Cosmo Kramer - Pennypacker

[dmucci100]

Wealthy American industrialist, philanthropist...bicyclist... 

[falzon76]

wat episode is this???

[Theburn77]

patience!

[HBCult]

Kramers likes a good mixed nut it seems.

[kbrinks]

I've seen this scene 5 million times and I feel the funniest part now is Kramer pausing a beat and saying "CAN DO!"

[ondebonde]

Anyone know what happends next? Food posioned customers?

[sethsm]

"mmmmmmm, machu pichu."

[maxpower01us]

You've screwed me again Pennypacker!!

[ChrisDSingh87]

kramer is the best troll there ever was.

[Getthefuckoffmylawn]

I'm laughing. He's hilarious.

[clrdr7]

Some of those are women's clothes...

Oh not a problem!

[HittokiriBatosai]

That is the runniest salsa I've ever seen.

[RugersRugin]

this dude puffin a black n mild

[dch8j]

I like how he's a wealthy industrialist and asks if the chips are free

[woussess]

1:25 HAHAHA.

[nochoice2]

Hey it's the lady from Gilmore girls at 2:10

[3x0du5jsant]

the kick is that 5demayo is mexican and he is going to peru, he is talking about "going native"

[DrPoon]

I love how the clicking of the price gun is clearly audible.

[Pedrosdanckwardt]

Elaine: You have screwed me again, Pennypacker!

Oh you nasty

[bluegiant888]

Occupado!

[MisledTrick]

I watched this episode ages ago, but did something happen to those ladies who ate the chips after? Did they die?

[tahoesmokey]

"They're desiccant's, they absorb moisture. These clothes wont last 5 years without them!" ...hahahaha

[Mike3138]

wealthy industrialist ... classic Kramer alias line

[girlzeyeview]

"I've changed my mind, I think I'm going to build a roller-coaster instead."

[Two27Face]

hahha he fucked uup the pricing gun so bad hahah how do you step on it like that? lol!

[snarfburger19]

420 likes...imma get high

[Maddolis]

@snarfburger19 Any excuse to blaze up!

[teameymelli1]

elaine the jewish princess

[j4man91]

that's not a cigar it's a black and mild!

[hampeindahouse]

"eeh occopado!"

[MrSkunkwork100]

"I'm a wealthy industrialist"

"Are these free?"

[TheVenturino123]

freakin elaine always trying to put someone out of business..so annoying

[uneedtherapy42]

this is Kramer at his best... amazing, hilarious... when he says he wants to get a feel for their condiments and unmentionables I lose it everytime

[xXChristianOttXx]

Best show ever

[StephenBanham]

"Patience!"

[paulsingtor]

Shop Assistant: Ladies Care for some chips?

Kramer: Don't mind if I do.

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

0:38 to 0:39 she is having a genuine "wat" moment.

[EmceeWhiteNoise]

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[JesusRad20]

BEST SHOW ON PLANET EARTH!!

[gladanka]

@JesusRad20 what planet

[laffizzle]

never loses it's edge

[RMena64]

that laugh at 0:47 cracks me up lol

[KillingJoke696]

elaine was pretty hot during these seasons, in the first couple she was so plain

[Flobbyoiboyz]

So what happened to the salsa? That's what I want to know!

[KaiserVadin]

@Flobbyoiboyz it got turn into posion anyone who dip the chip in it died or got sent to the hospital

[rapideye97]

H.E. Pennypacker. lawl

[unbridledenthusiasm]

Are these free?

[BeanZx13]

Elaine is SOO Hot

[wojtuniakfrog]

@BeanZx13 you can do better

[leoamar4385896]

He wants to get a feel of their condiments and unmentionables! LOL

[PunkyPrincessPop]

What was the thing that fell into the dip?

[fredlburrows]

@PunkyPrincessPop

It's a packet of silicates that you find in clothes to keep them from getting moisture damage.

[PunkyPrincessPop]

@fredlburrows Oh thanks, haha!!

[an0gr0br]

"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker!"

CLASSIC!

[charlieisgone]

I think I will build roller coaster instead.

[djfabozzi]

genius

[SaintsIV]

I always thought the line "hmm machu picchu" would get a bigger laugh..

hilarious

[madonnv]

Kramer was sheer brilliance... something about the look on his face as he says "WEALTHY American Industrialist" (0:32)

[philruppe]

OCCUPIEDO!



[chrizles]

1:07 LMAO

[nasnek]

now that chick is hot.

[Fanik10]

Jerry's girlfriend's stepmother was really hot!!

[dbossmx]

Did anyone else find it odd that Jerrys girlfriend and her mother are in the background? They had no reason for being there other than being a coincidence. Unless it's a subtle joke Im forgetting about.

[bradywahl]

@dbossmx She gets sick later from eating the desiccant-tainted salsa.

[Saebeck32]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the sexiest woman of all time!! Look at her big beautiful butt in this youtube clip: /watch?v=tTO6B97kdUA

[lealowo]

Nacho Pichu!!

[KittyPotm]

I'm gonna build a roller coaster instead : D

[psanford421]

lol to her face at 0:38.....she's like "is this guy for real?"

[Jornev]

@psanford421 Perfect wtf face.

[bennyvega100]

mmm macchu picchu! LOL

[TheRealFPSBigBoss]

Thumbs up for plan B!

[mkelly2791]

these clothes wont last 5 years without em!!

[preput]

that's "Lorelai Gilmore" at the end, isn't it...?

[nasnek]

@preput nope

[whorebucks]

you screwed me again PENNYPACKER!

[cs512tr]

@zidane583

what sane man wouldnt ;-P

[syrydiuk62]

i think i'll build a rollercoaster instead HAHA XD

[MrProfessorDonut]

@anwealde Look at that thing, it's just in no man's land.

[NoNoDigUpStupid]

LOL "the real gritty gritty"

[xsc614]

lol @ kramer smoking a black n mild

[ignoranceandwant]

Putomayo is actually the name of a record label that specializes in world music.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@zidane583 me too.

[anwealde]

Jerry's shirt's second button is too high

[TheMattswish]

Im still waiting for that roller coaster.....

[Evanation]

LMAO i love how his eyes wonder to the chips while he's talking to her lol

[mjax1111]

Get a feel for their condiments and unmentionables...lol

[123nyc1]

elain is hoooottt

[silentsniperrr]

UUUUUH OCCUPADO

[TheBorntooloose]

UMMMM MACHU PICHU

[onurerk]

"Patience!" :)

[tubenachos]

I should be AG Pennypacker for Halloween!

[washkoskat]

Plan B? there is no Plan b



[csigamer90]

You have screwed me again, Pennypacker!!!

[Alpito123]

MMMM MACOOOCIOPICIOO!!

[ErikMartin81]

President Obama wants to tax Pennypacker!

[boss180888]

*mouth full* are these free? xD

[thefedexpope]

haha, you can make more money sending box tops in to nickelboxtops com. It's sweet

[nklshaz]

@pessoaUtube Relax, it was a joke. Sorry if I pissed you off :)

[nklshaz]

@pessoaUtube Silly pessoaUtube, women don't get to think ;D

[kingssuck06]

you know the real gritty gritty 

[rubbersole79]

"........Patience....! "

[washkoskat]

Some of those are womens cloths. Plan B there is no Plan B.

[Gangstazila]

he's smoking a black and mild nooicee!

[sgtunix]

Elaine looks like a female version of Jay Leno.

[aseglkj]

@sgtunix I read that she once fatally stabbed a guy with her chin

[dudeustupid]

mmmmm machu pichu lol

[dudeustupid]

industrialist, philanthropist and uh....bicyclist lol

[pulatatm]

ocupaido!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drjrecordz]

Hilarious

[MrBlueBerry4201]

@zidane583 you and me both bro.:)

[dovestones]

"Occupido!!!"

[ZimmermanTelegram]

hahaahaha I love how he randomly takes clothes

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

"some of those are womens' clothes!'

'ohh, not a problem!'

[Murray9933]

"I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead."

[king802]

"You know, the real gritty-gritty."

[warmachine021]

Kramer poisoned the salsa (on purpose) for Jerry. He's like an Assassin trying to kill Mrs. Hamilton

[kawikatube]

2:07 Kramer didn't get sick? I guess those things have to disolve

[MrBuch169169]

'I think I'm going to build a rollercoaster instead...'

From now on, I'm saying that every time I change my mind!

[dumpnchase]

This might be my favorite scene of all time. I laugh every time I see it.

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

Kramer is the absolute opposite of nonchalance... He's chalance.

[j19527]

Ladies, care for some chips?

Well, I dont mind if I do.!

Lol!

[j19527]

I love it when he coughs!

[QuackyBear]

I love how Kramer stomped the price gun.

[aha45]

lol'd hard at "patience"

[EweTubee]

ahhhhh loco paido!!

[cmmorty99]

I think its funny how everyone who watches these clips comes out with the same quotes and laughs about the same things. My brother and I always quote "mmm machu pichu" and "I think I'll build a roller coaster instead".

All of the people I know who watch Seinfeld are the same as me and I am turning myself into a Seinfeld character by always mimicking their comments and reactions.

[ktmchick1]

@cmmorty99 My husband and I do the same thing. My husband said yesterday that we should try and spend an entire day just using Seinfeld quotes in our conversation. Because no matter what the situation is, there is an episode that applies. Hehe.

[BigDaddyDJD]

@ktmchick1 You are the coolest wife ever

[MrTonyBarzini]

@ktmchick1

Very true, sometimes to me it's like Seinfeld has covered everything and can apply almost everywhere, lol.

[DavKellar]

@cmmorty99 I think your correct lol

[METALMAN4Wii]

Those Packets are Poisonous to eat well play Mr Kramer......!

[rxp1019]

Ladies care for some chips? Dont mind if I do

[UNSCForwardUntoDawn]

I think I'll build a roller coaster instead..

[Ice9455]

these clothes won't last 5 years without them! lmao

[bofo85]

i'm going to name my kid Pennypacker

[METALMAN4Wii]

@bofo85 Just the middle ok you don't want him or her getting teased all there life do you.....?

[HigherPower2010]

@METALMAN4Wii good point for that guy i wouldnt name my kid pennypacker-_-

[sambluecat]

the four greatest shows on TV

Seinfeld

the office American version

and always sunny in philadelphia

and the Simpson's

[pennypacker93]

@sambluecat The Office is pants ! Ricky Gervais is a fake and a tosser.

[Ando1776]

You wealthy industrialist who will only open a silver mine based on condiments...

[mraudiofanatic]

Ladies, like some chips? Well, i don't mind if i do!

[kingssuck06]

Kramer would smoke a black and mild

[gyromancy2]

"Patience"

[Ander0072original]

why was elaine pissed that a women was spreading that she bought shoes at baugta chelles  is it a poor store? a rich store? a thrift shop?

[destiny6666]

I love how the actors always have to hold back a smile when doing a scene with the "Kramer" ... it's amazing how the character developed with time ... early days he was quite bland :)

[Theburn77]

patience!

[charliebrown0028]

Hahahaha que pendejo, i love this episode!

[PeterHBne1]

"Get the feel of their condiments, their unmentionables, you know the real ritty gritty."

Brilliant.

[kbrinks]

Roller coaster line always gets me.

[washkoskat]

@kbrinks me too. Only Seinfeld would have used roller coaster. Some of those are womens cloths

[CtrlRm]

lol can he come up with a more irrelevent and ridiculous story?

[xThaddeusx]

"These clothes won't last five years without them!"

[mcallen83]

Adding he's an American to all that is pure genius. Richards was one the best physical actors ever. Up there with Mark Heap and Keaton.

[sethfeldman]

Are these free?

[bicikletaa]

Aaaooociupaido!!!

[cs512tr]

@bicikletaa

" ahh machu pichi " lol

[preput]

@bicikletaa i'm pretty sure he says machu pichu....

[Playster3]

OMG that "Machu Pichu" part is so hilarious...just the way Kramer says it...PRICELESS!!! I just laughed myself to pieces! xD

[mubnut]

Art Vandelay was the best Seinfield character alter ego.

Pennypacker and Van Nostrand aren't too bad.

[JESSICA132434]

the girl at the counter looks black but this is one of my favorite seinfelds ever

[2010metsfan]

"You have screwed me again PennyPacker"

[stimpp]

Holy Mother this is hilarious!

[unfathomableinquiry]

Funny thing is that nobody has mentioned the hilarious irony between the word pennypacker and wealthy american industrialist lol. Why on gods green earth would someone wealthy pack pennies lol.

[votumseparatum1]

@unfathomableinquiry That isn't irony. Pennypacker is not a word. It's a surname. It would more likely signify a miser than a person who "pack pennies".

[mrCoNilla25]

ahahahaha

[306wutt]

would you ladies like some chips ? well i dont mind if i do LOL

[EweTubee]

"ahhh lucko paido!!"

[illisanantexico]

THESE CLOTHES WON'T LAST FIVE YEARS WITHOUT THEM! lol...

[wiltondeportes]

@illisanantexico that's not going to do anything!

[JackHighlander]

LMAO!! 0:38 the poor girl is totally dumbstruck, she's like, is this guy for real?!?! i think she doesn't know whether to break out in hysteria at this hipster duface or to be in total awe of this eccentric wealthy industrialist

[santopolo666]

the owner of the store is fuckin hot!

[johneldridgets]

@santopolo666 doggystyle

[mikesomething]

i think this episodes, or at least this elaine V the store is one of the rare seinfeld fails ......

[lalolalo46]

Ummm Machu Pichu, jajajajajajaja, gotta love this guy

[BMWRider1080]

some of those are womens cloths... eooo not a problem :)

It's A.G. Pennypacker. Lis