Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

[NativeAlternative]

I'm astounded anyone would think a news organization would seriously call themselves 'The Onion'. I hope these people don't go into marketing...or in fact get any job that requires some kind of responsibility

[SkateBoard131]

Lmfao

[Alien3976]

Funny lol

[TomLokrendis]

LMFAO!! Clearly these people have horrible sex lives ..

[juliolilman]

0:19 and 0:25 was the best part

[hegemoniuspiper]

america is going down, it's loosing touch with reality

[Barnac3752]

The young guy with the glasses is a virgin, and these fuckin idiots dont know GTA. A mission where u have to avoid eye contact with ur wife? WTF!!

[pablolpz]

@Barnac3752 lol u r dumbbbbb stoopiiid

[McKaylaMassacure]

Seriously..

[merryalis]

@rangersthebest999 lol me too

[airsoftdepot1]

I would bet every cent i have that all of them are virgins

[colum2011]

1:04 - 1:14, the greatest part!

[random3792]

There's lodes of love in the world

[rangersthebest999]

i am 10

[shee2sexxy1]

i love onion news

[MrSgtcobra]

I watched it when I was 11 I'm now 19 hate porn now

[TheFreestylektm]

Lady talks a load o shit someone tell her to get a grip

[Trisscarro]

dear people, we get it it's fake, it's mentioned about 10 more often than needed to.

[SuperFunnypuppy]

fapped*

[SuperFunnypuppy]

I know it's a satire but I capped when I was 11

[joeoftheawesome]

So sex is not supposed to be fun... I guess it is a very painful experience

[cyy8837]

scaring kids eh

[Kman420z]

Omf ther more fucked up then porn

[Heatherishotas]

God is a faggot, sex is all good. I fuck my sister on a daily basis, what's god gonna do bout that? Nothing? Exactly! All you people who think sex is wrong, shut up.

[LittlePikachu]

@Heatherishotas Welcome to satire dumbfuck

[cdbrag]

That was hellarious

[Dubbamike215]

Its a god damn web series. Get off their dick about this.

[Rock3r66]

I actually agree with everything they said. It's true. I've never had an orgasm -.- and love dosnt exist. I don't even love my parents -.-

[ghjiop23]

@Rock3r66

lol kids trying to be cool

[GodOfTheInternets]

@Rock3r66

Pre-teen angst, lol.

[KittiesInSweaters]

"There is no love in the world, there is only pain."

I have a feeling all of these people did not have an enjoyable first time, and are exaggerating very much.

[chocolatehippocool]

Oh my god I'm dumb I was wondering if this was a joke until I saw onion news in the corner of the screen ...-_-

[111fireblast]

Can't believe it's not fox

[Skerr27]

431 people need to get over themselves

[fredsux100]

Are these people fucking crazy. I'm pretty sure that fat bitch has never had sex, and just jealous of it. I bet none of these guys never watched porn or fucked. There all just jealous, so they're making ecxuses of it

[Taraalcar]

@fredsux100 You're either trolling or stupid

[PunkGrl199]

what the hell? I don't think this is 100% real...

[dandaman62]

@PunkGrl199 that's because it isn't.

[Kofister]

How will she know if killing a hooker is time consuming ..

[ILuvShaneYaw]

This us a spoof right? They wouldn't really show this would they?!

[beloon1970]

"There is no love in the world. Only pain" not a more true statement has ever been said.

[diptdipt]

In all this game, the devil is losing and at the end will be accused of everything because he is just a scapegoat and GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form, following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil because he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!

[dalvarad87]

and they fall asleep with their hand in their vagina

[sullykillsully]

wait this is a joke right cuz i wouldnt be surpized if this was real

[KFMmax]

this is soo dumb...

[ACisAustralian]

Dear morons who think these people are being serious,

Google Onion News and wake up to yourselves.

Sincerely, people with brains.

[e36maf3]

@ACisAustralian We should stop telling them and let them think it's real., lol.

[RisedBehindYou]

SEX!!!hellll yeahhh!!

[randomD777]

these people are so alone and depressing that emos were really happy in comparison

[JessibooLez]

Lmao they are supposed to be adults but yet they are lying to us????!!! Sex is fun and enjoyable. It's amazing. How should it not be tht way? Dumbasses.

[DRUNKINASSASSIN1]

All u bitches in the video are fucking stupid

[mustbeMBLAQ]

Uhh.....LMFAO!

poor guys never had an orgasm.

[MitchhJohn107]

If sex is shameful and embarrassing then it's obvious that their virgins themselves.

[buzzkill992]

I'm 11 he'll ya just got done jacken off

[dawnie30080]

And he probably hasn't gotten anything to experience anything :)

[dawnie30080]

O.o that dude needs to stfu for real -_-

[cocothekitteh]

Lmfao!

[Lockon52]

Lol I do hope there not serious, if they are then they are complete idiots

[fredcool12qw]

thy make it sound like sex is painfull and isnt neccerary it is 1 plus children begin to watch pornorgraphy at the age at 13/14 its curosity if it feels as good as ur hand then of course they expect it to be enjoyable

[moleman40000]

half the fun of onion videos is the challenged kids writing comments

[BadGroundBand]

@moleman40000 true, but your sentence structure is just as terrible

[moleman40000]

@BadGroundBand :(

[DubStepFORLif3Bro]

Killing whores is fun. :D

[TheJP3372]

Comments below mine and eventually above mine will probably have low IQ and believe onion news. But this shit is FUNNY XD

[minicelebs101]

Wow y'all is retarded I'm 12 and I don't think any of that and alot of boys in my class have smacked girls butts and made out and some try to have sex (guys) butt I know sex is painfull you dingbats yes some guys have ended up trying to have sex with me I don't let them I will let them wip out there wanker then I stop them

[moleman40000]

@minicelebs101 i.. what 12?

[swedisagnostic]

@minicelebs101 Seriously, are you trolling??

[SneakingUpFromBehind]

@minicelebs101 HAHA WHAT?! I CAN'T BREATHE

[XWarthongX]

haha wow I can't believe how many of you idiots think this is real

[goodsk88]

These peolpe are depresing ive been playing grand theft auto since it came out iwas brob 11 or some thin (im 16) and i dont wabt to kill a hooker wtf? And sex is awsome by the way

[hispanicavatar]

Wtf? Sex is love dumbassz just if ur married

[Cheezebuiscut]

*lol porn is wat i meant i made that whole speech & messed it upp lol itz ok though cuz like i said NO 1's PERFECT!!

[Cheezebuiscut]

WOOOW so there saying sex is SHAMEFUL god wouldnt give us sexual organs if that was true Bcuz thatz how we got here & u stpid idiots PIRN WASNT DEVELOPED PURPOSELY 4 KIDZ ANYWAY!!DUUH y would FUKN PORN STARS make videos 2 teach CHILDREN that sex is "embarrasing & shameful"i hate people that think there so "perfect"sex is not shameful so shut up cuz u wouldnt b here

[awesomeMproductions]

This is fake its from TheOnion lol

[DnBastard]

I wanted to say something funny but they already said it in the video.

[tjb2693]

it's funny because it's true

[mrappleman6191]

'I've never experienced that' LOLLLL

[NDNguitarguy]

Love how they all talk about this but they probably are still virgins. How do they expect porn companies to tell their consumers who pay them that it is dangerous and shameful.

[jp79522]

How is sex shameful and embarrassing?!

[Kingnestor517]

Lol hilarious

[bringerofdarknesdoom]

R tjey retarded

[g3tsyko71]

@bringerofdarknesdoom ARE* you?

[Eminemnigglet]

Isn't it suppose to be :P

[Aratimb]

Basically what they are saying is "I couldn't never please the opposite side of sex" or "I have never had sex" can't believe those miserable people who know nothing about anything.... fucking emo virgins

[fongwongchew]

@Aratimb

You realize this is satire, right?

[TheSuperAdamsFamily]

If u are an adult u would find sex fun

[vlogifiers]

You fat

[dudeface17101998]

Lol it doesnt show you the emotions of murdering whores lol fail

[DancingPnguin]

Their talking about Grand Theft Auto made me go

8D

And now I'm going to go play it again. :D

[xXSPiTFiR3]

piece of shit asshole

[xXSPiTFiR3]

your a fuck up.

[Nocturnalux]

"There is no love in the world. There is only pain"

[crazyshit8]

Sex is awesome :D

[Ignore14]

Finally a news network that gets it! Many people don't realize that murdering whores is all fun and games until you have to hide the remains, shit gets difficult.

[falquot3]

Their friggin noobs...

[scorch946]

Totally fake,no news reporter says their super sorry they can't be there. Lmao

[charlesnotprince]

So I'm not the only one living an empty, pointless and sexually ungratifying existence.

[az44202]

Or maybe don't show it at all...

[Urindunk]

It's true. It' very time-consuming to kill a whore and especially to get rid of the body.

[FableKey]

Hehehe they said.... Porn

[BGGAndSGSunny]

Omg I was thinking about putting your hand in a vagina and then I was thinking omg that's so gross

[multimusicgirl009]

So immature

[thetreehugger360]

Hehe, they said.........sex. xD

[tyman6708]

HA HA. GTA SUCKS

[TheHockeyfan200]

Omg who ever put this stuff please don't send it to me

[Jappermenu]

i am confused, is this trolling?

[AdmiralBetas]

@Jappermenu Depends on if YOU'RE trolling or not. If not, then yes, the Onion is a satirical news source.

If so, then it's Trollception, and we need to go deeper.

[RogueEloquence]

Porn is great for the imagination :) and

Ew what kinda loser above the age of 12 still plays grand theft auto nowadays if I'm gonna blow a guy while gaming he better be playing a real game like GOW or RE or MK lol

[jassontheblack2788]

porn is a necessity....

[ScrewSDK]

No love only pain... Maybe for you old fuckers, I love sex... Nothing better then getting a blowjob while playing grand theft auto.

[drjonasson19]

@ScrewSDK Clearly the old fuckers understand satire

[bettawitsinging]

W...T...F

[Dannnneh]

School should teach sex ed in third grade. And show a porn movie.

[CptPsyborg]

@Dannnneh I had mine in fourth, I think. Pretty much the same. I remember it was really fun, because it was like an entirely new world opened up, even if I had watched some porn earlier. The idea that it would damage kids is just retarded and I feel really sad when I hear that some countries either don't have it at all, or when they're teenagers. Sigh u__u

[AtaraStar]

Have they every wondered if they're doing it wrong?

[tekdekman]

Im weak,  there funny

[tekdekman]

Sexxx! Is the shitttt wat yall tlkn bout

[SkeptikProductioN]

I have one question... Is this fake??

[thebatman101069]

@SkeptikProductioN The Onion is a satire news organization...what do you think?

[CptPsyborg]

@SkeptikProductioN No, it's not. It's called "comedy".

[mike1o0]

According to this sex isn't fun or exciting hmmm wtf?

[CptPsyborg]

@mike1o0 ...You really didn't notice that it's a skit?

[mike1o0]

@CptPsyborg o lol i dint kno



[xXjmn0xX]

Virgins these days saying sex isn't fun lol I love my girlfriend and we had sex before

[qweertyasd]

I am a child and love when grown women stroke my rooster derp.

[dyl40011]

It's amazing how the obese one knows soo mus

[tsdavis07]

Never had an orgasm dude?... So sad

[The321dick]

I took it series, then saw it was the onion

[pacemaker2point0]

I LOVE all the stupid, uneducated fucks who comment here and don't know what satire is.

[xxfantomthiefxx]

Picking up prostitutes is a nerve-racking experience- LMAO

[rmpumper]

lol, so many noobs over here don't have a clue what TheOnion is.

[Mikeybetts]

after watcing this, i went to watch porn, i could see the hate, fear and disgust in the faces of every porn star in the orgy... a truly terroble experience

[gemstar102]

It's either this is fake or they are mentally retarted. Sex is all about love! Well supposed to be anyway

[ZKxboxCLAN]

...this is extremly retarded.... trolling?

[kameillakittycat]

don't know anything about this bus i was lol-ing threw the hole thing couldn't stop laughing!

[PerchickSpore]

1:47 i couldn't stop laughing xDDDDD "the emotional side of murdering whores" XDDDDD LMAO!!!

[Karanshashwatsinha]

Everybody loves porn

[TheSavinator10]

If you said call of duty ,,see you in hell mother f*****

[syverudsm13]

That was fake... Look at upcoming article @ end of video. And " he is gone because of some stuff I'll tell you about l8r!!!" what message r they sending??? And there is porn @ beginning of video. Kids go on YouTube all the time!!!

[MrMark982]

Porn never messed up anyone I know

[mastersgta1]

"The game also doesn't teach you the emotional side of murdering a whole..."

wow, that's deep

[Anxta117]

I'm currently in a masturbation spree. Feels amazing once you get after the 5th orgasm but the crash afterwards sucks but wtf I'm HORNY!

[tomix6681]

I love porn

[Saiyza]

"Gratifying orgasms? I never experienced that in my life." Poor guy was stuck with the drag queens.

[DemonicaChica]

I came across a porn magazine when I was about 8 and I found it gross. Not because I was socially influenced to think it was shameful, I just found it gross. People shouldn't think sex is shameful, but it IS a private and very intimate act, and thus embarassing, for most people. And many young people feel forced, influanced by the sex-fixation in today's society, to do things they're not comfortable with. So maybe be a little careful showing porn to kids.

[CrazieTiffy]

Sex IS fun.

[h0rnd0917]

Lmao porn fetishes; the week after scenes

[DanZeshan]

Lmfao wow this has got to be fake, jesus

[TitWarlord]

was that an actual porno in the beginning? or were they just the Onion actors?

[TheVodoo3]

sex is fun if you do it corectly

[ElongatedVowels]

@TheVodoo3 Spelling is fun if you do it correctly.

[Bloodwinter2]

lol it is tru n who gives a fuck bout wat these people say

[cassie0sassie]

"98% of porn movies actually the actors having physically gratifying orgasims."

"I have never experienced that my entire life" -at that point I couldn't stop laughing my ass off xD

@PSPO72497 lol it's funny 'cause it's true :p

[PSP072497]

That fat bitch cant find a guy thats why

[GR33NGIANTZ]

Dude idk y ur taking it seriously this is the onion news...it's all fake skits it's like the early SNL

[k9gsd117]

What so sex isn't "exciting"..? Well, from my experience, it's the best feeling you'll ever get in your life!

[k3ls0cl4ncy2]

@k9gsd117

You seriously couldn't tell this was a comedy skit?

[soultrader7380]

"murdering a hooker and getting rid of her body is easy," "no its actually very time consuming" that made me laugh, I see the comedy is wasted on some of the idiots.

[TheMorphias]

Of course theres love in the world dumbass.

[phsycoblah]

xD this HAS to be a comedy skit! That, or these people have never had sex.....

[rushzful]

407 people have been duped into thinking that love is real.

[MrBangen2012]

That's a funny skit

[mackysplace]

Where's Clifford! I want Clifford

[74ravager]

Actually when you kill a hooker u get a star :(

[MrTROLLFINITY]

@MrDaNiggah ITS A COMEDY SKIT. why is it so hard for people to understand this?

[MrDaNiggah]

sex is fun and is completely normal nothing to be ashamed of and you idiots should go out more instead of talking about shit you clearly don't know.

[hagmouse]

@MrDaNiggah this is a comedy joke channel you fucking idiot

[SillyGayBoy]

@hagmouse Ha ha ha glad you can point that out. I can't believe how serious some people take stuff online.

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

this is so true.

[CatherineWatson1983]

No this video is sending out the wrong message and sex isn't shameful or anything they say but sex making love is beautiful among other good things!!!! DUH!!!

[RubyTiger18]

@CatherineWatson1983 Uh............you just ruined the point and the humor of the entire video :<

[SillyGayBoy]

@RubyTiger18 I just flagged her for spam.

[gothix114]

@CatherineWatson1983 Lol dumbass its a comedy skit. Feel stupid now?

[SkullcandifiedDj]

There is no love in the world, only pain.... *awkward silence*

[AllHailZeppelin]

"I have never experienced that in my entire life" =Þ

[chelsiesmiles182]

Virgins.

[kobechesse]

just as an insult to injury I played GTA 4 and watched porn after this...I'm depressed now for some reason