The worst moment of Dexter Morgan life

[BigWill942]

Rita looks insanely hot

[Emogirllover90]

dexter ur soo fucking funny man

[THEingkredibull]

I don't know about anyone here, but I would fuck the shit outa that blonde ;)

[TheEastunder]

@THEingkredibull shes rita played by julie benz and ya im pretty sure everyone here would also o and a hint you can check out some clips from that god awful desperate housewives of her playing a lesbian stripper

[CDenic]

...I would like to kill me a whole bunch of these pretentious pseudo-spiritual yoga assholes. I'd put Dexter to shame.

[geraldopcf]

worst moment is #megaupload over

[mickeyrox4029]

Lol Dexter's face when he says " I could probably kill her before anyone notices"

[azzaman96]

so i guess... him when he was a baby, was...better? than this?

[LinusBullen]

I miss Rita. :-(

[MOMOarabe]

i was watching this today. fucking hilarious

[ace206]

between watching no ordinary family and every season of dexter...has anyone else noticed what a nice "DAT ASS :E" julie benz has?

[KannonLax]

I think the season 6 finale probably overtook this......

[ShadowMachineForLife]

I could probably kill her before anyone knows what happened LOL

[Panicfan1234567890]

lmaooo i laughed so much during this episode

[959chris]

im never adopting suburban culture

[GayanaVL]

Which episode is that?

[Irishperson1267]

i think he changed his mind after the 6th season ended...

[ImShiawase]

Rita... T_T

[Jayli0]

I"m sorry to say and don't want to admit it as much as I was holding it in all this time but I can't help it, but Rita is fucking beautiful...

[dannyisaac92]

Press 6 repeatedly! Rita's hand, lol!

[2tudancer]

Whats funny is that after season 6 finale, this "worst moment of his life" cannot even compare :p

[MrWalrus121]

@2tudancer haha thats what i was gonna say!! definitely tops this

[JonRoyalty]

HOW?? RITA LOOKS DUMB SEXY!!!

[JazzGagaLover]

.. i LOVE this show :D 

[danceportal06]

I honestly don't think Rita and Dexter were ever a good match. Even though she was "damaged" in the beginning...she didn't even understand the simplest things about Dexter, meaning whatever he exposed of himself anyway...why the HELL would she bring him to YOGA of all places...

[delialice]

ahahahha.that's so funny

[PuppetierMaster]

i used to have a worst moment of my life until an arrow to the knee crippled me and now i have to fight dragons while i shout at the top of my lungs... ok. Jokes over.

[newgarda]

this is def worse when his was killed

[nautanen]

the scenes where Dexter cant cope even in a normal social situations are hilarious so situation like this one where even everyday normal guys are having humongous trouble getting through are tremendously funny from the Dexter point-of-view :-D golden flakes lol

[princesnemo123]

the worst moment of his life was when he came home to find reta's dead body in the bathtub and the baby sitting in the blood

[45chipmunk]

i thought his mom getting hacked right in front of him was the worst moment of his life!

[iwillownyourface]

@45chipmunk was literally just about to say that bwaha

[violagray]

i like the way he dance ;)

[ipekmorgan]

0:38 the look of Dexter is priceless:)

[Gocast2]

Rita might have died but that one yoga class...oh the pain

[darknight10000]

This is absolutely without a doubt the worst moment of my life.

Wait a few episodes Dexter. It gets worse.

[Eonis921]

The worst moment of dexter's life is the death of Rita !

[sdragongalvan]

@Eonis921 spoiler

[Zerkezhi]

If that's today's definition of 'strong warriors', it's no wonder the Einherjar in Valhalla won't be able to stop the end of the world once Ragnarök commences... >_>

[debunker1905]

really? i thought it might have been when he saw his mother getting dismembered alive with a chainsaw when he was 5, but i guess i was wrong.

[horsepheus]

Its Trinity! hahaahha

no, the other one...from the Matrix!

[inferno232]

I wonder how he thought he could kill her before anyone realized what happened? Break her neck?

"Oh my god, she fell! She fell right on her head! What has this terrible art of yoga done?!"

[FruitOfTheLoom987]

how does this beat seeing his mothers and rita's death?? smh

[BlakeFowlerVideos]

he has a new worst moment as of harrison being on a floor full of blood and a dead rita

[karmawi01]

loooooooool.... i would probably kill her before anyone realize what happened!!

[0cool63]

go on kill her no one's watching

[Novinte]

The ass force is strong in Julie Benz.

[Huzzawful]

i bet he did a check on her to see idf she killed anyone... anyone at all... come on we all hit the occasional pedestrian

[zalmanusa]

Imagine if he knew he'd dance at his high school reunion that day.

[ArsenSiyunov]

Rita is smokin' hot. gOd

[Terra1311]

its funny she said "excellent" when he was thinking of killing her.

in a way maybe he was a "golden flake of dust there" because he was perfectly natural in his true nature >=)

[nicolexamstutz]

well, it was the worst moment of his life up until that point. now it would probably be finding rita dead.

[JohnyAngelo]

favourite. Btw i have my own special t-shirt with dexter's quote. There is an emtpy box picture and the quote: EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

[nightrockerdj]

what episode is this???

[crazymangas]

excellent... if only she understood was he was thinking at this moment xD

[kickodude]

I would think coming home to find your wife murdered in a bathtub would be a little worse...

[mcool135]

@kickodude This episode was way before that idiot apparently you haven't seen all the seasons

[Huzzawful]

@kickodude haha dude, you see his life being alive and in the room there?

[awesomeangi]

I love this scene!!

[Kuupoju]

Hey Doakes, how do I do free-form yoga?

IMPROVISE MOTHAFOCKA!

[MsDarkPassengerNo1]

I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened. :D

[chaosrave]

lol dexter a 3rd degree blackbelt in judo and his in yoga class haha

[homer5858]

Dexter is coming for the people who clicked the dislike button

[xxlCortez]

I think the worst moment was the end of the 4th season.

[pixyprincess323]

I love the perfectly raised eyebrow as he contemplates killing her. Lol fantastic!

[radken]

No, finding your wife lying dead in a bathtub of blood was probably the worst day of your life...

[spamdude1]

@radken Wrong, even after that it's the free-form yoga

[Xt0tallyXr0cknX]

@radken Unless you were only married her to keep up your image of being a normal guy...

[zomgwtflolfyibbq]

=)):))=)):))

[silverladyz]

I missed this show sooooo much!!!!!!!! His lines when he thinks are so clever! Can't wait till Oct 2nd...!

[Ryu12543]

LOL the look on his face.

[Iceheart316]

Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust? WTF does that even mean?

[Timmevds]

@Iceheart316 exactly what i thought xD

[Jetisan]

@Iceheart316 I think she was referring golden flakes of dust to when she said the dust dancing against the sunlight.

[iPARASITExEVEi]

@Iceheart316 lol it does sound stupid, but it refers to when sunlight shines on dust from wood, it looks like golden glitter floating in the air

[St1ckm3npwn]

@Iceheart316 Flakes of dust = Dust she spoke of a couple seconds before.

Golden = The sun's reflection, also from previous statement.

be as Beautiful as = be as graceful as, implying the movement

[Antichrist2000]

Lady, dust isn't beautiful.

[Btyson2121]

I miss Rita... :(

[ginnoveffect]

Look on the bright side, Dex. Rita is wearing yoga pants. 

[alleisonline]

khkhhohohoohooh ajdklajda :D:D:D:D

[n543576]

LOL i can probley kill her berfore anyone nows what happened

[stalkingcat123]

@n543576 i bet there is a good chance dexter could have pulled it off too

[n543576]

@stalkingcat123 i agree they'll just think she had a heart attack

[SphireUK]

I fucking love dexter, i can't wait for season 6!

[GANJAxxTHExxCURE]

Funny, I thought the same thing once. Minus the "kill her before anyone noticed" part.

[eduardopm117]

the yoga teacher is Michelle Fairley (Catalyn Stark in Game of Thrones)?

[checkmate3010]

@eduardopm117

no thats not her

[eduardopm117]

the yoga teacher is Michelle Fairley (Catalyn Stark in Game of Thrones)?

[iDant360]

@JSasRays Shes not dead yet is proberbly why...

[JSasRays]

@iDant360 lol yeah i know

[seriall1337]

@JSasRays uhm... This is before her death....

[limjunyong]

@JSasRays ummm she didn't die yet.....

[JSasRays]

@limjunyong i realize this afterwards

[limjunyong]

@JSasRays ya it is all good

[jeremyampt]

Haha I feel the same way about wanky yoga teachers

[mythbuster1991]

julie benz is so fucking hot

[brokenseatbelt]

Julie Benz is smoking hot.

[mortulu]

@brokenseatbelt 0:05 OMG!!! ;-)

[nintendoman360]

@brokenseatbelt she is hot. but not that hot

[gassmann123]

@nintendoman360 lol, u homo?

she is near perfect

[9MinamiKe6]

@gassmann123 Correction, she is perfect :3

[turksarejewsbutworse]

8 people like yoga

[maccermacnab]

My girlfriend is trying to get me to go to a yoga session with her. I love martial arts but pretending to reach your inner Chai-sphincter with a bunch of like minded vege munching douche-zoids is enough to want me to commit death by tofu. I think I'm having second thoughts

[illustriouschin]

@maccermacnab She's going to run off with her new vege-munching douche boyfriend if you don't keep an eye on her!

[szalonaONA]

Mina Dextera od 0;19 do 0;27 jest zabójcza:)) i ta w 0;37 też:) świetne :)

[NKismynextgoal]

I went to a yoga session with a girlfriend once. It's like the last part of your manhood is saying goodbye. Well, I never went again because during one of the cool down exercises on the ground I just fell asleep. Best sleep ever though. And the girlfriend was so ashamed that I was never allowed to join her again (yes, oh yes, I prefer so much more falling asleep during football or cycling on TV)

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

0:16-0:18 T-REXIN'

[Lach1234]

*I could probably kill her before anybody finds out what happens*

"...Excellent"

[MrZapper44]

which season is this ? is that trainer is a killer ?

[malicios]

@MrZapper44 Season 3.

[ahojohn330]

Ha! That's just awesome =)

[spamdude1]

Dexter's free form yoga is awesome.

[MOHAMMAD6611]

lock at dexter face at 0:37

[theNotorious313]

What season is this. I was laughing so hard

[glambertboi]

i love it. ;d

[esotericnostalgia]

lololol...I love Dexter's dark humor

[AlfredoKitten]

I guess Dexter found his inner peace. <--- Kung Fu Panda 2 Reference.

[cancerofsociety]

lmfao awsum!

[tenteimuitosnomes]

not worse than pay to do this kind of movements

[punkpoprockkewl]

lol!

[Dr3xiel]

i love this scene xD

[obrainbarf]

and then she dies and this suddenly doesnt seem that bad...

[Gasfiend]

Excellent.

[RefusetoListen]

I feel the same way.

[acmilanboi]

Rita's ass at 0:04 is smokin!

[liennto]

@acmilanboi I just had to pause it there for a while.

[SynerG4ce]

Video should be: "2 worst moments." ;)

[piepeace]

Thumbs up if dexter is HOT!

[o0FallingSnow0o]

I hated the show for killing Rita, but after a while I realized they just weren't right together. Dexter never could have loved her and was always putting on an act, it would've worn him out soon enough anyway.

But LUMEN! She was so badass! Will anyone ever live up to her?

[Aryamanable]

@o0FallingSnow0o

Spoilers much you cunt.

[o0FallingSnow0o]

@Aryamanable You're one rude fucker. Watch the goddamn show and we wouldn't have any problems, would we.

[Aryamanable]

@o0FallingSnow0o

I am watching the show you retard, that's the whole point. And that makes no sense, the fault isn't mine it's yours.

[piraterocks]

@Aryamanable Why are you reading comments to a show that has 5 seasons out and not expect spoilers? Stop being a douchebag and finish watching the show like a normal person would.

[Aryamanable]

@piraterocks

I have finished it, and guess what I'm not doing - spoiling the show for everyone else. What you're saying is, that even though this clip is from a season 3 episode, I shouldn't have been watching it in case some dick cheese ruins the ending to season 4? Nice one.

[BadlyDrawnAlex]

Welcome to the internet.

[adymwryte]

@o0FallingSnow0o

I disagree, I thought that Dexter liked Rita more than Lumen. Mainly due to the realisation moment Dexter had on the skinners table. He said he wanted to live with her and his new family (Or something to that effect)

The most he ever got out of Lumen was just some weird awkward moments.

[Faust598]

"Excellent"

[robochick213]

"Worst moment of my life" lmao

[honeyzandean]

Lumen is a huge bitch. She came and left Dexter like trash. Fuck her!

[RekeRoY13]

Rita was soooo annoying. What happened to her? At first she was sweet and nice and then she turned into a huge annoying nag.

[BrittanyMillams]

the thing i didnt like about rita is that she would sing that Survival Song the thing i dont like abou lumen is that she left Dexter after he HELPED her i mean i would stay with Dexter not leave him!sooooooo there....

[meNtor890]

I think Lumen was beautiful, but in a subtle kind of way.

[wsalviso]

succh a great actor

[Alexandterrara]

I could probably kill her before anyone realised what happened...

[Fatalama]

I am strong warrior

[Slaytounge]

Hahaha

[Metamain03]

Thing is we're not sure if he's joking or not when he says he could kill her before anyone notices :P

[forgetyourtroubles1]

Whats wrong with 7 people...

[p5p4p3p2p1p]

wow rita got a booty

[zombielove87]

36 seconds in - great line!

[mexicaniaikatarainc]

The things that Dexter made for love.

[oany81]

0:04 Youre welcome.

[ChortortleC]

...

Dexter, you're a twat.

[Turkisshh2]

I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened...

[zackstix]

@Turkisshh2 "excellent" (instructor) lol

[BrunoLee12]

@Turkisshh2 Excellent! Now lets *cuts off*

[KUKIYE]

be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust dexter lol

[StarShine228]

Seasons 1 & 3 were my favorite seasons by far. Season 2 was awful IMO. The Lila storyline made less than no sense & I can't enjoy season 4 because of that cretin Trinity. Dexter is obviously not a comedy, but it has its moments, if it were all blood & dumping bodies into the ocean it would not be an enjoyable program. Rita was amazing and no one will ever come close.

[dannybeex3]

its too bad trinity kills rita

[Montenegro431]

JAJAJAJA...La botooo... queria matar a la pobre profesora de yoga.

[NowhereWoman152]

Could Michael C Hall get any more delicious?

[JiminyKracker]

@NowhereWoman152 yeah, if he looked more like Rita...

[mkroliki]

Great :]

[welcometoarizonabay]

I would think the worst moment is walking in on Rita dead in a pool of bloody water at the end of Season 4, but that's just me.

[ArcheryChat]

i could proberbly kill her before anyone knew what happened

[pudelrock92]

haha, Dexter at 0.35 =)

[Alf90100]

Dexter went to hell after season 2, fuck the family/comedy shit...

[Thesodypopkid]

@Alf90100 I completely agree, though Season 5 did get back to the show's roots I thought. I mean, if I want family values, I'll watch the Cosby Show.

[Alf90100]

@Thesodypopkid Exactly, what's the novelty of Dexter if it just ends up looking like a daytime tv sitcom? After watching half of season 3, I really am surprised they're still in production. Though I do love 1 & 2.

[Thesodypopkid]

@Alf90100 I remember some people telling me that Season 4 was the best season. I have no idea what they're talking about, it was clearly the worst. Also, Season 1+2 Rita is sweet and innocent, but after that she becomes really naggy and bitchy. I like her better in the books "You need to go out for a few hours? Okay."

[NotoriousVLAD]

@Alf90100 yea, season 3 is my least favorite, 5 was AMAZING, if i were to rate the seasons from best to worst:

5, 1, 4, 2, 3 i wonder what they have in store for season 6...