Conan Takes Your Questions!

[hopelesshumanity1]

Evil laugh from the guy who has no fear against the media, politicians and even the president of the united states.... he will make fun of everybody.... COCO revolution!!!!!!!

[danewgui2]

Y not use the nuke bird to the right of the red bird?

[worldofwilfred]

That laugh is awesome

[culwin]

May I have an almond?

[lilacorogarci9]

HI CONAN! my question is why do you insult spanish people without knowing anything about them!???-.-'

please before saying bullshit SHUT THE FUCK UP! ok?:)

and please stop thinking usa is the fucking centre of the world!

first respect the others, then you'll be respected! :):)

WE♥PABLO WE♥EL HORMIGUERO

[Trollnumber12]

@lilacorogarci9 Fuck you, I'm with Coco!

[thestrongbad]

@lilacorogarci9 USA isn't the center of the world? Hmmm, I'm pretty sure the science says otherwise. USA science even, which we all know is the best science there is.

[samuricex]

Got this shit ready to go on DVR.

[GregTess]

<3 Almonds!!!

[HATEbeersnobs]

KEEP THE STACHE COCO! i like it

[kaikentie]

Angry Birds!! The best!

[kaikentie]

Angry Birds!! The best!

[WelshDegenerate]

Conan is playing with this 'just right'.

Really embracing that dark edge of this whole situation, the sign of a real comic mind I think.

This sort of weird paradox of him perceived as a fucked-over nice-guy who could very well be having a mental meltdown of anger, at the same time... About to launch a new show, a new look, new material, new everything...

Has a real, spark to it. I think this whole situation may of been a blessing in disguise for him, I think he's now funny because of it.

[MerickKun]

@WelshDegenerate you dont know hwat your talking about. hes the same old, funny, crazy, unpredictable conan. he got fired and then hired. simple as that.

[CrippledStigma]

Jay Leno has 13 different youtube accounts.

[sexoja23]

SO fluffy

[BonScottAC]

Conan whats your 2nd favorite colour?

[BaronvonRichthofen]

well now that his name is part of the Title.. there's only an 40% chance Jay Leno's can take over ^_^

[ublec15]

okay QUESTION,why are you so fucking awesome sir?

[MancoChakutec]

conan when u air on TBS bring back the masturbating bear and triumph

[ingredientnirvana]

@MancoChakutec He can't, as they are property of nbc. But who cares conan alone is awesome

[kristjan117]

who is he?

[TheSeattle91]

ANGRY angry birds.

[juhhbean]

I was literally playing Angry Birds moments before the video started, Conan, you are my hero.

[rmtakesover]

The iPad is just your size!

[foxcub156]

GOD i missed that laugh!!!

[DrVegasIII]

Everytime I play Angry Birds from now on I will think of Conan because of this LOLOL!

[batrama310]

You had me at Almonds my dear Consey.

[rocksdave2008]

cant wait for your show conan !

[PinkGrapes10]

gotta love the conester

[LegendaryxEyes]

TEAM CONAW <3

[ErinSpirit]

Can't wait until your show stars Conan!! Team Coco all the way!

[HighwayHaloFilms]

I. love. angry birds.

[ddddorrr123]

the pig dont like being dead!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[warcloud463]

hahhahahahah viva team coco yes?>

[MooseOfReason]

"I have got to drop an egg bomb on a pig wearing a crown with a walrus mustache."

Huh.

[epiph0ne]

spurde spärde es

[loriparker666]

how do you get tickets to the first show!!!!!!!

[ipickurf8]

What color is that wall?

[AndyLaurence84]

What's the matter pig, don't like being dead? lol

[tommyt1971]

@AndyLaurence84 I think they prefer being crushed by the collapse of wood, brick & glass!!!

[malawichair]

hi conan - can i ask my question here instead of going to facebook? if so, can this not count as my question?

[elinheartstristin]

@malawichair lol

[jmn1228]

angry birds is the best game ever, of course conan plays it

[pelihullu69]

November 8th is my birthday, what more i can ask than COCO on my bday!?!

[mbsimmer17]

hes on the ipad right?

[jennay0907]

is andy gonna be on the show or what going to happen to him? thanks Jenny . cant wait till nov lov ya conan

[myblueroad]

I am an accidental commenter

[SnoocheeBoochees]

november 8th cant come soon enough

[ZaggaPooNagi]

Facebook sucks I'm not on it because the CIA created it to data mine the citizens of the world !!

But aside from that, are those plain almonds or are they processed in some way to enhance flavour ?

[orison319]

facebook sucks!!

[meds613]

looks more gangster sporting the beardo.

[Wyndstarthedruid]

CONAN SHALL NOW ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS!, conan shall now answer your queesstiooonnsss (falsetto)

[TheDudeDean]

Who let the Dogs out?

[producerjb]

446 votes up, 9 votes down. sounds like the poll that said should nbc let conan keep his tongith show time. the 9 votes are clearly from the elderly

[80seahawks]

conan rocks

[etskura]

Hey Conan, why are your legs longer than your torso?

[VillNessPSN]

@etskura Haha

Because it's normal, I bet you look really stupid if you have longer torso than your legs ahahahaha xD kusipää

[Jae3G]

why is this under comedy?

[teamtntn]

I miss Conan...

[cuff1957]

there going to cancel your ass to,because your overated,you blow.

[cuff1957]

thank god nbc realized there mistake an got rid of conan,he really is not funny,he is very weak,

[DinnoNugget]

@graveforest666 Ahem... He said Almonds. o_O

[ggcatnine]

oh coco, i can't wait. come check out some of my latest stand up sets, just a little comedian doing the nyc thing!

[petitelou87]

I wanna know about the chances for watch the show on tv here in latinoamerica, that could be my question

[lafmkworld]

You look better with a days growth like on this video, hair a little ruffled and longer, not so made up and no suit... You should just roll out of bed and roll onto stage, I think that rugged look is more you!! luck with your new show...hope you can loosen up that image... rrrrawwwrrrhhh! The darker hair suits as well and are those colored contact lenses... yep...this new image is good good good.

[lafmkworld]

You look better with a days growth like on this video, hair a little ruffled and longer, not so made up and no suit... You should just roll out of bed and roll onto stage, I think that rugged look is more you!! luck with your new show...hope you can loosen up that image... rrrrawwwrrrhhh!

[thedudeoforkut]

Can I be Andy's side kick on the new show? Or maybe your Drummer? I heard Max punked out.

[sssssjjjj1]

Why are all you show biz people cowards when it comes to 9-11. If you've got the guts, and don't assume you know what's on this,go watch free on youtube,>mossad caught in vans on 9-11 "filled with explosives" gw bridge> It has actual footage of nyc police dispatch on 9-11 and the cop that pulls up on the van says to hq, "the van has a mural of nyc skyline with airliner exploding into twin towers. They were caught, polygraphed, and failed, then Chertoff got them released to go back to Israel.

[myblueroad]

I am the director of fifteen blockbuster movies

[jayrobson88]

@myblueroad nice.

[MrSkipper13]

With the economy going the way it is, jobs outsourced to other countries, the job market going down, high tech jobs on the rise, crime rate more or less decline, or on the rise depending on location, education 2nd rate to other countries, absentee ballots on the rise, the collegiate voting ballots govern who gets in office. Who do you think would be better president-male or female and explain why?

[NeaCast]

It's settled, Conan would do a mean Joker if they ever do another Batman movie worth watching.

[thefernster70]

holy crap! lol he does laugh like the joker

[MrPineapple95]

I love how you say question

[Ufosxm]

You have a really unique voice. Have you done any voiceovers for cartoons or videogames? Other than as yourself I mean. I've seen you in Simpsons and in other cameos.

[strayjustin]

@Worldfestivalproject

No sir this is complete rubbish.

First off, he wouldn't hire you. He'd hire me.

Because I am vastly superior to you.

Also because Conan owes me. It's his fault I couldn't go to college cause I stayed up late through middle school and high school to watch his show.

Secondly, if by some magical chance it comes down to the two of us...

I. Will. Destroy. You.

And runoff with your girlfriend and mother.

I shall crush you like KGB crushes dreams.

Other than that have a

[ArturCzar]

good to see you back !

[zestyguy87]

You're the best Conan! After you left I quit watching The Tonight Show

[samixsamixsamix]

ANGRY BIRDS!

[mustang6172]

Almonds are awesome! I mean they're not as great as cashews, but still pretty good.

[powerlogix]

Worldfestivalproject: There's a reason it's college interns maybe get a degree and not be "tired" of being compared to one. Maybe you'll make more then 9.00/hr.

[powerlogix]

Well sherpard you go pay for cable. It's very simple. To some.

[worldfestivalproject]

Ok Conan, here's the deal. I would love to work for you & am willing to move to far off, lonely place for a chance to prove it... but you only accept college interns. So, I challenge you to change your policy on interns & see what I can bring to the table. You say no pay, I say deal! You say make coffee, I say bring it! So, please Conan, will you give me a shot? Put me up against any college kid! I am tired of being second fiddle to college kids when it comes to amazing opportunities!

[shepherdschapelDOTco]

Do your eyeballs have freckles too, or are you just stoned in this video?

[shepherdschapelDOTco]

I dont have cable. How do I watch you?

[XAeolusX]

Whats TBS?

[andymanpham]

i personally find his jokes lame.. but hey, he's the one making money :P

[Dungbeetleproduction]

hey conan, do you ever get pissed off if someone makes fun of you hair and your skin?

[SmokeThatFatty420]

do you prefer coke or herion??

[boozimac]

Conan, how many times a day do you .. yeah, that disgusting thing..?

[stevets01]

Why are you such a whiny bitch that you can't admit you were a failure as Tonight Show host and then cried about getting more money than any average will ever see in his life?

[DwagunDude]

@stevets01 are you an idiot? what you described is practically exactly what jay leno did?

[youarepwned]

@stevets01

Oh how cute... You think Conan sucked. Hey, aren't you late for your daily sucking of Jimmy Fallon and Steve Jobs' pingases?

[stevets01]

@youarepwned

hmm no Fallon's awful and Apple is overpriced tat.

@Dwagundude

Leno didn't cry about anything, he left when it was agreed upon then took the offer for his job back

@jayrobson88

Just in general, on his show he was acting like he had absolutely nothing now that he lost the show. Then in the media he kept saying things like, oh I need to get a part time job to pay the bill etc, which were meant to be humour but went on too long.

[jayrobson88]

@stevets01 wen did he cry about getting the money? Jst curious bro

[VioletzStarrz]

Team Jacob or Team Edward or Team I hate twilight?

[dyemooch]

"what's the matter pig? Don't like being dead?!"

[themadness1925]

Twitter is for queers and dickgrabbers

[BitHarmony]

@themadness1925 And Conan, who is neither.

[mikeynike81]

bring back pimpbot 

[ion5061]

here is my question, how does it feel to know your show will be canceled within a month of it premier?

[GangWarlord]

@ion5061 He wouldn't know, because there's no way that's going to happen.

[FreddyLopez321]

What if i dont wana make a facebook coco? =)

[mczues1st]

you tube a daily show .. about what is REAL...

[PaulLeary]

I went to facebook page.... My birthday is November 8th -- will you fly me out for your premier show?!

[NOMCCBAMA]

I love Conan (platonically of coarse) Glad to see him back. Better than letterman and leno combined

[tommydafrog]

Such a SiNiSt3R laugh-Only a true, (Loco) Coco would be capable of.

[Rinserepeat]

You should not drop egg bombs on Kirstie Alley.

[j781227]

1-224-422-8564 call Tyler NO, He thinks youtube is a waste of time. tell him your opinion PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ds12z]

How many times a day would Jay Leno molest you?

[toughbutfair32]

6 Leno-supporting old geezers dislike this video.

[myblueroad]

Please purchase my new book

[NintendoFansUSA]

@myblueroad No.

[EdenandDeon]

Whats the matter pig, don't like being dead?

I love you Conan.

[runemetsa]

Yay for Conan, new show, Angry Birds and Finland!

[SebyT10]

long live the beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[artz1234]

Nice bird sounds CoCo! You should come to the voice over sessions next time! ;) - AB sound designer.

[appleseedas]

Oh, no. Hell, no! Not another Facebook crap >:O Why not on Twitter? Or here in YouTube? Fuck Facebook!

[foopie29]

i love that office. all you need is a laptop and wifi.

[kevinbrueck]

Who dares to thumbs down this video?!?! I didn't know Jeffrey Katzenberg has a YouTube channel. Team Coco4eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

uh, ya, please get back on primetime!!! dammmm ,conan detox bad, very bad! QUESTION ?Does the Mustache Make it Better?

[OutKastzDotCom]

I want to ask why you hate FL so much? Is it because of all the old people? Not one freakin tour date in FL. I'm holding a grudge.

[Kaity11]

Conan, When did you start styling your hair like that?

[docrosh12]

NO WAY I'M ON LEVEL FOUR TOO. Also, Bley FTW!! ;)

[EliFromBrooklyn]

Conan, if you were to have grown up during any era, - which would it be and why?

[FrankGarrett316]

I'm willing to bet that Tom Hanks will be one of the guests in the first week, if not his VERY first guest PERIOD. I mean, this whole Coco thing is because of him. I bet he had no idea what kind of entity he created by that spur of the moment comment he made.

[12MCIFFY]

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?????/

[FrankGarrett316]

@12MCIFFY 9 past 6.

[FrankGarrett316]

I'll tell you, if I had a nickel for every time someone told me they had to drop an egg bomb on a pig wearing a crown, with a walrus mustache...

[condiersea]

Hey Conan..why are you so perfect?

[souleatingpanda]

it would be awesome if Coco and Adam Savage met up.

[scullface456]

How many almonds are in that jar? i bet 183

[JDfanforever]

ha, angry birds is the best, i still haven't beaten, and i've been playing for months now. can't wait coco~

[BigAl6ft6]

Also Coco, can I ask question on here because I don't want to sign up for Facebook? I hate people. Thank you!

[FrankGarrett316]

@BigAl6ft6 lmao, I love your honesty and totally agree. I'd rather just ask my questions here. My first question is: Can I ask my questions here Coco?

[BigAl6ft6]

Hey CoCo, you're on at 1 AM on CTV in Canada behind Stewart and Colbert. That stir any emotions?

[GirlchildAqlovv]

@BigAl6ft6 Didn't their shows get moved forward? In my province I think he'll be on at midnight.

[BigAl6ft6]

@GirlchildAqlovv erm, as far as I know, CTV is 1 AM (at least in Ontario) because they do local news at 11 PM, Colbert/Stewart at 12-1 and Conan at 1 AM. However, Comedy Network (which I think is a station that CTV owns) moved Colbert/Stewart to 10 PM, possibly freeing up Conan for the 11 PM slot, which would be simulcast with his TBS show. All because of Peachtree TV. Horray.

[ahoblit]

who are you?

[FrankGarrett316]

@ahoblit He's that one guy with the thing and the thing.

[JaxIsTheMan]

Conan, have you lined up guests for your first [new] show yet? If so, who are they?

[Jeff3210]

haha angry birds is great

[b0b415]

Your office Sux!!

[danetucker]

May I have an almond?

[iamaewsome25]

When are you shaving your beard???

[iMk21]

Almonds and Angry Birds? That's the best office ever!

[ALLOFMYLOVE4U]

You know Conan has hit rock bottom when he's ripping off Old Spice for ideas.

[Taykourun]

@ALLOFMYLOVE4U The Hell are you talking about?? Ripping off Old Spice ideas??? You're a fukin tool.

[mrfresh181]

Angry Birds is awesome!

[lebloc]

How soon will you have Norm Macdonald as a guest?

[MooseOfReason]

1:18 - Conan laughs like the Joker.

[MrKizable]

@MooseOfReason omg haha.. my son just said he laughs like the Joker and.. i scrolled down and saw your comment.. that was funny.!! :D

[LynxenX]

@MooseOfReason D:

[calvinisidore]

@MooseOfReason Guess who they're getting as the joker in the next batman? :)

[MooseOfReason]

@calvinisidore He has the hair, lol. All they have to do is dye it green.

[hernquin2008]

Dear Conan, I've always overlooked that you are a Barbarian. However, asking for questions on Facebook, which I would rather date a crocodile than join, is the last straw. I respectfully resign myself to NObrieness.

[drifter316]

2 thumbs down? looks like dick ebersol and jay leno found the time to vote.

[ripvanwinklin]

What's song can you play the best guitar solo on?

[bluevanities]

"What's the matter pig, don't like being dead??" lol!

[catlings]

Conan, how did you first hear about Angry Birds? Is it not the most addictive thing since Beat-The-Network-At-Their-Own-­Game?

[hazyrob]

Conan,

Do you prefer Zooey Dishanel or Katy Perry?? I dont mean in music. Im a Zooey man myself.

Robert from California and Texas

[VampyBitMeChannel]

Dude Conan is awesome, faithful fan for way over a decade and he even knows what game is downright rad, gahhhh <3 <3 <3

[sonofkikkoman]

f*ck facebook ! why not email?