Sit and Fart in my Duck

[mechaart]

So the song is about a guy talking about something touching his private while Russian women have musky growth's and farting in a duck and his wife. Then he talks about having a hard on for someones mom and repeating it over again

I had tears from laughing so much.

[ddrstandard2008]

that poor duck ;.;

[TrishTragedy]

LOL kabouter plop, They say er zit een gat in mn dak, wich means theres a hole in my roof <-- im dutch so i know

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

Dick full? My need bang her hard

[randyownd]

i am dutch and im laughing my ASS OFF XD

[Nomeninja2]

and sit and fart in the duck :U

[52771195]

Translation (i'm not thet good in Englisch): Plop: This morning I woke up very early *la la lala lalaa P: I felt raindrops on my head * P: I looked up and then I saw * P: What was happening up there P: there was a hole, it was very big * P: And, through that hole there felt a nut * P: Then, there felt a branch on me * P: And also a very big bird-egg There is a hole in my roof! x2 I don't feel at ease There is a hole in my roof! x3 ... (does this prooves the innosence of the song?)

[MVillani1985]

@52771195 And the second verse is about him inviting his friend Klus over to fix it, how he worked and tinkered all day only to fall through the roof again after jumping up and down for joy.

[Maestrojosh87]

"Proper fleurghber"?

[megaton666]

At least they got one thing right. Russian cunts have musky growths.

[AiMerodi]

I think 0:18 summed up my immediate reaction the best.

[res20stupid]

What the fuck was I watching?

[ashapful]

bang her mum hahahah

[Joachim270392]

this makes no sense if you're dutch, still, its hilarious xD

[QueenWillNeverDie]

@Joachim270392 Inderdaad, ik heb het moeten bekijken zonder geluid, anders kon ik het niet lezen omdat ik de originele tekst hoorde xD

[Joachim270392]

@QueenWillNeverDie idd :D

[ianswart13]

@QueenWillNeverDie Ja ik ook

[michaelhunt2010]

5 people got sick and barfed in the duck

[BillyMaysHere63]

If I were to change my name to Dale, marry another man named Dave, and adopt a child who I'd name Chris Meat, all just to tell him one day "Chris Meat, don't cry, gay Dave and Dale", would that be weird?

[Wafflepal]

Poor Duck. It's filled with farts, puke, and bees.

[Niixor]

Laughed all the way :)

[ThorGoLucky]

Fun with audio pareidolia, ja!

[littlemusky23]

hey um thats not dutch its belgiian, dumb fucks

[marom009]

@littlemusky23

Think mate.. First of all if we, in Belgium, would speak another language than dutch, it would be flemish... belgian is no language nor flemish. We speak dutch and have the same grammar and spelling rules as in the Netherlands. Get your knowledge right

[marom009]

@littlemusky23 You are a "Dumb Fuck"... In belgium we speak French and Dutch (and German). Belgian is not a language...

Yes we speak the same language and have the same spelling and grammer rules as in the Netherlands.

[videospajza]

dutch: "Er zit een gat in mijn dak." => "There is a hole in my roof." :) (or soramimi: "But sit and fart in the duck") hehe

[PurCymraeg]

haha! this is crazy, i kept humming it for ages after hearing it, someone should make a proper English translation for this video, i dont think anyone would be this happy or run about and start singing about it if they really did have a hole in their roof lol

[zedutchgandalf]

lolz, does it really sound like that for English-speaking people? I myself am Belgian (thus my mother tongue is Dutch, the language in which this song is) and I can't imagine someone hearing those words... (normally I don't have problems with this, no matter what language the original is...)

[vjm3]

Amazing

[Lynnieboe]

translation: there's a hole in my roof.

[jojoknight]

That sounds far from Fart in my duck!

[kevindols]

this is a song of a dutch/belgian dwarf. He hase a soap for the little childeren. He is called ''Kabouter Plop'' that meens dwarf Plop. And it is not a Fart in my duck but it is there sits a gap in my roof. In dutch that means Er zit een gat in my duck.

[TheRoboticFerret]

@kevindols apparently you don't get the whole point of idiots making fun of songs with phoenetic translations.

[Boondoggler23]

soo catchy stuck in my head bad

[IfYourSexyButYourNot]

Translation fail

[jojoknight]

ur right

[Neekolassify]

The russian cunt has musky growths! ahahaha. i jizzed in my pants..if i could. o_O

[unusualblur]

this is a belgian xD

[jojoknight]

WTH! he's right losers

[FloconDeNeige93]

lol  I used to love that show when I was little xD

[F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt]

does anyone have the REAL translation??

[kennytheamazing]

I can give it if you want. I'm dutch.

[superjus95]

yeah:P, he sings there's a gap in my roof=)

I used to watch this all the time when i was little:P

[RooneySteven]

@F3ath3r3dS3rp3nt

There is a hole in my roof ;)

[lexieshizzle]

i just jizzed in my pants

thats a gilf

[grandpa id like to fuckkk]

:)))

[b3naan]

the song is

er zit een gat in mijn dak

[Alidore4]

this gave me a boner

[margaretmelissa]

I love La Croix.

[margaretmelissa]

Very funny!

[gotxxmalk]

can someone give me the real name to this song? I WANT THIS ON MY MP3. NOW. O__O

[gotxxmalk]

nevermind. i found it. *win*

[00Kody00]

the part where it sounds like its saying " Sit and fart in the duck " it's actually saying er zit een gat in mijn dak " which means " There's a hole in my roof " one of my friends translated it for me and it all made sense

[MVillani1985]

If you look at it written, it looks almost like English. It looks like, by using English cognates "There sits a gap in my deck", since "deck" is the English word for the roof surface.

[mrxenomorph]

lol, i'm dutch and i understand the words, and i can't hear what the subtitles say :p

[Domenion]

its a youtube thing

[MVillani1985]

Listen to it from an English perspective.

[traya93]

sit and fart in my duck is actually: er zit een gat in mijn dak, which means there's a whole in my roof :P

[squanto2]

Okay, will someone post a partial translation?

Hurry, before I fart in the duck again.

[Oranjeappel]

this morning i woke up very early, i felt drops on my head, I looked up and then i saw what was happening above...etc. .... there's a hole in my roof 2x i don't feel at ease, it's because of that hole in my roof

[TheCreator4]

'Dick full. My need? Bang her hard.'

So funny! Five stars XD

'I'm lost a beehive in my duck.'

[MedievalWerewolf]

Lol @ 0:25!

The hole in the roof looks like a vagina with musky growths.

[NESSNESS9]

THIS SONG IS AWESOME!

[BigMafiaKiller]

so funny

[cammakozie]

OMG I LOVE IT

[iL0v3MYSELFALOT]

hahaha

im dutch and this is just so funny

i hear it like you guys do

ahah

[shampoo1217]

did someone seriously say there is no such thin as the wester hemisphere? I know people aren't that ignorant LOL

[shampoo1217]

This never gets old....

[geertjan88]

I am dutch and now i even hear it like you guys do :D

[michaelinasmom]

OMW I have seen this video at least a hundred times and it never gets old.

[Kirya]

a lute XD

that's a "noot" means nut :p

[BigMafiaKiller]

i cant get this song out of my head

LOL

[jallefrag]

lots of the stuff that is.. ladymondegreened..?.. actually fits.. like the egg part, and wtf is that thing about a lute?!

[TheGolgothan]

This video has been stuck in my head for months, if I end up going 'banana-phone' remember me as I was; big and stinky :)

[lexxuzz]

Een Bussie Vol Met Polen ? right? and what is that ? last year hit song ? heheheehe grets from POLAND lol

[keestelpro]

whaaahahaaa

[weranda19]

you are right;P

[GhostCow]

I don't know German, but airplane is Vliegtuig, and I never noticed him saying it.

It's a children's song about a hole in the roof :P

[thebeefytaco]

this is dutch, not german

[absolutt]

Wrong.

[thebeefytaco]

I speak German, retard, this isn't German.

[absolutt]

Yes, German doesn't even sound very much like Dutch, plus, the fact that the descriptions says it's Dutch.... I dunno, why do people say stupid things like 'It's German'.... O_o

[synthem]

it's dutch (more correctly, flemish) all right. this is from a belgian tv show for kids. and german and dutch do sound alike, actually. they're very closely related languages.

[GuySmiley689]

My mother was born in Bavaria before she moved to the U.S. Attempting to discern Bavarian from German is very difficult for me.

[fam0usCherry92]

it's not the true translation but it's a ladymondegreen that means that they have subtitled it the way they think it is by hearing it.

[SantasEmployee]

NOOOOOO reAlly?

[SantasEmployee]

By the way i love the guys face at the start after he says the thing about hands up arse

[BeatnutNL]

F%ck the americans, they dont even have their own language.

[Shadowreaver]

Neither does the entire Western Hemisphere idiot.

[SantasEmployee]

HAHAH WTF there is no western hemisphere Einstien, but good try

[shampoo1217]

um...yes there is?

[shampoo1217]

It's not a translation...it's just what it sounds like.

[dandaman247]

its not a translation...wow...lol

its what whoever made this video thinks their saying...

[robonightmare]

OMG. I would have never guessed.

[robonightmare]

Wow, what if that translation in the video is correct?

because if it is, here's my opinion.

Best kid's show. EVAR.

[rega013]

what the hell was that!

[Cyric316]

anybody got this song in mp3 format?

[eltiburon2005]

what show is this from?

[Eslii]

Stupid :'D

[hepstyle]

how freaking stupid.

[spikemp]

the funniest thing ive ever seen

[hellspawn1]

this is so fucking funny

[hahaddiiee]

so funny

[YooTomb]

Thanks for the translation, mate. :)

[Pettetje]

translation:

this morning i got up really early

i felt some drops on my face

i looked up en only then i saw

what was happening up there

there was a hole it was very big

and trough that hole felt a nut

and after that felt a branch on me

and also a very big bird egg

there is a hole in my roof(2x)

[Pettetje]

i don't feel easy there is a hole in my roof(3x) I don't feel easy it's bacause of the hole in my roof i called my friend klus he said: this is really something for me he carpented for an hole hour then the hole was gone klus screamed:look, i fixed it again! and jumped up and down of happiness Suddently i heard noise and krak there was a new hole in my roof