haha judge judy got PISSED at the "motel 6" and "queen latifah" comments...and then when he laughed in between the plaintiff's story LMAO her look of annoyance is SO funny!
@thebjm21 lol I do the same but with the episode of that guy that hit a parked car , went to the door (he was drunk) promised he will pay more then the car is worth and fall down on his way out lol and the P. got the video to show it all ! That episode is EPIC
hes a bad liar lmao he totally crapped on the couch!! its so obvious, he can't even make up the story properly! and lmao bird at 9:57 is hilarious! he cna't stop laughing!
The dog was eatin pizza and chips and drinkin beer and apparently that's when it got drunk, jumped up on the coach and shit on it and tripped the fat dude in the bathroom. That''s one helluva dog. That dude shit himself then he tried to hurry to the bathroom and got lost then finally found it only to fall down drunk and tear shit up. Then he tries to blame it on some old ass dog. What a pos. He could've at least cleaned te shit up.
@nathanjamesbaker How DARE they spam such a fabulous comment!! Well done. Actually, great material here for one of your poems! Judge Judy is such a scary women ~ bless her black heart...
I'm about two and a half minutes in so far, and this guy has already fucked himself. Once you start giving Judy vague and evasive answers to her direct questions, your credibility is entirely shot.
if it was on the floor .. slight chance, but ON the couch? yea right, dude. great job going on national television to tell the world that you got drunk and shit on someone else's couch
He may actually be telling the truth. I had a dog that never used to shit inside until he got to his last two years of life, then he'd pop one out occasionally.
I don't think his story is so far fetched. My dog (the little asshole) took my car for a joyride, sideswiped a BMW, fled the scene then I get blamed! They're diabolical I tell you.He had beer on his breath that day too.
now you dumb ass wish you'd have paid the 500 and avoided the embarrassment on national TV....you'll always be known as the guy who shit on couch....LOL..
I could be wrong but I have never thought of Ohio as a breeding ground for good ol' boys. Where does his affect come from? He said he went to high school with them so he's not a recent transplant from Georgia or Bama. Weird. Before I would allow this humiliation, I'd go dumpster diving for cans every night for 6 months, (Ohio winter and all) to get the money to pay them back. Somethings not right. I think JJ got punked. Alex Ferrer and Joe Brown are sitting in a bar somewhere laughing.
@danfzzl But it was the crippled old 14 year old dog who did it all...not only did it jump up om the couch to go to the toilet but it also tore down the toilet roll holder while trying to clean its butt...damned lack of opposable thumbs!!
I love how at around 1:08 when he says "I don't even know her name" Judge Judy was genuinely amused, but then when he went on to say "Queen Latifah, dunnah" ...this glare crossed her eyes and she instantly decided "I hate you.... Now you will die..."
@Elvishairdude89 mhm I see, well there are things a non-native speaker may not pick up, being too focussed on what is actually said, so I shall not persist, you are probably right that the more nasty details are in the prep papers.
Still, I think personal finesse dictates you dont sue guests or friends, and certainly not for something like this (offence and amount), except ofcourse if you are from a low, indelicate culture, and thus will sue anyone for anything if you can just make a dollar.
@Elvishairdude89 well actually the only place feces is mentioned is here in these comments, the clip just tells of smell, which may be vomit or urine, and even if feces, noone said it was on the couch, she only stated that the couch was smeared in pizza..
I mean I get what yer saying, but really..The clip is a bit different. Anyway, I dont see anyone outside of Americaville suing a friend for crapping on a sofa, these lowlives have no shame, no cultural standard worth mentioning, no subtlety!
Ridiculous. There was no evidence the defendant did anything but trip over the dog in the bathroom and ripping the toilet holder down by accident, for which he would probably not be liable. This is one of the times where Judge Judy really falls through.
@LackadaisicalE Sometimes there isn't much evidence at all, and that's why Judy has to make the decision to the best of her ability. She listens to each story, and compares them to see what events check out an are the most reasonable. She's been doing it for so long she can read people like a book, haha. If there was always hard evidence for these cases, she wouldn't really have to ask them many questions at all :]
@BlimeyGames yes I guess you are right..and I love Judy more than any of the other judges, indeed I have a top comment somewhere ("I Know That Scam" episode, I think) where I state my admiration for her. She is a razor, I just feel that for the pretence of a court case, both parties should atleast be able to state their story, arguments and replies. For instance, there can be very little doubt imo that he did trip over the dog in the bathroom, fell and ripped the paper holder off the wall.
shit his pants why he was sleeping, fell in the bathroom out of panic, blamed the dog. a dog wouldn't shit on a couch anyway, it would do it in a corner or in the middle of the floor.
That fat, dirty bastard blaming the dog! Dogs are so much nicer than people. If he had just owned it and done the right thing any real friend would do, he would not have had to appear in front of millions of viewers and make a complete tosser of himself. He is not friend and a hunting buddy??? I wouldn't go near that idiot if he was armed with a water pistol! Dickhead...
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First he says he doesn't know anything about him going outside, then says he went outside to use the restroom. He's just a nasty fat fuck trying to make the audience laugh.
@potterfanatic2 That would depend on the dog. I had a dog that lived to be 18. He was healthy and happy but, from the time he was about 14 until he died, he couldn't get up on any furniture or climb stairs. It took him a little while to get used to me carrying him up to bed and down in the morning. I actually had two dogs, the other was 8 years younger. While there might have been the occasional "accident" in the house, neither dog ever crapped on a piece of furniture.
@JustineBieberxoxo this guy should be in a comedy show. the more he explained about the couch incident, the clearer the picture of what really happened showed up. Its gross and funny. he probably has a poop problem, he just kept on talking about it.
everyone always blames the dog, but the lady smelt it before he got of the couch, and thats why she went to investigate and watched him run from one room to the next like a DRUNK!!!
If the dog is 14 years old its actually possible it did loose its bowels on the sofa... It most likely WAS the man with the pot belly, but its not completely impossible that the dog did it... anyone see what im saying?!?
Okay, I have to say, I kind of love this guy. He's too funny. I think he sincerely believes that's what happened. He's too bewildered to be making it all up. I'd like to hang out with him, just not at my house. I like the silly bastard.
Just what we need in the woods is a bunch of drunk dumb-fucks like this idiot running around with loaded firearms shooting up the place......and shit on the couch to boot?...drunken chuckle-headed dipshit....you should've been used for target practice you Fred Flintstone looking asswipe.
That fat fuck shit on her sofa, I'd be pissed too. What a fucking idiot. I have two house dogs and neither of them have shit or pissed in my house in six years, when they where puppies. A friend of mine stayed over one night and the cocksucker pissed on my couch and tried to blame it on the dog. I didn't have any of that shit, so he finally admitted to it and I made his ass remove the seat cussion, unzip it and he hosed it down and put it in the washer. I still fuck with him any time I see him.
@dogeatgiraffandvv That was freakin hilarious, and it did pretty much sum up the whole case. Noobody in their right mind believes that fat ass didn't shit on her couch. He did it. He wouldn't even admit he was drunk, much less that he shit on her couch. Then he said he wouldn't go back over there because he was scared of the dog. Yea right, they'll never let that fat fuck back in their house ever again, I know I wouldn't.
Who shits them self when they get drunk. Throw up on the couch I understand, maybe piss himself OK, but shit? Of all the drunken parties I've gone to, crazy bars and clubs, I never seen or heard of someone doing that. The man is a pig.
The only time I have even heard of something like this happening is after some chick had drunken anal sex. Sorta makes you wonder what kind of a hunting trip it was.
@nucleardeath07 he's probably at the point where he's too drunk for his bowels to function properly. I didn't know he shit on the sofa until he admitted it was shit I thought he just pissed on the couch. I was LOLing hard when JJ asked "did you have an accident on the couch". So anyone who is drunk enough to shit on the sofa and go outside in the middle of winter in his boxers is drunker then the guys from "The Hangover".
Figures these pieces of trash are from ohio. Dump ass state.
WolverineDevotee 4 hours ago
there is nothing bad about telling the truth, clearly from this, lying is embarrassing and it has made this guy look like a fool
MegaFireEngine 1 day ago
"Queen Latifah" is so cute and her laugh just makes me vomit rainbows <3
demonik23 5 days ago
He has gigantic fucking eyes
calamazue1989 1 week ago
The defendant drinks Bud-fat. Talk about a bloated booze bag.
ohmeohmy711 1 week ago 2
it wa the dog it was the dog lol
zeecameran 1 week ago
man u should of just paid the money have some dignity man
zeecameran 1 week ago 2
OMG!! WTF was that at 8:30!! Did he fart ????
LaoMa111 2 weeks ago
@LaoMa111 That was judge judy who cut that fart...can't you tell that was a woman fart?
xzuvqz 1 week ago
@xzuvqz Was it a queef or a conventional buttock fart from JJ, Fart Guru?!
mattforrester1973 2 days ago
@LaoMa111 I can't freaking believe that I never noticed that the first time!! Sounded like someone cut the cheese, definitely...
mattforrester1973 2 days ago
haha judge judy got PISSED at the "motel 6" and "queen latifah" comments...and then when he laughed in between the plaintiff's story LMAO her look of annoyance is SO funny!
supergirl080890 2 weeks ago
Doesnt he remind you of Peter Griffin even just a little. He got DRUNKJ, passed out on the COUCH and FARTed and Shat everywhere.
CapitanBluebeard 2 weeks ago
drive thru for beers? smh...
KenyanBunnie 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JJMinisodes
I seriously watch this video when I'm sad b/c the defendent just cracks me up hahaha.
supergirl080890 3 weeks ago 2
@supergirl080890 LOL I do the same thing with the "SHE STOLE MY FREAKIN' CHECKS!!!111" episode..
thebjm21 4 days ago 2
@thebjm21 lol I do the same but with the episode of that guy that hit a parked car , went to the door (he was drunk) promised he will pay more then the car is worth and fall down on his way out lol and the P. got the video to show it all ! That episode is EPIC
LaoMa111 2 days ago
let this be a lesson to you kids: don't get drunk!!!
supergirl080890 3 weeks ago
Comic gold.
ZsenzoGazda 3 weeks ago
What an absolute pig! He keeps blaming her for being a bad host, contradicts himself over and over and then blames the dog. Sexist pig.
showertile 3 weeks ago 3
I sure do feel bad for her dog once she gets back to Ohio. =/
Dakookoo 3 weeks ago
hes a bad liar lmao he totally crapped on the couch!! its so obvious, he can't even make up the story properly! and lmao bird at 9:57 is hilarious! he cna't stop laughing!
supergirl080890 4 weeks ago
what an idiot!
BUUisbetterthenYOU 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JJMinisodes
Fuck yo couch, n----, fuck yo couch!
gspendlove 1 month ago
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gspendlove 1 month ago
Wow... this defendant's really something special. And by special I mean he looks like an adult gerber baby who's brain never grew.
dairinecaoilfhionn 1 month ago
The dog was eatin pizza and chips and drinkin beer and apparently that's when it got drunk, jumped up on the coach and shit on it and tripped the fat dude in the bathroom. That''s one helluva dog. That dude shit himself then he tried to hurry to the bathroom and got lost then finally found it only to fall down drunk and tear shit up. Then he tries to blame it on some old ass dog. What a pos. He could've at least cleaned te shit up.
rebelnomo 1 month ago 3
4:43... was he staring at her ass?
me8321 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JJMinisodes
Huntin' rifle: $429
Large Meat Lover's™ pizza: $21.95
Case of Budweiser: $20.99
Forever "soiling" your reputation on national television: Priceless
nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago 51
@nathanjamesbaker How DARE they spam such a fabulous comment!! Well done. Actually, great material here for one of your poems! Judge Judy is such a scary women ~ bless her black heart...
stelpan62 1 month ago
I'm glad i don't know this guy ... i would've busted his teeth out the second he laughs at me ! Honestly sooo annoying !
deadmanavir 1 month ago
I'm about two and a half minutes in so far, and this guy has already fucked himself. Once you start giving Judy vague and evasive answers to her direct questions, your credibility is entirely shot.
Mogh 1 month ago
Byrd had epic grin. XD
mingiasi 1 month ago
Dirty, dirty motherfucker.
gz2k10 1 month ago
if it was on the floor .. slight chance, but ON the couch? yea right, dude. great job going on national television to tell the world that you got drunk and shit on someone else's couch
Atychiphobe 1 month ago
you know whats so funny i used to work with that guy lol
Oswin2006 1 month ago
@Oswin2006 doing what?
Genin99 1 month ago
@Genin99 we worked at a warehouse
Oswin2006 1 week ago
@Oswin2006 was he really like that?
Genin99 1 week ago
I don't think I wanna be hunting with that guy..
PTKhimself 1 month ago
Um.. what?
PTKhimself 1 month ago
ew this guy is nasty as fuck and extremely annoying!!!!!!!
brutalxlovexo 1 month ago
ah crap, I live in mason ohio, no pun intended on the word "crap"
Kenshin6321 1 month ago
He may actually be telling the truth. I had a dog that never used to shit inside until he got to his last two years of life, then he'd pop one out occasionally.
ballbag35 1 month ago
Family guy- "when you poop in your dreams, you poop forreal!!!" lol
2haiti 1 month ago
I don't think his story is so far fetched. My dog (the little asshole) took my car for a joyride, sideswiped a BMW, fled the scene then I get blamed! They're diabolical I tell you.He had beer on his breath that day too.
newcoyote 1 month ago 4
now you dumb ass wish you'd have paid the 500 and avoided the embarrassment on national TV....you'll always be known as the guy who shit on couch....LOL..
arabearish 1 month ago 2
I hate drunk people
Xaisede 1 month ago
I could be wrong but I have never thought of Ohio as a breeding ground for good ol' boys. Where does his affect come from? He said he went to high school with them so he's not a recent transplant from Georgia or Bama. Weird. Before I would allow this humiliation, I'd go dumpster diving for cans every night for 6 months, (Ohio winter and all) to get the money to pay them back. Somethings not right. I think JJ got punked. Alex Ferrer and Joe Brown are sitting in a bar somewhere laughing.
lawnsausages 1 month ago
love the shots of the black guy laughing behind the witness :D
Marinaka2710 1 month ago in playlist JJMinisodes
When Officer Byrds laughing at you it's over.
rstryker27 1 month ago 16
how embarrassing would it be to be sued on national TV for shitting on somebody's couch.
danfzzl 1 month ago 39
@danfzzl rofl
BloodSlut 1 month ago
@danfzzl But it was the crippled old 14 year old dog who did it all...not only did it jump up om the couch to go to the toilet but it also tore down the toilet roll holder while trying to clean its butt...damned lack of opposable thumbs!!
mattforrester1973 2 days ago
So he shit his pants while sleeping on the sofa. Dude, just wrong.
brmadman4455 1 month ago
4:08 "Then shut up until I ask you a question."
dreadedsavior 1 month ago
I love how at around 1:08 when he says "I don't even know her name" Judge Judy was genuinely amused, but then when he went on to say "Queen Latifah, dunnah" ...this glare crossed her eyes and she instantly decided "I hate you.... Now you will die..."
Schweinehunder 1 month ago 3
Real men drink beer, watch football and play the Wii till they can't stand up.
rminitials 1 month ago
@rminitials ...until they can´t stand up,...and eventually poop!
luisferr2001 1 month ago
@rminitials
They even have a circle jerk.
ndrussiangerman1 1 month ago
This show is HILARIOUS!!!!
nigahigagreatness 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JJMinisodes
I just wonder where the hell the Queen Latifah comment came from
eskostar 1 month ago 3
@eskostar from his good friend Budweiser
Genin99 1 month ago
@Elvishairdude89 mhm I see, well there are things a non-native speaker may not pick up, being too focussed on what is actually said, so I shall not persist, you are probably right that the more nasty details are in the prep papers.
Still, I think personal finesse dictates you dont sue guests or friends, and certainly not for something like this (offence and amount), except ofcourse if you are from a low, indelicate culture, and thus will sue anyone for anything if you can just make a dollar.
LackadaisicalE 1 month ago
@Elvishairdude89 well actually the only place feces is mentioned is here in these comments, the clip just tells of smell, which may be vomit or urine, and even if feces, noone said it was on the couch, she only stated that the couch was smeared in pizza..
I mean I get what yer saying, but really..The clip is a bit different. Anyway, I dont see anyone outside of Americaville suing a friend for crapping on a sofa, these lowlives have no shame, no cultural standard worth mentioning, no subtlety!
LackadaisicalE 1 month ago
Ridiculous. There was no evidence the defendant did anything but trip over the dog in the bathroom and ripping the toilet holder down by accident, for which he would probably not be liable. This is one of the times where Judge Judy really falls through.
LackadaisicalE 1 month ago
@LackadaisicalE Sometimes there isn't much evidence at all, and that's why Judy has to make the decision to the best of her ability. She listens to each story, and compares them to see what events check out an are the most reasonable. She's been doing it for so long she can read people like a book, haha. If there was always hard evidence for these cases, she wouldn't really have to ask them many questions at all :]
BlimeyGames 1 month ago
@BlimeyGames yes I guess you are right..and I love Judy more than any of the other judges, indeed I have a top comment somewhere ("I Know That Scam" episode, I think) where I state my admiration for her. She is a razor, I just feel that for the pretence of a court case, both parties should atleast be able to state their story, arguments and replies. For instance, there can be very little doubt imo that he did trip over the dog in the bathroom, fell and ripped the paper holder off the wall.
LackadaisicalE 1 month ago
9:04 audience guy is like "are you serious, man?"
cymonebreathe 1 month ago
5:18 he has that "i crapped on the couch" look on his face lmao
cymonebreathe 1 month ago 4
Did he say the dog was eating pizza and chips? lmao
cymonebreathe 1 month ago 2
his stomach is on the table smh
cymonebreathe 1 month ago
the dog did it
kamakaziiee96 1 month ago
does he say queen latifah at 1:14 ?
ramstones1 1 month ago
couch potato ! no couch shit
yahmana 1 month ago
shit his pants why he was sleeping, fell in the bathroom out of panic, blamed the dog. a dog wouldn't shit on a couch anyway, it would do it in a corner or in the middle of the floor.
WhackCheese 1 month ago
this is the funniest episodes I've seen lol favorite this
MEOSHABEAN1 1 month ago
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Grooooossssssss!
OldNewsThinker 1 month ago
That fat, dirty bastard blaming the dog! Dogs are so much nicer than people. If he had just owned it and done the right thing any real friend would do, he would not have had to appear in front of millions of viewers and make a complete tosser of himself. He is not friend and a hunting buddy??? I wouldn't go near that idiot if he was armed with a water pistol! Dickhead...
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nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago
5100 dollars for a sofa? Must have been a NICE sofa
jondeare 1 month ago
Look at bert around9:57...he can't control himself!!!! so funny
redredredtoo 1 month ago
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nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago
@nathanjamesbaker I searched and searched and found one comment flagged as spam and all the others removed! How come? But I do love your priceless comment!
stelpan62 1 month ago
@stelpan62 Yeah, for some reason YouTube autoflagged my comment as spam and won't let me repost it.
I messaged JJMinisodes asking them to umark the comment as spam. The "not spam" button only works when the video uploader clicks it. Hopefully JJMinisodes will help me out.
nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago
@nathanjamesbaker I searched every page and not a sign of you! Youtube is doing funny things...
stelpan62 1 month ago
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nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago
heheehhhehe..
ramans11 1 month ago
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nathanjamesbaker 1 month ago
Queen who? Did he attempt to say Queen Latifah?
newmindandsoul1 1 month ago
O-H...........I-O only in Ohio
skeetnailer 2 months ago
He needs a diaper.
seka1986 2 months ago
I like how he rests his gut on the table.
seka1986 2 months ago
Judge: YOU SHAT ON A COUCH? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAAH GIVE IT UP MY MAN
Defendant:YEAH! So every time she sits down she sits on my shit!
Judge: AHHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IS JUSTICE
jk
TheBottleDVD 2 months ago
what a fat fuck
italianman004 2 months ago
Ew!
gggrinz 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JJMinisodes
First he says he doesn't know anything about him going outside, then says he went outside to use the restroom. He's just a nasty fat fuck trying to make the audience laugh.
irvingklaw57 2 months ago
Lesson:
Keep your mind full and your bowels empty.
2211JW 2 months ago
One word. Embarassing.
withagunxxxx 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
at 5:11 doesn't that chic look like 13 from the show "House"
MrLegitRabbit 2 months ago
@potterfanatic2 That would depend on the dog. I had a dog that lived to be 18. He was healthy and happy but, from the time he was about 14 until he died, he couldn't get up on any furniture or climb stairs. It took him a little while to get used to me carrying him up to bed and down in the morning. I actually had two dogs, the other was 8 years younger. While there might have been the occasional "accident" in the house, neither dog ever crapped on a piece of furniture.
chiprbob 2 months ago
damn dogs, man
ljasperl 2 months ago
Have you ever heard of piss drunk? This guy was Shit drunk...
Tankstatus 2 months ago
soiled the couch bahahaha
thehalokiller6676 2 months ago
He was totally wasted in the courtroom.
themaskedbat 2 months ago
He looks like he's permanently drunk
messybluesboy371 2 months ago 9
The defendent deserves his own sitcom.
armedmage 2 months ago
ummmm lol couch dumper!!
crackfiendables 2 months ago 2
06:37 "That wasn't pizza and beer"
The plaintiff should've said "Well actually it was, but..."
xRockandMetalx 2 months ago 3
Blaming it on the dog, now that's classic.
xRockandMetalx 2 months ago
@xRockandMetalx i know right? that's what kids do for homework! Just admit your mistake and you won't end up on national tv for this lol
supergirl080890 3 weeks ago
Drunk fatass shits couch.
I like this guy but he can't sleep over.
JustineBieberxoxo 2 months ago 2
@JustineBieberxoxo this guy should be in a comedy show. the more he explained about the couch incident, the clearer the picture of what really happened showed up. Its gross and funny. he probably has a poop problem, he just kept on talking about it.
otirudam 2 months ago
And this brain dead asshole has GUNS???? Ei yi yi.
TheSkylur44 2 months ago
Someone this dumb owns a gun. Great....
aidemoi80 2 months ago
Queen Latifah?! LMBO
rassledassle82 2 months ago 2
That defendant talks like a Pez dispenser...
rassledassle82 2 months ago 2
@rassledassle82 HAHAHA omg that made my day!!
supergirl080890 3 weeks ago
It was definitely the dog!!
MEDSEC20 2 months ago
wow Fred Flintstone is a messy drunk
thequazify 2 months ago 18
@thequazify LOL!! that made my day! and LMAO did he say the dog was eating pizza and beer??!!! LMAO!!!!
supergirl080890 2 weeks ago
I do not condone drinking to the point of intoxication but I have to admit that some people are laugh-out-loud funny when they are stone drunk.
xyPERSON 2 months ago
The guy at 4:08 is dying in that courtroom!
Lovecraft243 2 months ago
The man in the case thinks EVERYTHING is funny. These people, you can't take seriously because of all the laughing and cajoling.
DanandDonna1 2 months ago
I wish I was 1% as awesome as Judge Judy.
AFalconPunch 2 months ago 9
THE DOGS STINKIN
AndiNeverSlice 2 months ago
Queen Latifahyannngoahheaad??
AndiNeverSlice 2 months ago
Wait, Did he just say the the SMELL of the dog tripped him?
henchmen999 2 months ago
everyone always blames the dog, but the lady smelt it before he got of the couch, and thats why she went to investigate and watched him run from one room to the next like a DRUNK!!!
alex111158 2 months ago
lol nasty to no end....
AvinashProductions 2 months ago
There's a drive-through where you can purchase beer?...ahhh only in America.
S2naturally 2 months ago 3
And people wonder why I don't drink.
SaviorSixtySix 2 months ago 3
Wow, if I crapped on someone's couch, I would certainly not go on national television and publicize it. Dude is blowing my mind.
chthonic19 2 months ago 37
@chthonic19 even if your drunk?
Genin99 2 months ago
@chthonic19 ewewewew not nice!!!! is it?
redredredtoo 1 month ago
If the dog is 14 years old its actually possible it did loose its bowels on the sofa... It most likely WAS the man with the pot belly, but its not completely impossible that the dog did it... anyone see what im saying?!?
ladysuzilyon 2 months ago
IF IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THEN ITS NOT TRUE!!!
kidfall1 2 months ago
Okay, I have to say, I kind of love this guy. He's too funny. I think he sincerely believes that's what happened. He's too bewildered to be making it all up. I'd like to hang out with him, just not at my house. I like the silly bastard.
magenta471 2 months ago 3
Just what we need in the woods is a bunch of drunk dumb-fucks like this idiot running around with loaded firearms shooting up the place......and shit on the couch to boot?...drunken chuckle-headed dipshit....you should've been used for target practice you Fred Flintstone looking asswipe.
55slice 2 months ago
Long story short, he pissed on the couch.
MeFishiee 2 months ago
@MeFishiee He shit on the couch, I think. He said it smelled like feces.
magenta471 2 months ago
Kristina Ott looks slightly amused by the whole hoopla
teflondon91 2 months ago
@teflondon91 but why was she there in the first place? She went home before the shit incident.
ladysuzilyon 2 months ago
he shit the bed after a night of binge drinking and eating snack foods.
teflondon91 2 months ago
9:50 LOL that face.
JeanNoelzz 2 months ago
This guy is a really bad liar...lol
barnesfam 2 months ago
That's Peter from family guy.
undocumentedspot 2 months ago
What happened to the couch?
>Insert Rick James joke<
Yin157 2 months ago
this is what happens when you kill things for game and sport. karma bitch
weweallthewayhome 2 months ago 7
HAAHHHHHHHAAAA... He sh$t his pants.
Goddessofmydestiny 2 months ago 5
The defendant is nasty!!
PlayIt4MeAgainSam 2 months ago
LOL he is so embarrassed...its written all over his face
UwatchinQ 2 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahahaha
AlexanderJayxo 2 months ago
LoL ... the guy behind the plaintiff's witness is laughing his ass off ... haha
fAnGeDkOrNfAn 2 months ago 2
I guess the moral of the story is dont poop on your friend's couch.
tubester4567 2 months ago 2
haha that black dude behind the blond girl is trying so hard not to laugh out loud at the dopeyass defendant.
eyepatchinc 2 months ago 2
That fat fuck shit on her sofa, I'd be pissed too. What a fucking idiot. I have two house dogs and neither of them have shit or pissed in my house in six years, when they where puppies. A friend of mine stayed over one night and the cocksucker pissed on my couch and tried to blame it on the dog. I didn't have any of that shit, so he finally admitted to it and I made his ass remove the seat cussion, unzip it and he hosed it down and put it in the washer. I still fuck with him any time I see him.
rebelnomo 2 months ago
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Why is he allowed to use a gun?
gnortznitz 2 months ago
575 for a couch? Cheap couch...
NewEnglanddur 2 months ago
Sounds like the man had a few drinks before this court case!
prettydumbvideos 2 months ago
that guy shaking his head at 1:27 pretty much sums up this trial...
dogeatgiraffandvv 2 months ago
@dogeatgiraffandvv That was freakin hilarious, and it did pretty much sum up the whole case. Noobody in their right mind believes that fat ass didn't shit on her couch. He did it. He wouldn't even admit he was drunk, much less that he shit on her couch. Then he said he wouldn't go back over there because he was scared of the dog. Yea right, they'll never let that fat fuck back in their house ever again, I know I wouldn't.
rebelnomo 2 months ago 2
When the title says what happened on the couch ? i thought it would have to do with sex related .thumbs up if you did too ;D
cedarvillegirl002 2 months ago 3
Who shits them self when they get drunk. Throw up on the couch I understand, maybe piss himself OK, but shit? Of all the drunken parties I've gone to, crazy bars and clubs, I never seen or heard of someone doing that. The man is a pig.
nucleardeath07 3 months ago
@nucleardeath07 Watch Trainspotting, if you've never seen it before.
xubarze 3 months ago
@nucleardeath07
The only time I have even heard of something like this happening is after some chick had drunken anal sex. Sorta makes you wonder what kind of a hunting trip it was.
insidetrip101 2 months ago
@insidetrip101 Maybe that will prevent people from having anal sex.
globe255 2 months ago
@nucleardeath07 That fat fuck probably shit all over himself in the bathroom and then wallered in it on the couch.
rebelnomo 2 months ago 2
@nucleardeath07 he's probably at the point where he's too drunk for his bowels to function properly. I didn't know he shit on the sofa until he admitted it was shit I thought he just pissed on the couch. I was LOLing hard when JJ asked "did you have an accident on the couch". So anyone who is drunk enough to shit on the sofa and go outside in the middle of winter in his boxers is drunker then the guys from "The Hangover".
Genin99 2 months ago