This is why i find it hard to take christians seriously, they condem our metal/punk/rock music, they crap all over our basic human rights, they question our motives and say we cant live a good life without "god"
They think with time a non-living thing can start to live, a non aware being can start to aware,Information (like DNA) can be formed without intellegence,
social behaviour and techniques of animals and insects are in the genes ! and the best is this stuff : /watch?v=dOyc98tV5kA did evolve wings ! and the ability to fly !
throug random mutations and naturel selection, needless to speak about the evolution of plantes ...
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but the original bananas, also known as "wild" bananas, are not so appetising and contain large, hard seeds. Human cultivation (i.e. evolution via selective breeding) resulted in the bananas we have today. Science AND history fail.
Why don't you think about it? Let's see, evolution, in evolution we say that small jenetic changes that in even the most miniscule way it stayss and suvives better. Hey have you noticed we have fingers and thimbs? That's how we hold the banana. Two points, 1. we domesticated the banana 2. we evolved so we could hold a large variation of things. You might as well be talking about a Coca Cola can.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a moron! No matter how many times I watch this I laugh my ass off. And look at that smiling tool sitting next to him. This video is years old but I bet that Kirk still hasn't punched himself in the face yet for being such a pathetic excuse for a thinking being. First, the banana is MAN MADE. The modern banana is the result of careful breeding and cultivation. But even if we accept Ray's argument of divine intent, how would he explian the coconut? What a fucking idiot.
He neglects to mention that this isn't "God's banana", these types of bananas have been selectively bred by man to conform to our needs. You could similarly say dogs were created to be man's ideal companion, modern wheat varieties were created to be Europeans' ideal food, or cars were created to be our ideal transport!
As rationalwiki pointed out (and I'm paraphrasing)-
The human penis fits in the hand, and is also capable of fitting in the anus. The average penis is 5.5 inches long, more than enough to stimulate the human prostate, which heightens sexual feelings during buttsex.
Clearly, the human penis was designed for buttsex.
@TrollingElephant ...jus curious as to what faith has blinded me :) It has not hindered my development in anyway or in any area of my life,in fact Faith in God has helped me to accomplish things that i never would hav and has brought me peace,and has taken away fear, of death or anything i can possibly face in this life, I've leaned to love unconditionally and forgiveness. which r a few things that this world needs. I pray ur eyes r opened but sadly most ppl wouldnt even give God a chance.
@Criserx ...check your facts, the history of the middle east does...plus the very nature of the word miracle means it's illogical...Give God a try, JESUS never taught anything else but to love,love for God and Love for each other...by rejecting him,u reject his teachings which in a world like 2day are no so bad, dont u think?
The world is being run by the Satanic New World Order. One of Blavatsky's main goals for the NWO (to be carried out through the occult) was to destroy religion, lead people to deny the existence of God, and create a new society that was totally secular. It's sad to see so many people falling for their Satanic agenda.
By the way, for anyone who has never heard of the NWO, do a Google/YouTube search. Also, watch an online series called "The Arrivals." It'll change your mind about religion.
The purpose of fruit if for animals to eat it so that seeds can then be distributed and grow in the nutrient rich excrement. Bananas co-evolved with the animals typically found in the area, i.e. chimps and other primates (as well as early man). So they would then flourish as a plant species. If anything, this video proves evolution and that many religious arguments just don't think things through. Explain to me then why god would make bananas typically radioactive due to their potassium levels?
@TheDeliciousbrownie According to your logic, God created "evolutionists" (i.e. people with a working brain) too. For what purpose do we exist? Does God condone slavery and homosexuality (assuming some men will also be fucked in the asshole)? I thought God was all about love? Please explain.
@arw20 The bible is not just some fairy tail made up,its a piece of historical document...it's funny how we accept the written history of our countries although we weren't there but then we are crying out for physical proof of God's existence. I'm not goin to try and give u any evidence of anythin,believe what u want to believe,but u cant say u were never told. To believe in God requires faith, and by definition, it's something u will never have if u still require proof. Satan has blinded u :(
Despite the fact that wild bananas are nothing like this, if it were true why would it be shaped to fit in the vagina, anus, or mouth? All things that are against the bible.
Wild banana (plant with seeds) available in nature. Humans start plating the seeds and create red and green bananas that required cooking (plantains) for unspecified lenght of time.1836. The jamaican Jean Francois Poujot finds out that his plaintains tree is producing yellow sweet fruits that don't require cooking. The dessert banana is born. An evolutionary result due to human manipulation. Foot in the mouth for creationists. I rest my case.
@cecerchio - You are using logic, reason and knowledge to prove facts. Religious people possess none of these qualities. They are so irrational, that even if you made them declare what conditions must be in place for them to disbelieve, and you prove those conditions to be true, they will still cling to their irrationality. And it is why I've always said that belief in god is a mental disorder. No matter how blue the sky is, they will continue calling it red.
@facepalmization Well, not a disorder; more a delusion I'd say. Some people just want to believe and let their emotions get in the way which is understandable to a certain degree. Of course, on the other hand, you get absolute, stubborn pricks who don't question the world around them and deny all the evidence in order to claim they have the superior perspective.
Um wouldn't this video prove the opposite showing us that bananas which are eaten by monkeys are perfectly made for both us and them showing a similarity in origin?
not to mention how we are just far enough away from the sun that we don't die of heat, and not too far that we don't freeze. I could go on forever but what is the point in everything you can see that God is real, like a waterfall or a beautiful sunset. And do not tell me all of this can happen by CHANCE because that is IMPOSSIBLE. take a look around once and a while and youll begin to see things differently!
huh you all think God isn't real and yet the pull of gravity is enough that we don't float away, and not too much that we can't move. we have oxygen so we can breathe. fruit is just the right size. we can somehow magically digest food. and somehow our body works: we have hands for grabbing, legs and padded feet for walking, fingers for a better grip, teeth to chew, eyes to see, tongue for taste, ears for hearing, a heart to pump the blood, lungs to pump the air and I could go on....
@sethblatt '' yet the pull of gravity is enough that we don't float away'' All those things that comes after that can be explain with SCIENCE! No god needed! Were did you went to school? Your home schooled right? Or did you went to a bible school?
@MrThaPatrick I was home schooled yes. ok, if those things can be explained by science please give me a good explanation. I am not mocking or making fun, I respect what you believe and would like to hear you explain.
@sethblatt - if you are genuinely interested in knowing why you totally fail to understand how evolution works and why it is a perfectly plausible (and incredibly beautiful) explanation for the diversity of life on earth, I'd urge you to explore
the talkorigins website where you will find answers to virtually every 'problem' about evolution ever raised by creationists. I hope you have the intellectual honesty to question your beliefs - the real universe is more interesting than you know!
@maxwurr thank you I will more then gladly check it out. I would like to know more about how evolution works because you are right I need more education on it. But I mean no disrespect in saying I stand very strong in my beliefs and they will not be altered.
another creationist comfortable in his ignorance to speak about something before looking into the science and history of it. haha, this is silly shit.
why my dick is perfect to holding it with my hand ? hes ergonomic desighned, soooo masturbation is good or did i something understand wrong ? *sry 4 bad english* ;-)
Um - doesn't sound like an American accent to me. Besides, Christianity came from the Middle East, and then found its peak of extremism in Europe so fuck you.
@unknowna23 Actually its just that the ass backwards people tend to scream the loudest, as i imagine is true in most places. It would be like assuming everyone where you live is near sighted and ignorant, but I imagine that isn't true.
@unknowna23 your fukin retarded and god is real believe or not.. he is not goin to fukin make a dog apear rite b4 u, n 2 al u aethist who ask for prof..wel i hate 2 break it to ya..oh w8..i mean id LOV TO BREAK IT 2 YA, GOD has evidenc evrywere, but those withot faith CANt SE ANY OF IT, YOU CANT, unles u truly believ n him n hav faith, your never goin to see evidienc and you aethiest and your logical barraging of qustions about the bible are gona stay here after the rapture, have fun
@unknowna23 and also dont hate america, just because we have life soo easy and g8 here doesnt mean u have to b jealous cause u liv in the other shtty parts of the world, least we can waste food and throw away plastic, say whatever we want and have equal rites, so go ahead b jealous as i sit in the best place in the world, id just like to say if i had to live anywhere else in the world id fuckin kill myself, so fuck off whatever the fuck u are, and suck my proud american dick!
If a God designed the world! ...PARASITES kill millions of children every year. I really cannot imagine that anyone, knowing the facts of their existence, could believe they were designed by a loving creator for a moral purpose. Evolution is not God's enemy but his greatest alibi.
Umm, we created those bananas. Originally bananas are more round, green and have lots of big seeds in them. Through agricultural research, modern cultivation and years of genetically altering bananas, choosing the desired traits from each generation and were able to create the banana we see today. It's like the German Shepherd. From the dogs that were already into existent, taking the desired traits to become the ideal working dog hence evolution. Yet... creationists are ignorant towards this.
@iMoreAsianR nope, the ones available in the world market is the Cavendish banana ( the one u eat, and the one in the video) the round ones are a type of bananas , same thing for apples, more than one kind
the rounds like Musa balbisiana are wild ones , and not used commercially
@Ezldor Ignorant? ALL BANANAS CAME FROM SOUTH ASIA. Meaning they ALL USE TO LOOK THE SAME, until individual farmers started cultivating them for their own. You would buy the biggest and most tasteful banana right? So farmers breeded the biggest and most tasteful bananas, and ones with smaller seeds in them, to make it easier to eat, why? so people would be more attracted to buy their banana. 1000's of years of this, and you get a different product. Just like most of todays foods.
@Ezldor Lab? yes we did Genetically modify them so we could produce bananas with higher resistance against bacteria, fungi, and viral diseases. We also put fake genes such as Cystasin to fight off round worms, not only that, but genes that increase vitamin e & pro a, and in australia they produce bananas with higher iron content. Your analogy is garbage, comparing inanimate objects to animate ones. i said originally bananas came from south asia, and was cultivated by INDIVIDUALS.
@Ezldor PROOF? type in gmo bananas, first link, get fucking owned. fact by law, agricultural companies are required to do this to get approved by fda otherwise people would get diseases and worms from eating bananas. Cavendish bananas came to when people started getting diseases from eating bananas. which is why it was hybridized with other bananas which were immune to such diseases. You get all your education from google which destroys all your credibility. me-former biology major, UH
@iMoreAsianR . Research : Resistance to fungi, nematodes and bacteria Approvals : None .... have u even read the link u gave me ? i googled banana gen .. and did not even have to finish the sentence to get to ur link LOL ur link is useless, y dont u try google again ppl first ate Gros Michel, got sick from it, then ate cavendish u claiming to be a former biology major w/e is as useless to ur argument, its like saying i am right coz i said so, disregard facts and believe me. . SCHOOLED.
@Ezldor Disregarding facts? people have been domesticating bananas before Gros Michel was even born, in fact since 8000BC people have been eating bananas. Domestication= selective genetic breeding desired by humans. so yes i can say that bananas have been genetically modified. You can google it mr google hero, i'll send you to the right link via message just to further prove how dumb you sound.
@iMoreAsianR first link i already proved that its useless, 2nd link talks about wild bananas ( they grow on there own) and bananas that humans grow 3rd link is the same as the 2nd one
OFCOURSE bananas over THOUSANDS OF YEARS have changed just like ur links said , but it changed ON THERE OWN , what u kept screaming about is that humans changed it , humans made the one we have now
but whats funny is that u claim something , then provide what debunks it your self
@Ezldor You are more stupid then i thought, domestication means artificial selective breeding by HUMANS. That means enforced evolution by humans. As for 2nd or 3rd link, i said they are the same but the 3rd one is from a more credible sources with citations, and it's directly from new world encyclopedia which is a well known, world wide encyclopedia. 4 link i gave you included proof of hybridization which if you google, gives proof of gene manipulation. 1st link is very credible in EU & AU gov.
@iMoreAsianR the first link is a RESEARCH as has no approvals as stated by the link ITS SELF , i dont have to repeat everything i said about these links or r u that stupid i have to say everything twice ?
gene manipulation ? no , no site , be it a government one not even wikipedia says anything about it .
the only thing of value one of ur site says is that plants evolve over thousands of years , nothing is said about human manipulation
@Ezldor Banana domestication is human manipulation you idiot, do you know anything about agriculture? i'm done arguing with a creationist who thinks snakes can talk and that the creation of light came before the creation of the sun.
@iMoreAsianR its funny , u being the ''man of science'' , but u provide no facts , and when u do , it actually proves u wrong , are all atheists as stupid as you ?
@Ezldor Proves me wrong, how in what way? every link i have given is proof of the domestication of bananas, which i will tell you over and over again is human manipulation. Yet you always say my links have no credibility when they do. How about the bible? a book which was re-written, re-edited, re-translated from dead languages, re-edited, taken to the king so he can chose what he wants in it, re-written to relate to modern idioms, re-edited, taken to the pope for approval etc.. credible? PFFF
@iMoreAsianR thats a silly notion , i never said i even believe in the bible and when u have nothing to say u use it as an argument ? how childish .
i will tell u again , no proof , and i read all the links u gave , but they have something in common (beside not being useful to ur argument) ,they had this '' mutation over thousand of years '' , now be a big boy and tell me what That means .
@Ezldor it has become apparent to me that you have no idea what domestication means. in every book/articcle relating to banana origin there will always be an excerpt that explains domestication of bananas. Which i will tell you again is proof of human manipulation, you can read all of the articles you want,i guarantee you there will be a section on domestication of bananas.If you have a dictionary you can look up the word domestication. Mutation was caused by domestication, not natural selection
@Ezldor Yes they are native to asia, that is what i said, but since domestication we created newer species. They are not exactly the same ones we have today as you claim. You said that i have no proof of human manipulation, and also said that there was no genetic alterations, although you just said we domesticated bananas and you admit it. Domestication is human manipulation at genetic levels. Either you just acknowledge you were wrong or unknowingly contradicted yourself.
@iMoreAsianR i am using that word in the sense of making someting ''local'', since it can also mean to take (something foreign, unfamiliar, etc.) for one's own use or purposes; adopt.
but what ever , ur links did not say for certain that what we have today is genetically modified
and even if they did , why should take that website as a fact ?
The modern banana is a man-made variant created by combining Musa acuminata from Southeast Asia (Vietnam) and Musa balbisiana from South Asia (India).
So as it turns out both the banana and 'god' are creations of man.
Ray Comfort is a moron. That is a domestic banana, that has been agriculturally farmed by HUMANS for 6,000 years. Wild non-domestic banana's look NOTHING like that.
if an ape shapes his hand like that, it has the same from than a human hand... does that mean we are related to apes or even a higher form of them? or evolved from them?
thats right, the banana he's holding is NOTHING like a natural banana, mankind has cultivated it, steered its EVOLUTION.
yes this "athiest nightmare" is infact visible proof of evolution, hold a cultivated banana next to a natural banana (tough, full of stones/seeds, bitter) and you're looking at evolution.
This is why i find it hard to take christians seriously, they condem our metal/punk/rock music, they crap all over our basic human rights, they question our motives and say we cant live a good life without "god"
but THIS honestly just takes the cake
themousemaster 6 hours ago
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
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They think with time a non-living thing can start to live, a non aware being can start to aware,Information (like DNA) can be formed without intellegence,
social behaviour and techniques of animals and insects are in the genes ! and the best is this stuff : /watch?v=dOyc98tV5kA did evolve wings ! and the ability to fly !
throug random mutations and naturel selection, needless to speak about the evolution of plantes ...
YamiYami17 18 hours ago
Describe a watermelon or a pineapple
10474359 19 hours ago
So, the ultimate atheist nightmare would be a peanut butter and banana sandwich?
JohnM6440 23 hours ago
Now what ATHEISTS!?!!?!?!?!!?
jdubbs530 1 day ago
So how would he explain a pineapple? or a coconut?
SeeEh89 1 day ago
@SeeEh89
Mace head, catapult ammunition.
Voorok 1 day ago
Amazingatheist's wet dream
AtLeastTwoTexases 2 days ago
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but the original bananas, also known as "wild" bananas, are not so appetising and contain large, hard seeds. Human cultivation (i.e. evolution via selective breeding) resulted in the bananas we have today. Science AND history fail.
195ashes 3 days ago
Kurt; 'Oh, it absolutely DOESN'T. Now give me my lunch back.'
waterchou 4 days ago
The banana fits in the hand for the same reason that the hands when resting lie directly next to the genitals.
thefdaisreallystupid 4 days ago
LOLOLLOLOLOOOLOLOL XD "black too late" that shit is racist as fuck XD
but still yeah we are all doomed cuz if da rage of god´s perfect creation ZE BANANA
TrueCynder 5 days ago
Why don't you think about it? Let's see, evolution, in evolution we say that small jenetic changes that in even the most miniscule way it stayss and suvives better. Hey have you noticed we have fingers and thimbs? That's how we hold the banana. Two points, 1. we domesticated the banana 2. we evolved so we could hold a large variation of things. You might as well be talking about a Coca Cola can.
puppin2007 5 days ago
Whoa, shit.
Look at that proof; I just repented and found Jesus. Obviously because bananas fit into the palm of one's hand, they were made by God.
Shut up, you tool. Stop using fucking bananas as proof for your feeble creationism theory. Good lord.
GermanysVitalRegion 5 days ago
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What a moron! No matter how many times I watch this I laugh my ass off. And look at that smiling tool sitting next to him. This video is years old but I bet that Kirk still hasn't punched himself in the face yet for being such a pathetic excuse for a thinking being. First, the banana is MAN MADE. The modern banana is the result of careful breeding and cultivation. But even if we accept Ray's argument of divine intent, how would he explian the coconut? What a fucking idiot.
legionmantis 5 days ago
These guys are a comedy duo!
jfdoser 6 days ago
The Coconut: The Christian Nightmare
revilo412 6 days ago 4
A banana is only a nightmare to the amazing atheist!
Makron5 6 days ago
What if you turn the banana around? The it's curved away from the face, i HATE that god made it that way! :(
this guy is the single biggest fucking moron on the planet they should hang him in a tree and see how a banana gets its curves
tard
Jackorer 1 week ago
yea... that is actually not really my nightmare but if you like to think so... :)
oh and i love ur lightsab... oh shhiiiiit, its the dislike bar :(
Jackorer 1 week ago
lol this is ridiculous
XeroAperture 1 week ago
OMG, how can this be! It's true why else would banananannnaananaaas look like that?!!
GOD IS REAL!!!
bigtaree 1 week ago
IMA BANANA IMA BANANA IMA BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE!
IMA BANANA IMA BANANA IMA BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE!
BANANA POWER BANANA POWER BANANA POWER! LOOK AT MOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
ravenlordnz 1 week ago
This has to be a joke....
Serpent541 1 week ago
what, this isn't satire???
cortesuprema 1 week ago
hahahaha
Fattieman2 1 week ago
DEAR LORD SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING BANANA!!!! Fuck this guy and anybody who looks like him!
amayagab 1 week ago
is he being serious lol
yrrah123 2 weeks ago
@yrrah123 I'm a Christian, and Its a stupid bit of logic.a banana is a product
of man's man's manipulation and a primate, God's creature was given an
innate knowledge to open it from the other end..
gerry37g 1 week ago
Just one argument : coconut
BugisLT 2 weeks ago
He neglects to mention that this isn't "God's banana", these types of bananas have been selectively bred by man to conform to our needs. You could similarly say dogs were created to be man's ideal companion, modern wheat varieties were created to be Europeans' ideal food, or cars were created to be our ideal transport!
psammiad 2 weeks ago
@psammiad you've kinda just rewrote one of the top comments, but i agree.
benmboard 2 weeks ago
But I'm an atheist and I love bananas! :(
JustLoveForMe 2 weeks ago
As rationalwiki pointed out (and I'm paraphrasing)-
The human penis fits in the hand, and is also capable of fitting in the anus. The average penis is 5.5 inches long, more than enough to stimulate the human prostate, which heightens sexual feelings during buttsex.
Clearly, the human penis was designed for buttsex.
KajexFiredrake 2 weeks ago
Ok, I'm a christian, and I find this retarded.
BleedingHeartgrenade 2 weeks ago
@BleedingHeartgrenade god works in mysterious ways, this is all clearly true cause this man says so.
dudeski17 2 weeks ago
@dudeski17 I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not
BleedingHeartgrenade 2 weeks ago
@TrollingElephant ...jus curious as to what faith has blinded me :) It has not hindered my development in anyway or in any area of my life,in fact Faith in God has helped me to accomplish things that i never would hav and has brought me peace,and has taken away fear, of death or anything i can possibly face in this life, I've leaned to love unconditionally and forgiveness. which r a few things that this world needs. I pray ur eyes r opened but sadly most ppl wouldnt even give God a chance.
deeptraining 2 weeks ago
@deeptraining
"It has not hindered my development in anyway or in any area of my life,in fact Faith"
Apparently that doesn't include the ability to form a coherent argument.
KajexFiredrake 2 weeks ago
@Criserx ...check your facts, the history of the middle east does...plus the very nature of the word miracle means it's illogical...Give God a try, JESUS never taught anything else but to love,love for God and Love for each other...by rejecting him,u reject his teachings which in a world like 2day are no so bad, dont u think?
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The world is being run by the Satanic New World Order. One of Blavatsky's main goals for the NWO (to be carried out through the occult) was to destroy religion, lead people to deny the existence of God, and create a new society that was totally secular. It's sad to see so many people falling for their Satanic agenda.
By the way, for anyone who has never heard of the NWO, do a Google/YouTube search. Also, watch an online series called "The Arrivals." It'll change your mind about religion.
Yrhp8268 2 weeks ago
Well, apparently your god is an asshole, since he made coconuts and pineapples so hard to eat.
iLoveEatingPie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Why don't all things fit the human hand perfectly?
kyekire 2 weeks ago
So do grenades
kyekire 2 weeks ago 2
Because bananas are made for humans only...
IGotsBadFeeling 2 weeks ago
The purpose of fruit if for animals to eat it so that seeds can then be distributed and grow in the nutrient rich excrement. Bananas co-evolved with the animals typically found in the area, i.e. chimps and other primates (as well as early man). So they would then flourish as a plant species. If anything, this video proves evolution and that many religious arguments just don't think things through. Explain to me then why god would make bananas typically radioactive due to their potassium levels?
Fredrico44 2 weeks ago
Oh, I'm sorry, Are we still talking about penises?
AwesomeSuperballsX 2 weeks ago
what a fucking moron
UnderCoverPope 2 weeks ago
watch without sound for instant out-of-the-closet talk
j00tubesucksballs 2 weeks ago
I honestly can't think of a more perfect example for Poe's Law than this video. Just more proof of creationism! =p
StrangerQuark 3 weeks ago
Stupid evolutionists you're all going to hell! You will be slaves there!! They will fuck your asshole!!!
TheDeliciousbrownie 3 weeks ago
@TheDeliciousbrownie Not sure if stupid christian or just a troll
Parathurnax 2 weeks ago
@TheDeliciousbrownie According to your logic, God created "evolutionists" (i.e. people with a working brain) too. For what purpose do we exist? Does God condone slavery and homosexuality (assuming some men will also be fucked in the asshole)? I thought God was all about love? Please explain.
Rebearaniva 2 weeks ago
This is so gay
r4sk3n 3 weeks ago
@arw20 The bible is not just some fairy tail made up,its a piece of historical document...it's funny how we accept the written history of our countries although we weren't there but then we are crying out for physical proof of God's existence. I'm not goin to try and give u any evidence of anythin,believe what u want to believe,but u cant say u were never told. To believe in God requires faith, and by definition, it's something u will never have if u still require proof. Satan has blinded u :(
deeptraining 3 weeks ago
@deeptraining Talking snakes. Faith has blinded you.
TrollingElephant 3 weeks ago
@deeptraining The history of our countries doesn't contain illogical miracles.
criserx 2 weeks ago
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ATHEISTS BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!!
ATHEISTS BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!!
ATHEISTS BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!!
fuckmania07 3 weeks ago
Are these guys for real??? lol
crazygreg09 3 weeks ago
0:18 My dick fits perfectly in a womens hand
0:24 My dick doesn't slip of your hand... unless you rub it.
0:30 My dick is not black so thats good
0:40 Thats the opposite with my dick... it actually squirts on your face :(
0:51 My dick has a point for ease of entry also
0:54 Yeah its just the right shape to fit into an Asian Prostitute
0:57 My dick is also curbed. (to the right)
Davidcervantes5633 3 weeks ago 30
@Davidcervantes5633
"0:30 My dick is not black so that's good."
I read that, thought "that's racist", then started laughing.
I'm a terrible person.
KajexFiredrake 2 weeks ago
@Davidcervantes5633 roflmao
OliverUnderTheMoon 1 week ago
I thought there was going to be a joke at the end or something... then I realized this was serious.
ComradeSn1P3r 3 weeks ago
0:40
"The contents don't squirt in your face."
*snicker*
tenryuu 3 weeks ago
Despite the fact that wild bananas are nothing like this, if it were true why would it be shaped to fit in the vagina, anus, or mouth? All things that are against the bible.
SuperBspb 3 weeks ago
If a banana is a proof of the existence of god, then the coconut is the proof of the existence of devil!!!
rambodonico 3 weeks ago
if the banana is so perfect why does it taste like shit and have the same colour as pee
bulls1hit 3 weeks ago
God isn't real because even though pumpkin pie is delicious we can't hold a pumpkin in one hand.
Suprememessage 4 weeks ago
Wild banana (plant with seeds) available in nature. Humans start plating the seeds and create red and green bananas that required cooking (plantains) for unspecified lenght of time.1836. The jamaican Jean Francois Poujot finds out that his plaintains tree is producing yellow sweet fruits that don't require cooking. The dessert banana is born. An evolutionary result due to human manipulation. Foot in the mouth for creationists. I rest my case.
cecerchio 4 weeks ago 61
@cecerchio i was about to look up the names and stuff to write this out. thanks
michu070 2 weeks ago
@cecerchio - You are using logic, reason and knowledge to prove facts. Religious people possess none of these qualities. They are so irrational, that even if you made them declare what conditions must be in place for them to disbelieve, and you prove those conditions to be true, they will still cling to their irrationality. And it is why I've always said that belief in god is a mental disorder. No matter how blue the sky is, they will continue calling it red.
facepalmization 1 week ago
@facepalmization Well, not a disorder; more a delusion I'd say. Some people just want to believe and let their emotions get in the way which is understandable to a certain degree. Of course, on the other hand, you get absolute, stubborn pricks who don't question the world around them and deny all the evidence in order to claim they have the superior perspective.
195ashes 3 days ago
Hey you! Pineapple, Mango, Melon, you just made an explanation of god that can be contradicted by fruit!
mort9365 4 weeks ago 2
"It has a point at the top for ease of entry."
Please tell me this video is some sort of joke. lol
suspendmeassholes 4 weeks ago
yea mighty god created everything...bananas, humans, aids, chancer, pestilence, murder and wars in his name
Maschinepistol7 4 weeks ago
Um wouldn't this video prove the opposite showing us that bananas which are eaten by monkeys are perfectly made for both us and them showing a similarity in origin?
cixelsyD1988 4 weeks ago
@superic You need to time this to sephiroth, just saying. Put them both in sync EPIC !!!
Goron1988 4 weeks ago
I really wish Christians would try to stop using science to explain their magic bullshit is reality. it's embarrassing and just plain sad.
crisiswhitelight 4 weeks ago
What about pineapple?
kim7ja 4 weeks ago
yes a banana is easy to eat, but how you explain the Ananas? And the Coconut?
Packersbat12 4 weeks ago
@Packersbat12 du har vidst lige set upolitisk korrekt.. btw.. en ananas hedder pineapple på engelsk..
Sillsen 4 weeks ago
Then explain the anatomy of a pineapple - check and mate to you too fool.
fiddy0431 4 weeks ago
Checkmate, atheists.
VideogamesAreSerious 4 weeks ago
not to mention how we are just far enough away from the sun that we don't die of heat, and not too far that we don't freeze. I could go on forever but what is the point in everything you can see that God is real, like a waterfall or a beautiful sunset. And do not tell me all of this can happen by CHANCE because that is IMPOSSIBLE. take a look around once and a while and youll begin to see things differently!
sethblatt 1 month ago
huh you all think God isn't real and yet the pull of gravity is enough that we don't float away, and not too much that we can't move. we have oxygen so we can breathe. fruit is just the right size. we can somehow magically digest food. and somehow our body works: we have hands for grabbing, legs and padded feet for walking, fingers for a better grip, teeth to chew, eyes to see, tongue for taste, ears for hearing, a heart to pump the blood, lungs to pump the air and I could go on....
sethblatt 1 month ago
@sethblatt '' yet the pull of gravity is enough that we don't float away'' All those things that comes after that can be explain with SCIENCE! No god needed! Were did you went to school? Your home schooled right? Or did you went to a bible school?
MrThaPatrick 3 weeks ago
@MrThaPatrick I was home schooled yes. ok, if those things can be explained by science please give me a good explanation. I am not mocking or making fun, I respect what you believe and would like to hear you explain.
sethblatt 3 weeks ago
@sethblatt - if you are genuinely interested in knowing why you totally fail to understand how evolution works and why it is a perfectly plausible (and incredibly beautiful) explanation for the diversity of life on earth, I'd urge you to explore
the talkorigins website where you will find answers to virtually every 'problem' about evolution ever raised by creationists. I hope you have the intellectual honesty to question your beliefs - the real universe is more interesting than you know!
maxwurr 3 weeks ago
@maxwurr thank you I will more then gladly check it out. I would like to know more about how evolution works because you are right I need more education on it. But I mean no disrespect in saying I stand very strong in my beliefs and they will not be altered.
sethblatt 2 weeks ago
@sethblatt
Digestive System: Science
Living organisms ability to adapt to the Environment: Science
Cardiovascular System: Science
Gravity: Science
Science 1
Religion 0
Davidcervantes5633 3 weeks ago
@sethblatt Everything you just said can be explained by science....
ownedinthe2260 3 weeks ago
@ownedinthe2260 I don't see how that is possible. Can you please explain it to me then? No disrespect meant:)
sethblatt 2 weeks ago
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danyosaidmeow 1 month ago
another creationist comfortable in his ignorance to speak about something before looking into the science and history of it. haha, this is silly shit.
yeeaahBUDDY 1 month ago
My dick is curved and will fit perfectly in Kirk Cameron's faggy hand.
luc0man 1 month ago
banana also fits in his but...
maxhrvatska77 1 month ago
why my dick is perfect to holding it with my hand ? hes ergonomic desighned, soooo masturbation is good or did i something understand wrong ? *sry 4 bad english* ;-)
pillemankacktus 1 month ago
So that's where his nickname comes from
SparkyFirecracker 1 month ago
americans are fuckin stupid
unknowna23 1 month ago
@unknowna23 who put the first man on the moon
osiris3yhn 1 month ago
@unknowna23 Ray Comfort is Australian, dumbass..
joelneubauer 1 month ago
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TheIrreverend 1 month ago
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Um - doesn't sound like an American accent to me. Besides, Christianity came from the Middle East, and then found its peak of extremism in Europe so fuck you.
TheIrreverend 1 month ago
@unknowna23 Actually its just that the ass backwards people tend to scream the loudest, as i imagine is true in most places. It would be like assuming everyone where you live is near sighted and ignorant, but I imagine that isn't true.
ru2dumb4school 1 month ago
@unknowna23 your fukin retarded and god is real believe or not.. he is not goin to fukin make a dog apear rite b4 u, n 2 al u aethist who ask for prof..wel i hate 2 break it to ya..oh w8..i mean id LOV TO BREAK IT 2 YA, GOD has evidenc evrywere, but those withot faith CANt SE ANY OF IT, YOU CANT, unles u truly believ n him n hav faith, your never goin to see evidienc and you aethiest and your logical barraging of qustions about the bible are gona stay here after the rapture, have fun
vdirtydubstep 1 month ago
@vdirtydubstep the bible never mentions any rapture. just keep your eyes closed tightly and believe with your blind faith.
yeeaahBUDDY 1 month ago
@unknowna23 and also dont hate america, just because we have life soo easy and g8 here doesnt mean u have to b jealous cause u liv in the other shtty parts of the world, least we can waste food and throw away plastic, say whatever we want and have equal rites, so go ahead b jealous as i sit in the best place in the world, id just like to say if i had to live anywhere else in the world id fuckin kill myself, so fuck off whatever the fuck u are, and suck my proud american dick!
vdirtydubstep 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wait... he's serious...
*facepalm*
einsteiner900 1 month ago
wow this vid changed my life!!!! this is what i've been looking for!!!! now i believe in GOD!!!! thank u!!!! hahahahaha
chiooh2 1 month ago
what is this i don't even
TheXeeman 1 month ago
Wtf
moneshmahtani 1 month ago
Just spent 20 minutes deseeding a pomegranate.... I'm gonna start calling them 'devilfruit'.
simonty 1 month ago 32
The banana may fit in your hand, but it also fits somewhere else...
Bitama 1 month ago
What this video actually means.
A banana is comfortable to hold therefore the earth is 6000 years old.
Destroyer4700 1 month ago
Explain the coconut, idiot.
hstg98 1 month ago
banana was perfectly designed for women for training blowjobs
what now atheists?
gogolplex74 1 month ago 15
@gogolplex74 Now I agree, ahhahahahah
321KojaK123 1 month ago
I just want to sleep one night without these dreams of bananas!
HumanTargetAus 1 month ago
So do only humans eat Bananas?
cabaretampere 1 month ago
Tell me about the watermelon... ;)
LacobrigusRomanicus 1 month ago
it also fits in your butt!!!! dose that mean it was made to for that use? lol
BLAZE45 1 month ago
I got one thing to say to you: Pineapple and coconut... Peace out
TheDanishDeath 1 month ago
I was waiting for the guy to say"Ohh, thats a load of bull crap" at the end
hahahahahahahahSTFU 1 month ago
God created fruits, so they are perfect and easy for humans to eat?
One word: Pineapple.
Jazzdal 1 month ago
Funny thing is that those bananas were genetically modified by humans.
Where is your god now?
Ailennnn 1 month ago
This is about the most retarded thing I've ever seen, and YES! I've been watching Beaves and Butthead...
ThoningMasteren 1 month ago
fits perfectly into the humans mouth... so giving a banana a blowjob, proves god's existence?
TheRock936Mallet 1 month ago
If a God designed the world! ...PARASITES kill millions of children every year. I really cannot imagine that anyone, knowing the facts of their existence, could believe they were designed by a loving creator for a moral purpose. Evolution is not God's enemy but his greatest alibi.
nzobriens 1 month ago
What about a fucking coconut?
TheDrdoggE 1 month ago
What's funny, is the Banana that he's using as his example, has been genetically modified and breed to appear that way it does.
Cheers.
skrumf1 1 month ago
Hey Mr Cameron, do you like bananas?
saito1504 1 month ago
banana's shape?
ALIENS
iknel0 1 month ago
Now please explain pineapples to me.
bartrabelo 1 month ago 3
Sounds like a penis.
BurnThePriest131 1 month ago
Wat about watermelons? Satan made those? Pineapples?
BoxeJudo 1 month ago
Umm, we created those bananas. Originally bananas are more round, green and have lots of big seeds in them. Through agricultural research, modern cultivation and years of genetically altering bananas, choosing the desired traits from each generation and were able to create the banana we see today. It's like the German Shepherd. From the dogs that were already into existent, taking the desired traits to become the ideal working dog hence evolution. Yet... creationists are ignorant towards this.
iMoreAsianR 1 month ago 21
@iMoreAsianR nope, the ones available in the world market is the Cavendish banana ( the one u eat, and the one in the video) the round ones are a type of bananas , same thing for apples, more than one kind
the rounds like Musa balbisiana are wild ones , and not used commercially
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who is ignorant now ?
whats sad is that 12 ppl even agree with you ...
Ezldor 1 month ago
@Ezldor Ignorant? ALL BANANAS CAME FROM SOUTH ASIA. Meaning they ALL USE TO LOOK THE SAME, until individual farmers started cultivating them for their own. You would buy the biggest and most tasteful banana right? So farmers breeded the biggest and most tasteful bananas, and ones with smaller seeds in them, to make it easier to eat, why? so people would be more attracted to buy their banana. 1000's of years of this, and you get a different product. Just like most of todays foods.
iMoreAsianR 1 month ago
@iMoreAsianR ah i see, so ur not backed up by facts , your assuming
what u said before is , that the banana we eat right now is a genetically modified version of the ''round'' one .
actually we only started eating this kind of bananas in the 50s , we first ate a kind called Gros Michel.
according to your logic , we only have one chair that was genetically modified from a tree trunk ...
lol bananas were not created in a lab , it was grown
and u should grow up too and check before you post
Ezldor 1 month ago
@Ezldor Lab? yes we did Genetically modify them so we could produce bananas with higher resistance against bacteria, fungi, and viral diseases. We also put fake genes such as Cystasin to fight off round worms, not only that, but genes that increase vitamin e & pro a, and in australia they produce bananas with higher iron content. Your analogy is garbage, comparing inanimate objects to animate ones. i said originally bananas came from south asia, and was cultivated by INDIVIDUALS.
iMoreAsianR 1 month ago
@iMoreAsianR i would like to see proof of ur inflated claims
i provided mine , google Cavendish banana and it will show u how retarded ur notion was
Ezldor 1 month ago
@Ezldor PROOF? type in gmo bananas, first link, get fucking owned. fact by law, agricultural companies are required to do this to get approved by fda otherwise people would get diseases and worms from eating bananas. Cavendish bananas came to when people started getting diseases from eating bananas. which is why it was hybridized with other bananas which were immune to such diseases. You get all your education from google which destroys all your credibility. me-former biology major, UH
iMoreAsianR 1 month ago
Ezldor 1 month ago
@Ezldor Disregarding facts? people have been domesticating bananas before Gros Michel was even born, in fact since 8000BC people have been eating bananas. Domestication= selective genetic breeding desired by humans. so yes i can say that bananas have been genetically modified. You can google it mr google hero, i'll send you to the right link via message just to further prove how dumb you sound.
iMoreAsianR 1 month ago
@iMoreAsianR first link i already proved that its useless, 2nd link talks about wild bananas ( they grow on there own) and bananas that humans grow 3rd link is the same as the 2nd one
OFCOURSE bananas over THOUSANDS OF YEARS have changed just like ur links said , but it changed ON THERE OWN , what u kept screaming about is that humans changed it , humans made the one we have now
but whats funny is that u claim something , then provide what debunks it your self
now thats very dumb
try again
Ezldor 1 month ago
@Ezldor You are more stupid then i thought, domestication means artificial selective breeding by HUMANS. That means enforced evolution by humans. As for 2nd or 3rd link, i said they are the same but the 3rd one is from a more credible sources with citations, and it's directly from new world encyclopedia which is a well known, world wide encyclopedia. 4 link i gave you included proof of hybridization which if you google, gives proof of gene manipulation. 1st link is very credible in EU & AU gov.
iMoreAsianR 4 weeks ago
@iMoreAsianR the first link is a RESEARCH as has no approvals as stated by the link ITS SELF , i dont have to repeat everything i said about these links or r u that stupid i have to say everything twice ?
gene manipulation ? no , no site , be it a government one not even wikipedia says anything about it .
the only thing of value one of ur site says is that plants evolve over thousands of years , nothing is said about human manipulation
try again stupid
Ezldor 4 weeks ago
@Ezldor Banana domestication is human manipulation you idiot, do you know anything about agriculture? i'm done arguing with a creationist who thinks snakes can talk and that the creation of light came before the creation of the sun.
iMoreAsianR 4 weeks ago
@iMoreAsianR its funny , u being the ''man of science'' , but u provide no facts , and when u do , it actually proves u wrong , are all atheists as stupid as you ?
Ezldor 4 weeks ago
@Ezldor Proves me wrong, how in what way? every link i have given is proof of the domestication of bananas, which i will tell you over and over again is human manipulation. Yet you always say my links have no credibility when they do. How about the bible? a book which was re-written, re-edited, re-translated from dead languages, re-edited, taken to the king so he can chose what he wants in it, re-written to relate to modern idioms, re-edited, taken to the pope for approval etc.. credible? PFFF
iMoreAsianR 4 weeks ago
@iMoreAsianR thats a silly notion , i never said i even believe in the bible and when u have nothing to say u use it as an argument ? how childish .
i will tell u again , no proof , and i read all the links u gave , but they have something in common (beside not being useful to ur argument) ,they had this '' mutation over thousand of years '' , now be a big boy and tell me what That means .
Ezldor 4 weeks ago
@Ezldor it has become apparent to me that you have no idea what domestication means. in every book/articcle relating to banana origin there will always be an excerpt that explains domestication of bananas. Which i will tell you again is proof of human manipulation, you can read all of the articles you want,i guarantee you there will be a section on domestication of bananas.If you have a dictionary you can look up the word domestication. Mutation was caused by domestication, not natural selection
iMoreAsianR 4 weeks ago
@iMoreAsianR its clear to me that u only see things in one way and there is no fucking way in hell there could be another
the domestication of the banana has to start somewhere right ?
FIRST bananas were NATIVE to asia , THEN domesticated to other places in the world
and the bananas that are native to Asia are the same ones we have today
Ezldor 4 weeks ago
@Ezldor Yes they are native to asia, that is what i said, but since domestication we created newer species. They are not exactly the same ones we have today as you claim. You said that i have no proof of human manipulation, and also said that there was no genetic alterations, although you just said we domesticated bananas and you admit it. Domestication is human manipulation at genetic levels. Either you just acknowledge you were wrong or unknowingly contradicted yourself.
iMoreAsianR 3 weeks ago
@iMoreAsianR i am using that word in the sense of making someting ''local'', since it can also mean to take (something foreign, unfamiliar, etc.) for one's own use or purposes; adopt.
but what ever , ur links did not say for certain that what we have today is genetically modified
and even if they did , why should take that website as a fact ?
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Ezldor 3 weeks ago
hey guess what? monkeys eat bananas too, answer this creationist, why does coca exist?
Angelotube5000 1 month ago
he's really talking about a penis
l3ete1geuse 1 month ago 3
The modern banana is a man-made variant created by combining Musa acuminata from Southeast Asia (Vietnam) and Musa balbisiana from South Asia (India).
So as it turns out both the banana and 'god' are creations of man.
chrisose 1 month ago
@chrisose ahahhaha. so true as well.
iseefurtherthanyou 1 month ago
What about a fucking coconut
TheDrdoggE 1 month ago
@TheDrdoggE this.
iseefurtherthanyou 1 month ago
Oh
my
goodness! I can't believe this video!
JimHinCO 1 month ago
Ray Comfort is a moron. That is a domestic banana, that has been agriculturally farmed by HUMANS for 6,000 years. Wild non-domestic banana's look NOTHING like that.
FreeAgent321 1 month ago 2
...lol is he serious??
guitarguru4695 1 month ago
O'you Christian people, you always know how to crack my up :)
LeDanishDude 1 month ago
@LeDanishDude Become a Christian, and be SAVED!
stonemetallica 1 month ago
How does he explain the fact that this does not hold true for watermellons? Pineapples? Does that mean God created hot dogs too?
Avtotar 1 month ago
and yet he'll still claim we didnt evolve from monkeys...
samteria434 1 month ago
"Bananas are proof of God! They fit perfectly in your hand..." He must not realize they fit perfectly somewhere else.
ExhumingExodus 1 month ago
if an ape shapes his hand like that, it has the same from than a human hand... does that mean we are related to apes or even a higher form of them? or evolved from them?
The42stDoctor 1 month ago
he made it with banana but blew it with coconut :/ ... am I free to call it a semi-inteligent design?
Petrhrabal 1 month ago
behold the CHRISTIAN nightmare!
thats right, the banana he's holding is NOTHING like a natural banana, mankind has cultivated it, steered its EVOLUTION.
yes this "athiest nightmare" is infact visible proof of evolution, hold a cultivated banana next to a natural banana (tough, full of stones/seeds, bitter) and you're looking at evolution.
DemoraX 1 month ago
I have an easier time holding lemons than bananas.
randyrules711 1 month ago
This guy has pulled off such a great troll. The atheists bite!
sirweasely1 1 month ago
God also created gang rape, Aids and cancer.
So enjoy your banana, god-boy.
marrickvillian 1 month ago 3
It will also fits in my ass, this I know
IncestPanda 1 month ago