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  • NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY EVER DOES -------PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ENVY AND DESPISE GREATNESS SUCH AS MICHAEL JACKSON! AFTERALL PEOPLE RESENTED JESUS CHRIST SO ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! BUT HIS TRUE FANS NEVER BACKSTABBED OR FED INTO THE GOSSIP AND HE-SAY SHE-SAY WHICH IS WHY HE IS THE NUMBER ONE ENTERTAINER EVER...DEAD OR ALIVE! something PAPARAZZI ,TABLOIDS, AND HATERS WILL NEVER ACCOMPLISH! ;-P

  • NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY EVER DOES -------PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ENVY AND DESPISE GREATNESS SUCH AS MICHAEL JACKSON! AFTERALL PEOPLE RESENTED JESUS CHRIST SO ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! BUT HIS TRUE FANS NEVER BACKSTABBED OR FED INTO THE GOSSIP AND HE-SAY SHE-SAY WHICH IS WHY HE IS THE NUMBER ONE ENTERTAINER EVER...DEAD OR ALIVE! something PAPARAZZI ,TABLOIDS, AND HATERS WILL NEVER ACCOMPLISH! ;-P

  • not cool

  • R.I.P MJ

  • @MJfan951951 i will always love me some michael jackson rip

  • i find this DISRESPECTFUL!

  • Sorry i meant to say 'i respect him for...' I LOVE U MICHAEL!!!

  • Hey im a humongous mj fan...i kinda like this guy - there were alot of other things ( things the media made up) that he couldve made fun of, and a respect him for not mentioning those things. Theres nothing bad about this in my books - i love michael to the extreme and honestly, i get extremely f!cked off when people f!ck with him - and this didnt do that! I love u michael!!!

  • Omg... but it's Michael Jackson!!!!! He's DEADD!!!! OMG!

  • 5 Star Video funny as fuck when they show bubbles the chimp!!!

  • Ok, I'm a big MJ fan. I see nothing wrong with this. What is so bad?

  • this is why i like kimmel he's not a douchebag like jay leno and not one of his jokes had to do with kiddie rapping or anything like that. kimmel rocks leno blows

  • wow, this guy is a prick?

  • Is this a joke? This is the most sick thing I have seen for some time. Was this allowed on tv? WTF it was just after he died for fuck sakes disgusting fuck.

  • fat autistic lookin retard. not funny.

    MJ forever <3

  • you do know that hes sold 750 million albums world wide right? & before he died he had the biggest selling album of all time im preety sure more than ''just the losers'' have bought his cds over the years.

  • ugh i hate when ppl say became white..you cant just become white ! he had VITILIGO! idiots! smh

  • @XoXFutureStarXoX Well worry no more cus his autopsy came out and turns out MJ was telling the truth the whole time that he DID have vitiligo. OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And idiots like him made fun of his skin and some people didn't want to believe him and now EVERY single jackass comments they made about it are going to bite them so hard in their asses!!!!!

  • This bit wasnt really good, did more to disrespect MJ than anything.But that last part with the chimp falling, that was hilarious! Its always hardest on the chimps lol

  • I've seen Kimmel a few times, and this little, unfunny, idiotic, brainless tirade masquerading as comedy gives me even less of a motivation to respect him. Michael...rest in peace. Kimmel...rot in pieces. Stupid cunt.

  • @lowaces Go to hell prick.

  • Ok u guys. Ive held this in for sooooo long and i need to say it. I bet all of u when he was alive never gave a flying fuck about him after he became white and was acused of the things he was accused of doing but when he died u acted like u cared again i mean my god! Dont act like u cared if u never did! U just look like an idiot!

  • @JBisMYmainSQUEEZE Personally, I didn't have anything against Michael Jackson. I do not believe in those heinous allegations. That's bs. The man was acquitted of all charges. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

  • this was literally 2 days after Michael passed away, smh, Kimmel is such i jerk, i never watch him, he has no respect what so ever

  • ya man he's a retard

  • unfunny

  • wat a fucking cock sucker he is a dick to mj if hes dead let him rst in peace mj rest in peace:)

  • fucking cock eating priceless (1:32)

    omfg utterly priceless lol

  • Calm down people. It aint that serious, jimmy has always made fun of michael.

  • 3 words for Jimmy you are " fat ugly pig"

    have mercy upen us please end your show please your show is so boring &pointless &disgusting nothing good about u to say really

  • Jimmy two words for you you are fat pig

  • talk about being rude. who'll care when jimmy dies..

  • Its not Michael Jackson fault if all the media did was to talk about his death...they always wanted to sell all their crap using Michael Jacksons' name and all of it was negative press for decades. Now he has died and your still criticizing how the news is all about Michael Jackson. go find news in other ways if u really want to hear about other things..dont complain about such little things!

  • MJ fans don't be upset because I mean this is just another reason why Jimmy Kimmel should be shot and castrated on live TV.

  • "Should be shot and castrated on live TV" ummm...

    Kimmel's right. There is genocide being committed every day and all the news can talk about for 2 weeks straight is Michael Jackson... That's bullshit.

  • you should be up there with him

  • oh please, i find it weird that people claimed there was no news on anything but mj, yet i was still updated on things about iran, korea, the parents of those adopted special needs children that were murdered in their homes. Why did everyone else miss all of that? just looking for ANOTHER reason to complain. the most famous entertainer of all time died unexpectedly and people are shocked about coverage? COME ON!

  • sooo true!

    practically EVERYONE in the world knew this guy and a lot of people felt they had some connection esp fans soo i was not surprised about how much coverage it got and i don't think the news stations should have handled it any differently

  • aww jimmy tries so hard to be funny, too bad he;s not!

  • Lol Jimmy Kimmel....he tries so hard and yet is sooo wack. I guess makin jokes about MJ is supposed to boost his ratings. His comedy can put you to sleep faster than Nyquil lol. But rest in peace MJ....maybe this punk ass media and this world that was cruel toward you can finally leave you alone now.

  • the only time i think that jimmy had a point is when he said that the news was too occupied by mj's death.

    I am a big fan of micheal,

    but i think it was messed up how the news ignored all of the other deaths in the world to talk about micheal, we have other channels fr that.

    i know that micheal has gave A LOT to the world but there are many underprivileged people who never got the chance to give anything to the world because they died, & i feel bad that those peopls deaths were nvr mentioned.

  • True....and to be honest I don't think mike would appreciate other tragedys being overlooked....although his death hit me the hardest.....VERY HARD

  • this sucks not even funny

  • Authorities are finally happy they found the balloon boy, They thought Michael Jackson had tried to order delivery from heaven. LOL

  • DRY fucken SHIT HUMOUR ??? GET FUCKED!!!

  • Be honest with yourself there was nothing weird about him. What was weird is the shit that he had to go through and deal with.

  • Nothing weird? LOL! Are you high? I'm not even talking about the accusation against him. Dude was weird just in general. Look at his plastic surgery! And no way all that was needed for medical reasons. He had some great music... but he was a bazaar one.

  • Actually are you high? LOL!!!! I'm sorry but you see you've never met him let alone even know him. Who cares about the surgery? It's useless information. When al sharpton looked he 3 kids in the eyes at the memorial he spoke the truth to them cus it's so easy to judge someone when your hundreds and thousands of miles away from them.

  • shut your mouty

  • why is it michaels fault its the plastic suergeons fault seriously he made it look wierd so why are u blaming mj

  • Well, it was his decision to try and change his looks so much. He made amazing music... but anyone who is denying that he was pretty weird is being naive. It's like Lady Gaga, she is very entertaining... but rather odd at times.

  • he only had 4 (autopsy report) many people in hollywood have had double this and u dont judge them keep in mind mjs plastic suergeon has been sued like a billion times check it out

  • "bazaar"?? You know what I admire the most about Michael? Not the music, the videos, the moves, the humanitarian work...but the fact that despite everything that he'd gone through (all the crap written about him, the sick jokes and being diagnosed with a disfiguring disease) he never stopped making people happy. That's why we love him.

  • Litteraly changed into MJ: Its my Halloween Costume... ok... really respectful

  • Jimmy - like the cheap tabloids CAN'T do anything - makes his living off the lives of those that CAN.

    And yes, jealousy also plays into it as well. If I belittle it, I'll feel better about myself. Truth is - when you go off the air, 99.9 99% of the world won't notice.

  • Oh yeah, he's only a dick AFTER MJ died. You guys rip on MJ when he's alive and treat him like God when he's dead. I like MJ but I'm not like a hyprocites like everyone else is.

  • well who cares Mj brought light to millions of people fact,whos this guy by the way?Im from spain and we know who michael ajckson is here and admire him,what about this disrespectful dude? poor guy

  • fuck you jimmy you are a jealous bitch

  • Fuck You Jimmy U son of a B*****

  • haha, I love Jimmy.

  • well, was not mean things tho... jimmy has been nicer to him after he died... rip Michael

  • jimmy ur a dick

  • michael jackson had just died at this time and all jimmy could think about and scrounge out his his miserable self was ajoke about michael and bubbles. f him.

  • jimmy u mother fucking bastard

  • i love michael and with all do respect to him i found myself laughing at this lol this was really funny! especially that part with bubbles the chimp lol!

  • "Here's a snickers, go home."

    Hahahaha xD

  • jk i wish he was

  • Do you guys realize how much more important information there is to know out there???? VITAL INFO.  Its a wonder Obama had alot of American support ...all this mindless entertainment that keeps dumbass americans further in the dark

  • sign the petition, ABC News: Fire Martin Bashir

  • He is just has some growing up to do.We love michael thats all that matters FCK DA HATAS..i mean damn he culdnt even say Rest In Peace or my condolounses or anything

  • Another example is the DREADFULLY unfunny Jay Leno. He was a witness in MJ's child molestation trial back in 2005. When the judge issued a gag order, preventing all parties from discussing the case, Leno used a legal loophole to poke fun at Jackson without jeopardizing his role as witness in the case. Instead of him making jokes, he had OTHERS do it for him. There is a fine line between being funny and downright defamatory.

  • JIMMY TOO SOON!!

  • Hi my name is Jimmy Kimmel and I have no respect for anyone. how are you? Nevermind stfu.

  • hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahah­ahahhaha i love jimmy kimmel, but what you just said was hilarious.

    but eveeryone needs to calm down, at least he didnt make fun of michael!

  • You are stupid asshole. Disrespekting MJ less than some days he died. Cant believe that ...

  • jimmy your sad scumbag shut your ugly face and fuck of. mj the king of pop forever you invy him becuace youll never get as famous as the king.

  • lampara; wrong and hateful. know what it is you are being so reckless about.

  • i wish i can kick your ass!

  • Jimmy, Letterman, Jay Leno, the media, they all did it. They all took a part of killing Michael, and for that i hope Jesus will punish them and send them to hell. You will never be forgotten MJ, we love you<3

  • u all right JM4LAJF..LONG LIVE THE MUSICAL GOD ..

    **PEACE ANWAY**

  • Amen.

  • Ok, seriously... how can you blame a satirical sketch for the death of someone

  • you don't get it, the media and THIS kind of stuff helped kill him. It made his life a living hell!

  • exactly....this kind of stuff killed him. I am getting sick of this bastards

  • ugh same here

  • I don't think you can blame a satirical sketch for the death of someone. But the truth of the matter is that things like this contributed to the demise of another human being. For example, MJ sat with Barbara Walters back in 1997. He told her that of all things written about him, what was most hurtful was being called "wacko jacko". He pointed to his heart and said "I feel that right here. I am Jackson. That's not nice".

  • Well he's right about one thing for sure: everyone suddenly forgot about the people protesting in Iran and other global events when MJ died

    also suddenly the media r in love with him

  • well that was very untastefull less than 2 days after MJ died.

  • Why would he do this? stupid ass.

  • he would do anything for a few laughs since no one laughs at his jokes, lame bastard.

  • gone too soon x

  • Damn, the end stabbed my heart ... Poor Bubbles ...

  • That is not funny at all. You suck... anyway. How can you make a fun on the dead person... No respect...How do you feel about it when people make a fun of your death? Sure, I guess you would laugh your own death...

  • you should pay your respects too coz as far as i'm concerned what you did is not funny at all! can you honestly say that you have even been to half of what he achieved? how sad...

  • he dont alive man. He is dead How Person can do a ......... video about a man who is already dead?

    I say from my heart he is 100% Dead Unfortunately . : (

    But 2 PAC is alive :)

  • sometimes i think he's alive sometimes i think he's dead...i just want to see "This is it"... today i have to say that i watched all the news and i read many newspapers i just thought that someone will appear and say that everything was fake...i don't know why but i thought that something is gonna happen today... i guess i was wrong... maybe he is really dead.... RIP

  • Michael Is Alive!!!!!!!!!!! wake up!!!

  • lol that white guy everything else blah

  • shame on you....michael is alive..you will see it soon

  • please....

  • i'd like to believe it ... so much :(

  • too soon man...

  • haha its always hardest on the chimps!

  • sob

  • that is just dumb...

  • Conan is the man. At least in NY he was.

    "Hey Conan the Ovarian....where's 'ya eggs"

  • well i don´t care if u r an comedian or the king! show some damn respect!! what if someone made a joke about your relative how passed away???? respect ppl respectt!!

  • i think silverman left him because he had a small penis he's boring as hell ..

    R.I.P king of music from KSA

  • michael jackson king of pop

    R I P

    we will remember and love you forever

  • i think jimmy is better than letterman. letterman is too sereious about things

  • Jimmy Kimmel completely owns David Letterman

  • Kimmel tries to hard. Letterman is a natural.

    You're obviously from the newer, younger generation.

  • I'm just expressing an opinion dude,

    so you're obviously a douchebag

  • Why? Because I only speak the obvious truth?

    Don't take it personally man, there's nothing personal here.

  • Alright man, you've got your own opinion, i've got mine. Now can we leave it at that?

  • God... So sad to see reasonable people discuss their opinion with a douchebag...

  • Me being the douchebag?

  • Jimmy Kimmel is a piece of shit.  Now I know why I never liked his show...

    Love you Michael, wherever you are...

  • Im a big fan of Michael Jackson...im soo sad his gone now..but the last part with the monkey make me laugh R.I.P MJ

  • that queens guy was queer

  • This is my halloween costume! Rofl XD!

  • nothing was disrespectful here. i thought it would have been but it wasnt. he was directing the jokes about Michael..

  • I can honestly say this was not really offensive and the jokes were not directed at MJ I think there is nothing funny about this stand up and find it inappropiate to say the least. A pop icon just died and people are mourning It has nothing to do with who can take a joke and who can't take a joke Comedians have joked about Michael Jackson forever and will continue even in his death The only reason why Jimmy talked about MJ is because its hot news and thats usually how late night comics work

  • HE INSPIRED SKINNY WHITE BOY FROM QUEENS!

    *twirl*

    PRICELESS

  • you people bitching about this skit - don't you realize that ANY publicity is good publicity..be it criticism or praise? Lol..you're only doing him a favor by ranting about him making fun of crazy MJ fans who act like they knew him - He was a human like anybody else...and u guys basically idolize and worship him..good musician but...way to go humanity - idolize and worship MJ...God wasn't talking to you so you turn to anybody TV provides. Why did you even watch the vid? What matters is you did

  • ur point?

    yes...he is a human.... so?

    he's great and thats why we like him

    you woudn't have said all this junk if michael didn't have all these weird things in his life

    go say these stuff on elvis or beatles videos

    People used to worship them more than michael.

  • itz called slang DIKHED

    n y da fuk is every1 talkin abou mj

    he was a sweet innocent kkind human being

    r.i.p mj

  • Damn!, yah dudes need to take a joke.. Jimmy is koo in my book. lol

  • Oh the poor monkey!

  • learn how to type you illiterate peice of shit kimmel is a badass

  • have a sence of humor dude

  • None of these jokes are directed to MJ, but his crazy fans. I see nothing offensive here.

  • that was actually fairly humorous

    :]

  • God you losers need to lighten up...

  • Kimmel is so unfunny it hurts.

  • Jimmy Kimmel walked a thin line with these jokes, the last one was borderline in my taste, but he managed to pull it off. At least he's not a hypocrite.

  • Why is everyone's panties in a twist? He doesn't say anything positive OR negative about Michael. He was just pointing things out about what was happening.

  • i think he is the only talk show host who is making jokes about his death...i think honestly u are a horrible comedian and i dont think u deserve to have ur own show

  • lol i love kimmel

  • lol monkey is well funny at the end XD

  • See Martin Bashir--the hypocrite video in youtube, so you can see how he recanted the comments he made in the fake documentary he created!

  • I know Man! It took the death of Michael for this prick to admit the truth! What a snake!!!

  • He's a two faced snake(Bash-it) is. and he has the audacity to talk about Michael again. don't care if its nice things...He doesn't have the right to say anything after what he's done!

  • seasoned crime reporter Aphrodite Jones condemns the media for perpetuating hateful rumors and innuendoes, recounting just the sordid details, and reporting only the most despicable accusations and grisly charges made against Michael Jackson during his criminal trial. They had built a highly profitable industry around the superstar's "freaky life" and banked on his conviction. And, it turns out, they got it all wrong.

    A MUST-READ book Michael Jackson Conspiracy by Aphrodite Jones

  • Fuck off jimmy :|

  • he's only the best.

    you don't like, too bad.

  • I can't beleive that he is dead..

  • this guy is actually pretty funny

  • LOL

    jimmy ftw! i was all expecting a sad video...

    here i am, sitting in my chair, havin a hardcore *raffle* fest

    thanks for uploading! :-) good hd too!

  • Shit. I wonder how many of here so called devoted "fans" are just newfound bandwagonners who didn't give a flying fuck about MJ before he even died. I don't know why so many Americans lack common sense or the patience before jumping to conclusions. If you were listening closely you would've known that he wasn't popping jokes at MJ.

  • It's not just americans dude it's people in general.

  • haha it was funny. maybe little offensive but funny!

  • Jimmy Kimmel is a dick.

  • the picture is so clear

  • didn't want to use this language but you started it moron... guess you want somebody's dick up your ass... you can't stand someone talkin' normal to you.......

    so you shut you're hole up... suck jimmy up all you want... disgusting piece of crap... it's people like you who make this world the selfish meaningless pit that it has become ever so lately... maybe when someone close to you dies then we all whould make merry and enjoy and IMPORTANT things gonin' on elsewhere...

    how about that...!

  • why not some jokes about crippled people while were at it jimmy?

  • Im a huge huge life long MJ fan, and I didnt find this offensive at all. he never once says something bad about MJ himself, and just pokes some fun at the coverage. Jimmy is hilarious.