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  • Italians like to eat! Ya gotta have some vice! In a real fight? Karate has to win quick, kicks are too slow and the submission expert usually wins! That would be Segal! He does have an ego problem, which is really puzzling because he's a Buddest. But, then again, everybody on the right pretends to be Christian and never ever follow Jesus' teachings! Go figure!

  • How come Seagal is so fat when he's suppose to be some guru?

  • Ha ha ha ha ha that was the best Seagal roasting I have ever heard of.Oh I just laughed my ass off

  • Howard tells it like it is

  • Howard is hilarious..fuck all these haters

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  • @MrLas74 No doubt Seagal would fuck Howard up, but that`s not the point. The point is that Seagal would get his ass handed to him by any real fighter. I`m sure Howard know Seagal can fuck him up as well, but do you think he cares?

  • He forgot to mention Segal puts on a "yat" accent,it's hilarious because only idiots from Metairie,St.Benard have that.It's funny as hell.Metairie map wise is like Ft.Lauderdale to Miami if you wanna think of it like that,but a whole lot crappier than Ft.Lauderdale.

  • hes a cop in metarie; a suburb of New Orleans. it is a big town and an extremely dangerous one at that. howard is such a schmuck. Hes not even funny anymore.

  • BLACKS LOVE SEGAL. ROBIN GIVENS IS ACTING VERY APE ISH

  • STERNHAS THE PERFECT FACE FOR RADIO.

  • Seagal is kinda like Cro Cop.

  • @RipperRedDead i bet you only watched cro cop in ufc! in mirko's pride days, he was a killer. if he did act like a dickhead alot, it was probably due to the fact that fighters hate annoying media people!

  • i love how stern mispronounces people's last names

  • 55 pole smokers

  • THAT BLACK BITCH COULDN'T GET A JOB SUCKING DICK IN HAITI

  • FUCK STERN. HE'S AN ASSHOLE ON LINE WITH PORN STARS. FUCKING JERK

  • Maybe he is good at fighting.But I have seen him kick a dog at the Montreal airport.Personally If my mom would have jumped him,she could had have problems,but if she would not have been there,he would have had another kind of problem!Long hair is a good tool.Personally I think he's an asshole!He probably would have a second ass.

  • @repmanlegion He kicked a dog? He always claims, he is buddist and a great friend of

    cats and dogs. One more hypocritic person in Hollywood

  • H.Stern forever the asshole. Say that shit to his face Howy!

  • Seagal is also a mob rat.

    

  • @spader49 Exactly!

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  • Howard Sperm? Look in Websters under his name and see a picture of dog shit! Awesome!

  • oh shit tommy look its stevie the seagull

  • @fritzkat Yes, he can fly and may crap on you !

  • Sorry, BlackoftheNight, I only speak English so I don't understand a word of what you wrote. Maybe if you take Seagal's nutsack out of your mouth and type in complete sentences with proper grammar, I will understand your well thought out point.

  • howard stern go fuck youurself you fucking pussy lol dumb cunt :)

  • @IIBlackoftheNightII Howard Sperm?

  • The only thing Steven Segaul didn't learn in his adventures to Japan is not to be an arrogant ego maniac.

  • Segal is one of the most unpleasant persons in Hollywood. Has a big ego and throws it around.

  • all you are haters

  • Segal is the biggest con. Alot of those scenes were faked. And for anyone intrested steven seagal was chocked out and crapped him self in the process by an old man. Google it, its proven proven.

  • Van Damme against a young Seagal would be an interesting fight. As long as Van Damme didn't telegraph his moves, I would give VD the edge. VD cannot let Seagal start that close line shit and fast w/ chung moves. Strength would go to VD, but overall effectiveness goes to Seagal.

  • Ehhhh.... *deep breathing*.... Ehhh... "This is how you use a gun" .... Ehhhh *Deep breathing*

  • @bizplan574 Stop squeezing yourself down there

  • nah aikido is the real deal

    steven seagal isnt the best spokesman for aikido but aikido is very effective. Its just a question if you to be a expert in self defense or a expert in being a fighter.

    If you want to be a fighting learn to box or mma

    if u just want selfdefense aikid's cool

  • @Raizo1988 Very Cool!!! VER COOL!

  • @Raizo1988 20 years of mastering aikido < .45 ACP

  • @richie8811

    lol right on....

  • 500 pounds?...literally pissed my pants at that. Jesus Howard LMFAO!

  • Akido isn't useless, but it's not a fighters art form. It's martial arts for pacifists, totally stripped down to being devoid of any offense.

    Seagal is a fraud. Notice how he only "taught" Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida after they were already world class fighters?

    The real Seagal ran away from a fight with Van Damme and got his ass kicked by Gene Lebell after bragging about how nobody on the planet could choke him out because he had a foolproof counter. What an idiot.

  • @onemortal the guy taught in japan idiot

  • @butchy586 What does that have to do with anything, "idiot"? Seagal being taught in Japan does not change the fact that he is a fraud who pretends to be the sensei of guys who are vastly superior martial artists.

  • @onemortal he wasnt taught in japan he taught in japan.know you facts before you run your mouth

  • @butchy586 RIGHT ON!

  • @butchy586 They run their mouths, with brains turned off! Showing how little they know!

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  • @onemortal LOL!

  • @onemortal LOL! I never heard of Lebell until now so I started finding all kinds of videos of him on YT. Apparently he is one of the original bad-asses of mixed martial arts :)

  • @onemortal Aikido is a wartime martial art. It is not something you would use in MMA because of the use of small joint manipulation, which is illegal. It is also very useful against multiple attackers. The same could not be said for styles like BJJ. It is not devoid of offensive moves, but you were assumed to know how to attack if you studied it. In it's conception, you could not even study unless you were already proficient in martial arts. It is absolutely a fighters art.

  • @Emortis9 You're thinking of Aikijutsu. Aikido means the way of harmony and most certainly is NOT a wartime art. It's a watered down version from Ueshiba. Having studied both, I'd still say BJJ is superior. You've got to remember that times change and Aikijutsu might have been (and I mean it when I say *might*) useful during the times when people were wearing battle armour and only their wrists and a few other body parts were accessible, but it's not gonna work well in a modern fight.

  • @onemortal It would help if you could actually spell AIKIDO. Unless you an kick his ass I would STFU.

  • @onemortal I love the one video floating around of Seagal "training" Lyoto, where he is teaching Lyoto illegal MMA moves and telling him that they are legal. I`m pretty sure the video was actually posted by Seagal himself or someone involved with him, and comments have been disabled. I wanted to trash him so bad about half the moves he`s teaching Lyoto although might be okay tactics in a streetfight, just aren`t legal in unified MMA rules.

  • @HBKCommish Mr Perfect beat the crap out of Seagal in an airport. google it.

  • @onemortal: You don't quite connect the facts you yourself gave in your message. Because aikido is a defensive style, people who practice it don't fight unless they REALLY need to. Seagal refused to fight JCVD because that's the philosophy of aikido, to avoid conflicts. As for Lebell, S wanted to prove something and dared L to choke him out; L did his best and did choke S out, but that wasn't a REAL fight. As for Silva & Lyoto, they seeked S's help in order to REMAIN champs.

  • @onemortal: Don't get me wrong, I like JCVD better, but I wouldn't dismiss Seagal as a fraud. He's unwisely self-assured and his movies are too violent, which is just contrary to the philosophy of the art he practices. But he is a cop, he does train many champs, he does believe in himself and the things he learnt. You've gotta admire that. If he's a fraud why has he worked in the police force for so long and why are there so many MMA champs training under him ? He can' be THAT bad.

  • A black guy in a bad neighborhood at night and you can just tell he has a gun? No way who would've guessed that. The real trick is to spot the ones there who weren't carrying a gun.

  • It's like Dwight Schrute got his own cop show.

  • u dont know shit abt martial arts,give him some respect,please shut up.

  • Steven Seagal trained in Japan as a teenager, coming up through the ranks to Master of Aikido. The Japanese respect and revere him, as do I. He has had his own training facility in Japan and California. I forget the name they call it there! He is for real. Aikido is for real. AND HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS OFF IF YOU HAVE THE STONES TO TAKE HIM ON! Yea baby!

  • @triumphmanful Tell that to Gene Lebell.

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  • Howard Sperm would cry for his mommy in yiddish if he met Steven Seagal for real, but being the asshol- that he is he can mock Steven Seagal and get away with it. Too bad they allow his kind of crap on the air! Someday soon his mouth will be shut for good, and good riddence to garbage!

  • @triumphmanful he is a shock jock. What do you expect?

  • Stupid hebrew

  • Lol this just shows how stupid,ignorant Howard Stern is,how can u say on radio some shitty little town?,what,was he raised by an animals or something,no culture or anything lol,and that woman sheesh.no wonder everyone thinks Americans r stupid,when u got this dude showing his ignorance to whole world.

  • I love the way Howard is adding a 100 pounds every minute haha!

  • I know oxycontin'o !

  • nice hair faggot

  • fuckin jew

  • crack me up everything single fucking time I listen!!!

  • fuck steaven seagal... !

  • I wonder how the lady with how-weird can talk when she's got her head so far up his ass. Ever heard of a comb howard? They've been around for a while.

  • Fuck howard stern

  • Master Segal was the man on the grassy knoll LOL

  • Howard is the real Steven Seagal! Epic

  • Master Seagal is for real!!!!

  • I would like to see Howie do an interview with Steven just so I could laugh my ass off watching Howie teach us all how to bow down and kiss some Seagal ass!!

  • @TheYammit Yah, I am sure that would happen. Howard Stern is king.

  • @Burnz2much Coward Stern is an ass that hides behind a mic running his mouth him and Rush Limpballs are twins born from the same Jack-ass!!

  • @TheYammit And they make millions doing it. They are laughing all the way to the bank.

  • @CelestialWoodway I know! Sad thing about that is all the people that like and listen too them and to know that there are alot of sick individuals like them in this world..

  • if any one doubts seagals skills checkout his bio his life b4 his movie career and how he got to star in movies he co wrote . aint shit about seagal fake no matter how fat he gets

  • I like Howard but Seagal knows some shit whether he thinks so or not

  • In like 92 or 93 segal was the grand master or whatever for mardi GRAS in new Orleans. We saw him when we were all in a large crowd. One of my friends pulled his little ponytail when his back was turned. Nothing happened.

  • Steven would snap howards neck like a toothpick.

  • Steven Seagal SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BigKennyT666 Steven Seagal kicks Ass!!!!

  • hahahahahahaa!!..i love Howard Stern

  • Lmfao

    

  • why is Howard Stern talkin shit Steven Seagal would make him cry like a bitch, Aikido is 1 of the best martial arts because of its lockings oh and by the way its Hapkido in 1:27 dumbass

  • as if real cops would listen to Steven Seagal, obviously on his payroll

  • ATTENTION STERN FANS:

    MUTT FROM SFN DOESN'T TEACH HIS KIDS TO WIPE CORRECTLY.

    SAL THE STOCKBROKER SAYS THERE ARE DOODY STAINS IN THE UNDIES

  • it is, funny ass dude

  • hahahahah this is fkn hilarious

  • i love how how people actually stick up for Steve Seagal...REALLY!?! that's who your gonna stand your ground for? A talentless actor who resorted to becoming another douchebag cop in a desperate attempt to make a shit reality series...its so funny how easy it is to piss some people off

  • kevin hart does the best nerdy white caucus guy!! EVER! steven segal is the man, haters eat a dick!!

  • Man Howard that is the perfect black guy.

  • Steven Seagal is one of the all time douchebags and frauds.

  • @PookieBernstein Steven Seagal is amazing

  • @hotstuffohyea yeah he sure is in front of the camera!

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  • Why rag on Seagals weight? He's like 60 years old, it's normal to get old and fat, but he still looks pretty good for his age. You can argue the ineffectiveness of Aikido (I'm not even impressed by it), but c'mon 7th dan Aikido master? First foreigner to teach in Japan? One of the biggest action stars of the 90's? Howard Stern is just a button pusher by comparison and a very unfunny one at that. Hell, the average Seagal DTV movie made me laugh more than this shit head.

  • When I was working at the Fender custom shop, Steven sent his Stratocaster in for repairs via a first class plane ticket and a private limo from the airport. I also saw him at the NAMM show with his assistant following him with a pizza in case he got hungry. He's a joke. I shoulda rubbed my balls on his guitar.

  • Stern, you are what you have always been, a complete and utter asshole......try just once to do what Segal does....asshole...sorry, your mouth cannot back up what Seagal can do....sorry ass...

  • @benjams115 well said. The Stern Show rules

  • HOWARD STERN IS GOOD but BEAST 1333 is SUPERIOR

    YOUTUBE KEYWORD: ILLUMINATI BEAST

  • Howard is such a media whore!

  • I'LL KICK STEVEN SEAGAL'S ASS. STEVE!!! IF YOUR READING THIS, I'M CALLING YOU OUT PUSSY!!!! I'LL BEAT YOU SENSELESS!!!! FAT FAGGOT!!!!

  • @72281livefreeordie Those are some pretty strong words, coming from somebody sitting behind a computer. You must be a tough mofo...

  • @hardcore9427 steven is that you? I'll beat you. I work out! I watched all of your movies in slow motion. I practiced all your moves on my friends ranging from Above the Law, to Under Siege. I am awesome!! You are old!!!! I can bench press 400 lbs and people are afraid to fight me. I don't eat at Donuts.

  • @72281livefreeordie People who talk the most shit are the ones who get their asses kicked every time. Moreover, benchpressing don't mean shit and anybody who thinks otherwise is no doubt an amateur. But I bet yous a tuff muddafukka huh? You know what, you got my vote for president so I'll be looking for you out there campaining. Just do it, and not post a video on youtube just saying that you're gonna do it. If you're for the people then goddamnit I wanna see some fuckin' action!

  • @72281livefreeordie that is one of the most foolish things i have heard. he would murder you. sorry but he would.

  • @natenutting the only thing Seagal could murder is the dollar menu at McDonalds.

  • Yeah, Seagal can shoot like Robin Hood, just like he can fight like Superman... that's just why he's never won a single contest in shooting OR fighting!

    Seagal gets winded just by TALKING! He can't even deliver his LINES anymore!

    And anyone KNOWS that it's easy to take a gun away from someone who's just pointing it WITH THE SAFETY ON.

  • couldnt even listen to all of that. Stern is and has been crap and so are all the people that works for him. I will not get into it with anyone on here, i dont care what else is said. I have been entertained with Seagals movies since the 80's and still continue to be entertained.

  • He's a cop in some shitty town in New Orleans, the SHITTIEST cop-town in the USA?

    Talk about sleaze.

    Seriously, he's completely full of shit.

  • You're a douchbag. It's jefferson parrish and it's not as shitty as the asshole of America New York.

  • lol Stern sounds more like Clint Eastwood

  • Howard seems like the bullshit artist. "I know everything about it!". Doesn't know where it is, what Segal's best known martial art is etc. Stern is awful. His guests and staff make the show.

  • @Number1HB

    Seagal's best known art is BULLSHIT.

    He never used any real martial arts, not even aikido which is crap.

  • @postalmeter He is a 7th degree aikido blackbelt, first foreginer to have an Dojo in Japan.... You need to have some mad skills and dedication to do that.. And people should try aikido before they judge. Normally the people talking shit are fat teenagers who worship MMA..

  • @Mrshinobipants

    "He is a 7th degree aikido blackbelt,"

    BULLSHIT-- he scammed his black-belt and gave himself promotions.

    "first foreginer to have an Dojo in Japan."

    BULLSHIT!! his mother-in-law owned it, he married into the family.

    "You need to have some mad skills and dedication to do that.."

    BULLSHIT! Waving hands, no competition "And people should try aikido before they judge."

    There's nothing to try, it has NO proven record in competition.

    Go on, win the UFC.

    HA!

  • @postalmeter If you really think the Japanese would let him scam himself up in rank, and beeing the head of a dojo IN Japan if he didnt have the skills for it, you really do not know Japanese culture and therefor not what you are talking about, as for Aikido in competition, they do not compete in Aikido, people beeing raised into that philosophy ofcourse wouldnt have any interest in it either. But if an Aikido practitioner trained with UFC as a goal i imagine he would do fairly well

  • @Mrshinobipants

    Yeah I'm just quoting what his ex-wife Miyako Fujitani said, DIPSHIT.

    Seagal is a compulsive lying con-artist who has married 3 different women including Kelly LeBrock by lying his as off to them, so obviously he's good at it.

    Get your facts straight, you might wanna start by pulling your head outta your ass, and your nose out of Seagull's.

    And as for an okeydokey in the UFC, there's never been one in ANY competition, so you're full of shit on that point as well.

  • @postalmeter You find it strange that an ex-wife(s) to such a famous person would say something like that? Asshole or not, he truly is an skilled aikido practitioner, opened the door for many westerners.

    And the competition part, that WAS my point, in the martial art Aikido there isnt any competition so ofcourse they wouldnt go things like the UFC. I shouldnt have said anything to you, once again im made aware of the futility in an internet argument. Sorry good sir, and have a grand night

  • @Mrshinobipants

    Opened the door to BULLSHITO, aikidido is USELESS CRAP.

    Yeah you shouldn't have said anything if you got your head up your ass, it just comes out farts.

    You'd damned straight Aikido isn't in the UFC-- because they'd get PWNED you idiot!

    What, you don't think you need to PROVE something works?

    GAWD you are an arrogant idiotic little piece of shit, you'll get your ass handed to you if you ever get into combat with ZERO real-life experience IDIOT!

  • @postalmeter Thank you! Aikido is fucking worthless.

  • @postalmeter If they sparred full contact like Judo, BJJ, Sambo then it would work better.

  • @Mrshinobipants

    I find it strange that you believe that a wife who was still married to him when he married someone else, would make up lies about a proven compulsive liar who made other bullshit claims and lied through his ass about everything, but still idiot-morons like you believe it because you got his nose up his ass, just like you believe that Aikido works in a real fight with no proof.

    You're obviously a teenager with no father in your mommy's basement she taught you to pee squatting.

  • @postalmeter Gee internet warrior, just how many street fights have you been in??..I'll bet zero,nada,zilch.....sounds about right, doesn't it??. How many years in martial arts?, I'll bet the same...right?. Why don't you stop trying to imitate a tough guy cuz you're obviously not. You embarrass yourself with all this wannabe attitude. Stick to making comments on subjects you may know something about...like working at the post office or your modern dance classes.

  • @jeffsor47 \

    BWAHAHAHAHA what a douche in his mommy's basement

  • @postalmeter I just figured you out postalmeterman. YOU'RE GAY!, that's why you have this need to talk tough on the net....to compensate! Good luck with that!

  • @jeffsor47

    You're gay, huh? That explains why YOU LOVE TO "GET ANAL!"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • S.S. is top 5 badasses.

  • @deuceswild76

    More like FATASSES.

  • segal is like the aikido grandmaster (shows you how fake that bullshit martial arts really is...)

  • o&a are right radio holes ruin shows not to mention howard...

  • Best black man impression ever.

  • at least steven isnt a skinny faggot that likes to look at baba booies asshole hemeroids.

  • @rondogon48 Does your butt hurt?

  • @rondogon48

    He's a FAT faggot; he used to be a skinny faggot but then he gained 200 lbs, none of it muscle.

  • hahahalol this is funny!!

  • LMFAOOOOOO I LOVE HOWARD STERN!!!!

  • Howard Stern invented the blow job...literally.

  • fuck you crack head .

  • "Seagal is as big as an elephant".. HEHEHE

  • Yeah he knows it bothers people and he does it to amuse the people it doesn't bother.

  • Hey howard stern say this to seagals face you fucking creep

  • I understand the comedy of making fun of steven seagal, but howard stern is just a nobb, fuck if he could get his facts just a little bit straight he might be just alittle bit funny. Jefferon Parish is not some small town, it includes most of metropolitan New Orleans. Seagal's ego is fucking hilarious, but he is actually an expert in akido, which is a choice martial art for many police departments because of its emphasis on self defence.

  • @hustlerman5 aikido being used by police is here say. being an expert in aikido, doesn't mean your in shape, doesn't mean you got speed/power, doesn't mean you know how to fight. these all have to be proven in combat, and seagals never fought, i won't mention the embarrassing stories that are 100% true. but hes no different then any other black belt that hasn't competed, and theres thousands of them, sorry i know your a seagal fan but you have to accept the facts

  • @dukeslaps lol you got me all wrong man, I laugh at steven seagal movies harder than anyone I find them comical, and I do train pretty hard myself crossfit, boxing, a bit of wrestling and jiu jitsu. I did abit of aikido when I was young..learning all the moves takes forever but the idea of throwing someone off balance does apply and work in combat, I have used it myself. ANYWAYS the point I was making was not weather Steven Seagal could fight or not, it was just that Howard stern is an idiot.

  • @dukeslaps Howerd stern would be funnier if what he was saying is true, he's right the way seagal talks is fucking comedy gold. Aikido is taught to alot of cops though, its true. A cop isn'st just going to square off against a criminal like there in a fucking cage and start throwing low kicks and shit lol, usually there are 3 or 4 of them on one guy, there just taught how to control people and throw the cuffs on them. If there one on one against someone capable they just pull out there gun.

  • too "presency".  Too much presence to howards voice you know what I mean? I dont know the term. sickening. its like having two breathy people whispering right into both your ears. turning down the volume doesnt help.

  • Howard stern is funny is as fucking hell

  • Yeah ! Kill him !

    He put on some weight, so now his martial arts training doesn't mean shit anymore.

    He is totally useless. Everybody can kick his ass.

    Fuck his black belt in aikido, even Howard Stern thinks he can kick his ass....

    Fuck howard Stern, that feeble minded ass raped molested child abused mind control slave.

  • Steven Seagal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Howard

  • when guys that are as non athletic skinny and fragile like a howard stern its easy for those guys to make fun of steven seagal. when considering that even today at 300 lbs and at his age there isn't a competitor in the ufc the toughest full contact mixed martial arts contest that can actually give me a fight.

  • @steven4rmnewyork this better be a sarcastic joke...u can't be for real in this post...

  • @NateDawg920 actually I'm not what you polish your knees and get on the floor and suck dana whites dick or something ? you another ufc fanboy? easily the gayest league out there bunch of dudes giving themselves and excuse to play grab ass and straddle each other its fucking gay.

  • @steven4rmnewyork i know seagal never competed, i don't know how people can compare him to anyone as a fighter, let alone even an amateur mma fighter, even they train up to 6 hours a day they would destroy seagal in seconds.

  • @salfordlad710 seagal's dad is jewish. go to wikipedia or just do a google search

  • he gets fatter every time he brings up his weight

  • Steven segal is fucking retarded hahahaha

  • Putting a bullet through the same hole is called " Following the Bullet". It's something SWAT and other sharpshooters do.

  • Seriously...Howard why are you still on the air?

  • What a stupid dick. You would NEVER BE A COP THE STUPID JEW

  • I don't think Howard Stern could ever catch anybody on foot either.