Pretty Paige Hilton Sensually Eating A Ripe Banana

[1coffeecup]

Just all bad...she is doing it rong lol!

[Pooky1991]

Cracked leads me to insane places.

[Pooky1991]

That fact that videos of people just eating bananas or food to be sexy exist makes me want to weepXD

[scabbarae]

ur doin it rong

[PowerOfPie]

When the highest comments have more likes than the actual video.

[iTakeCandyFrmBabies]

Where is woodysgamertag to say ur doing it wrong when you need him?

[sp00kynek0]

YUR DOING IT WRONG

[supersentiger]

She just... doesn't get it

[Ms96Bunny]

Aha ich geb dir nen tipp... Das turnt NICHT an :'D

[fruzzlepuff]

man oh man, what a stupid bitch!

[BigLiam123]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[kooskoos13]

You're doing it wrong.

[jcbs]

she's missing the entire point.

[azazoththing]

This is not how you make eating a banana sexy.

[emperorles]

"A beautiful bunch of ripe banana. Hide the deadly black tarantula!!"

[1luismat]

wtf!



[calmat24]

I would have to call this another butterface. Everything is good but her face.

[SoldatSolutrea]

What's all the fuss about, I'd hit that

[dfhdjlfh]

this chick would be really hot, without a face...

[92awesomekid]

because every guy wants a girl to take his dick and go NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Deadjuice360]

This is more threatening than stimulating.

[BluePumpkin7]

F*** YOU JAKE GYLLENHAAL

[KaitoAisuu02]

Hmm sexy hahahahaha *sarcasm* xD

U kno, ur not supposed to rip the damn thing apart... xD I imagine that would hurt quite a bit...

[Rompahstompah01]

name of the song?



[TheHentailoverreturn]

You're doing it wrong!!

[gzac95]

Sometimes i wish the internet was never invented I mean I enjoy bannanas and ugly women as much as other guys. But what was I talking about again?

[LightningWolfang]

lol whut XD? I think this video would only be appealing to masochistic men.

[humbajoe]

wow i can't wait to go to that web site and hopefully find more videos of this airhead tearing food apart with her fingers and shoving it down her gullet!

[punxnotdead286]

loser

[Atomic3Promiscuity]

Back to the drawing board, girls! Apparently we've been doing it wrong for centuries!

[HimmLeash]

Now I'm hungry.

[drplbiftin]

Yes, men really find the idea of their cocks being snapped into bits and chewed upon very sexy. XD

[YourMinkRebellion]

When you eat a banana as if you were sucking off a cock you'd generally NOT have it broken to bits.

[Shomoe1]

CRACKED RULES!!!

[rizzlecorn]

I don't know what Cracked was talking about, I still got a boner.

[stewboy100]

Oh yes, I wish she'd do that to my penis!

[Tellthatruth]

Download the full clip? Why?

[CGDW2]

But why no infrared camera?

[Jimeoneful]

Darling...seriously - there are things you do with phallic objects. Wank. Suck. Fondle. All these fit in the DO catergory. Bite. Chew. These are things that just...just...no.

[Spidey1588]

i doubt her bf will ever ask her for a bj

[kaptkarl]

gay

[dredoo666]

" Pretty Paige Hilton " - i wonder if she called herself like that ..how sad

[TheIslammiracle]

Fucking cracked, sending me to this. LOL

the absolute worst banana video of all time.

[sjpritchard26591]

Rofl, I love the comments here more than I even dream of liking this video.

Also cracked.

[JiminyKracker]

And at the end, it offers everyone an opportunity to download an extended version where I can only assume we also get to see her cut the rest of the banana into wheels and seductively feed them to an infant....

[JiminyKracker]

"like a kielbasa sausage..."

[RunTobyRun]

thumbs up if cracked sent you here!

also, you're hideous. and extraordinarily unappealing.

[s00perl33t]

@RunTobyRun You mean.. unaPEELing, right?

[RunTobyRun]

@s00perl33t NUCE.

[persianchick28]

@RunTobyRun extraordinarily una-PEAL-ing?! ahahaha

[SpclStuart]

You're doing it wrong.

[ThePokemonfan213]

All the things you could've done with that banana...

Also, cracked.

[RealisticFantasy]

ಠ_ಠ

[ANZology]

1. This was boring as hell. The only thing remotely entertaining was that weird squeak sound near the end.

2. Ma'am, your highlights are far too harsh. Tone that shit down.

[Luv8sU213]

I totally chew penises. Boys LOVE it.

[Dangturtle]

Ur doing it wrong.

[Pizzachu1]

I think this video might be a brilliant satire.

[GigaDager]

Cracked?

[jimboj525]

Didn't even swallow..

[nunpunter]

This video is so un-sexy, that my penis has retreated into my innards, giving me a weird shaped man-hole. Thank you, you potassium loving tranny. 

[MarthMaster59K]

Fruit is supposed to be tasty, not sexy GOSH you are dumb.

[naughtycanuck]

From Cracked:As suggestive as a banana can be, it can't do all the work. I suspect that this woman may be missing the point of why eating a banana is sexy. She pulls it into bite-size pieces and then chews each a full 25 times while lazily staring into the camera and daring us all to fall asleep.

That is about all there needs to be said about this.

[unicuber]

makes me hungry.

[donfolstar]

This video is exactly what I have been searching for. My life long dream is for a women to very sexily rip my dick to pieces then chew it as a cow chews cud all the while making coy awkward eye contact with her dead eyes. Thank you Cracked and Youtube for finding my dream woman.

[buttnhole1]

@donfolstar We've been searching for the same woman our whole lives!?!?!

[xxrosethornxx]

@donfolstar LOL you made me spit out my food

[Vheeri]

@donfolstar XD Oh man that made my day

[SecretAllyWallE]

Thumbs up if Cracked brought you here.

[InuitInua]

DAT HAIR

[ypperlig89]

What? Did she swallow or not? The video cut before I could tell.

[DemomanX614]

Who?

[sirpandemona]

All Crackers report!

[Iksbrown]

Chewing=fail.

[Nightstalker979]

if this girl would give you a blowjob she would eat your penis O.o

[TAKAN2000]

THIS CUNT SUCK'S AT EATING BANANAS

[alizarin89]

Oh my god! She's missing half her body!!

[GordonLevitt89]

really? this is just like those dumb ads where those girls were on a live chat or something and they tried to make everything they did look sexy. Just an FYI, it DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK SEXY, YOU LOOK DUMB!!!

[TheMedinaXXL]

Some gay Shyt right there... Faggot

[bbrofl]

I think its a guy

[darwinavour]

in case u didn't know, we guys imagine that banana being our junk...why would u think chewing the fucker up was a good idea?

[Tonio623]

This was scary! I feel bad for that banana!

[RicanX5]

lmao 50 cent what a wigger

[lamaisd]

funglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!



[bbrofl]

its kind of like you were given a list of instructions. Your fake

[chad174670]

hahahahahaha, wtfffff

[possession2]

Ive seen a chimp eat a banana more sensually, not that i find chimps sensuall.. ill shut up. o.0

[mycompass111]

U r gross u pig

[mycompass111]

Take a fukin shower u pig

[CshinFrDaPshin]

@senzation54 lol

[serjito87]

lmao what the fuck

[CascadaaXx]

ahaha anyone can blink and move their head back and forth.

[TheDoom325]

looks like shes about to choke lol

[killerkisskisskiss]

ROFL WTF!

[DrClown1987]

Basznám mint állat :D

[loti1993]

even a monkey eats more atractive

[ljol90]

Ostre popierdolenie:D

[cuckboy]

cluless

[ward7762]

FAIL

[Dperk94]

Fail

[Boondoggler23]

wow she eating a banana...... hot...not!!!

[charilaos15]

MASSIVE TURN OFF

[allstarswag]

wtf is this ? the point of making banana eating hot is that you eat it and lick it and rub it gently in its original shape that looks basically like an cock ! so if you take a little piece and break it off and then just shove iti n your mouth thats not fucking sexy

[hivoltage526]

go into porn

[thatguywiththeINDENT]

So Your Saying You Swollow

[iRewel]

I'd stick my banana in her tailpipe.

[BostonBruins2010]

yah your as sexy as a fat girls vagina

[briangeraghty23]

shit

[420squeeg]

sensual?? She really needs to work on her "sensual." I was cracking up through the entire vid. I can't imagine what the full video showed.

[TheDidlo1]

@420squeeg :Do you smoke marywanny? Kuz marrywanny smokerz suck

[lulem400]

UMMMM - just a thought - you dont cut the banana when you eat it to be sexy -

you throat that thing til your eyes water

[iiKYL3x]

i'd rather watch a down syndrome eating a large anal prolape than this.

[xA1eXo]

that was pointless + she's ugly

[TheDidlo1]

@ xa1: She's nuthin spectaculer butt shez alright. We cant all B pretty like U dooshbag. The vids lame, butt so R U. She seems shy butt I bet I can find U defeated induh cornr on any give'n sunday(thas not a football thing)My d$ck is 9inches and the best in duh wurld by duh way,so stop wunder'n. Say hi 2yur mutha 4me

[xA1eXo]

@TheDidlo1 dude i did not care about anything you just said you wasted your time , get a life.

[TheDidlo1]

U don't need 2care U just need 2listen boiy. I got aaaaaall duh time in the wurld little boiy. Yer gona B a bigman sumday souljer..yes..U R.  Get a life pal. thx 4duh reply..it meanz my time was not wasted..........lil man....figyerz

[1991ok]

think you should speak in english

[TheDidlo1]

@1991ok :The weak and small will alwayz find sumtin of lil or no value and make a case on it. Are you weak and small?

[hasl702]

@xA1eXo AGREE.

[cafari46]

ti piace è

[Juniorinatti]

No ofense but the girl is not pretty at all..

[rickstill122]

simmer down kids! Banana consumption is a god given right. There is neither sacred nor secular text that bans the consumption of bananas, in any fashion, spiritual, physical, animal or intellectual.

[pater429]

what a stupid bitch

[souljamentality]

how is she a slut for eating a banana?

[BubbleHeadNurse]

wtf i prefer watching my cat eating its food. she was munching banana uhhhhooo how erotical.-____- retard

[mrgentel99]

fuck you bitch thats like my monkey eating

[tunaboat32]

Chew yer food..nice

[judaus3]

LOL! HAhahahahaha

[phyrexius]

SHE is fucking UGLY.. the whole point of making a "sexy+seductive" video is to have people drool over the character.. not puke.

[RobbyKreiger]

The worst girl/banana video ever made!

[GRANDOVERLORD77]

SLUT!!!!!!

[MIGRANIO]

Pretty mis pinches huevos mal rapados!!!

:@

[amber5711]

seriously.. ??? what a retard

[roversfan666]

you guys are too fussy

[mbm13213]

That bitch is ugly as fuck

[blacktek82]

Sorry, far from sexy!

[Beathovenxxx]

@blacktek82 veeeeeerrrrrryyy far!! a grass eating sheep is sexier!

[MasTArrrRR]

@blacktek82 Monkey. No?

[daddysoulmanrich]

treadmill work and paige would rock

[kinkyboy666]

dude i don't find anything sexy about this at all, i used to think paige was hot...but not after this....

[keyanurmagic]

wat is rong with u