I HATE IKEA.

[tyrannyisnotliberty]

what the fuck is going on here?

[MrChobitz]

That was utterly offensive to swedish inhabitant.

[kokiminjo]

ti si pukla, ko fosna

[oliastales]

lame



[oliastales]

did you ask all of the questions you should have asked NO Fish Face

[oliastales]

you look like a fish with a hook in its mouth

[DianaLuntenSweden]

OMG u suck

[oliastales]

no one cares about you you are an idiot

[jenzatron]

@oliastales But you care enough about me to make a mean comment. YAY!

[koko56]

Sorry, but psychotic asian woman - oh shou fhunny!

[ressy24]

u r a stupid woman with stupid followers! If you've been there as much as you say have u not found the" short cuts" you should look for them they are marked shortcuts they lead directly to the self serve warehouse for morons like yourself. They do their best with several several signs and arrows again for morons like you oh wait they also hand out maps Learn to read and don't blame others because your a moron oh wait there is always the option to shop somewhere else!!!!

[KWalsh554]

Try living in Orlando, FL and going to that Ikea on a Saturday afternoon. It's HELL! Everyone of our tourists from the middle of nowhere heads over there to "check out the Ikea" plus people act like it's some kind of theme park. I feel like I can't stop and look at anything, otherwise I might be trampled. It's worse than Walmart. I love their stuff, but I can't stand their store.

As far as the "maze" goes, you know there are short cuts right? You don't have to walk through the whole thing.

[sixstrangtommy]

she's the ghost girl from THE RING.

[Oliver927]

I hate piercings.

[CABLETHRASH]

looks like she hasnt slept in a while

[datcrazyninja]

and i hate you...

[mixxycan]

While I do like Ikea, you're totally right about the maze layout: fun the first few times when you're still discovering the place, but a rampaging pain in the ass every subsequent time.

[81lavy]

I'm sorry for you...but youre so funny I cant help laughing!!!LOL!

[Aziza881]

btw her eyes seemed watery at the end LOL

[Aziza881]

the part that she doesnt like ikea is okay. cuz most of the stuff is seriously at the end...but her accent .. its like shes trying sooo HARD to keep it going perfectly.. DAMN i just HATE YOU TRASY HELL BITCH!

[MsContraband]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Your so fucking uglyyyyyyy. If you do not like ikea do not fucking shop there you dirty ugly trash bag

[mixxycan]

Look, I know you get a kick out of watching videos with Asians in them and then making uneducated, pointless comments, but please, can you at least try to grasp the concept of a video before posting? This video, like most of jenzatron's, is supposed to be a humourous rant. If someone doesn't like Ikea, you really should be able to deal, instead of calling them names suitable only for yourself. I feel bad that using wise judgment is so difficult for some people.

[MsContraband]

I actually have listened to her video it is the only one I have listened to dumb ass

[eatyourdamnveggies]

You accent sounds fake, and if you hate it that much don't shop there, or order online..

[zmajden4]

i hate you bitch

[CrouchingDuck]

On the behalf of my country (Sweden), I apologise. You're not alone hating IKEA. They can be... annoying. At the least.

[Millionation]

haha.. i agree (y)

[deyutzamicutza]

BITCH!!!!

[rsN00b08]

lol fucking.......fucking!

[whatitischief]

ikea has no good points, except it wastes alot of your time and makes you have patience. the food is HORRIBLE, and just look at the quality of their products, its shit. but the worst part are the customers. do they not know where they are in relation to others? they walk around like oblivious 3 year old kids. it probably has to do with their cultures on account 3% of ikea customers in america are actually americans. no disrespect, just the way it is.

[milsom12]

why?? i dont care.

[RockstarSleek]

Fucking, Fucking...Fucking..... <3

[evilshop]

I think IKEA makes garbage. You should countersue the buggers for all the grief they caused you. In fact, just log onto consumer reports if you think them innocent. Are they going to sue all the people on there too? ppl who don't get enough junk from IKEA to figure out that they Are one of the worst shop experiences will eventually. After they buy enuff junk. Everyone does. They'll sit down and that one missing bolt will clean up IKEA for good!!!

[jejuneraccoon]

I'm glad this wasn't deleted.

Ikea for you is Best Buy for me.

[PabloEscobarGaviria]

Ikea sells 99% cheap overrated crap and 1% overpriced, My wife loves but I'm with you I HATE IT TOO. and no matter where in the planet you live IKEA's are always far.

[bluecollarcanuck]

Like Jenzatron, I love Journey (i.e., musicians that actually had/ have REAL TALENT, unlike most of what you get today. Fackin' machine-enhanced garbage.) Just like Ikea. Swedish for "crap"!

[Sc0tyG]

We don't have an IKEA in our state. The nearest store is over 200 mi away. Sounds like the company needs better customer service and product management.

[ElevenColors]

Random thought: Sex in an Ikea store. Good idea or bad idea? Discuss.

[bluecollarcanuck]

Depends on whether it's done on the products... :P

[ElevenColors]

Wouldn't count unless you left stains.

[geroldkid]

Killing dragons is fun.

[U2FAN1992]

Haha! I hate Ikea as well. I made the huge mistake of buying a bed from there about 2 years ago...the stupid fucking thing only fell apart during the night while I was sleeping...tut tut. Not good at all.

Cool video! 5 stars.

[Ido013]

lol Ikea did it again.

[boojwahz]

ikea is threatening you because of this? wtf? ive only been to ikea once and i didnt really have any problems other than buying a lamp that uses lightbulbs that you cant buy anywhere in the USA apparently, so because of that i am going to say IKEA SUCKS!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Accept my video response!!!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

SCREW them!

[Absurdity360]

IKEA does have employees that can print out a list of everything you need, multiples of items included. It's way less painful to just go up to one of them and say, "Hey, I'm looking to buy a desk." They can even check the stock so you don't need to run around trying to improvise.

Just my two cents.

[jenzatron]

Yes, but where the hell are the staff members? They're around UNTIL you need them. They seriously need to hire more people there.

[campingslet]

or did they squirt semen in your eyes??? gangbangslut

[campingslet]

By the way. Where do you buy your coke???

[campingslet]

You say the word fuck quite a lot chickie! Talk about fuck. I sure would loooove to fuck you in all of your nasty tiny wet holes and squirt my semen in them and let you piss in my mouth. I''ll drink it till the last drop. Use me!

[campingslet]

OOoooo girlie is so cool by saying all those things and acting like a borderline slut. Well if you re really that cool, show us your naked body after being tortured. Show us blood and scratches . Act like the slut you pretend to be for once.

[jenzatron]

You do realise that you make no sense right?

[nc17atnce101]

you're smart

[AllPro777]

@jenzatron

I don't know why, but you give me the impression that you give INCREDIBLE head.

[caffinejedi]

damn, and they say the freaks only come out at night.

[campingslet]

Forget about the desk . You can sit on my face and eat my meatballs. They taste a lot better girlie!

[donald347]

Yeah of course the thing you're looking for is at the end, because the end is where the warehouse is.

[novanine]

Apparently Ikeas in Sweden have started doing sleepovers where customers spend the whole night there, sleeping in Ikea beds and sustained only by meatballs. How much would you hate THAT??

[jenzatron]

Actually, THAT would be fun.

I woudln't be able t to eat meatballs for a year after, but I'd deal. ;)

[Eroo5]

@novanine where the hell did you read that

[novanine]

@Eroo5 I can't remember exactly but prolly in the Saturday Guardian. It was a few years ago though!

[Mediawatch08]

People are fucking staving in this World and your complaining about a fucking table..

get a fucking life ....

[jenzatron]

Hmm.

[davidproper]

People are starving in this world and your complaining about someone complaining about a table. Get a fucking life.

[novanine]

Haha!

[jenzatron]

Aaa ha ha ha I went to his channel and said the same thing about one of his videos wherein he was complaining about youtube. :)

I love you guys.

[ScantilyCladBurrito]

Anytime deeeeeariee! *cackles*

[gjones1986]

I FUCKING hate Ikea too. IKEA is wank

wank wank wank wank wank

wank

(whats a trestle?)

[ScantilyCladBurrito]

Hungarian Horntail :3

[jenzatron]

THAT'S IT. Thank you ;)

[pixonu]

hehehe, you're funny when you're mad ;)

I like the idea of ikea, but I hate it when I get there. lol <3

[jenzatron]

It's fun for a BUNCH of people to go there. But when you're on your own... it gets lonely :(

[nightshadelives40]

ikea= I kissed everyone's asshole.

[jenzatron]

Lol.

[denitson777]

Yeah,IKEA suck ass

[hurryupmikaela]

the best thing about ikea is the frozen yogurt!

[jenzatron]

I've never had the yoghurt!

I love their Daim chocolates. Mmmmm.

[Claude81]

i only been to ikea once but yea i know about the maze thinng..........u sound quite tempting when you repeat that "F" word:P

[katConfidential]

dude.. i just want the effin meatballs now.

[jenzatron]

Oh they were soooo good. I love the gravy they put on them.

[kopaganda13]

What about the light ball?

[TheStarvingSoprano]

I always leave with loads of crap I don't need because of that route through the store. I get a pressure headache whenever I go there - I think there's something in the air conditioning. I HATE IKEA!

[jenzatron]

ME TOO! I actually lied in the video.. I also came out of the store with a laundry basket, another lamp I don't need but thought was pretty, a new throw for my bed, bedsheets, AND a new quilt! 400 BUCKS ALL UP!

[Harshfate]

3:04 to 3:07

was simply halarious

haha

we all have our missions at IKEA that epically fail

but i gotta love that big dumbass warehouse maze of lost souls

simply cause

everytime im there i wanna find a lil area and make it into my home and sleep in it

[donaehillsmith]

HELL YEAH !!!! I hate those bastards too !! I had to put this big ass double cabinet set together and they didn't tell me I needed extra shit. I needed to go back 3 times just to get the right shit. IKEA is the damn devil.

[maxisno1]

"Only to leave with glass table top and one fucking trestle" LOL! Great stuff. Sucks that happened though. :(

[stephy77]

i feel your pain- but i'll admit, I laughed at this. This vid has made me never want to go to Ikea again though lol

[jenzatron]

The other thing that bothers me is that they never have enough staff to help you. I was waiting for AGES for someone to help me out with the glass table top. It was 30kgs! I mean, COME ON!

[channeIreview]

"I HATE IKEA"

thats way to many vowels for a mere three words

[RobotManGreg]

That's happen to me. I hate that place as well. While I'm at Ikea I get stressed and turn into a mad monster. Grrr...

[jenzatron]

AND it's never fun if you go alone. Grrr indeed!

[chimera15]

sweds. lol

[chimera15]

what's a tressle? a leg?

[jenzatron]

A trestle is like one side of the table. It's more like 2 legs. Google it.

[chimera15]

Oh, a trestle, like in a bridge. lol I think I'd still call them legs, maybe it's an Aussie thing. lol

[junkienet]

Its all part of there plan to get you back there for the $1 hot dog dear ... but yes .. everything I want is at the end !

[jenzatron]

Gaaargh. I didn't even have a hotdog. I had some meatballs though. And I bought some of their kickass Daim chocolate.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

PS The employees there love to send you the long way around. Even when you ask them for the shorter way they say to follow the arrows. Bloody hell. Get the map, go through the shortcuts.

At least they have the shortcuts in my stores in America.

[jenzatron]

WHAT employees? I think I saw 5 the entire time I was there. They never have enough staff.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Hahaha. Indeed. They move fast so unless you're a cross country runner, you never see them because they move faster than the speed of light! Or ehrm, something like that...

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Girlfriend! I researched this long ago. There are hidden passageways you can take shortcuts through! And I'm not making like a Harry Potter joke or anything, I'm serious. Like you can shortcut your way through the store right to the warehouse!

Worst comes to worst, go through the exit and go backwards from the cashier place to the warehouse. Hope that helps a lot.

And there is a blue sheet of paper that has a map on it. Ask for it. It has the shortcuts of the store on it.

[jenzatron]

I know there are shortcuts but I always worry I'll miss something I forgot I needed, y'know?

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

= D

[justmy10cents]

that sucks girl don't cry honey LOVES YA LOTSbig warm huge HUGS and sweet kisses MUAH :)

[xoAriskixo]

aww. ikea totally sucks ass. what heifers.

[TrueBlueAustralian]

hugs to make ya feel better

[jenzatron]

Hugs back :)

[mrbuchanantoyou]

argh ikea sucks its the bain of my life when the wife wants to take a trip there most weekends dam you sweedish people building big blue biscuit tins in scotland grrrr

[jenzatron]

They have some pretty awesome storage ideas but I'm not sure its worth all the fucking stress. Lol.