Jesus 2000

[MiamiXpresentsTheTwo]

this actually depicts all the stuff that Jesus did throughout his time on Earth. Pretty awesome.

[robynsegg]

Also, LOVE seeing Jesus moonwalk @ 0:23! RIP, MJ!

[fabioproductions]

while atheists think we follow that religion they so despise, this is what we Christians secretly appraise.

[silvervolvo1]

Jesus was one funky guy.

[austinowns0331]

I should tell my religion teacher to put this on in class. That would be amazing.

[vuduman78]

Normally I can't stand Jesus, but this made him kinda tollerable.

[robynsegg]

@vuduman78: That's sad... because He loves you.

[onlyhuman3]

why do devout christians not think jesus got drunk? they had wine, had dinner parties with wine. What are you people to say he didn't get drunk or had fun like everyone else? Sure, this is the year 2011, but we just have more technology and research advancement than in 24AD. You think he had disciples and just walked around healing depressed people all his life? No, he had fun, probably got drunk too

You only have the Bible to go with his ways, which is biased, so stfu and enjoy this, it's cool

[robynsegg]

@onlyhuman3: I wholeheartedly agree!

[MessedUpBrainspike]

As a Christian, I found this awesome.

[robynsegg]

@MessedUpBrainspike: Same here!

[frank2134982]

Do u wanna know why this could be offensive to Jesus... cuz he never got drunk like in this video at the end and if u think u Jesus is cool cuz they put Jesus as a Dj or cuz he drinks in this video then u dnt really know him, he's not a dj n he doesn't party every weekend, he is even cooler than that ;) he is the savior of our lives. Make a better video and don't give a bad perception of Jesus to the others.

[SPOOKaut]

@frank2134982 Sorry but Jesus isnt a real person so he cant get offeneded by this. He is only a character in a novel called Bidel! Get that in your brain and live your life like you want!!

[Rattlehead7211]

@frank2134982 in 200 years you will be groupd with people who thought the earth was flat :P

[C24B9]

I don't think you can make Jesus any cooler than He is...but, if you can help anyone think him cooler...or at least give Him 5 minutes thought, than this gets 5 stars in my book. Or a thumbs up. Or something.

[fiftysix56M]

wut?

[GinoZump]

yeah, you can't make a cool variation of the jesus story cause all the puritans piss their pampers! Ohhh Jesus... shoot me some bread

[dorinvladstefan]

What would Cooler Jesus do?

[MrKiwi04]

R-ASH - Screamy Palmer

[khhnator]

brojesus

[derVedro]

что это было, я нихуя не понял в чём идея

[slipadlysi]

what song is it? i got to know!!

[0Anesthetic4u]

@slipadlysi Screamy Palmer by R-ASH.

[slipadlysi]

@0Anesthetic4u Thanks :D

[romanianskill]

that was gay

[FatalityVirez]

It's GEEZUZ!!

[Poetofpictures]

Does anyone know what the track is? Really loving it... Sounds like deadmau5...

[MegaAnitoon]

That was so awesome I turned Christian for like 5 seconds.

[321MPC]

Those who are offended by this video i completely understand you but i will have to disagree. i dont find it very offensive in fact i find it pretty cool that people could put such a modern spin on Jesus. Makes people WANT to go to church and actually learn what really happend like why one of the guys at the table (Judis) had his circle of light (or so i call it) taken away and why the BACK of his shirt had been STABBED

[Soyawannabeamasta]

What religion is this?? Sign me up!

[NnikoBellic]

.....what people are capable of......

[CatSqrrlGrrl]

Put on some goddamn pants, Jay Cee.

[PwnedStory]

Why am I just finding the video now?

[silvervolvo1]

Jesus is my pimp.

[gattler]

.... catholic, no surprise..

[telchnators12]

Jesus is my homeboy;D

[simplemagickids]

people who say this is offensive... well its not its just a different view on jesus. it has all the stuff in the bibble in it like the bread a wine so stfu

[HeikichiHoriuchi]

did anyone know the song is called ?

[theonlydkdreng]

@HeikichiHoriuchi justice - genesis. its a video response :D

[novacrash52]

@theonlydkdreng this song is most definitely not genesis, sir.

[funkyshizzle]

@theonlydkdreng nooooo chance i this genesis

[thefancysticks]

I saw this way before it was cool.

*puts on hipster shades*

[theALTF4]

wow... jesus it's a transformer!

[failbrownie]

26 people of chuck norris are angry about it

[alexcPAJA]

LOVE THE MUSIC!

[majsbullen]

this is beyond awesome

[TheMRFIRE999]

AWSOME

[UHaveJustBeenTrolled]

If it weren't offensive it wouldn't be funny, now would it

[MrIrregularFilms]

@UHaveJustBeenTrolled

good thing it's not really offensive then. 8D

[mike788191]

Gotta Try some Spiriteux whiskey that he poured into the water.

[RandyRapozo]

i just love this!

[KefeQT]

That was pretty awesome

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

He turned water into whiskey, holy shit.

[gilaegilae]

its wtong cool and write in sooo many wayss!

[athothunder]

if i had to pick one word to discrete this video, would be "cool"

[doipalauser]

lol

[tagueeee]

wheres his pants?

[TJH091]

Damn, Jesus can water bend

[Klinkiwinki]

@TJH091

i think he is the avatar ;)

[Corey897]

AWESOME.

[claymationandcrap]

i think my brain just melted

[cinaloca]

this should get viral.... now!

[SprDrumio64]

What? No.

[TheQuestion8]

@SprDrumio64 Huh? Yes.

[AlchemistNeon]

If it's any consolation to the people that are all pissed about this, Jesus is now 20 times more awesome in my mind than he was before I watched this. So there :P

[Thundachops]

@AlchemistNeon unfortunately when you multiply 0 by a number it just equals 0

[AlchemistNeon]

@Thundachops Well he was already at a 450.05 Awesome level. Now that he's 20 times more, the Awesome level is over 9,000.

[robynsegg]

@AlchemistNeon: THANK YOU! I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!

[zeldadonkey1]

damn 21 people are going to future hell

[1999MadHatter1999]

@RX1603

Damn right I don't!

[sporerobo]

I'm kinda offended because it's saying Jesus is a drunk. Show some respect. Dx

[noisebombwarfare]

@sporerobo it's not saying that at all. it's saying he is an awesome DJ and knows how to party.

you can't tell me you wouldn't watch this if it was a series.

[thefancysticks]

@sporerobo

People drink wine during the holy Eucharist and he turned water into wine.

Just saying

[SamuelCish]

Blasphemy. Just, wow. You need Jesus. Not THIS Jesus, REAL Jesus.

[Tehweirdkat]

@SamuelCish Calm down its only a bit of fun...

[1999MadHatter1999]

What's the song?

[RX1603]

@1999MadHatter1999 You don't watch end credits quite often, do you?

[SmartAlexia]

as offensive as it might be to some people, you cant deny that this is pretty funny=)

[AlchemistNeon]

This needs to be made into a movie. Such epicness.

[666Leosch]

"cesti est mon pain", "cesti est mon vin" that means "this is my bread", "this is my wine", right?

So funny :D

[kenzouilli]

@666Leosch *"ceci", but yeah, that's it. It's french.

[666Leosch]

@kenzouilli Omg, I'm so stupid xD

I thought it was Latin and was astonished, that pain is the same word xDD

I am even learning French at school :D

[joqu2]

@666Leosch in french. But in Latin it means vengeance is blind! Weird huh?

[LiamRomK]

Aww did somebody get offended :(

[MrDisturbinglyRandom]

it didn't make fun of Jesus. it just made him cooler

[fruddesfy]

@MrDisturbinglyRandom happy u said coolER <3

[TheOtherSideOfAlice]

AHAHAH LAWLS

[firefly3391]

Im christian and i just got drunk.

[Denkou969]

Louise Öhrner

[zabthesandwich]

what's this soundtrack? :D

[ultragumer]

This is for you, jesus fanboys

[pieman6542]

anyone realize he doesnt have pants?

[Gigapivot99]

I was very offended by this, but the animation was superb! I'm giving this a dislike, but a favorite.

[SLASHERHEATH]

@Gigapivot99 why does it offend u? it's just someone trying to entertain

[Gigapivot99]

@SLASHERHEATH if someone made a mockery of your religion would you be happy?

[SLASHERHEATH]

@Gigapivot99 it's only the inidividual who decides if something is a mokery to the religion or causes offence. many over christians would just see it as someone who is trying to entertain and have fun. I can assure u that 'BizBizable' (the guy who made this) didnt mean to be offensive. so why do u see it as a mockery? :)

[zeus930417]

@SLASHERHEATH Gotta agree with Gigapivot99, it is a bit mocking...

[RighteousPsycho]

@Gigapivot99 Hey, i'm a christian too, but i'm not offended. What is it that offends you?

[domihovodet]

really good, would watch again

[sjors16aap]

whahahaaha I realllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy like this video! whaqhaha

[hansjsand]

14 holy men don't like this

[darklinkwillkill666]

Majora's Mask music! x3

[JohnyTFK]

THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME! =D

[OnfireProjects]

this is just f***in awesome, mate :D great work and a perfect animation :3

[1999MadHatter1999]

Lag. It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.

[shane2roddy]

???

[Floppsgaming]

fucking epic :P

[TomSka]

Amazing animation and sound engineering.

[superspongenova]

That hat is so FUCKING CLEVER NGHGNSDHAS

goddamn this is boss

[aaron5364]

Jesus was a pretty cool guy. Eh killed no one and didn't afraid of not actually being God's son, cuz God don't exist fool.

[MrChalinho]

not think it's not blasphemy! Jesus must be laughing at our "free will" with good humor and without malice!

Peace!!!

[Shintenzu]

I wanna have that hat SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO bad

[TheArsenique]

@Shintenzu Im going to make one, thats how bat I want it.

[jhp1100]

before your die remember this video and you are going to be sorry

[WolfKill01]

Jesus is pretty flippin' sweet!

[pants7]

Even jesus does ecstacy~!

[MrCL7777777]

Haha den her er for cool man bliver nød til at elske den.. :)

you just gonna love it

[wiiguy3000]

how is this song called? i wanna download it lol

[jmbenning]

@wiiguy3000 it even says it in the credits... R-ASH screaming palmer.........

[wiiguy3000]

@jmbenning yeah i know i posted the comment while i was watching the vid

[gomesvj2]

Ahh, thank you G4 for making this masterpiece so damn popular.

[Zidanex]

Did Jesus died?

[MalenkyGoblin]

He died for our spins

[Oskarsom]

Can you give me title of this music?

[bkkk91]

vand vand - screamy palmer

[AustinAbsinthe]

Amazing!

[Spicydan]

Ok if that"s how he comes back i will consider religion.

[shadyreefer69]

Blasphemy!!! hah

[blatant2subtlety]

i tend to agree..

[PunisherPT]

Just brilliant!!!

[evilromance]

dud this is soo cool..!!..Jesus Rocks

[aliasnode2]

this does sound like justice which is a total win

[purpledino64]

reminded me of justice..

[Iamgercornholio]

dammit, jesus is a hipster!

[mattisthegodofwar]

wtf....

[XANDERXXZ]

My thoughts exactly

[rocketmagnet]

I'd buy that, just for the music! What is it?

[jeremyhillaryboobphd]

@rocketmagnet the church bell sample is the same as on empire earth

[rocketmagnet]

Thanks, that's great to know. But what's the music?

[StefanoPTesta]

Jesus is the man.

[tux937534]

LOL

[ruckusman333]

MAKE THE HAT@!!!!! MAKE IT@@!!!!

[ruckusman333]

Pan Y Vino + jesus 2000 = awesome!

[DantonTheWerewolf]

If they put that hat on the market, I'd totally buy it.

[ErichoTTA]

Very cool.

[piglarva]

blasphmous!? how? this is awesome! i dont know why most christians think alchohal is evil.

im Christian and i find this awesome!

saying this is stupid is making atheists think we are just sheltered fool who think you have to do EVERYTHING that is mentioned in the bible, including killing Muslims. i have one word for typical Christians.....PEACE!

[dodgydogman]

Chirst drank alcohol...

Oh wait it doesnt matter because christ is fake..

[MrYayTv]

saying Jesus wasn't real is like saying Plato wasn't real. Its if he was the son of God or not that people were not sure of. Do some research kid, instead of saying something isnt real simply because its religious. Does the Dating System AD and BC mean anything to you?

[dodgydogman]

Thats your argument.

Pluto was not real, its like saying harry potter is real just because there is no definite proof that he isnt.

He just isnt because its obvious.

Just because we use the AD and BC system, it has absolutely no proof that christ was real at all. Thats like the argument that everything in the bible is true just because it says its true.

[thehappysock]

alright, prove there was a big bang. its true because scientist say its true? dude, just chill. theres no way to disprove he was a real man, nor is there a way to prove he was not. the only way we could possibly know if he was real or not is if someone made a time machine or something till then, just say, you BELIEVE he did not exist. Not, no he did NOT exist as if you know everything about the entire universe. Geeze

[purpledino64]

shut up you fucking troll

[risingrisingrising]

@piglarva amen! same here

[ASHRAMY6K]

Science and evolution are made from blasphemy xD , if not. we would be in the dark ages killing inocent people by the name of god XP like good christians used to do so... horray for blasphemy xD

[RMDYY]

this video is blasphmous

[damass3]

Awesomely blasphemous!

[grimcoyotereaper]

so is acting like a know it all jackass

[RMDYY]

So you'd rather enjoy blaspheming Jesus Christ? That's perverted and sick.

[daemonofdecay]

Hey, I'd like to think that JC would have a good sense of humor. A man who drinks lots of wine and hangs out with hookers isn't exactly the kind of fellow who spends his days in silent prayer, if you catch my drift.

[a1saucecool]

haha

[daemonofdecay]

I WANT that freaking hat!

[zekeyspaceylizard]

good god almighty

that was amazing

[Bearzor]

The animation in that was AWESOME

[ZonTheDon]

ncie shit

[PseudoKai]

I just realized, the table his turntable was on said "Son of GOD".

And when he put on the thorn cap, it sounds like a camera flash charging right before the cross of light burst........

freaking awesome.

[Tendoso]

Holy Mierda!!! 0_0

[r0cker9]

aaaaajajajaja

[Fre5hStylZ]

wats dat sick techno song called?

[Hadoukenspazam1]

Scremy Palmer - R-ASH

[Fre5hStylZ]

wats dat sick techno song called?

[r0cker9]

r-ash by screamy walker (mentioned in the end credits) :)

[macrussell78]

damn...now Im tempted to convert lol

[mamboadrian]

im mamboadrian and i like men