Geico Guido - Testimonial

[rdjgirl012]

Well I enjoyed this, and I didn't enjoy the comments. Maybe you guys should look at the comment video they made.

By the way your both stupid, theres no point in fighting on the Internet. :3 just saying.

[SuperNumber19]

I GREW UP WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS. XD

[JOSUE5401]

Whats a Guido??

[aliceeeejerseyyy]

lmfao no one form new jersey talks like that all those shows and crap. all those people orginate form new york.

[MrJackThompson]

calm down Al Pacino lol

awesome commercial.

[gisenberg]

wow this was so gay, guy don't even sound italian. get a real italian next time

[SuperNumber19]

@gisenberg clearly you never been to new york and new jersey or boston. cause THAT'S JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 i'm from new york you fuckin cock sucker and that's the worst impression i've ever heard. clearly you're not from new york or you'd know this. and people from jersey and boston sound like fucking idiots. do not even try and tell me what my accent sounds like you piece of shit

[SuperNumber19]

@gisenberg chill out you subhuman waste of sperm neanderthal with a keyboard who's daddy dickfed you his penis every morning growing up huh? so pissed off? lol

well listen internet tough guy faggot, I really don't wanna hear your gay fantasies of men sucking cock, and I tell you i'm a new yorker and that's how I talk your dad should've swallowed you bitch lol laters and enjoy you girly toddler tantrums motherfucker I hope you get hit by an SUV doing one one day. lol :)

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 i'll just let you know now every single "insult", if that's really the best you have, is completely unrelated to anything we were even talking about. plus, it's stuff kids would say back in like 8th grade maybe. are you still at that education level? pussy piece of shit, you're probably from like the midwest which wouldn't surprise me since you all are about 10 years behind new york by knowledge standards. jackass.

[SuperNumber19]

@gisenberg well just leveling too that faggot cock sucker mouth of yours. you wanna talk down on people lmfao? I type down what the fuck I THINK ABOUT You motherfucking sperm farting bitch. look at your profile.. every body fucking hates you.. this is your life? going online and talking to people like you made them. lmfao.. i'd happily fucking deck you across the face if you spoke to me like this in real life.. but I understand your shitty low self esteem.. and how you get online to troll.

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 sperm farting bitch? i'm glad you're really putting so much thought into your "insults" still. i'm glad everyone hates me on youtube, that's because i come on and be a dick to people cuz it's funny. my youtube, is not my life. you on the other hand, still don't seem to understand what you're actually saying. you'd happily deck me across my face? please come see me kid. please. PLEASE. i'm begging for it! come see me. as for calling me a homophobe? where am i being homophobic?

[SuperNumber19]

lmfao I SEE you're still running those shitty fucking shitstained fingernail fingers of yours, you self absorbed third class fucking rat. haha. get a job...and thank god you're jailbait it would look silly if a dangerous man almost 30 that weighs a hundred pounds more than you standing at six foot four bitchslaps an obese 12 yr old pussyfart that probably has never seen a vagina before in his life. I don't wanna end up in a cell with some guy named maria! anyways faggot merry xmas. :)

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 your posts are nothing more than a slew of run on sentences. you're 30? i'm 18 and i'd beat the living fuck out of you. not to mention i'm clearly more educated than you. you fuckin pussy little bitch. that's what pussies say when they're scared to fight, "i don't wanna go to jail" shut the fuck up. bensonhurst buddy. come see me. bye.

[SuperNumber19]

@gisenberg hold on a second motherfucker I'll make you email me your address in a bit.

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 you wanna come to my house so my family can kick the fuck out of your little spick ass too?

[SuperNumber19]

@gisenberg exactly you fucking nigger, you don't go online to try and be tough over the webbernet you disgusting piece of shit. you do it in person and now RESPOND TO MY EMAIL i'm dying to show you what a man two times your height weight and two times the violence can do in person. MAKE IT SNAPPY MOTHERFUCKER. spick? lmfao fucking gypsy nigger.

[gisenberg]

@SuperNumber19 i mean really. seriously there are so many things with your 2 posts i could go on forever about, but to sum it all up i think you're trying too hard to remember every insult you've been called in your life to try and say to me. maybe that's why they're irrelevant to me, because they were all said to you. but, you'd deck me in the face? your youtube is full of paintings. kid, you'd get fucking ROCKED.

[SuperNumber19]

and it's because you're fucking five foot, and a homophobe.. some day you'll get shot and too bad I aint' there to pee on your grave. :(

but then.. again you say none of my insults are relevant. when I calmly spoke to you in a friendly manner you fucking prissy faggot..ike I said. instead of being tough online and trolling people get a fucking job you cocksucker and qit being such a fucking vag, anyways you fucking gypsy wannabe italian peasant fuck. I got a life and a g.f to attend to lol bye.

[johnnylakis]

I still laugh when I see this! He would fit right in my neighborhood

[TheLonelyImmortal]

That guy is a good actor :)

[hobobum149]

OMG get a grip Mr."goalitaly0011" im half italian & irish & stu ameriCAN!!! get a life with the raping of the culture!!! life is to short to be a Chooooch!!! get over it... its a frigggggin joke!!!!!

[NewYorkProductions10]

hahaha . thats a bklyn guy for sure sounds like my father lmao

[imdaman0000]

theres a difference between italian americans and guidos

[screeven]

yea who cares really...

[KnuckleKnuts]

It's a joke. That's the problem with you guidos, no sense of humor.

[goalitaly0011]

This video is a horrible portrayal of Italian Americans. Its a shame that even Italian American think this is funny.

[STATUSthesleepers]

its a joke man fangooooo

im italian i dont care

[goalitaly0011]

First Fangooo isnt a word in Italian. The word you are looking for is derived from Vaffanculo. This is exactly the problem. Italian Americans are our own enemy. The problem is you don't care. Its horrible that you disgrace your heritage like this.

[STATUSthesleepers]

its just slang man cool your panties

[LeBateauRimbaud]

Right on. They're so ignorant they can't even curse properly! These so-called "Italian-Americans" should learn something about their heritage/culture and stop endorsing this negative stereotypical bullshit. Instead of the Sopranos, they should try watching a Fellini film. They are their own worst enemies and an embarrassment to our culture.

[ArcticGTS]

Lol guidos.

[Gotti2069]

He sucks, probably not even Italian.

[thetenderloins]

Gotti2069 is right, he does suck and partially because he is not italian (probably), and partially bc he just sucks. Gotti 2069 is probably all italian and definitely does not suck.

[Gotti2069]

I like you for that. Yes, I'm Italian. Truly, Brooklyn born. This guy on the ad is trying to be a Mafioso, Ha. I'd sell him insurance, so he doesn't get hurt. Much.

[RocStarr913]

I am Italian and I find this hilarious. Awesome job! :-)

[IlianVelev]

you suck

[LeVoixNoire]

haha really people? listen im italian too. stop getting all sensitive b/c people make fun of stupid assholes that happen to have the same ancestry as u. btw, italian is not a race. i live in the most italian town in america and there are thousands of these types of shit heads walking around and i cant stand them. so fine be proud to be italian but take it easy. anyone who acts like that, regardless of nationality deserves to be made fun of.

[guidobambino]

what town is this?

i am also italian, and i cant stand these morons who pretend to be italian but act more like wanna-be inner city thugs...except whiter

[rps1122]

there's 2 kinds of people in the world. Italians and wannabes. And to the wannabes I say "vaffanculo".

[omfgwtf911]

lol im from union nj too that shit wuz tight. cuz it showed u a real guido

[Ilovegirlfights2]

like it not they get good looking girls. I guess all that BS about women wanting conversation skills and sensitivity goes out the door when they see a six pack big bicepts and greasy hair

[xJessie181x]

nah. He looks like a guinea. Definitely Italian.

[thetenderloins]

thanks! im actually british! im an actor though, so thats a compliment. so except for the racial slur, thanks!

[stealth423]

You think jersey is bad , see staten island

[superstudjock]

I cant stand people from new jersey they are fucking stupid, baddabing baddaboom your ass back there and stay the fuck away from New York.

[soniccastaldo]

werd fuck jersey

[industrialfan71]

Could not have said it better myself! I love the sign that says "NJ welcomes safe drivers" - yeah, because NJ doesnt have any safe drivers!!! If NJ blew up I dont think anyone would give a shit.

[ChumpChange91]

NJ would like to say they wudn't want yur pussy asses in the state anyways.

You don't like us, then fuck off

[DeItaliano412]

thats pretty good

[TheItalian42]

I don't get what's with all the jersey hatin

[hollyoholic555]

NEW JERSEY IS FUCKING AWSOME BITCHES :P

jersey shore is where the real guidos at

[minerfrank]

New Jersey is a cesspool of filth and obnoxious people. I agree with you on the second part, the Jersey Shore is indeed where the "real guidos at." Unfortunately, that's why you can't take your children there anymore. Guidos have ruined every boardwalk and beach from Sandy Hook down to Wildwood. They fight, use foul language, drink in public and vomit all over the place, ride around in cars with the radio so loud that it rattles buildings, and cause a general nuisance.

[CCampLI]

The real Guido's came from Brooklyn, New York.

Once again, New Jersey tries to be New York and can't.

[LoveForMe]

I've lived in New Jersey all my life and I have to say: "I just live here." Guidos make me ashamed of my Italian ancestry.

[orduni90]

why do they make u ashamed of ur ancestry? u want Italians to act like white ppl or fuckin moolies?! Italian ppl are better than ANY race of ppl livin in America!!

[LoveForMe]

No race is better than the other.

[orduni90]

yeah, thats what u think!

[LoveForMe]

That's what I know.

[FutureStudy]

why don't they act tempered, calm, intelligent, and smart?

[Caligula138]

your cool...

[hollyoholic555]

i honestly dont remember writing this, i hate guids i wanna pop a light bulb in a guids mom's pussy lol

[ihatemath2696]

look the fuck out

[feetysock]

Yeah Jersey is great, From dirty Newark, to the whores in Atlantic City LOL . We got the Devils, we got nets, we got the New york giants and jets ohh boy i cant believe the real estate isnt double.

[bigart1993]

Hey homos, Jersey is the wealthiest state in the US! Do a Google search on it! Also it only stinks on the Turnpike. The rest of the state is green and clean. That's why it's called the Garden State you morons! Half you dimwitts never even been over here so STFU!!!

[Italiasalbion]

I acted like that in grade school. They swatted me so hard, I thought I was gonna break in two!

[Stans27]

thats NOT a REAL Guido, as us NY/NJ folks really know !

[lecriveuse]

some guidos are little hotties. >:) look da fuck out! lol

[feetysock]

i live 5 minutes from jersey and it does smell, its new yorks garbage.

[feetysock]

y does jersey smell so bad??

[xprettyricky23x]

jersey doesnt smell... have u ever been here?

[zycan]

cuz jersey is the toilet of NYC.....hahahah jk

[dkateeb]

new jersey sucks! shithole

[madmikeastoria]

Why does everyone think this is some thing to do with NJ.you people are watching to much Soprano's...Us Guidos are EVERYWHERE!!

[TheNarfmaster]

Just 3 stars?! I guess you have to be from Jersey to appreciate that.

[ImperialMindsProds]

This Commercial is entertaining!

[meanie5470]

yea thats some north Jerz shit right there ha

[ihatemath2696]

look out. LOOK THE FUCK OUT!

help, i gotta broad over here she needs help

uhhhm random italian stuff lol

[SwatAlpha]

look out! LOOK THE FUCK OUT!

[parosite]

go see the facebook group called GINO HUNTER way too funny

[bhbhbhlozer]

look the fuck out

[TheSwizzo]

dude aint no real italian. pfff

[XxoAl3XoxX]

dude he looked italian to me

[Boghman22]

Ghettoian

[tragomichael]

lmfao Guido Ginny

[swervndaburbn]

WATCH THE FUCK OUT!! lmao wow sal is the shit

[funkypost]

Sal......AYYYY! Much f - ing betta then that fag Little Richard........

[JosephMCobery]

YOU IDIOT!!!!

[LoveForMe]

I'd like to see more of 'Sal', he's very amusing. ^_^

[SaniTizzer]

unbeleavable i could accually mistake that for the real thing

5*****

[RegoLeo]

hahaha hilarious

[Megatone65]

It almost was good, she is too close to him,and to far from camera

[miketallica]

He's sitting too close to her

[KevMoh06]

exactly

[utubeutube2000]

we did that on purpose. the guido character is invading her personal space.

[rocket881]

the hand slap made it.. great stuff

[HaoSci]

Something is not right...

[AntiHateTaskForce]

this is so ofensive if youtube has any decency this will be removed

[Geohde]

lol. YOUR GAY!

[missvicious666]

hahahaha offensive to what?

[AntiHateTaskForce]

Offensive to Christians, dumbfuck!

[missvicious666]

hahah yeah alright whatever. this is how life/society is. people are ignorant. ignorance can be funny. DEAL with it.

[AntiHateTaskForce]

I'm sorry about how Rachael Doyle has been acting. I've taken over her account, so she won't be acting retarded anymore (at least not on youtube)

[Caligula138]

i hope your being sarcastic... if not your a douche...

[WinslowRollins]

stop being so sensitive, the shyt is funny. especially his first line accompanied with the slap on the table. classic.

[CAUZEFEKT]

i love how people feed into this stereotype of italians. myself being italian, im embarrassed most of the time.

guidos = half fags

[Geohde]

it doesnt offend me, i think its funny too but. yeah guidos of half fags.

[DAWS92892]

HAHA! look out!!! look the fuck out! I GOT A BROAD IN HERE, SHE NEEDS HELP!!

[xMissAlison]

he's pretty funny(:

[GuidoSabatino]

thiz is so great

[positron69]

wikked SOMBODY HIRE THESE GUYS

[jugs4popin]

Hey watch the Fuck out! lol

[demerc]

so how would they say it?

[demerc]

this guy is italian. plenty of italians look hispanic and vice versa.

[ohmygoditsjudy]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

[yosk8er45]

ha ha

[DeItaliano412]

i guess

[godfata92]

Naples all the fuckin way

[godfata92]

this was fuckin funny

[Holmesymom]

LOL this video rulessssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssssssssss

[dsutari]

Good setup...but needs more dialouge...a few cliches don't cut it..

[Sparks31789]

look out...look the fuck out !!

[iappaman]

are those the italians in america?ahahahhah lol,now i understand why you have so many sterotipies...fucking south italy!(the shit come all from there...).

[giallosv]

vaffanculo!!!! viva la sicilia

[xirideakinkx]

fuck you northern italian lick my sack milan smells like shit..VIVA LA SICILIA

[phatgirl522]

get the hell outta here puttana

[phoenix11364]

Awesome!!!

[allinall26]

Holy shit ! Thats my aunt !

Her accent is much thicker than usual however.

[AboveTheSoil]

Look the FUCK out!

[burntwist14]

thats not a guido just an stereotypical italian american... more of a ginny... guido's are the whole growin up gotti kids

[BronzeLats]

Wrong, that is a Guido stereotype. Many young bucks only relate Guido's to the Hotti boys, but overall, Guidos stereotype goes back to greasers in Brooklyn and Jersey. They are the original guidos. Then it shifted to the 70's disco jocks. From there, it went to the 1980's Guidos who mostly wear workout clothes. Now days, Guidos are seen most as the Hotti boys.

[emileetracy]

wow.

[wildchildowner]

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair!

[SnipinRedneck]

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[cykloid]

Burn in hell

[70sstar]

Times must be hard for Andrew Dice Clay. He's now doing commercials for Geico. I bet that green geico is pissed. Funny video.

[burntwist14]

andrew dice clay isn't italian he's jewish

[Eleazar73]

Yup. Andrew Clay Silverstein.

[PollyUnsaturated]

Even lower than that, "he's" in Geico youtube spoofs! LOL

[fruitjuice35]

GOD DAMN AWFUL

[robust80]

You guys should watch that video by robust70. That guy is freakin nutts dude.

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[stmanser]

oh.. im sorry.. did i miss something?

[JODIMA101FHYR]

That was soooooo funny

[Eliseogf]

lol

[xesiria]

I like him

[Jacenta1]

lmfao dat was funny...I liked dat guy.

[MacVanLee]

debilny film !! !!

[jeanfutbol]

esta mierda es una cagada pedazo de MARICOS raspa palos

jajaj

[heemlo]

gasp, "fuck" in a commercial? is that why i havent seen on tv?

[apple5596]

search lunchladyland (NO SPACES) and watch the first video!!

[silusia]

Bardzo beznadziejne

[wickedawesomefilms]

Sal keeps texting me about the Yankees closing in on the Red Sox. YES. I AM SCARED SAL! YOU ASS!

[reipp88]

goood!!! see also " anomali a barcellona"

[carpen2]

horrivel

[fishgelf]

Cool-btw-found a great site that ranks the 50 funniest videos on youtube each week-called b50v com-great site

[nesspt247]

Sal is hilarious, man you're gonna get discovered you should be doing comedy

[ichbinderlalamann]

Please check "Lalamann Tribute" and comment it! but watch it till the end please!

[gottalobeit]

if you want to see funny videos, search 'dewvein'. HIS STUFF IS HILARIOUS!!

[jrsiciliano]

haha good guido comedy...if you want MORE FUNNY SHIT like this, check out my vids!

[PinkMangoes5]

I want pasta

[flavaflame]

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[DawnZinFL]

I think it's hilarious!  LMAO

[ven0erika]

stupid

[blacktrident]

Hilarious!

[kevinbrueck]

Hey forbiddenlove04,

Maybe if you had more to offer the YouTube community besides your "favorite" Linkin Park and Korn videos your comment would mean something. This video is hysterical!! So go jerk off to a picture of Mike Shinoda.

[cleverclips]

Love it!

[kircherangel]

Hillarious but I don't think this is a stretch in acting--this guy is perfectly italian. I love it!