I called them for help with the IRS. They cursed at me, gave my number to numerous 1800 Robot Call Machines, and shortly after giving them my address, "someone" pushed over my garbage pail! What is wrong with these people?!
I don't trust anyone that sits in a chair sideways and tries to look at you from a defensive posture! Sit straight LOL and don't sit sideways and look like someone guilty of some crime! His media consultant should be FIRED!
My goodness, this guy can afford more commercial airtime than anyone else. I see this advertisement more than any other. It is played on CNN at least 30 times a day, if not more.
I think people like this should be locked up. So I pay all of my taxes faithfully yet the same dregs of society can get a pass because of swine like this?
I personally get a kick because he looks like the cleaned up twin of my neighbor - imagine this guy with no beard trimming, uncut toenails and unkept hair. Throw in a stack of cigarettes and you have my neighbor the human chimney. My gf calls him Red Shrek
@Zaners Fucking lol. Ikr? I had a Skyrim video paused in another tab and while I was watching this video (just to laugh), I thought my Skyrim video started playing again.
Damn, do you also have a "slim Euro version of Lara Croft" (Fitness - Fast death workout) in the "up next" column on the end of this vid? How is that related? Not like I was sorry about being linked to it.
AH shave off that beard it looks horrible!
TheHumanKeyboard 1 week ago
I called them for help with the IRS. They cursed at me, gave my number to numerous 1800 Robot Call Machines, and shortly after giving them my address, "someone" pushed over my garbage pail! What is wrong with these people?!
uberhalo3 2 weeks ago
only quads can kill the tax master
dalektaliban 2 weeks ago
ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT HIM
jedihunter176 3 weeks ago
ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE TAX MASTER!!!!!!!!!
You better get rolling.
MrJonnyisthebest 4 weeks ago
Taskmaster: I can help with taxes too! Remember, anything I see YOU do, I can do to.
MrDaCheat 1 month ago
Secret Move!
Sword of the IRS!
I can see through that!
IMMAOILMAN 1 month ago
If the tax business doesn't work out, he can always start Beard Masters. That's one epic beard.
FoneArc 1 month ago
YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT!
illDiology 1 month ago
Please don't contact me. I'm not ready for this.
abcdefh1992 1 month ago
thumbs up for his beard
xCh34pShOtx 1 month ago
My cat loves this guy
melonofwater1 1 month ago
has anyone seen the snl skit where that guy has a twin brother on the other side of his head¿
eeee2611 2 months ago 2
if you haven't filed taxes for years then you should get whatever the gov't throws at you. if i have to pay mine you pay yours!
angelsgurl 2 months ago
I don't trust anyone that sits in a chair sideways and tries to look at you from a defensive posture! Sit straight LOL and don't sit sideways and look like someone guilty of some crime! His media consultant should be FIRED!
stupidcantbefixed 2 months ago
Patrick Cox is Chuck Norris' cousin.
TheSterTubeNEW 2 months ago 8
TAXMASTER PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Zaners 2 months ago
OMG SOMEONE DO THIS WITH THE TASKMASTER THEME FROM UMVC3 PLAYING. (Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3)
darkfoxs1 2 months ago
This guy is a prick
thejumbalia 2 months ago
quints get!
Reack94 3 months ago
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Dethnus 3 months ago
he treated me fairly and with respect
funChick84 3 months ago 22
@funChick84 and called me the day after the night before
TheMattofG 2 weeks ago
Teehee... Pat Cox
FlyingWalrus0124 3 months ago
My goodness, this guy can afford more commercial airtime than anyone else. I see this advertisement more than any other. It is played on CNN at least 30 times a day, if not more.
djmopa 3 months ago 2
Most over played commercial.
genestarwindjf80 3 months ago
Dubs get!
KimKilledPacho 3 months ago
He could have been anything he wanted to be....
jb60135 3 months ago
IN A WORLD WHERE THE TAX MASTER RULES THE EARTH... ONLY QUADS WILL STAND UP T THE CHALLENGE.
cautionthisissparta 3 months ago
PATRICK COCKS
dusthillguy 3 months ago
his beard has conquered empires
Charlz850 4 months ago
i can't imagine anything or anyone more stiff than this man...every time i see this commercial i laugh
eveniceve 4 months ago
GINGER!
3hree6ix 4 months ago
Call now, Taxlord.
kalamari13 4 months ago
Pat Cox is the tax master..
SarcasticWino 4 months ago
ALL BOW DOWN TO TEH TAXMASTER
SigeruGamer 4 months ago
4,444
pokeguy458 4 months ago
you cant fool me Chuck Norris I can see thru your clever disguise
jigglehomes 4 months ago
ben upton likes this video
ndfreak019 4 months ago
god damn IRS has no right to make me pay my taxes. I'm calling tax masters!
BustaNut0nY0u 4 months ago
this is my favorite commercial of all time
teameymelli1 5 months ago
Are you being derped?
JollyPirateDonu 5 months ago
Tax Master vs Chuck Norris.
dollysinn 5 months ago
Where's his neck?
Rudylikesfun 5 months ago
(what they do?)
(they smile in your faaace)
all the time they wanna take your place
the tax masters
(tax masters!)
gc3k 5 months ago
What's so funny?
pridak709 5 months ago
ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL GIGATAX MASTER
LuceoLeo 5 months ago
i thought this was a local commercial for years until i moved to atl lol
TheoryPictures 6 months ago
Chuck Norris in-breed brother.
Winterfang 6 months ago
I think people like this should be locked up. So I pay all of my taxes faithfully yet the same dregs of society can get a pass because of swine like this?
DMPolice 6 months ago
i wonder how many of the 72,572 views were actually looking for tax help, and not just looking for the taxmaster
islanderssuck1994 6 months ago 18
i wonder how many of the 72,572 views were actually looking for tax help, and not just looking for the taxmaster
islanderssuck1994 6 months ago
quads get
Aegianlulz 6 months ago
I personally get a kick because he looks like the cleaned up twin of my neighbor - imagine this guy with no beard trimming, uncut toenails and unkept hair. Throw in a stack of cigarettes and you have my neighbor the human chimney. My gf calls him Red Shrek
TheSomethington 6 months ago
he won't fucking blink
SpiritAgitate 6 months ago
Chuck Norris really let himself go.
PureMadness 6 months ago
I know somebody who worked with this guy for awhile. He said he is not very nice...
doctorseaweed2 6 months ago
LMAO I love the way he says Hello
SVROverlord 6 months ago
the music... he must be the one... HE WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
TheSexymobile 6 months ago
god... he's a bad ass
gman3440 6 months ago
anybody else notice this guy's name is pat r cox?
wonderboi94 6 months ago
THAT BEARD XD
KyleRamone99 6 months ago
no "hello, i'm patrick cox"?
DrSurprise 6 months ago
He appears a bit intimidating to me. He needs to consider doing only an audio commercial andcut out the background music.
chortride 6 months ago
He appears a bit intimidating to me. He needs to consider doing only an audio commercial.
chortride 6 months ago
Hello I'm Patrick Cox , Are you being audited.. I will EAT YOU TAXES
DarkprinX2500 6 months ago
The demonic taxmaster has returned!! Only 666 can kill him!
Sph1nxxY 6 months ago
Him!
MegaDrMC 7 months ago
The master of tax
TheMandanga 7 months ago
I'm offended every time I see this commercial on TV.
Why? Do a Google search for "Tax Master Scam" and you will understand why.
I can't believe TV stations still run this companies ads.
Perfectchi 7 months ago
They said I could be anything I wanted ...
So I became the Taxmaster.
newsradiohead 7 months ago
God, that's a badass beard.
BigTy3046 7 months ago
my uncle looks exactly like this guy
OwlHour 7 months ago
i can't stop laughing. this is a fucking commercial, and i can't stop laughing.
muffinmonkable 7 months ago
He doesn't blink, his forehead remains static, and nothing else moves on his body/face when he speaks.
SirEpicWinrar 7 months ago
He can't even blink!
turtlekicker 7 months ago
LOL
This is all over Chicago TV.
drainocleanser 7 months ago
Lol his name is ... Pat Cox
mmechill 7 months ago
poop
KronicL3g3nd 7 months ago
ONLY QUADS CAN DESTROY HIM
danev2001 7 months ago
whats the music to this video? I might have written it a long time ago....did you buy it off shockwave-sound?
Heifsin85 7 months ago
My god he moves his a lot it pisses me off for some reason because no one ever moves there head every 2 seconds like he does
reido123456789 8 months ago
king of the neckbeards
M45terMiNd 8 months ago
Pat Cox. hahahaha
travissayshello 8 months ago
TAX TAX TAX TAX XD
Ceza676767 8 months ago
look at his under chin jiggle
animalman1122 8 months ago
CALL US TODAY
GET STARTED TODAY
TAXMASTER SUPREMACY
ÓNLY QUADS ONLY QUADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
DPwatkykjy 8 months ago 19
Rolling for quads.
someguyoutthere110 8 months ago
did he blink at all?!
PCPFilmz 8 months ago
Is he the Nerevar?
The music in the background...he must be the One.
Zaners 8 months ago 3
@Zaners Fucking lol. Ikr? I had a Skyrim video paused in another tab and while I was watching this video (just to laugh), I thought my Skyrim video started playing again.
CommanderApache 5 months ago
what's with the scary ass music?
these niggas sound serious as fuck about defeating the IRS
eyk0i 8 months ago
These commercials make me depressed.
yahman35 8 months ago
DERP DERP DERP DERP!
DanielDumile 9 months ago
The tax master is unstoppable... He once got drunk and beat up Mister T and Chuck Norris.
Styxhexenhammer666 9 months ago
Nice eye contact.
GazrulezTV 9 months ago
i got here by typing "i am patrick"
devoidfrog 9 months ago
This is the worst ad on television. Absolutely terrible. He must not have a media professional working for him. Des he rouge his nose to make it red?
trwatson5825 9 months ago
TASKMASTER!
ViolinSnowKid 9 months ago
what is so funny
weasaldude 9 months ago
whatis so funny
weasaldude 9 months ago
whats is so funny
weasaldude 9 months ago
Damn, how far behind in your taxes for the IRS to show up at your house/Job!?!
kulaman 9 months ago
Dat facial hair.
RunLikaKenyaN 9 months ago
his beard is epic leave him alone
Cowman715 9 months ago
God, where can I find the music in the background?
guillo106890 9 months ago
OMEGA TAX MASTER IS REBORN, ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL THE OMEGA TAX MASTER
nembutals 9 months ago
die already... i cant see you anymore
WE WILL TRY QUINTS!
1Maverick1880 9 months ago
Only quads can destroy the taxmaster!!!!!!!
fedahlis 9 months ago
This is one god damn HD commercial . . . .
TheLeggio 9 months ago
tax master reborn!
dscimpkers 9 months ago
hahahaha
ThinkerMister11 9 months ago
check em
wetim99 9 months ago
We'll make sure they treat you fairly and treat you with respect.
CellarDoor06 9 months ago
I always wanted to be a taxmaster when i grew up
philisacoolguy 10 months ago
TAS MASTER
speeps84 10 months ago
22:22 GET
TheUltimateBox 10 months ago
The background music is like a "You lose" in a fantasy RTS. I kinda like it !
KethamBodds 10 months ago
The Taxmaster is Chuck Norris' greatest nemesis.
dollysinn 10 months ago
Patrick Cox is a badass.
Solitude102 10 months ago
Are you being derped?
cbiggs17 10 months ago
THE AMOUNT OF VIEWS PLEASES THE TAX MASTER!
Benrook88 10 months ago
Bring the quads!!!!!
tigab37 10 months ago
DAT BEARD
ScarletDestiney 10 months ago
TAX MASTER IS REBORN!
misterbread1 10 months ago
I wish my beard was that epic....
Foodisgood 10 months ago
i still think he's being held at gun point....
brainsaladsurgery1 10 months ago
I am Patrick Cox and I am NOT reading directly off a cue card.
JustinlovesGodalot 10 months ago
epic
mikedelgado8888 10 months ago
his beard isn't even that long. it's like stubble. his chins underneath just have the impression of a beard for the stubble to cover.
hannahhhhb 10 months ago
Call us today, we'll get started today
ludakriz84 10 months ago
Are you being audited?
Have you not filed tax returns for years?
Has the IRS come to your home or place of business?
The IRS will relentlessly pursue you for unpaid taxes.
I'm Patrick Cox, founder of Tax Masters.
ludakriz84 10 months ago
oh lawd that neckbeard
deadhardy 10 months ago
He looks like a berserker.
Zaners 10 months ago
The taxmaster is dead /b/rothers. Unscripted quints killed him.
xBLACKB1RD 10 months ago
9 people lost the game to the TAX MASTER!!
platan0 10 months ago
God damn this is awesome.
immeyouhe 10 months ago
HELLOOOO IM PATRIC COX. I'LL GET BETWEEN YOU AND THE IRS...THEN I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
EyMeng 10 months ago
FUCK YEAH, TAX MASTER!!!!
dnb127 10 months ago
ONLY 2X TRIPS CAN KILL ABSOLUTE SATAN TAXMASTER!
FarmerMcCool 10 months ago
DAT NECK BEARD.
iAmAwesomenessx 10 months ago
He should've wrestled against IRS in the WWF, it could have been an amazing feud.
LastoftheGeeks 10 months ago
This guy eats children.
Kuwaiti1990 10 months ago
Patrick R. Cox is Chuck Norris 's half brother... SEEE THE RESEMBLANCE!
metallica8deth 10 months ago
Kill it with Quints! Quints!!!!!
soulthrowbilly 10 months ago
Damn, do you also have a "slim Euro version of Lara Croft" (Fitness - Fast death workout) in the "up next" column on the end of this vid? How is that related? Not like I was sorry about being linked to it.
nintram 10 months ago
THE DEMONIAC TAXMASTER IS RETUNR !!! ONLY 666 CAN KILL HIM !
Nibelungenable 10 months ago
This commercial has been around since forever.
PandaSpice 10 months ago
THE TAX MASTER IS REBORN!!! ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL THE TAX MASTER!!
anonymous9333 10 months ago
lol
Ub3rSk1llz 10 months ago
That's some scary ass resident evil music lol.
IIIlllll 10 months ago
This is so painful to watch that I can't stop watching it.
xxpeniskingxx 10 months ago
Does he ever blink?
hark2e 10 months ago
He looks just like my boss. Unfortunately, my boss and this gentleman do not share the same facial hair :(
itsbankaibitch 10 months ago
only quads can kill the TAXMASTER!!!
xSONxOFxCALIFAS 10 months ago
IMA FIRIN MAH- accountant..
xSONxOFxCALIFAS 10 months ago
Taxmasters got me my life back. What more could I ask for?
bodies42099 10 months ago
Tax Masters rule!
Tanner3003 10 months ago
OH SWEET MERCIFUL INTERNET, ITS THE TAX MASTER!!!!!!!! QUADS HELP US ALL!!!!!!
Tanner3003 10 months ago
I'm also endorser of the Neckbeard National Asociation.
He could've had a great feud with IRS in WWF.
LastoftheGeeks 10 months ago
I'm also endorser of the Neckbeard National Asociation.
He could've had a great feud with IRS in WWF.
LastoftheGeeks 10 months ago
Taxmaster vs IRS in a No Hold Barred match. Book it!
LastoftheGeeks 10 months ago
TAX MASTER!!
jubulalau 10 months ago
Revive him!
seanThree16 10 months ago
If I could hug Patrick Cox, I'd die a happy man.
Technosaurex 10 months ago
tax master rule 34
Homebrand91 10 months ago
THE DEMONIC TAX MASTER HAS RETURNED
ONLY 666 CAN KILLHIM
schmidty506 10 months ago
They said I could become anything.....
SO I BECAME THE TAXMASTER
XxRandomxNamexX 10 months ago
that beard has quite a face
tapo 10 months ago
I hate this man solely because of the amount of times I see him on 4chan every day.
Ry0wn 11 months ago
OMG!!! TAX MASTER HAS SUMMONED!!!
GhostSigma 11 months ago
HE IS REBORN
TheFirl21 11 months ago
Fuck. I want that beard.
lagging199527 11 months ago
TYT
Westsalvation0052 11 months ago
I would totally have sex with this mans beard.
SergeantBowls 11 months ago
THE TAX MASTER HATH BEEN SLAIN AGAIN
patzta 11 months ago
PATRICK COCKS! TAXMASTER! BESTOW UPON ME MAGIC! I SUMMON THEE! MIGHTY MASTER OF TAXATION!
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 11 months ago
Patrick Cox
Empirestrikesbag 11 months ago