31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 8 (1996)

[Goblintom]

Why?

[JerFhilm]

This shit is retarded.  Sitting through this garbage must've been an incredible feat of endurance.

[CyberPunkStefan]

4:15...you can see the hand moving the couch

[jkwon761]

the neighbor's wife's voice just annoys me...

[mamasaid0]

The opening clip is the worst movie scene I've ever been witness to.

[Elizabeth7373]

The blond. She dies, right? If not, please kill her. Right now.

[Elizabeth7373]

Is there any GOOD sex to make up for this shitty movie?

[SaeYae01]

and they paid them for this...(face palm) -_-

[howletthowl]

those pieces of furniture are perverts!!!!

[finbomartini]

Wife scrambles to door, providing a neat ass shot. She screams.

Door opens, husband enters. There are pieces of furniture moving at high velocity on erratic paths through the air, there is dust falling from the cieling, ominous moaning fills the air.

Husband: 'Honey?! What's wrong?!'

[thespartan65535]

honestly how hard is it to act in a movie? just got to give a true reaction to something, not that hardd

[peterfinnfilms]

Okay... so the husband comes in and the first thing he sees is that his wife is hysterical, instead of the FUCKING FURNITURE FLYING AROUND THE ROOM! This looks bad, even by Witchcraft standards.

[vanderzarth]

"Honey, whats wrong?!" stupig question!

But at least it has a pantyshot.

[peterfinnfilms]

As soon as I saw those two neighbors, and I saw the wife, I suspected they might have a sex scene. I thought that if I saw this movie, and there was a sex scene like that, I might actually consider ripping my eyes out.

[TrevortheBrutal]

what is with that bitches high pitch voice? FUCK. why is se also such a FUCKING SLUT!!!!!! a ANGRY FACE the movie is so bad it makes me ANGRY.

[BlueberryHearts]

Holly Hell. The house is attacking them and they are right next to the f'ing door.

*facepalm*

[kandikorn]

LOL

House completely attacks people.

"I've come to tell you a few things about your house."

How convenient!

[paiholl]

it's pee-wee's playhouse, and, man, are they pissed.

[SaintCrowbar]

ATAAAAACK of the killer refrigerator

[orangecrush1150]

At 4:15 you can see some guys hand shaking the bed. But did we expect anything less?

[SuperXAsh]

looks like crap, but I gotta give it this... looks a lot more interesting than almost all the other Witchcraft movies. o.o;;

[barracudapish]

ha-ha, funny comment on the ending! thank goodness, that there are decent horror movies! if all horror movies were like this, i'll never watch another horror movie ever again!

[lolitsmanuel]

haha the acting... so bad!!

[fahoolahoogaz]

I love the lady who says "it's real big Mitch" and "Hee hee hee (Squeak)"

[kutiepie101]

That furniture scene was so fast paced

[Naxwell]

That possessed furniture thing really reminds me of the demonic bed from Phantasmagoria.

[KralleCR]

...i could have taken your word for it, why did you show me the sex scene!

[punkrok0007]

haha he has the plug

[FrostMan242]

"Honey what's wrong?" *Complete disregard for flying furniture*

[StoneColdSergio]

The plumber is Francis from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Oh, and he was also in the first Leperchun.

[UsukButIRok]

Watercooler, you're hilarious when you comment on all the bad shit about the videos, I loved it when you did for one of the witchcrafts, do that to all your videos!

[bubloopdude]

the frig looks mad

[whitestripebuzz]

This film should have been called

WITCHCRAFT: When Furniture Attacks.

[flashrobbie]

If you find yourself in one of these movies you don't have to act dumb - you should just assume you're already dumb and go with your natural self.

[BKsaysaction]

the church of england sends an irishman? The troubles are over so go deal with some warlocks. wait, that does sound like the church of england.

[nirewolf0]

Oh god noooo not the annoying floating furniture!!! hahahaha wow this is definitely a movie that should NOT have been made. It's not even really one of those "so bad it's funny" movies...it's actually painful. Especially that blonde's horrible acting and voice. Oh and that was the biggest Irish accent fail EVER

[buckmartinez]

7:15....I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Chickengirl005]

THE FURNITURE IS POSSESSED OH NOES!!

i was starting to laugh my ass off at that part...

and i don't know how you did';t gouge your eye out during the sex scene with Mitch and his bimbo wife x(

[byrnesmp]

Looks like a blatant rip-off of the Poltergeist movies-including a creepy guy in a black suit-although the special effects look like a mix of Disneyland's Haunted Mansion and/or a cameraman who's laughing too hard while filming.

On the embarassing side, I spent 20 minutes figuring out who Mitch reminded me of, before realizing it was Mark Holton (of Pee Wee and Teen Wolf, umm, "fame"). Seriously, though - longer hair but same chubby face and mannerisms right?

I need a job.

[Jokerice]

how many more of these shitburgers do we have left again watercooler? and when are you gonna review Kller Klowns from Outer Space? or Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave?

[byrnesmp]

Next year I say Chuck goes for the "So awful they're scary" films like Rocky 5, Star Wars 1-3, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skill and anything starring Paulie Shore.

[daabbot]

i would be laughing my ass off if my sofa was chasing me around the house.

[mediageneration65]

Why is it misty outside on a summers day?

[H83tr3d]

So what exactlly does this sequel have in common with previous one?

[mediageneration65]

An Irish priest from the church of England...hmmm

[unstableshark]

This is absolutely ridonkulous.

Guy puts box on shelf, then...um...uh...gets trapped in a....something...

And then some hilarious line delivery by the wife:

"*inhale* *exhale* Oh, honey! SHH I'm sorry! I'm sorry."

How do you find this stuff, Chuck?

[watercooler]

The character is supposed to be claustrophobic but to me it just looked like the closet came alive and tried to eat him.

[MarowakDidIt]

Oh shit, this crappy movie was made the year I was born.

I feel so... unclean...

[GaPchGal]

LOL, I thought the same thing about the first two. They were made the year I graduated from high school. It doesn't seem like such a special year any more.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

Looks like they tried to copy Poltergeist. I liked how the boxes slid away at 1:19 but the rest was stupid. The same piano music just repeats again and again...

[Enlightenmeantiskey]

From England.. Irish accent... goddamnit

[TuesdaysChild79]

Was that preist getting out of the cab meant to be a reference to The Exorcist? The sign of a bad movie: when they pan the camera back and forth to show terror...

[termpaper]

did these people look at this script and go " oh my god , this is gonna be A HIT!" or what? haha

[munster5511]

Why is it the white people stay in the house? I'm sure if it were Snoop Dog or Flava Flave, they would have taken off within seconds.

POOOOOOR Acting... which makes it a comedy more than a horror film. C'mon, don't insult our intelligence.

[Wesredfield]

"sigh"

[MrProgrock]

Also i love that quote at 3:03 "Honey, what's wrong??" *House and furniture goin' berserk*

[MrProgrock]

Lol at 2:23 you can actually see the shadows of the people shaking the furniture :D

[Zaranyzerak]

The Witchcraft series is, without question, absolute proof that you could get people to rent ANYTHING on VHS back in the day if it had a hot chick and a snazzy logo on the cover. Plot? Acting? Production value? Who needs it! Ah, the good 'ol days....

[Mattteus]

Do these two have names or are they a collective known as 'Hunny' (at least call them 'Jim Dear' and 'Darling')

Which would win in a fight, Witchcraft 8 or Paranormal Activity?

3:11 "so it just goes on like this?" "...I suppose"

3:32 oh no! it's a cab full of more possessed furniture!... Nevermind, it's William S. Burroughs

Could they have at least tried to find a place that looked like Salem, MA? There are frickin' palm trees behind the house!

Mitch is a big doughy ball of HAWT!

[spasticclown]

At 2:07 and 4:15 you can see the guys hand that shaking the sofa in the lower right hand corner. HI-LARRY-OUS.

Who keeps pumping money into this series?

[everettvonscott]

I don't think I could watch this movie. Too scary for me.

[Chainshred]

Witchcraft 8: Attack of the evil furniture.

[20shirt]

I never thought the Monty Python quote 'No ! No ! Not the comfy chair !' would have any relevant use outside the Spanish Inquisition sketch - now I know different LMAO !

Mitch the Plumber should have a porn star moustache just to really RAM his POINT home. Hey maybe I can write dialogue too.

[GoblinXXX]

Mitch did have a certain Ron Jeremy quality about him.

[obie666]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

[kazenokizumi]

"is your fridge running"

"YES ITS COMING TO KILL ME!"

"oh wait what...??

[kazenokizumi]

so im guessing from the scene where the blond woman is walking down the stairs, it's still a lil bit soft core porn and crap horror?

[cancerbero8]

wow, the guy gets inside the house and sees everything flying and, instead of getting OUT, he gets in DEEPER...

[theinflator]

Hey said DEEPER!

"Sorry, Butthead moment"

[lordzhuge]

they can only get better from here right?.............right??

[kazenokizumi]

...right??

;___;

[GoblinXXX]

I wouldn't hold my breath.

[XgetiX]

3:08 u can see some one in the right corner

[cancerbero8]

omg, yes! It looks like he's the "special effects" guy pulling strings to make the stuff move

[smnk3]

OMG

have to make another comment, her acting was terrible! LOL!

but sound effect at 6:28 made it worth it.

[smnk3]

3:46 to 3:58

anyone know name of song? i want it for iPod.

[thornisdan]

Don't worry Will will be back next movie... Seriously, I'm not kidding.

[spanky1113]

>.> Salem College? Stop being stereotypical. And that lady's voice is going to kill me. And all the sexual innuendos have gotta go lol.

[karnrage]

lol at 4:14 u can see a hand on the couch

[fluffyman85]

My god you're right.

[fluffyman85]

It looks like this is trying to be another "killer house" movie. Who thought that waving furniture around would be menacing?

[GoblinXXX]

2:50- Not... THE COMFY CHAIR!

[elilichtenberg]

AND......THE SOFT PILLOWS!

[GROB410]

Well your almost done lol

[frogsalbatou]

Why did the Protestant C of E send an Irishman who are usually Catholic?

[peppermintjohn666]

ever hear of this place clled 'Northern Ireland'?

[tntlink]

Omg! A deadly fridge!!! BLAAAAAH!

[GoblinXXX]

It's about to put that guy ON ICE!

[tntlink]

Yeah... and after all of this he'll say "I WAS FROZEN TODAY" - you'll understand if you watch NC :)

[GoblinXXX]

Do I watch the Nostalgia Critic?

(Raul Julia turns to the camera) OF COURSE!

[MikuMech]

*twitch*

I...Hate...WITCHCRAFT.

3:05

Oh no! The house has gone to hell! Let's not turn around 180 degrees and run outside! Let's fumble around like morons instead!

[cquincy]

Does the good looking Irish Priest have a sex scene? It wouldn't surprise me.

[watercooler]

He does not.

[johnnyhorror92182]

When Furniture Attacks!

[GoblinXXX]

Next FOX special. (It looked like it was dancing at first.)

[mgt247]

I think the dopey plumber is probably the director's cousin......who'd wanna see that in a sex scene!!!

[xxPHOENIX80xx]

I liked MacArthur the Irish priest from the Church of England and the woman with the Mickey Mouse voice.

[ProfeTa6]

HEY THIS VID IS TOO SHORT! Wait... over 7 minutes? I don't have time for this! jk, can't wait to see some more awesomeness.

[basesnare]

That opening scene reminds me of a bad Matress Mart commercial lol

[GaPchGal]

Circus music is so hot!

[RedvsCaboose]

3:05, gee, i wonder what is wrong? xD

[MontyPython134]

Oh noes!!

The furniture is coming to life!

[uliduli]

I love your videos :D