Red White And Screwed

[Coecoo]

Why does he answer the door to a total stranger with a wallet full of cash sticking out from it in his hand?

[365jamz]

@Coecoo good question

[MrVulgaris]

Everyone posting references to "The Room" should leave their stupid comments in their pockets

[amohotepv]

@MrVulgaris Oh, your tearing me apart lesa!

[MrVulgaris]

@amohotepv What did I just say? As far as I'm concerned you can drop off the earth, that's a promise!

[LavernicusBIG]

Oh hi Mark!

[TheLeahVids]

Occupy Guerrero Street.

[Tooflower]

I like this, both because of the message and because of the presence of Greg Sestero.  Although this would have been 10 times cooler if Greg wasn't wearing a shirt, just saying!

[Doominatorx6]

Mark is my best friend. Who else would be the wheelman?

[uknowwho97]

SESTERO!!!!

[ScootsGoldfish]

Thumbs up if you're just here for Greg Sestero

[TheloniousKeys781]

Does he always answer his door with his wallet open and all his money sticking out of it.

[shadowscometh]

@TheloniousKeys781 if he does I need to pay him a visit. I could use free money.

[AToxicOrange]

@TheloniousKeys781 metaphor

[TheloniousKeys781]

@AToxicOrange lol no, 5 second limit

[AToxicOrange]

@TheloniousKeys781 also a metaphor ha ha ha how hard is that to understand

[TheloniousKeys781]

@AToxicOrange I very much doubt that it was an intended metaphor. But seeing how haughty you've become as you read too far into a 5 second video is pretty comical.

[AToxicOrange]

@TheloniousKeys781 dude all I'm saying is if you can't see where it could be/is a metaphor, you're either blind or just really really really stupid

seeing how haughty you've become as you read too far into a twelve word reply is also pretty comical

[TheloniousKeys781]

@AToxicOrange 1) Neither of my comments question whether or not it is a metaphor and so you have no ability to question or even imply that I was ever too "stupid" to understand where your delusions are coming from.

2) You're obviously the pompous prick here; dont try and twist it on me. I never called you stupid for not understanding why it is likely not a metaphor.. you called me stupid for acknowledging that it wasn't. I also never belittled you with "ha ha's" on youtube.

[AToxicOrange]

@TheloniousKeys781 you mentioned the wallet, and all I said was metaphor, then you had to be a cock about it and bring up the five second limit. That's probably part of it, but like I said, if you can't see where it would be a metaphor, you have a problem.

I'm not the pompous prick, I wasn't the one immediately denying something just because I can, and it's cool to do that. It's not "likely not" a metaphor, given the content of the video. It's definitely a metaphor.

[TheloniousKeys781]

@AToxicOrange Reread everything that went down, then speak to me again. You said metaphor, I said 5 second limit with an obviously friendly tone, then you started belittling me for not seeing through w/your metaphor. "Ha ha ha, how hard is that to understand?"; you really can't get much more condescending than that.

Besides it's most likely not a metaphor. Use the clues. 5s limit is one and the fact that no part of the metaphor is listed in the tags is another. That's enough. We're overdoing it

[lunaticial]

this guy he was made of light purple he was there and then, and then he was gone 

[peiceOcheese]

my question is, why did he answer the door with his money out like that? You could get robbed by uncle Same or something..

[Fillmore343]

just keep pressing 7

[zinfandel120]

you know this is a title of a porn i found once in my dad's friend's kitchen drawer...

[eliasblevdet]

Looks like our victim is

*shades*

SCREWED

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[KnallinG]

When the guy in the car went: "Come on, let's do this!" I immediately thought: "LEEEROY JENKINS!"

[chaoticpiklemongerer]

WAS THAT OWEN WILSON?

[Dudinator123]

You just a chicken, Mark! CHEEP CHEEP, CHEEEeeeEEP! I fed up with this president!

[qwame100]

@Dudinator123 Forget about the president. So hows your sex life?

[seanowbo]

OH HI MARK!!! :3 

[noobjetz]

press 9 for "C'mon let's do this !"

[theswedishdude1]

holy fuck i had to wait for this vid to buffer!!?? O.O i bought a new comp like 2 weeks ago >.<

[iSynopsis]

Press 7 for the punch !

[JackMetJill]

YOU ARE LYING. I NEVER HIT YOU. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[Urtleteudede]

0:06 = The Room

[Muovivaha]

2 for masturbating.

[Muovivaha]

5 for shit.

[PowerGlove79]

KEEP YOUR STUPID YOUTUBE COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET!

[rabendranath]

Is that Sestosterone??

[captainjaster1]

Make this into a black and white comic and put it in a newspaper..

[DefendedHomestand]

Moral of the story: Dont answer the door with a wallet full of money in your hand.

[Advancedgod]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SAM

[LekkerBewegen]

Greg Sestero!!!!

[AngryCombine]

Politics in a nutshell

[TheChaoticGood]

Lol It's Greg Sestero.

[sjoukedde]

8 seconds

[stevenskul]

@sjoukedde Im not sure what your sentence means you see as there are only 2 components of your sentece I understand the digit of eight and I understand that there are seconds that accompany the eight, or in other words eight seconds. However I am quite confused and what the subject matter is, if you could please inform me as to this i would be most gracious thank you and good day.

Signed,

Guy who knows how to count.

[cubehead978]

Lol the title itself made me laugh xD

[crazygeek777]

so true, so damn true

guess what? this is a haiku

five second films rules.

[DeepSpaceVoid]

@crazygeek777 OMG HAIKU, IZ DAT REELY U!?!?

No one cares, glad you recognize yourself though, you egotistical fuckface.

[crazygeek777]

@DeepSpaceVoid lolwut. a haiku is a type of poem...

[DeepSpaceVoid]

@crazygeek777 DAMN! That's what you get when you troll while stoned... Good day, sir. :)

[crazygeek777]

@DeepSpaceVoid Good day to you too, guy.

[username6a]

Oh hai Denny

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ECONOMY!

[DrGWR11]

"Oh HAI Mark!"

"CIERRA. LA. BOCA." *firecrackers explode*

[yourmajesty90]

Sestosterone! :D

[Manny1222]

Banks fuck up economy. Print more money, give it to banks.

[Demither10]

IN Capitalist America.. bank rob you!

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

Greg Sestero is all kinds of awesome.

[SmashLiXs]

pull his fake beard

[duck74UK]

8 seconds,

this channel is a lie

[Sumosak]

@duck74UK the actual video is 5 seconds but the intro and outro add on time

[Smushed001]

@duck74UK it only took you 767 videos to notice!

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@duck74UK you must not be very fun at dinner parties

[TheMCCreations]

@duck74UK ever hear of an intro/outro?

[oblivimegatroninator]

It seems to me like you're an expert, Mark!

[HectorL360]

OMG there is no 7 seconds :o

[SamuraiPirate88]

@DaveGrean He really isnt a guy for the needy of wall street just some thug...or it could be a political statement saying the government is taking our money..but ill just stick with the thug idea....

[TheMaineLobstah]

"What's the history of Independence Day?"

"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."

*yankee doodle song*

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

good ol uncle sam

[Hitogoji]

LOOK AT THE TAGS, IT'S HIM.

[lolhoofdheid]

lol

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

Who brings an open wallet to the door?

[SiemaZiomek]

Should have been obama in that car...

[chunterr39]

press 7 over and over and over and over and over and over

[FuRioN565]

why would a person open up a door with money in his hands?

[DontEverGrowUp]

Did he say, "greedy"?

[Zoshimo]

I don't know whats funnier.

1. The fact that Uncle Sam has more money in his clipboard than Mike has in his wallet,

2. The fact Uncle Sam stole like 27 bucks or,

3. I can just press 7 a bunch of times and see Uncle Sam beat the shit out of him.

[oslar30]

like if you computer froze after the video

[Weden12]

@magbeasts God you Americans are stupid. Im from Sweden and even i know that your national anthem is The Star Spangled banner!

[bleachzeldakid]

@Weden12 Not every single American is as stupid as you may think.

Okay, well yeah, maybe they are.

[TwinklesPussMaster61]

@Weden12 Half this country is full of idiots. You just have to get used to it. I know I did.

[xXbutters1234]

@Weden12 Swedens are a bunch of pathetic, depressed teenagers.

I can generalize too.

[Weden12]

@xXbutters1234 Good for you then!

[300incs]

O hi mark

[dannington93]

SESTOSTERONE

[infrafan]

I thought that was Michael Bay in the car, but the guy didn't explode when Uncle Same punched him.

[HTIOGranka]

Anyway, how´s your sexlife?

[chickensarealiens]

Holy shit I really hope Greg Sestero makes more videos with you guys

[tessabell79]

Greg Sestero...now my fourth of July is complete!

[redzabes]

the description explains it

[LCDaftpunk]

MAH NIGGA GREG SESTERO

[mtgshmoopy]

Lewis Black!

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

I thought someone was going to get hot Fourth of July sexy sex. =(

[QWERTYCommander]

Crap, I wanted to do a The Room joke. And now a metric fuckton of other people beat me to it.

[SumWunGye]

Lol, he walks to the door with his money halfway out his wallet, like "Oh, I DEFINITELY want to pay.......wait, who the hell is this guy?"

[Rover360]

SESTOSTERONE!!!!

[TomSka]

Haha, I recognised Greg in a split second.

[HectorL360]

thats exactly how it happens.

[thegreatSheldon]

Oh hai Mark?

[MrVulgaris]

@thegreatSheldon No... was that really him?

[pleasedontask]

@thegreatSheldon sestosterone?

[loaaarrr]

@thegreatSheldon He did NAAAHT!

[Crazy56U]

@thegreatSheldon Now all we need is Tommy Wiseau, huh?

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

It's funny cause its true.

Well less funny more sad.

[mseales]

You know it's bad out there for the common man when the Free Money guy switched sides.

[johnbriggsmusic]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

[wtfalevel3]

lol free cash

[Xxslipknotguy13xX]

@flapjack2pancake not anymore

[jhonandafoolalien]

@flapjack2pancake hello Youtube, im not that viewer, so fuck ur ass up XD

[flairmonkey]

@jhonandafoolalien Not quite English yet, but getting there!

[jhonandafoolalien]

@flairmonkey thanks? ^^)

[GoreTorn16]

Pressing 7 is how I feel about the national debt.

[Demio8628]

Press 7 for bluhuhuhuh.

[RasdenFasden]

What a story Mork.

[Crob]

Good to see Ol' Greggy's gettin paid.

[1mcool]

democracy in action! duhduhduhhhhh

[ogggrez]

Hey Mark!

[shellder11]

MARK?

[LyubenV]

Oh hi mark!

[peytonmanning1288]

I always knew Uncle Sam was siding with those Wall Street bastards!

[BumperSticker95]

All it needs is a weeping Statue of Liberty and it's perfect political satire.

[quenquent95]

The only problem with this joke : If you're not American you can't understand it.....

[crane9443]

/watch?v=MR5ypdeskaQ

Oh yea!

[TheAquamanTom]

This is how I feel every year after the fireworks.

[VenomFro]

Ohohoh political allegory. 5sf, you card you

[Musicjoe11]

“Quick lets get out of here, they’ll never find where we’re going, Wall Street!”

[flashmate99]

srsly wat?

[TheD415]

America, FUCK YEAH!

[NaveNinja]

Oh hi, Mark!

[ZackBarzahd]

A shame that this is what actually happened to America :(

But this is funny <D

[DKnuerr]

I'm not sure, but I think the fact that Greg Sestero The Room is in the tags, I'd have to say, that's probably him.

[s1m0n5t3r]

yeah, i also thought it was greg sestero!!! where can i find out?

[Pizzachu1]

What's the history of the fourth of July?

[LuneyTune72]

Is that Greg Sestero, Mark from The Room, driving the car? 

[AzeJam]

The dude looks like Michael Bay. Different interpretation but still works?

[ROQFAN]

I thought 5 second films was going to make a 20 minute video from other skits that were shot on that door? :(

Funny video none the less though

[Mysterious0Bob]

Happy Thanksgiving you Americans.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

I did this to my neighbors

[1Iren2]

oh that 1 person missed the like button.

[XeDro98754]

Idiot! 

[link01111]

press 7 repeatedly

99 hit combo!

[NLhardcorebobNL]

Damnit, my browser froze again at the end.

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

Happy 4th of July America! But make sure you don't launch all your nukes in the fireworks.

[EpiclyInept]

lewis black... that is all...

[AndyWo91]

was that Greg Sestero?!?

[777Stitches777]

@AndyWo91 You must be joking, aren't you!?

[ZippyRagu]

Uncle Sam hasen't been too good since the civil war...

[FillyChee]

why does youtube cut off the video before it really ends? I didn't see or what happened at the end.

(true statement but I realize Uncle Sam may need me as a witness then...)

[pieman99901]

press 7

[dialF4flipit]

Oh hi Mark!

[TheTLTLHeadquarters]

Good old needy Wall Street douchebags teaming up with Uncle Sam again to keep the rich rich and the poor stupid.

[silentdre]

THERE IS NO SEVENTH SECOND IN THIS VIDEO. :o

[xP3t3]

@silentdre Gz for noticing a common youtube bug

[epicKiipa]

@silentdre There's no balls in your ballsack either but no one write a comment about that on youtube.

[silentdre]

@epicKiipa Whoa bro, you need to calm down.

[de500ya]

"No no wait...i dont have time for this...">> Saved to watch later !

[rrcczz]

WHY IS IT 8 SECONDS?

[nazi8per]

@rrcczz Same reason why you are completely thick.

[LemonatoR32]

Happy Independence Day!!

[BazzTheBoss]

hahaha this might be the most policitally engaged 5 second film yet!

[QWERTYCommander]

@BazzTheBoss

Nah, that would probably be the one about Election Day.

[Sorajosh]

Uhmm I don't get it. xD

[Shteve]

@Sorajosh You are a retard.

[Sorajosh]

@Shteve Why?

[Shteve]

@Sorajosh Because you don't get the joke.

[colenbrak]

Uncle Sam talks like a bitch

[SamTheShamAndTheCat]

First.



[RealyAwkwardSilence]

this video states the truth...