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  • If Zappa's in Hell, That is fine for me I would join him any time, you can have your phony heaven!

  • john would love it

  • Sometimes you gotta laugh at life. Miss ya Frank!

  • Thank you Zappa.

  • BTW: The photo is a Baron Wolman photo. I have a copy of it hanging in my house. It was taken behind Frank's house in Laurel Canyon. The original is in black and white and then hand tinted/colored. You can get your own for a gazillion dollars at some fancy art joint now...I got mine "back then." Which means I'm an Old Fart At Play.

  • Zappa was a thoughtful intelligent man who simply wrote about the absurdity of daily life! As I once read in an interview, he was conducting a lifelong observation of the society that takes itself way to seriousley. I am paraphrasing but he was singing about the very hipocrytes who haven't the least idea what he was saying. lol

  • These may be the most important of all the Zappa boots. Everybody knew the tunes, but lots of people were willfully unaware of the social and political repercussions of the events depicted in the lyrics. We're seeing a return of this sort of political/religious intertwining once again.

    Zappa was more prophetic than he could know.

  • Funny, but Someone should sue....!!! Zappa was proof positive that the devil showed up early for armagedon and had nothing else to do.... Frank you were unique, or was that unic, i can never decide....

  • may this take never be errased, it is most fantastic,even the sound is perfect, as perfect as thees years was possible of makingeng

  • Is this commercially available?

  • lucy had a hooker with herpes! arf arf arf arf

  • @facepull123123 Lousiana hooker with herpes. : )

  • I'm a huge beatles fan, but this is fucking halarious. Plus I'm also a huge frank zappa fan.

  • ..Warning: only suited for people who are worldly intelligent and cool like our mate frank.. RIP,

  • This is about Jimmy Swaggert's funny Escopades after Tammy and Brown Shoe got BUSTED. LIVE ON TOUR 88. We Took Them DOWN!!!

  • This was about the Jim Bakker scandal and the Jimmy Swaggart scandal. And it's funny as shit!

  • Is it possible to like a song 1 million times. This is funny as shit.

  • I think he shows some respect here for the f.f. The music is pretty faithful and he left some lyrics in tact. Frank hated hypocritical politicians and church leaders.

  • Always great to wake up, have some coffee, and find some Zappa gem on You Tube I've never heard before to put a smile on my face.

  • I remember Louisiana Hooker with Herpes from the Brighton concert 88.  Excellent!

  • RIP ~FZ~ we could sure use your witicism and intelligence about now

  • ok. I love the Beatles and Frank Zappa and so what? He changed the lyrics and he had fun with it. He stays true to the melodies.

  • Once again: listen to the music or not. You like? You don't like? Who cares! Enjoy or let it go. Hate is easy. Kick at anyone, as long as it is without consequences (oh and I love the Beatles by the way).

  • wow, that's quite hateful towards the beatles work, oh well, he got his comeuppance, he's rotting in the ground now

  • @quaxk ya real hateful... im sure thats why ringo was in his film 200 motels, and why his own carrer is littered with beatles refrances. man some times people joke, and are sarcastic

  • @quaxk what a nasty piece of work you are!

  • @quaxk Are you thick? It's called humour and he's always been known to lampoon other bands and none of them have ever had a problem with it because it raises their profile and keeps them relevant. Same as the press or talk show hosts talking about you. It's the biz.

  • @quaxk The beatles are boring, one demensional , and vanilla. So calm down Frank Zappa was joking around. The beatles aren't worth how aggravated you got over this.

  • @starlight9275 Possibly. But I'll bet all four Beatles could spell "dimensional."

  • @quaxk Zappa would tell all you mediocraties ,"I'm completely unrepentant,so go fuck yourself"! Or better yet,what Beethoven told to Shindler,"you're a bore and an ass"

  • @quaxk you have no sense of humor. what a miserable person you are.

  • @quaxk I guess your comeuppance is that you're stuck being a humourless dork

  • @quaxk Are you even aware that Frank Zappa and John Lennon were friends? Or are you too young/dense/clueless/uneducate­d for that? At any rate, do y'er hatin' over at the Milli Vanilli site or something. No offense to you as a human or anything but: "Grow up or shut up." Or both.

  • @quaxk you lose

  • @quaxk I think u take satire too seriously. Just becuase Zappa and the band did satirical parady of Beatles tunes does not make it true that he was hateful towards the Beatles work. Frank always enjoyed being outragious to make people think. If you want to see what I consider some really profound independent thinking watch all the YouTube vids of interviews with Frank. I think he was one of the most brilliant public figures of all time both in terms of intense music and phiosophy.

  • @quaxk Not really if you listen it's about those televangelist pricks.

  • @quaxk WRONG. I suppose you hate WEIRD AL for "Perform This Way", too, huh?

  • @quaxk No, it actually isn't. It's hateful toward the corrupt televangelists and politicians Zappa was making fun of. I think the fact that Frank chose to spend 10 minutes of his concert playing the Beatles music shows that he had great respect for their tunes. You clueless git.

  • @quaxk Actually it's not hateful towards the Beatles... he was a big fan of the Beatles and John went on stage and performed with him a few times.

  • Thanks A LOT... by the way the image is Frank at the back of his home in Laurel Canyon taken by my friend Baron Wolman, one interesting addition, the original is a black and white picture and the one you're showing was colored by hand by the very same Baron Wolman. He gave one original of the same picture when my last daughter was born back in 2000!

  • @gliedo its a great picture - very unique shot of zappa. I've seen it before, I thought maybe in a book. Could be wrong.

  • @boondawgle Yes, it's on Baron Wolman's book "Classic Rock and Other Rollers" and I think it's also in his new book "Every Picture Tells a Story, the Rolling Stone Years" 2011, but... have you heard the news... can't afford no shoes!!! Long live Zappa!

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  • Zappa Universy..join now...

  • Hahahahaha...Oh Frank we miss you!!

  • 'Wasn't a prayer...' - genius.

  • It's Ok Thank you for the upload . Love the pic. I saw Frank same year in Ma. One of the best shows I ever saw.

  • Damn! I accidentally thumbed down. Sorry Frank. I love the Beatles, but I love this too. Frank cracks me up. Dissing the Beatle gods. Priceless.

  • Louisiana Hooker With Herpes Picture yourself with a whore in New Orleans, with big purple welts, all over her bod. Somebody calls and you answer quite slowly. It's the board from Assembly O' God Ignorant crackers like you've never seen, groveling under your bed. Look for the girl with the spoo in her lap, and she's gone! Louisiana hooker with herpes. Louisiana hooker with herpes. Louisiana hooker with herpes. Owwww!
  • We saw her go down to a room by the airport,

    where Jimmy gets off watching pornography.

    Everyone smiles as we tread through his horseshit,

    that grows so incredibly high.

    Newspaper writers appear at his door, waiting to take Jim away.

    He climbs in the back with his head up his ass, and he's gone!

    Louisiana hooker with herpes.

    [everybody!] Louisiana hooker with herpes.

    Louisiana hooker with herpes.

    Owwww

  • Picture yourself on your own TV station, with brain-dead supporters with tears in their eyes. Suddenly someone is there at commercial, the girl with the pee-hole surprise. Louisiana hooker with herpes. [c'mon now!] Louisiana hooker with herpes. Louisiana hooker with herpes. Owwww! Ow! Louisiana hooker with herpes. Louisiana hooker with herpes. Louisiana hooker with herpes. Owwww! Ow
  • Texas Motel

    Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.

    Don't mind the smell.

    It's nothing to get hung about.

    Please leave your cash on the table.

  • Weeping looks better with eyes closed...

    While I'm confessing all my sins.

    [Oh, please forgive me. Oh, I've sinned!]

    It's getting hard to plook someone, but it all works out.

    It's all pornography to Jim.

  • Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.

    We might go to hell.

    But we'll have lots of company.

    Falwell and Pat and that weasel.

  • No one knows who's in my dream...

    [Bud McFarlane, ladies & gentlemen]

    I mean it must be high or low. (I think)

    [freshly indicted] I mean, I can't you know, tune in, but it's all right.

    [He can plea bargain this one]

    That is, I think it's not too bad.

  • Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.

    Don't mind the smell.

    It's just some jizz from Jimmy-boy.

    How 'bout some hay for the donkey?

  • No one knows, sometimes think it's me...

    [Ed Meese, ladies & gentlemen] But you know, I know when it's a dream.

    [I think]

    I think I know, I mean, I guess, but it's all wrong.

    [Wait a minute, that's right]

    That is, I think I disagree. [Uhh...]

  • Let me take you down, 'cause we're going to... the Texas Motel.

    Don't mind the smell.

    It's just some old pornography.

    Just keep on strokin' that sausage.

    Just keep on strokin' that sausage.

    [Jimmy-boy!] Just keep on strokin' that sausage.

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  • Lyrics, please..!!!

  • @SinParadigmas : Lyrics!

  • How would the world look today if Frank Zappa was elected for US president in the 80s ....

  • LYRICS PLEASE!

  • @biel13biel

    Norwegian Jim (Norwegian Wood)

    Louisiana Hooker with Herpes (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

    The Texas Motel (Strawberry Fields)

    The link to the lyrics is:

    health.groups.yahoo.com/group/­psychedelicsixties/message/124­2

  • He wasn't indifferent - it's just that he had no sacred cows....

  • fz belongs to the future

  • Lucy had a hooker with herpes, i think she may have been on LSD at the time.

  • what the Frank????

  • @CerebralEntrophy

    It'll be a good day when you get off your high horse, you fuckin dickless ponce.

    Go find some kids to scare, wanker.

    

  • zappa is a king#

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  • @CerebralEntrophy :

    If the Beatles wrote music as complex as FZs, I'd probably like them as much as I like FZ.

    But they did'nt,

    And I'd rather be a stupid fanboy than fuckin know-nothing prick. Get over yourself.

  • @Rabid47 well both bands where complex in different ways, Frank Zappa was very musically complex and Inventive, whilst The Beatles where very complex in their writing.

    but comparing the beatles to frank zappa is like comparing apples to wardrobes, they're just way to different to compare, but both are great just in very different ways.

  • @Frobe1357

    What's so great about apples and wardrobes?

    Comparing pigs to ponies is another matter entirely.

  • @Rabid47 what is that even supposed to mean?

  • @Frobe1357

    Shhhhhh........he's making me say this stuff.

  • FAUL

  • JOHN AND GEORGE WERE THE BEATLES,PAUL DIED IN 66

  • IN THIS YEAR JOHN COULDNT SUE ANYONE JUST HIS LEFTOVER FUKKING HAG ! FUKK U YOKO

  • COCAINE IS A HELL OV A DRUG

  • ZAPPA DID IT ALL BEFORE ANYONE EVEN LOOKED UP FROM THE PLATE

  • Freak Out was a direct influence on Sergeant Peppers. Just saying.

  • It was most probably because of Frank Zappa that Steve Vai became the god he is.

  • @CerebralEntrophy If that's what you call art, I'm not sure your opinon means anything here. Why don't you go find Paul McCartney and suck his balls.

  • @CerebralEntrophy You can't even spell entropy right ya fuckin' moron.

  • FZ the best american composer of all time...he was the new Spike Jones...do your homework

  • FZ was a SERIOUS composer + musician, who also knew how to have fun + had a great sense of humour. He worked in almost every musical genre. He began as a composer, with influences such as Varèse, Stravinsky and jazz.

    As for "being too busy feeling superior", in his 52 years he released over 60 LPs, toured everywhere, worked with Pierre Boulez + incredible musicians. THAT'S BEING BUSY WITH MUSIC.

    John Lennon was often satirical, but too busy with drugs + bitterness to record for 5 years.

  • @MangoDTango - And his wife and kids. that'll keep you busy...

  • MAKE MY FOOKIN' DAY

  • i hate beatles!

  • @holicat098

    So don't eat them.

  • Haha geniuss. I hope Jim heard this.

  • maybe this is where weird al got the idea to make parody's of songs.

    or maybe he got it the idea from staying in a (Texas Motel) B)

  • @AntiFaithNY dude your'e an idiot. haha the beatles wrote simple songs with catchy melodies. Frank Zappa wipes the floor with the beatles lyrically and musically. He's much more intelectual than the beatles, but i will always be a Beatles fan. I mean come on Frank Zappa basically took everything and made it into music, and figured i might as well get a message out even if its suppose to be a joke

  • Can you tell the difference between "I'm too smart to listen to fm radio its complete drivel" and "frank zappa couldn't write lyrics as well as the beatles"? probably not lol.

  • @AntiFaithNY where did i dismiss anything? I made a statement about their relative lyrical ability. A statement which I don't really think is all that controversial but which i admit is totally my opinion. The guy that i was arguing with saying things to the effect of "no educated musician listens to am radio" i assume he meant fm, but he is saying pop music has no value at all. Yeah maybe i minimized franks ability, but i didn't say his work is completely without value(dismissing).

  • @BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS

    Why do you 'assume' he meant FM ?

  • @Rabid47 frank zappa was a genius. he went to berklee colege of music with steve vai where they sucked each other off and fucked each other. frank played freeform "air sculptures" while steve would try to transcribe the beautiful art sculpture by ear for a tabs book. george harrison probably couldn't even play that tabs booklet if he tried for like a million years. what afucking idiot.

  • @BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS

    So what age did Frank Zappa and Steve Vai attend Berklee (sic) college of Music?

    Seeing as the average enrolment age was 18 - 24, Steve Vai would have been approximately

    4 years old when Frank was 24. Frank Zappa did'nt resort to fellating minors. You might know about computers but you seem to know very little about either Frank Zappa or Steve Vai.

  • @Rabid47 dude that was totally sic....totally sic.

  • @Rabid47 you can't troll me baby man your trolls literally make me sick. how could a person be so retarded

  • @BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS almost too stupid to comment on

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  • Typical Zappa noise,head music and dead from the neck down.Should have took some singing lessons.

  • @hammer44head - you know, you're really not a very good troll. I was actually tempted to THINK of a response. You can't even get the total lack of civility right. you're just a wimp who's wrong. Wow...

  • @narozzz - You did think of a response,a lame one but still a response.

  • Zappa was not thrilled by the Beatles. Hardly. He said he liked a few songs but was non-plused by the majority of it. Therefore . . . . parody.

  • good Lord...what was there for him to like....Zappa is a well established contemporary composer who could converse with people like shostakovich...the beatles needed george martin to clean up their saloon act. they couldnt even read a page of zappas music if their life depended on it. educated musicians dont listen to am radio...sorry. dont want to insult anyone but its like wondering if picasso liked stan lee comics.

  • @zebb1111 I can't imagine FZ liked the Beatles because if it was popular, Zappa criticised it. He was a social critic more than anything else. "Dancin' Fool", "Valley Girl" and most of his other stuff were critical of anything popular.

  • @zebb1111 elitist baby

  • @BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS its not elitism, its just a passion that drives one to study their field of interest as opposed to learning 3 chords to pick up some high school chicks. whats wrong with excellence anyway. you need to ask your self some of those questions before you waste your life on drivel.

  • @zebb1111 it is elitist. pop music is art regardless of whether or not you choose to acknowledge it as such. complex doesn't always mean better and dismissing entire genres of music because they aren't sophisticated enough for your discerning palette is the height of arrogance. frank may have blown the beatles out of the water in terms of composing ability, but lennon/mccartney where lightyears ahead of frank in their ability to write the words that go with the songs.

  • @BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS no one was talking about lyrical content here...until now. pop music was a creation of the elite to keep the masses stupid. it takes focus to listen to a piece that is more than 4 minutes long. its all part of the dumbing down of society. the cult of celebrity is pushed on us from all sides so that instead of talking about the real issues, pêople talk about michael jacksons "genius" for months after his death. big deal, he could walk backwards fancy. think about it.

  • @zebb1111

    Woah like man like you like really like showed like them like man! Like I wish like we could like all be as like enlightened as like you, man!

  • @zebb1111 - Okay, I've thought about it.....and come to conclusion that not only do I think you've had a nip of the polka-dot acid, but Zappa would probably feel the same way. Pop music has so much history behind it that there's no imaginable way that it WOULDN'T have organically come into being, conspiracies be damned. I'm sure it's tempting to sit there listening to Plastic People and hear it as an attack on the subliminal messages of conformity within "Louie, Louie".....

  • @narozzz ....a song which -suprise, suprise- Zappa loved. If anything, it's an expression of astonished disdain at the ability of other people who can relate with the very same song that appeals so deeply to HIS sensibility of non-confromity to remain doggedly conformist. A depressing statement on the superficiality of consumers moreso than the content they consume. Nirvana made this statement very directly with "In Bloom" - You can sing along without knowing what it means. Or caring.

  • @narozzz - And sometimes, as in Zappa's case, the futility of this can motivate an artist to be extremely blunt in making a point. He's not just singing about Someone Else...

  • @zebb1111 Shostakovich was a serious composer whose pieces were rife with harmonic complexities the likes of which Zappa wouldn't have been fit to grovel at, let alone comprehend on a page of sheet music. And btw, any moron can learn to read and write music just like they learned their abc's; it's sheer nomenclature and has absolutely nothing to do with the intrinsic value of that which goes on the sheet, though oblivious fucks like yourself will continue to be impressed by it.

  • @vampyros1 Frank Zappa was a serious composer. He studied Stravinsky, Varèse, worked with Pierre Boulez, several ensembles. Frank worked within several genres of music, not just rock, and proved he could play and compose in any style or tradition. Look at the people he had working for him: Steve Vai, Adrian Belew, Jon-Luc Ponty, George Duke, Ruth Underwood, to name just a few.

    Examine his jazz works. Try "The Eric Dolphy memorial barbecue".

    FZ started as a composer and did rock later.

  • @zebb1111 - Picasso owes more to cartoons than the world of "fine" art. By a long shot. George Herriman of Krazy Kat fame was his favorite artist. History is a lot weirder than you probably realize...

  • IKE !

    You fuckin KILL ME!

    I've never enjoyed a singer raping a song so much!

    The Bollocks!

    Frank. You died and were buried in such a humble way.

    I will NEVER forget YOUR vision.

    Amen.

  • Can someone post the whole lyrics of the medley?

  • Is this Zappa singing?

  • Pretty funny stuff. Frank was a great artist and something of an iconoclast, and I wouldn't completely accept it at face value that he only liked three Beatle songs.

  • @whitford70 - He must have liked Tomorrow Never Knows, he lifted an editing method from it, refined it*, gave it a name of his own invention and used it dozens of times! Hint: It starts with an 'X'.....

  • @narozzz *That, in case you missed it, is the part where I make it clear that I am NOT trying to start a flame war here. Ignore it at this thread's peril....

  • @narozzz *And also bear in mind that this is a guy who, in the sleeve of his first album, credits literally DOZENS of people with inspiring him. If you ever suggested to him that he invented everything he ever tried to do, he would probably just laugh.

  • Best Beattle tunes ever!

  • Heartbark - when asked what all time compositions he wished he'd written, Zappa said I Am The Walrus. Don't be so sure of yourself - you confirm your card-carrying idiocy.

  • I am a huge FZ fan, I am so glad this was uploaded, I have never heard it. Total awesome. Thank You!

  • Zappa isn't making fun of the Beatles. He is using the Beatles songs as a motif to mock Jimmy Swaggart, the famous TV Evangelist who was caught with a Loiusianna Hoooker. I think he chose that motif because it was popular, and he knew that the Beatles wouldn't sue him, my guess is that John Lennon thought is was really funny.

  • @AccidentalLyrics john was dead

  • @AccidentalLyrics

    right, because in 88 the thing most likely not to happen was being sued by a man being DEAD FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS!!!

  • He didn't have to like all their music to appreciate them. He did meet John and Yoko and agreed to record some tracks with them. They then messed it all up which pissed him off big time. That was probably the straw that broke the camels back so to speak.

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  • Music is choice!! Zappa-genius.Lennon-legend.

  • Ringo Starkey is alive... So?

  • yep dont try to break it down to understand it. Enjoy what it is as a whole. I hate fucking critics. like those who say monets reds and brown paintings are from a Mad period, they are from FALL SCENES , DUH

  • he could do anything he wanted, he was a master , Gone way before his time. 

  • I can't believe people misinterpret this medley as a tribute to the Beatles...What makes you think Frank would need to pay respect to a band that ripped him off? They even admitted to doing it. I like some Beatles songs (most are boring) but I know that this medley probably took an afternoon to learn. The reason they play it so well is because Frank made his band very tight, he could rely on them to perform a song live while learning it. Don't believe me? Check out his rendition of Satumaa.

  • Thats Right... heard Frank say that nearly every show... kool rendition in Helsinki

  • One of the best things about music is that it isn't a competitive sport, but a mutual admiration society. It isn't the UFC, its art and heart.

  • "Lucy in a hotel with herpes" lol

  • @ticail Louisiana hooker with herpes.

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  • I've heard something to the effect that occasionally Lennon liked to substitute lewd lyrics because the crowds were too loud anyway, and he thought it was a good laugh. The actual example was, "I want to hold your gland."

  • @Yesornoization Having been in far less successful bands, I can relate. we'd sing filthy stuff just to see if anyone caught it. looking back at my drummer, we shared some of the best laughs ever!

  • There are dream-filled minds that sang along to the Beatles. Then there was Ray White and the gang.

  • waitress where's my prostitute ya know the louisiana hooker with herpes

  • His loathing of Jimmy Swaggart was epic. And well-deserved.

  • JL would have loved it!!!

  • Very clever,entertaining-would have loved to have seen the accompanying video!Zappa rules.Was ,is ,always will be ahead of his time!!!

  • fantastic

    Zappa and the mothers were amazing.

    I saw them in Poughkeepsie around 1987.

    They did "I am the walrus" mixed with "Stairway to Heaven"