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WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BLOW TO GET SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING WALLPAPER?!

DaftyFox 11 hours ago

"I GOT FISTED IN THE WASH ROOM" OMG I just about died.

ClaraGrobanFan 5 days ago

DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH!?!

cds383 1 week ago

"What would you do if I stuck my cock in the warp drive." That was just mint! XD

exorcete 1 week ago

Fiddy proof.

CrestalMyth 1 week ago

The RUSH hi-hat scoop "tssss" was genius.

kuhboom22 2 weeks ago

I love you guys!!! FUNNY AS HELL

seanbreeden 2 weeks ago

holy shit! funny as my ass comes off!

bullshit1ization 2 weeks ago

robots shat on my horoscope

JonnyRay82 2 weeks ago

Five fish heads

JonnyRay82 2 weeks ago

Wombats and Sheep

VT903M 3 weeks ago

"Dance with me"

MyZk089 3 weeks ago

I wonder if there's a band called Fish Cream.

RamekGreen 1 month ago

DJOOOO...

-huge fan

jasonspangler2010 1 month ago

what's this about hockey and drummers?

SyndicalistTimes 1 month ago

Who do you have to blow, to get some god damn, fucking wallpaper!?

pronstorestiffi 1 month ago 4

Ohh my god this shit is spltting my sides!!! Why is this not on TV. It's fucking hilarious!!!

OUfootballAuthority 1 month ago

Tingg

EpicFailSoundsGay 1 month ago

"Five fish heads!" LOOOOOOOOL

LiveTillItHurts97 1 month ago

FIDDY PROOF

barnsoldat91 1 month ago 2

@barnsoldat91 its jizz'n!

EpicFailSoundsGay 1 month ago

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This totally cracked me up :-D

djspesh82 1 month ago

This totally cracked me up :-D

djspesh82 1 month ago

HAHAHA!

djspesh82 1 month ago

ting.

lolmattt 1 month ago

"What'd you do if I stuck my c*** in the warp drive?"

NathanielOfLight 1 month ago

That was fucking AWSOME!! Good job!! :)

Xhelil34 1 month ago

...."robots shat on my horoscope" that one did it for me

JugglingTeacups 2 months ago

"WE HAVE A FAX!" - best moment

Keytaster 2 months ago 9

Cygnus X-1. Lovely.

wheresthejam 2 months ago

FISH BEAT

evilanakie 2 months ago

"Rhubarb" is an easy word to fit in to this sort of thing. Actors will even use it when they're pretending to have a conversation in the background in TV and movies-- I recommend it!

snLobstrosity 2 months ago

wallpaper ALWAYs gets me

StargateMunky 2 months ago

"I'm so hot for panda rape!" "So am I!" lol

lordtalon69 2 months ago

DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH!?!

radioman312 2 months ago

This is so funny. How do you do this?

Treeslawood 2 months ago

These r just hillarius XDDD

niboro2 2 months ago

"What would you do.. If I stuck my cock in the warp drive?" xD lmao

lizardgex1 3 months ago 2

We have a fax!

telephas1c 3 months ago 5

That girl at the end looks about 12.

schutzenhaus 3 months ago

@schutzenhaus That's the age of consent in the 24th century.

davidls11 2 months ago

This is just the best editing I've seen in ages. Great Job guys, where can I sign up to work with you?

Leshutchens4 3 months ago

"Who do you have to blow to get some god damn wall paper?!"

incitingincidentsinc 3 months ago 2

Eat my toes!

schutzenhaus 3 months ago

what would you do if I stuck my cock in the warp drive?

aapp81 3 months ago

WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BLOW TO GET SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING WALLPAPER?!

MyNameIsBucket 3 months ago

aw shit, i be talking like mr. T

HapPyDong746 3 months ago

WHARF'S A DOUCHE BAG!

ReeveFFXI 3 months ago

Love these vids so much. If I make an apple mead/cyser and call it djo cyser would that be cool with you guys?

Aurin316 4 months ago

i just love that part what group is this fish cream timeless trully timeless this is indeed the best one ever.

staticmunk7777 4 months ago

I am watching this episode right now, AND drinking apple juice. Seriously.

CobainCountry 4 months ago

me have a wide forehead haha cracks me up everytime

SpartanStig117 4 months ago

I can't stop watching these...and now I'm dying for some apple juice! XP

negascoot23 4 months ago

Its more than cum its Jism!

duratoke 4 months ago in playlist More videos from dayjoborchestra

I love how much you love rush :D

shawfulgamer 4 months ago

Fish Cream!

TheMrPyrotiger 4 months ago

wookie cum? its more than sour, its jizz'n

doesbackflips 4 months ago

Stick a waffle in your ORIFICE!!

bajess 4 months ago

What is the song at the end?

sirheavyhitter 4 months ago

Im a lesbian, and Im...happy.

Drunkmanatee 5 months ago

Fuck yeah Rush at 1:09

AirwaveInvader 5 months ago

who do you have to blow to get some (curse) wallpaper. hahaha

NickMueh 5 months ago

@FangedRabbit Stupid was a man, smartest man on Earth. He had a brother named Genius, and he was dumb as dirt.

RubberToadstools 5 months ago

Who do you have to blow to get some fking wall-paper?

12121jg 5 months ago

Wookie Cum: Its more than sour, its jizzm!

bmehilos 5 months ago

"... AH SHIT I BEEN TALKIN LIKE MISSA T ! "

MelissaTicky 5 months ago

@MelissaTicky "Fuckin' hate this WALL, hate this fuckin' WHITE SHIT..."

Probably the best Avery Brooks/Sisko impression I've ever heard, actually.

soupalex 5 months ago

@soupalex Your comment does NOT suck Wookie...

"WHO DO YOU HAVE TO BLOW TO GET SOME FUCKIN' WALLPAPER, DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH!"

MelissaTicky 5 months ago

WE HAVE A FAX

EyeOnTheTV 5 months ago in playlist dayjoborchestra TNG 2

O'Brian doesn't know if he's Scottish or Irish.

sharperguy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from dayjoborchestra 2

@sharperguy Yeah he seems to have had a temporary change of nationality. We'll have to call him Miles McBrien instead.

RS250Squid 5 months ago

"Tiiiing." "Mmmmm..."

sortilegus 5 months ago

@FangedRabbit Sorry to hear that. Try vitamin B.

dayjoborchestra 5 months ago 25

"I'll mail you a grilled cheese sandwich"

"How do you do that?"

"...nice tits" XD

BTAL1ama 5 months ago

DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH!?

equalcharliebrown 5 months ago

2:18

dx11101 6 months ago

"I wish I was the Pope and I was bowling for foreskin."

AdmiralMemo 6 months ago 17

you know i was talking about them..adfh HOCKEY DRUMMERS

trogdor714 6 months ago

"I'm so hot for panda rape."

"so am I!" *farts*

joshuacmarr 6 months ago

OMG hilarious

storms08 6 months ago

Fax !

singh60 6 months ago

This video is fitty proof

ri0tsirenXx27 6 months ago

2:01 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

MistressoftheDork 6 months ago

Who do you have ta blow to get some goddam..F*CKING wallpaper!?

DO-YOU-HAVE-A-WRENCH?!

Shad0wSpill 6 months ago 3

@Shad0wSpill Quite likely the greatest line ever said.

nitehawk86 5 months ago

O'Brien's dialogue has me on the floor

NobleThiellus 6 months ago

AW SHIT.. I BE TALKIN LIKE.. MISTA T

freefallstylin 6 months ago

2:18 I'm sending you a fax! Applejuice? BLAM HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

BigNickontheDrum 6 months ago

put a waffle in your oriface! lmao!!

CaptKanuk73 6 months ago

did the pope bowl for foreskin?

bachterman 6 months ago

wookie cum? its more than sour. its jizzin

ittybittykittytitty 6 months ago

*explosion* sorry

DeadlyNightShade60 6 months ago

DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH?!

georgeliquor42 6 months ago

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TheJonDover 6 months ago

"ting"

jakecornish5 6 months ago

Five fish heads.

thesmart358 6 months ago

Chicken and ribs!

Mondian 6 months ago

Hey fool, me and you got some fixin up to do!

kakashi76767 7 months ago

WE HAVE A FAX!!!

deathbforgot 7 months ago

"..Sorry!" haha

Voivrenetwork 7 months ago

1:20 funniest part ever :)

dryque2006 7 months ago

Wookie cum? its more than sour its jizzum

dryque2006 7 months ago

Do You have a wrench?

Robots shat on my horoscope.

Aw, shit. I've been talking, I like me some TAINT.

I'm so hot, for panda rape.

SO AM I. |farts|

SteveBlarkman 7 months ago

@SteveBlarkman I think he said talking like mr. T

dryque2006 7 months ago

@dryque2006 PUT A WAFFLE IN YOUR ORIFICE.

It does make a bit more sense, though, your interpretation.

SteveBlarkman 7 months ago

who do you have to blow to get some goddamn fucking WALL PAPER?!?!?! DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH!!!!

sagalian 7 months ago

5/5

judiluvshercules999 7 months ago

32 people need to have a kiwi and relax.

barscotch 7 months ago

"Put a waffle in your orifice!"

Calriec 7 months ago

do you have a wrench!?!?

sagalian 7 months ago

for christmas i'd like to fax ex hubby some apple juice....

judiluvshercules999 7 months ago

where can i get some douche beer and styrofoam nuns....my ex is into that kinda thing.lol

judiluvshercules999 7 months ago

That is fucking awesome!

Ieatsouls11 7 months ago

I wish I was Amish...

lmFromNorway 7 months ago

TING!

clintallen123 7 months ago 2

This is one of my favorites "who do you have to blow to get some god damn wallpaper!"

bideovlogger 7 months ago

could you guys let us know which episodes these trek clips are from?

lovetranscends 7 months ago

im so hot... for panda rape.

startrekkin1701 7 months ago

@startrekkin1701 so am i.

lovetranscends 7 months ago

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startrekkin1701 7 months ago

DO. YOU. HAVE. A. WRENCH.

PaniqBloosh 7 months ago 33

@PaniqBloosh Robots shat on my horoscope. :(

colinfirst002 5 months ago

@PaniqBloosh At first I thought it was DO YOU HAVE A RIDGE?

ItsTurningGreen002 5 months ago

i wish i was the pope and i was bowling for foreskin

jsickler 7 months ago 3

Odo: "I got fisted in the washroom"... I literally rofled :-)

Keytaster 7 months ago

what would it do if i stuck my cock in the warp drive? lol.

judiluvshercules999 7 months ago 5

Notice how they say apple juice in every episode. That's randomly funny! :)

harrypotterfantng 8 months ago

ting

Psymon13black 8 months ago 40

No matter how many times I watch this video, it never stops being funny

TheFiendMan 8 months ago

Bi polar mr. T

4allgamers 8 months ago 3

For added hilarity, turn on the Transcribe Audio option; it's horrendously inaccurate!

lazyman16 8 months ago 2

My favourite lines are: ALL OF THEM!!!!! Brilliant stuff boys. Keep em comin

harceps 8 months ago

Robot shat on my horoscope :C

mistahmaxi 8 months ago

0:36...you and me both, bro

MusicalMisanthropist 8 months ago

holy shit! when the black dude started screaming around 1:40 I fell on the ground and couldn't get up! so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MusicalMisanthropist 8 months ago

Oh God! I thought I was gonna have a heart attack! The tears are streaming down my face! Oh Jesus!!!

hawkhandsaw 8 months ago 2

awesome

realomon 8 months ago

Posting a fringe, sorry I didn't, relief Tacoma!! Blitzer on my hand. I love you so Dont die. Saigon rape shit man. Xbox over a taco, Im a window God so watch my videos!

kevinbesler 8 months ago

Before you rape a, god ate some fish, swim in the water, is good to drink. Watch my random videos! Cigarette not required for a Iceland book. Fuck! :D

kevinbesler 8 months ago

is it bad if i can recite every word perfectly

Spock103 8 months ago

press 7, for T.!

jugboy222 8 months ago

just an FYI O'Brien is Irish not Scottish. accents are weird . :) Love this tho

rossacullen 8 months ago

Press 6 if you fucking hate this wall

Morfy 8 months ago

I fucking loved it

N33dM04rM3t4l 8 months ago

Press 7 for Tea!

archangel316 8 months ago

32 people are bowling for foreskin

test123ok 8 months ago

TING!

THEDAILYZILLA 9 months ago

LOL at the water bottle hitting bentene in the face!!

silaku 9 months ago

Hey, I'm gonna fax you something. Can you guess what it is?

snailboy38 9 months ago

@snailboy38 - Applejuice, perhaps?

ChronoGXay 8 months ago

I almost squirted Arnold Palmer out of my nose while watching this. I also almost spontaneously ejected the Arizona brand half and half beverage that I was drinking, out of my nose.

THANKS DJO

HT9150 9 months ago

Gooo stick a hokey team up your ass! hahahhahhaha!!!!!!

dangerjim67 9 months ago

That sucks salmon! *TING!*

71ravn 9 months ago

Apple juice

WatchdogGoon 9 months ago

I wish i was the pope and i was bowling for foreskins AHAHAHHA

Cookielooky 9 months ago

love how O'Brian sounds like Christopher Lambert in Highlander! ;-)

RudiVanDizzario 9 months ago

32 people broke their fax machines with apple juice.

imortal22 9 months ago

31 people dont have a wrench

TRIARII117 9 months ago

Hahah Fish Cream is one of the best, and most underrated ones. :D

WelfareSymphony 9 months ago 3

Ting!

Zexerous 9 months ago 2

Chewey :D

sabbathian 9 months ago

I got fisted in the washroom =/

Novelladelleda 9 months ago

thanks to this video, i now include "that sucks salmon" into my daily vocabulary.

ViremasterOfUSA 9 months ago 3

I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOUR WORK IT IS THE ABSOLUTE CRANBERRY PAMPHLET OF LOBE NIMBUS TIMES A KANGAROOSTER.

VYD239 9 months ago

Only a handful of people who watched this video actually watched the episodes beforehand. Only a few in that handful can say the titles of the episodes used. God, I love Trekkies! I hope that when i get out of college, i can find Trekkies to sleep with.

Dubisteinmiststuck 9 months ago