeeeeeezy! 

[shorthandphonetics]

well he's married now, so lay off guys.

[04gopackgo92]

Lol SVP has a check list.

[G4RAWZONE]

Van Pelt is the friggin man.



[mizzou8944]

Van Pelt is the biggest douche in the world. His holier than thou, I know everything attidude is insufferable.

[underlinedbluetext]

@mizzou8944 two words.... COLIN........ COWHERD

[dj504dj]

@mizzou8944 HAHA WHAT DID HE GET YOU MAD ABOUT, WHAT IT "WHY THE SEC? JUST TO GET BEAT EVERY WEEKEND?"

[thewildpearl]

What a sad little life he leads.

[DTownWat]

this is incredible. he said bells palsy and a club foot. svp is the man

[masonntn]

scotty is the man....only SC anchor to not graduate from college. he's THAT good.

[FishScale555]

The "???" you have should be "amputee". I don't know why this is so "legendary"; just SVP spittin' some game. He's still the man.

[dontbegaix]

the uploader didnt add this music, he actually had it playing in the background while he made the call

[kenshin2117]

he says club footed amputee haha.

[PAlacrosse13]

Ah dewey beach best. summer. ever. commenting from dewey

[sadkins1]

You're so money, baby, and you don't even know it.

[richyblazedat]

O's, Strohs and Natty Bohs HONNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Prestin123]

dewey brudda



[ping2pong]

blame game?

[GrungeFan9230]

Strange dude. 

[underlinedbluetext]

Haaaha awesome. Svp going for the jugular on that poonani.

[PrivateIrishmayne]

LEGEND!!!

[gbyanks]

Song?

[darkvanilla]

@gbyanks aphex twin - avril 14th

[thecynicism]

The ??? was "amputee"

[BlackSabbathory]

Van Pelt is the only guy I like on ESPN.

[fedorvonbock16]

hahahahhaha

[con1633]

this dude is the man tho lol

[elgrandeblanco37]

SVP is the man

[ruffbizness]

ok, not that funny. i don't get it. so what if some chick released this. pretty boring and not that witty. what's the point?

[daveminute]

douche chills...

[africanting]

Kanye West sampled the music playing in the background for his song Blame Game.

[Chase0The0Bass]

the ??? is amputee

[tootergray34]

just a lesson that women are ALL BITCHES!

[Pick6PeytonSB44]

@tootergray34 Yeah they're all bitches,,, if you're a fucking moron who likes to reveal your insecurities in voicemails to women you just met. LOL

In which case you're learning the wrong lesson from this video.

Keep blaming it on the women pal, I'm sure you'll do just fine for yourself.

[florifloriflori]

This is sad this guy is being sincere and his jock friends thinks the woman is wrong but I am afraid he will never find someone to love him the way he does. "You passed my checklist" now worship at my feet. Give me a break. But she probable is his type to post this on the internet.

[Pick6PeytonSB44]

weirdo!

"you passed my checklist, i'd love to take you to dinner." HaHaHaHaHaHa

"gee thanks scott, i'm so lucky. i passed your list and i get this totally hilarious voice message where you ramble incoherently and get philosophical. yeah, it's not creepy at all, it was delighful. yeah you'll see me at the beach next weekend, if you bring some really powerful binoculars so you can look at me from 300 yards away, hee hee. maybe you don't remember, but that restraining order is for 2 years!"

[ShammGod126]

@Pick6PeytonSB44 I think he was trying to be funny with the checklist ramble in regular Scott Van Pelt fashion.

[Pick6PeytonSB44]

@ShammGod126 I don't think it sounded like he was trying to be funny, he sounded serious. I guess it's in the ear of the beholder and that's all that matters. I think the girl agreed with me, and that's why he's on youtube. Perception is all that matters when perception becomes reality.

Besides, unfunny people shouldn't try to be funny, especially in that situation.

[Pick6PeytonSB44]

@ShammGod126 Thanks for responding to my comment though. I had forgotten abou this video, it makes me laugh every time. LOL I needed that. :))

[SonDimz]

Scott Van Pelt is kinda annoying but hes WAY better then that douche bag john Buccigross

[fullclip16117]

I'm surprised that ESPN didn't fire him for this. ESPN is run by the biggest pussies in the business and they are deathly afraid of any kind of controversey that could cost them Ad Revenue.

[SamCEH3510]

Lol. Kanye West sampled the song used for the background.

[aj275lbs]

This guy is the biggest douche in douchetown!

[Iknowhowtospellsorta]

aww i always liked scott van pelt.. i think i understand why i like him a little better now

[getback4444]

HA! (Verne Lundquist style)

[bizzygreene]

voiceFail lmao

[millionsofdeadcops]

like an amputee

[Gmanbrooklyn]

this chick is a fucking bitch. he seems like decent dude. fuck this ho

[CatchHellBlues16]

hmm interesting... hate van pelts "anchor analysis" on everything..not quite as bad as buccigross but pretty bad. However, this voicemail wasnt bad. he didnt do anything that required a youtube post. cant understand if this is up to validate him as a gentleman or to embarrass him.

[thegoat510]

@CatchHellBlues16 SVP is the best person at ESPN and its not even close

[wohs145]

Van Pelt got screwed but dude still needs to work on his game.

[gsizzles]

This is painful.

[60BloodyChamp60]

He ought not put his wanger in the holes he finds at the beach, because they all will make a fool out of you just like this!

[bferko]

SVP gettin it on the reg

[bferko]

SVP is bangin broads on the reg now

[Muchachi617]

??? = amputee

[pistonfan2010]

SVP is so awesome

[OurP90XChallenge]

SVP IS the man!

[sunil481]

If you call this guy a loser, especially for this, you have no fucking soul. You're talking about one of the few genuine good guys in sports & entertainment, from everything I've heard about him.

[qtipmotha]

SVP

STILL the man

[crusherexploder]

he says "amputee"

[mbanderson83]

He is the fuckin man plain and simple.

[JimmyFartpants]

What's the big deal about this?

None of you have ever called a girl back you met at a bar & left a message???

[flairwoo]

What a loser!

[paulglenn555]

@flairwoo you're a dick lol

[flairwoo]

@paulglenn555 You are a douchebag.

[templegoon]

wow, scott van pelt needs to get laid. the desperation was embarrassing to listen too.

[hartman245]

gotta love Van Pelt!

[elreydenappyville23]

Damn, that bitch rude as hell for posting this...smh

[TallVape]

He's 6'7" god I love tall men!

[haden555]

Van Pelt is the man. I wanna be just like him when I grow up!

[McWaters12]

SVP is my favorite by far...what a character!

[dickin585]

Scott van Pelt is the only ESPN personality I like anymore.

[rambler3590]

this was incredibly painful to watch lol...

for the record the "?" word was "amputee" lol

[rorywashere]

he is the master of swagger

[Rich0431]

hahaha some men are just puss**s

[chubbywater]

whale kills trainer as horrified spectators watch

[qukarlz]

haha what?

[NJ2288]

He forgot to add to his checklist, is she a twat.

[kolumka]

Scott Van Pelt is the best SC anchor EVER & his radio show is the balls!

[JT056]

Van Pelt is the tits on toast.

[PolakFury]

Fuck off troll

[quiksix25]

HAHAHAHAHA. Checklist? What an asshole.

[qukarlz]

i'm a veteren of many dewey beach summers !!!

[Bleeder26]

Hahahaha CLASSIC Van Pelt humor. Totally awesome! lol

[B2theRad12]

What is the background music?

[alBot4000]

avril 14th by aphex twin

[nz034]

This has to be one of the best vids I have seen on Youtube...The best is the end when the Poster say "F that bitch"...To funny!!!

[nz034]

I am going to leave that exact same V-Mail on the nexts girls phone I meet...

Hell, I might even play that music in the backround

[emlax3]

Van Pelt may be the best sportscenter guy ever.

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

THIS GUY has a checklist???

[cyoungsr22]

Why does he hate clubfooted people so much...I know some clubfooted girls who would not go out with him..

Maybe that is why he hates them...

[scarter1192]

Thats how you do it boys lol

[Bobonubbs]

True SHS Warrior!!!

[packjj]

We love you SVP!

[Weggy2389]

Van pelt is the man. Dude is straight up awesome.

[TOPDAWG331]

"I have a checklist" what a fucking douchebag just because your a news anchor for espn your still a big fucking nerd wow dude you really need to work on your female skills. thanks for the video though priceless Stalkerrrrr

[YesWeCannabis20]

Scott Van Pelt's the dude!

[Harpshow31]

van pelt is the shit

[joemomma3890]

hes the man

[christian0923]

Van Pelt is a dude and if this is real then the who chick let this thing out is a cunt. He did sound sincere why even screw him by being such a bitch and letting this out. van pelt/everett/anderson/stu FTW!

[bickill]

not sure of the title of the song, but it was used on SNL digital short "i ran so far" with samberg and the dude from maroon 5

[mcp4488]

lmao

[cameron91101]

SVP rocks best anchor in my opinion funny as shit dont get the big deal with the voicemail except that the bitch didnt pass the im a douchebag cunt test like he has trouble finding a decent woman keep ROCKN scotty u RULE!

[Krymestone]

tried looking at all the comments but got lazy, so i apologize if this has been asked already but what's the title of the piano music playing?

[whadup101]

I thought that was a nice message, and I don't get why people would think its funny or stupid. He seems like an even cooler guy now.

[knickabokkaglory]

avril 14th by aphex twin

[Illumirage]

SVP sounds like an honest, decent guy.

[Jeffo1434]

You can't hate van pelt. Hes the only anchor on television who pulls off a proper Pittsburgh accent without being from there. robert Flores is number 1 right now, but van pelt is second.

[pgagolf25]

the sportscenter anchors are the funniest people on television

[dluver3]

I think this is fake. This is all about ESPN creating a loser boy persona for him. Kind of like Spiderman. You know, the lovable loser. If it isn't he's better off that she didn't choose him because she is one nasty bitch.

[kaakoo]

Sincere, honest, and heart-warming.

[ryno2450]

bald asshole? thats a hate crime! but yeah van pelt is weak...

[wynobelly]

love that you picked up the curb reference.

van pelt sucks.

[wynobelly]

Van Pelt is a fucking douchebag. And a bald asshole.

[AP28purplejesus]

fuck you bitch Van Pelt is the fucking shit bro

[wynobelly]

what? how is he the shit? what takes less talent than being an sports anchor? he's not funny, he's annoying and i hate his asshole face. Van Pelt is a fucking unoriginal retard piece of shit. This voicemail is all the evidence you need. this guy is weak son. keep sucking his cock though, it's working for you

[AP28purplejesus]

Van Pelt rocks bro

[blushirts2]

yo van pelt sounds like the man on this. he sounds hillarious hes fucking around he doesnt sound like a pussy.

[soonerfaninokc]

he has some game. that almost sounded scripted. i will never be able to watch sc again though the same, unfortunately. poor ole' fellow.

[wakeboardMN10]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[WildBillGrover]

That wasn't such a weird voicemail.

[CircleLimit4]

SVP is fucking hilarious.

[buckeyecrazy32]

lol umm, this is the piano from an andy samberg saturday night live digital short, where he makes fun of the iranian president...i think?

[flyboy941]

yea i noticed that too its "Iran so far"

[jaredbradburn]

Hope she has fun getting abused by the mechanic she's going to be married to for 15 years. Scottie VP, all class brotha! Just wondering though, does your checklist have a "is she or isn't she a scandalous cunt" box? Judging by this, probly not.

[malarkey13]

Dude what a gentleman SVP is, that was classy and his game was on point like you say. And to repeat the message, fuck that bitch.

[bkstyle82]

daaaaaaaamn..maaaaaaaan!

[HarryGobbleCock]

Retards, he doesn't sound like a pussy. He actually went on a pretty fucking hilarious rant. He's obviously just a cool guy and a class act, not just some immature douche-bag ("what's up. You were really hot and we should totally have sex again. hu hu hu. Hit me up"). I guarantee that every guy on here calling him a "pussy" has no game and a small johnson. Guy's actually got game. The piano in the background just makes it all dramatic. Fuck that scunt for putting this on the net.

[Sameh14]

dude, that bitch needs a guy like myself to call her a CUNT or SLUT and not a true GENT like scotty V.P.... Ur a dirty bitch

[giantshrimp]

The girl is a bitch for letting this get out. He is trying to be a genuine guy and this is probably why she will always end up with douches.

[grogge11]

wow that was funny. reminds me of me. nice guys finish last

[deathclutch8187]

YOU FUCKIN TOOL!!! WHAT, Lets meet up again and go over rule #16 on my Check List that your pussy is not sweeter than mine!!! And no fucking my co-anchors!!!

[Sensaye25]

His game was on point. Scotty was spittin' darts at that broad. See how these scandalous chicks try to flip the script on you though? Yo Scotty, listen homey, put the Hennessy on chill, when I come down to the beach this summer, we're comin' through like Butch Cas' and Sundance. Tell these chix to fix up and look sharp.

Sensaye.

[aroncanter]

i think the ??? is amputee

[1515washington]

awful. be a man

[Seanyboy52692]

wtf

[JohnnyFriction]

This guy could take some lessons from Pat O'Brien on how to sweet talk a lady.

[robbieb06]

LMFAO....brilliant my man!!!!

[nixfanrdb123]

i love svp

[travz21]

Damn! He was working some mad game there!

[lindodalion]

Love You To Death SVP...That Bitch Is A Bitch. But Seriously Does Anyone Know The Name Of The Instrumental Bed That's Looped In The Background? Or Who The Artist Is?

[adamnagy]

aphex twin...forget the name of the track & album

[lindodalion]

ADAMNAGY Good Motherfuckin Lookin Out. You're The Man....And Again Let's Not Forget Why We're All Here...Fuck The Bitch That Did This To Scott!!!!

[ajwzp99]

Avril 14th aphex twin

[daramseyda]

album: druqs song: avril 14th  artist: aphex twin

[chicagosfinest15]

lol what a cuntasaurous

[curlyfry197]

haha he seems like a pretty real guy. funny shit

[alexwilsonNC]

He's obsessed with the club foot.

I think he got dumped by a girl with a club foot.

[nierikav]

I think he dated Tom Dempsey once.

[garbagemanthecat]

I bet this will get him laid at least once by a sympathetic coquette.

[bomby13pr]

ONCE!, Once a day, bitches loves sentimental guys

[megaman818]

SVP's  boys at aqua teen hunger force have to use this!

[DaddyG365]

SVP is the man, gotta love that goofball behind him who looks like he's gonna hump him.

[savestheday21211]

i thought this was great. long live van pelt

[jtjrmoney8]

i had sex with my girlfriend last night and we DID use a condom!

[MACKR3W69]

i had sex with your girlfriend earlier and we didn't use a condom!

[wangchung1989]

way to be a team player.

[MACKR3W69]

It's the only way to go

[rockchalkjayhawk795]

aphex twin makes everything sounds better

[Sabonis4Ever]

poor guy

[TheDDG]

Wait, you mean ESPN employs douchebags in their anchor chairs? I had no idea.

[sips21169]

dude that bitch is scandalous fuck you whoever u are, VAN PELT RULES

[Dvac23]

haha i liked the clubbed foot lines

[piche2001]

SVP is the man!

[brightseatbully]

plus, he's "ready to shoot, jack."

[ewalker1981]

He probably caught so much shit for this at ESPN.

[smthunder12]

yea man you have no right to do that to a bad ass, svp is the man