Thanks so much for posting this. For whatever reason this segment popped into my head today, I still remember how hilarious this was when I first saw it.
@nativewizard i've been searching for that skit but can't find it. le me know you find it. I think he was building fort because the russians were coming for him lol
I would have laughed so fucking hard. I get it. Can you imagine what the fuck the people in the front row were thinking when he was screaming and pointing?
Why do people find this funny, he is just making stupid and annoying noises plus tom green has always tried way too hard to be funny and he just isn't funny
@ScottyBoy843 He is funny BECAUSE he is doing things out of the norm to showcase how robotic they are to the strings of society - it is deeper than " annoying sounds"
hahaha i nearly pissed meself laughin @ that shit! that nigga MC's a drole cunt ay no sense ov humour n too serious, i bet that'd be th funniest thing that's eva happened on that stage haha and if ya look closely (i could be seeing things) but wen th bouncer's draggin him out he has a smirk on his face!
Just saw Tom Green last night in Pittsburgh, PA. AWESOME FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
billkazb 6 days ago
I like that the black guy managed to be worse than Tom.
azrial4421 2 weeks ago
haha EEEE EEEEE! 1:44
loganisthanicertwin 2 weeks ago
Nice to see this back!!!!1 Broughtme to tears again with joy!!
hollandziek 3 weeks ago
i remember this shit! JOSHUA JOSHUA!! lmfaoo!
emporio8404 1 month ago
this is whoopi goldberg high brow comedy
sheistyindividual 2 months ago
So goddamned funny.....laughed till I cried, watched it again, and my stomach started to really hurt, like doing fucking crunches. Best standup ever.
quidseeker 2 months ago
better than any stand up on netflix by miles
RVGENomini 2 months ago
JOSHUA!!! JOSHUA!!! GUUAAHHHHH GUAHHHH JOSHUA!!
hollerlikeits1932 2 months ago
If i was in that audience i'd have had burst my mother fucking colon in violent fits of hysterical laughter. Then i'd have shat my pants.
TheHowks 2 months ago 3
but seriously....
ndgv2 2 months ago 2
@ndgv2 lmao
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ndgv2 2 months ago
Dude this made me really laugh lol
Tindel10 2 months ago 2
Thanks so much for posting this. For whatever reason this segment popped into my head today, I still remember how hilarious this was when I first saw it.
eFranklin 3 months ago 3
Its crazy how Tom has the restraint and focus to not burst out laughing himself. lol.
BoredOfFakeTalents 3 months ago
this is where Whitney Cummings gets her material
WashingtonHammerTime 3 months ago
"The audience is restless..yet the comedian continues indaunted."
LMAO.
One of the best stand up sets EVER.
BoredOfFakeTalents 3 months ago
This is high art.
nbaronzzi 4 months ago 2
When you walk on a cruise ship, the last thing you expect is to be in one of the funniest bits of comedy bits ever recorded.
frankiebaby725 4 months ago
This is the greatest act of trolling in public ever witnessed.
RebelThoughts 4 months ago 8
hahaha thank you. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
acestone69 4 months ago
@ 2.33 even the bouncer looks like hes got a smirk on his face by the way his expression is!
ForseyMr 5 months ago
When i first saw this back then.. i got a six pack in my abdomen by laughing so much
Metal1998 5 months ago 2
That was one of the best stand ups of all time. Of all time.
redmosquito771 5 months ago
greatest tom green piece ever. hands down. oh, and the one where he's on long beach. can i find that one on here?
novemberunderground 5 months ago
1:52 the price of your dice? WTF ahhahaahhaah
NICOTOUR3000 5 months ago 2
@icreatedhorror You came too the place and they took your dollas!
junkyturd 5 months ago
Johnny lee
brotherleroy64 5 months ago
this is the funniest Tom Green skit ever. So glad it's on youtube.
TayR0C 6 months ago
He is a comedic genius. The joke is not for the audience in the comedy club. It's for us watching Tom and the audience.
rauldeluna1 6 months ago
@rauldeluna1 even if i was in the audience i would have thought it was funny
invalidnickname666 6 months ago
But seriously
sox12321 6 months ago
Oh yeah you asshole audience??? Look who's a world famous, rich-ass comedian NOW!
elements806 6 months ago
This video proves that Tom Green is a master of anti-comedy.
And that "Freddy Got Fingered" is a masterpiece.
Malkmusianful 6 months ago 4
Best comic standup. His style is so artful.
saturnascendz 7 months ago 2
rofl
chrisgr00ver 7 months ago
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He is a fricking genius.... he has no shame at all... he is not human
ReijiNakashi 7 months ago
That's Andy Kaufman type material.
JackHorny77 8 months ago
comic genius
diverdave76 8 months ago
@nativewizard i've been searching for that skit but can't find it. le me know you find it. I think he was building fort because the russians were coming for him lol
skli11 8 months ago
Lol!! Notice Glen Humplik covering his face trying not to laugh @ 1:31
hackleback 8 months ago 5
I've been in the business for 6 years and that was the best thing I've ever seen.
xXNuclearWarXx 8 months ago 4
lmfao @ the guys reaction after he says joshua
Constellashun 8 months ago
23 people were called joshua
oggmonster89 8 months ago
This is the best stand up I've ever seen...seriously. How sad is that?
jbjindra 9 months ago
I want the skit titled "I like cereal" where he just goes into a supermarket and stacks cereal boxes and gets kicked out
nativewizard 9 months ago
ahagaghaghaghahaha
DaKewlJamal 9 months ago
"But seriouse" when he said that lol
billylomax85 9 months ago
This guy, oh man, what a legend.
patryk30111 10 months ago 2
I want to see this whole thing unedited. Mostly just because it would be longer.
Tom Green should release a bunch of unedited film from his early work.
nullnvnvnv 10 months ago
Amazing.
eatingperson 10 months ago
He was ahead of his time.
kperryissue 10 months ago 2
@kperryissue that most be one of the most accuratte ways to describe tom's comedy... he was ahead of his time
ReijiNakashi 7 months ago
Thats probably the best thing ive ever seen on youtube.
jonny5isonfire 10 months ago 5
1:27 you can see Glenn laughing in the background. He's losing it.
WolfLikeMyself 10 months ago 22
@WolfLikeMyself
best part
Shineshop2008 10 months ago
jajajjaja this akward humor style is great
Alexvr01 11 months ago
I laughed so hard it began to hurt!
Allahhn 11 months ago
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I don't understand how people found this soo funny and had 454 likes....?
AlwaysaGemini 11 months ago
WHAT THE FKK WAS THAT???? he looks like a crazzzzy person..people came to laugh hear jokes not stupid noises
AlwaysaGemini 11 months ago
I would have laughed so fucking hard. I get it. Can you imagine what the fuck the people in the front row were thinking when he was screaming and pointing?
JefeJeffAlmanza 1 year ago 2
Joshua! cant believe he made a "Trolls" reference! best damn movie.
YTHasHilariousVideos 1 year ago 2
crying here, freaken genius
fellXhouseXranger 1 year ago
I would be on the floor having a heart attack if i seen this live in person.
lastmondaypast1 1 year ago
The guy sitting down on the front row with the Red shirt while tom is pointing at the crowd is hilarious!!!!!! Just taking it all in..........
MrTitanman29 1 year ago
His face at 2.21 when hrs being carried away made me piss my pants. 10 years ago and still today
mrchoochoohead 1 year ago
He sounds demonic at 1:52. LOL!!!
RebelThoughts 1 year ago 2
19 people were in that audience !
blaisetighe15 1 year ago
2:17 i cant tell if someone yells at tom "GO BACK TO CANADA" or to the black guy "GO BACK TO AFRICA"
lebensraummetal 1 year ago 2
"Freddie Got Fingered: the 3 Minute Version"
afrojayjay 1 year ago
The balls on this man were enormous. Unfortunately he only has one now.
FunkyMONK56 1 year ago
18 people are fags
gamebreed1 1 year ago
best part by far is when he stops for a second and goes "but seriously..." and then just goes back to screaming. this was hilarious
prmathies 1 year ago
1:06 he pauses to take the mic off the stand and the audience claps thinking that was just some weird intro, but then he starts right back up XD
Peemeaux 1 year ago 13
This guy was actually a pioneer in reality comedy, way before Jack Ass!!!!!! This is some funny shit!!!!!!!
MrTitanman29 1 year ago
@MrTitanman29 yeah but his way was paved by andy kaufman
lebensraummetal 1 year ago
Man, he really knows how to irritate ANYONE. that was awesome!
OttoVonGoenne 1 year ago
exquisite anti-humor
jivediscodan 1 year ago 5
OMG why is that so funny lOOL
thegreatestbak3 1 year ago
@ 01:30 Humplik is fighting hard not to laugh out loud.
MrNiceGuy4TW 1 year ago 2
He's a real life internet troll lol
SaintFookinJimmy 1 year ago 3
it wasnt a funny act but it was a hilarous video which is what he wanted
dgwear69 1 year ago
Thank god I found this. I remember yelling "JOSHUA...JOSHUA" at people on the street after watching this. Those were simpler times.
drewsky684 1 year ago 40
@drewsky684
its still possible
helpmeinburning 9 months ago
@drewsky684
Joshua, 1:48 and 2:05 are the best.
lee1977 8 months ago
@drewsky684 lol me too. nobody understood what I was talking about.
pinkypimpalicous 5 months ago
f*cking hilarious
SuperKpill 1 year ago
i wonder if he was trying to do a hypnotic spell on them? Joshua is gods name in some religions.
hulkmam3 1 year ago
at 1:30 glen was laughing his ass of, but he was trying to hide it
ReijiNakashi 1 year ago
Why do people find this funny, he is just making stupid and annoying noises plus tom green has always tried way too hard to be funny and he just isn't funny
ScottyBoy843 1 year ago
@ScottyBoy843 He is funny BECAUSE he is doing things out of the norm to showcase how robotic they are to the strings of society - it is deeper than " annoying sounds"
ausfoolia1111 1 year ago
@ausfoolia1111 Still wasn't funny
ScottyBoy843 1 year ago
@ScottyBoy843 its funny, just not as funny as your little dick, you get to see it everyday so you are desensitised to humor.
Jesusmalaark1 1 year ago
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@Jesusmalaark1 When did you see my dick you faggot
ScottyBoy843 1 year ago
@ScottyBoy843 A-JOSHUA, A-JOSHUA...ARLGHHHHHH
close2reality 1 year ago
awsome that is the best comedy out!
metalgear7100 1 year ago
dude this is like koffman genius
kleshco 1 year ago
LOL
ApeShallNevaKillApe 1 year ago
16 people that were in the audience disliked this.
zodawg0079 1 year ago
that blonde chick at 1:14 totally wants to f*ck him, lol
summerguy03 1 year ago
hilarious, i wet myself
Xerohtlp 1 year ago
I can almost feel his pain hahahaha
tigerfist3 1 year ago
16 people were at that comedy club that night.
OttoVonGoenne 1 year ago 2
I can't NOT laugh at this. 1:51 has me rolling on the floor. If I were there, I'm sure I would have been dying from laughter.
tponce 1 year ago
i shit my pants laughing
boourns86 1 year ago
Channeling Andy Kaufman!
close2reality 1 year ago
lol at 1:32 u see glen trying so hard not to laugh. its funney he's behind some guy that looks mad.
jp198404 1 year ago
how r these people not laughing their asses off?!?!
tiffatiffany 1 year ago
lol i love tom, hes one of the funniest blokes out there... he doe's the best facial expressions and voices/noises....
TheKubeone 1 year ago
hahahahahah hes great
paulisawesome14 1 year ago
JOSHUA!!!
Geniune1 1 year ago
looks like Glenn is losing a little poundage good for him
Roggiedodgie 1 year ago
I can't believe the rude treatment he got
Roggiedodgie 1 year ago
I`d rather watch 30 minutes of this than 1 minute of Dane Cook.
taikinasuikka 1 year ago 7
GENIUS!!!
jdizzle2k86 1 year ago
fuckin pure brilliant!!i like the point where he points and laughs at the crowd
fatblobface1982 1 year ago
you gotta love this guy
Wyteass 1 year ago
LMAO! Glen Humplick in the background @ 1:32 !!!
hackleback 1 year ago 2
funniest video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
babyface3285 1 year ago
Fucking nigger throwing him off and claiming to know about comedy.
Aruxion 1 year ago
"JOSHUA !!!! JOSHUA!!! "....LOL! hell yeah!
n8seven 1 year ago 17
@n8seven lol you see glen in the background after he does that?
hackleback 1 year ago
i would have been shitting my pants in the audience esp if i was high, tom is fukn ballsy
aurlis2012 1 year ago 2
LOL but seriously NAS;KNS[ONR[GERNTH;ETKH
spice419 1 year ago 2
Performance art...an audience on vacation doesn't want classic Marshall Mcluan irony though, unforgettable
theflorgeormix 1 year ago 2
"I've been in this business for 6 yrs..." Whatever.....funniest shit ever!
cbr1100xxrules 1 year ago
Andy Kaufman of our generation!!!
jonb3162001 1 year ago
OMFG I miss Tom Green! This is sooooo funny and perfect! He's one of the only funny comedians... everyone else these days suck camel cock...
afsocpuma 1 year ago
I would have been laughing to the point of pissing myself.
yootubeisforfags 1 year ago
CLASSIC!!!
scal031 1 year ago
I don't like stand up really at all. This however is the only stand up act that would make me laugh much. Seriously.
jbjindra 1 year ago
This was best stand up performance i ever seen and i seen them a lot - seriously!
Man i still laughing...
vipjerry 1 year ago
greatest video IVE EVER FUCKIN SEEN, IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT WUZ BETTER IN THA 90Z
Wyteass 1 year ago
Oh xD I think I missed this one all those years xD
Jemand84 1 year ago
It's like they came all this way for this
chocothaiweed 1 year ago
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templeofmarduk 1 year ago
looooo!!
Deckardpr 1 year ago
If I were in the audience I would have walked out.............to change my pants
Captain0Nuke 1 year ago 2
SSOOOOOO FUNNY!
zutton79 1 year ago
So, he's actually retarded...? I don't get it. The people clapped for sympathy of the retarded guy?
AxisG123 1 year ago
This isn't funny
FredrichNietzsche25 1 year ago
LOL TROLLED
SirAwesomepants 1 year ago
JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ryotbryant 1 year ago
@ryotbryant lol
Captain0Nuke 1 year ago
Tom Green rules.
teamharvick76 1 year ago
Who might be this JOSHUA!?
MRCactusJack007 1 year ago 3
@MRCactusJack007 my name is Joshua
DyingFetusSkinless 1 year ago
This is retarded
smokingfast 1 year ago
same here. funny ass shit hahaha fuckin dope
MHverses 1 year ago
hahahaha
partyhouse88 1 year ago
this was stupid =/
Moloch95 1 year ago
hahahaha fucking funny
fuckin down
MHverses 1 year ago
This is the best impersonation of Dane Cook I've ever seen.
mlane120 1 year ago 4
Was this real?
Ollieisanarchy54 1 year ago
i would love to get drunk and watch tom do stand up...........DRUNK AS FUCK!!!
drummer87ish 1 year ago
This is great!
mlaster82 1 year ago
i mean this is funny, but only because its so degrading. He can be funny without this kinda gag
SeanIacono 1 year ago
this is mtv's material, not tom's. watch his rogers ottawa shit, or die.
FuckingStanz 1 year ago
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thekiddiepool69 1 year ago
the best thing i have ever scene.people laugh at first then they turn on him,proving how retarted everybody is.
thekiddiepool69 1 year ago
This was fucking classic. I remember seeing it the first time and its still funny as shit
NiggerGuy11111 1 year ago 2
He is trying to displease them. They don't see the humour in it which why it is funny.
SweeperstheBoss 1 year ago
funniest shit ever
crimsonlung 1 year ago 2
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sucks balls
Iceclimbers13 1 year ago
look at glenn trying to hold back laughter at 1:31
turtles12 1 year ago 4
omg...lmao!
chrismahan21 1 year ago
i would be laughing my ass off
LeviProut 1 year ago 2
JOSHUA! JOSHUA! Tom Green is a GENIUS! please come back to television Tom...
afsocpuma 1 year ago 18
omg i almost shit myself at 1:35 to 1:40 with those noises lmfao
alex0888 1 year ago 3
funniest piece of stand up i have ever seen, and i have seen around over 9000 stand up acts!
bigal2222 1 year ago 4
you're welcome
glfballwackrguy 1 year ago
hahaha i nearly pissed meself laughin @ that shit! that nigga MC's a drole cunt ay no sense ov humour n too serious, i bet that'd be th funniest thing that's eva happened on that stage haha and if ya look closely (i could be seeing things) but wen th bouncer's draggin him out he has a smirk on his face!
asabovesobelowcunt 1 year ago 3
much better than dane cook...so much better
NicktheBarber31 2 years ago 35
"take him back to the hospital" lmao
Zaetix 2 years ago
I think this is called alternative comedy LOL
failtelear 2 years ago
I think it's awesome how instead of amusing the audience he just scared and confused the piss out of them. HAHAHAHA
OttoVonGoenne 2 years ago 2
people can say what they want about tom but his humor actually had a message... it was, don't take yourself so serious and lighten up...
notanomad 2 years ago 4
Live trolling FTW
MrRoboto81 2 years ago 3
hahaha man i fuckin luv tom green
KingNothing0001 2 years ago