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  • AH shave off that beard it looks horrible!

  • I called them for help with the IRS. They cursed at me, gave my number to numerous 1800 Robot Call Machines, and shortly after giving them my address, "someone" pushed over my garbage pail! What is wrong with these people?!

  • only quads can kill the tax master

  • ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT HIM

  • ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE TAX MASTER!!!!!!!!!

    You better get rolling.

  • Taskmaster: I can help with taxes too! Remember, anything I see YOU do, I can do to.

  • Secret Move!

    Sword of the IRS!

    I can see through that!

  • If the tax business doesn't work out, he can always start Beard Masters. That's one epic beard.

  • YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT!

  • Please don't contact me. I'm not ready for this.

  • thumbs up for his beard

  • My cat loves this guy

  • has anyone seen the snl skit where that guy has a twin brother on the other side of his head¿

  • if you haven't filed taxes for years then you should get whatever the gov't throws at you. if i have to pay mine you pay yours!

  • I don't trust anyone that sits in a chair sideways and tries to look at you from a defensive posture! Sit straight LOL and don't sit sideways and look like someone guilty of some crime! His media consultant should be FIRED!

  • Patrick Cox is Chuck Norris' cousin.

  • TAXMASTER PRIDE WORLDWIDE

  • OMG SOMEONE DO THIS WITH THE TASKMASTER THEME FROM UMVC3 PLAYING. (Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3)

  • This guy is a prick

  • quints get!

  • QUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSG­ETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUAD­SGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQU­ADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGET­QUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSG­ETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUAD­SGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQU­ADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGET­QUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSG­ETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUAD­SGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQU­ADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGET­QUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSG­ETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUAD­SGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQU­ADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGETQUADSGET­QUADSGETQUADSGET

  • he treated me fairly and with respect

  • @funChick84 and called me the day after the night before

  • Teehee... Pat Cox

  • My goodness, this guy can afford more commercial airtime than anyone else. I see this advertisement more than any other. It is played on CNN at least 30 times a day, if not more.

  • Most over played commercial.

  • Dubs get!

  • He could have been anything he wanted to be....

  • IN A WORLD WHERE THE TAX MASTER RULES THE EARTH... ONLY QUADS WILL STAND UP T THE CHALLENGE.

  • PATRICK COCKS

  • his beard has conquered empires

  • i can't imagine anything or anyone more stiff than this man...every time i see this commercial i laugh

  • GINGER!

  • Call now, Taxlord.

  • Pat Cox is the tax master..

  • ALL BOW DOWN TO TEH TAXMASTER

  • 4,444

  • you cant fool me Chuck Norris I can see thru your clever disguise

  • ben upton likes this video

  • god damn IRS has no right to make me pay my taxes. I'm calling tax masters!

  • this is my favorite commercial of all time

  • Are you being derped?

  • Tax Master vs Chuck Norris.

  • Where's his neck?

  • (what they do?)

    (they smile in your faaace)

    all the time they wanna take your place

    the tax masters

    (tax masters!)

  • What's so funny?

  • ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL GIGATAX MASTER

  • i thought this was a local commercial for years until i moved to atl lol

  • Chuck Norris in-breed brother.

  • I think people like this should be locked up. So I pay all of my taxes faithfully yet the same dregs of society can get a pass because of swine like this?

  • i wonder how many of the 72,572 views were actually looking for tax help, and not just looking for the taxmaster

  • i wonder how many of the 72,572 views were actually looking for tax help, and not just looking for the taxmaster

  • quads get

  • I personally get a kick because he looks like the cleaned up twin of my neighbor - imagine this guy with no beard trimming, uncut toenails and unkept hair. Throw in a stack of cigarettes and you have my neighbor the human chimney. My gf calls him Red Shrek

  • he won't fucking blink

  • Chuck Norris really let himself go.

  • I know somebody who worked with this guy for awhile. He said he is not very nice...

  • LMAO I love the way he says Hello

  • the music... he must be the one... HE WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

  • god... he's a bad ass

  • anybody else notice this guy's name is pat r cox?

  • THAT BEARD XD

  • no "hello, i'm patrick cox"?

  • He appears a bit intimidating to me. He needs to consider doing only an audio commercial andcut out the background music.

  • He appears a bit intimidating to me. He needs to consider doing only an audio commercial.

  • Hello I'm Patrick Cox , Are you being audited.. I will EAT YOU TAXES

  • The demonic taxmaster has returned!! Only 666 can kill him!

  • Him!

  • The master of tax

  • I'm offended every time I see this commercial on TV.

    Why? Do a Google search for "Tax Master Scam" and you will understand why.

    I can't believe TV stations still run this companies ads.

  • They said I could be anything I wanted ...

    So I became the Taxmaster.

  • God, that's a badass beard.

  • my uncle looks exactly like this guy

    

  • i can't stop laughing. this is a fucking commercial, and i can't stop laughing.

  • He doesn't blink, his forehead remains static, and nothing else moves on his body/face when he speaks.

  • He can't even blink!

  • LOL

    This is all over Chicago TV.

  • Lol his name is ... Pat Cox

  • poop

  • ONLY QUADS CAN DESTROY HIM

  • whats the music to this video? I might have written it a long time ago....did you buy it off shockwave-sound?

  • My god he moves his a lot it pisses me off for some reason because no one ever moves there head every 2 seconds like he does

  • king of the neckbeards

  • Pat Cox. hahahaha

  • TAX TAX TAX TAX XD

  • look at his under chin jiggle

  • CALL US TODAY

    GET STARTED TODAY

    TAXMASTER SUPREMACY

    ÓNLY QUADS ONLY QUADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!

  • Rolling for quads.

  • did he blink at all?!

  • Is he the Nerevar?

    The music in the background...he must be the One.

  • @Zaners Fucking lol. Ikr? I had a Skyrim video paused in another tab and while I was watching this video (just to laugh), I thought my Skyrim video started playing again.

  • what's with the scary ass music?

    these niggas sound serious as fuck about defeating the IRS

  • These commercials make me depressed.

  • DERP DERP DERP DERP!

  • The tax master is unstoppable... He once got drunk and beat up Mister T and Chuck Norris.

  • Nice eye contact.

  • i got here by typing "i am patrick"

  • This is the worst ad on television. Absolutely terrible. He must not have a media professional working for him. Des he rouge his nose to make it red?

  • TASKMASTER! 

  • what is so funny

  • whatis so funny

  • whats is so funny

  • Damn, how far behind in your taxes for the IRS to show up at your house/Job!?!

  • Dat facial hair.

    

  • his beard is epic leave him alone

  • God, where can I find the music in the background?

  • OMEGA TAX MASTER IS REBORN, ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL THE OMEGA TAX MASTER

  • die already... i cant see you anymore

    WE WILL TRY QUINTS!

    

  • Only quads can destroy the taxmaster!!!!!!!

  • This is one god damn HD commercial . . . .

  • tax master reborn!

    

  • hahahaha

  • check em

  • We'll make sure they treat you fairly and treat you with respect.

  • I always wanted to be a taxmaster when i grew up

  • TAS MASTER

  • 22:22 GET

  • The background music is like a "You lose" in a fantasy RTS. I kinda like it !

  • The Taxmaster is Chuck Norris' greatest nemesis.

  • Patrick Cox is a badass.

    

  • Are you being derped?

  • THE AMOUNT OF VIEWS PLEASES THE TAX MASTER!

  • Bring the quads!!!!!

  • DAT BEARD

  • TAX MASTER IS REBORN!

  • I wish my beard was that epic....

  • i still think he's being held at gun point....

  • I am Patrick Cox and I am NOT reading directly off a cue card.

  • epic

  • his beard isn't even that long. it's like stubble. his chins underneath just have the impression of a beard for the stubble to cover.

  • Call us today, we'll get started today

  • Are you being audited?

    Have you not filed tax returns for years?

    Has the IRS come to your home or place of business?

    The IRS will relentlessly pursue you for unpaid taxes.

    I'm Patrick Cox, founder of Tax Masters.

  • oh lawd that neckbeard

  • He looks like a berserker.

  • The taxmaster is dead /b/rothers. Unscripted quints killed him.

  • 9 people lost the game to the TAX MASTER!!

  • God damn this is awesome.

  • HELLOOOO IM PATRIC COX. I'LL GET BETWEEN YOU AND THE IRS...THEN I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

  • FUCK YEAH, TAX MASTER!!!! 

  • ONLY 2X TRIPS CAN KILL ABSOLUTE SATAN TAXMASTER!

  • DAT NECK BEARD.

  • He should've wrestled against IRS in the WWF, it could have been an amazing feud.

  • This guy eats children.

  • Patrick R. Cox is Chuck Norris 's half brother... SEEE THE RESEMBLANCE!

  • Kill it with Quints! Quints!!!!!

  • Damn, do you also have a "slim Euro version of Lara Croft" (Fitness - Fast death workout) in the "up next" column on the end of this vid? How is that related? Not like I was sorry about being linked to it.

  • THE DEMONIAC TAXMASTER IS RETUNR !!! ONLY 666 CAN KILL HIM !

  • This commercial has been around since forever.

  • THE TAX MASTER IS REBORN!!! ONLY QUINTS CAN KILL THE TAX MASTER!!

  • lol

  • That's some scary ass resident evil music lol.

  • This is so painful to watch that I can't stop watching it.

  • Does he ever blink?

  • He looks just like my boss. Unfortunately, my boss and this gentleman do not share the same facial hair :(

  • only quads can kill the TAXMASTER!!!

  • IMA FIRIN MAH- accountant..

  • Taxmasters got me my life back. What more could I ask for?

  • Tax Masters rule!

  • OH SWEET MERCIFUL INTERNET, ITS THE TAX MASTER!!!!!!!! QUADS HELP US ALL!!!!!!

  • I'm also endorser of the Neckbeard National Asociation.

    He could've had a great feud with IRS in WWF.

  • I'm also endorser of the Neckbeard National Asociation.

    He could've had a great feud with IRS in WWF.

  • Taxmaster vs IRS in a No Hold Barred match. Book it!

  • TAX MASTER!!

  • Revive him! 

  • If I could hug Patrick Cox, I'd die a happy man.

  • tax master rule 34

  • THE DEMONIC TAX MASTER HAS RETURNED

    ONLY 666 CAN KILLHIM

  • They said I could become anything.....

    SO I BECAME THE TAXMASTER

  • that beard has quite a face

  • I hate this man solely because of the amount of times I see him on 4chan every day.

  • OMG!!! TAX MASTER HAS SUMMONED!!!

  • HE IS REBORN

    

  • Fuck. I want that beard.

  • TYT

  • I would totally have sex with this mans beard.

  • THE TAX MASTER HATH BEEN SLAIN AGAIN

  • PATRICK COCKS! TAXMASTER! BESTOW UPON ME MAGIC! I SUMMON THEE! MIGHTY MASTER OF TAXATION!

  • Patrick Cox