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  • Augment those dancing skills, do the robot

  • Imagine Adam Jensen and Garrus as teammates in Mass Effect:

    Garrus: Shit, Shepard is shot!

    Adam: Yeah, R.I.P...

    Miranda: Quick, return to the ship guys!

    Garrus: Can it wait for a bit, we're in the middle of some calibra...

    *Miranda appears*

    Adam: dat ass

    Garrus: Impressive

    Adam: I'll never stop looking

  • BEST VIDEO EVER

  • 2 fav. part

    1.) 1:18

    "HELP ME PLZ!!!"

    "You don't dance, you ain't no friend of mine."

    2.) 2:20

    " I don't give a Damn!!! Im in a safety dance"

    *The song continue

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  • @deltaechoomega *facepalm*

  • final fanasty 27? I can see that happening

  • 1:18 lmao

  • Congratulations, the voice actor who did Jensen's voice liked your video  (here, at 1:55 /watch?v=WPRgvcSAE4I)

  • Fucking genius! Thumbs up bro! You even used the best version of safty dance

  • @IndridCold8288 - What, praytell, is the best version? Because I completely agree and CANNOT find it anywhere! >_<

  • 2:21 run bitch run!

  • the game's most epic thing watch?v=G66Ee46JROc&feature=re­lated

  • @Vziera fuck you

  • Better than Commander Shepard.

  • He never asked for this.

  • 1:16 WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!! HELP ME YOU FUCKING ASS HO-

    -Stop, Jensen time.-

    I never asked for this.

  • And then acta happens...

  • We can aug if we want to, we can leave our friends behind, because if your friends don't evolve and if they don't evolve, well they're no friends of mine.

  • 1:18 HEY IT'S BUZZ LIGHTYEAR :D

  • A smooth criminal !

  • White man shuffle go!

  • Even when he's unintentionaly dancing, Jensen looks badass!

  • \o\

    /o/

    \o/

    the best part is in 1:18...

  • thanks of your vid I do that every time when playing lol

  • #t=2m21s frag out!!!!

  • i actually spent a while doing that too

  • HIS DANCING IS AUGMENTED!

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  • I beat the game on hard dancing through it all

  • And if you shoot on me: Fuck you! I want to dance!

  • 1:18 He s gonna die, but nothing is as important as dancing!

  • 1:18 made my day, thank you sir

  • Barrett: Come here boy scout

    Adam: NO! im dancing

  • 1.19 always cracks me up xD

  • I specifically asked for this.

  • I never asked for this...

    but I'm glad it was made!

  • Awww, no funky typhoon moves ? They would've made this vid perfect.

  • he didn't...DANCE FOR THIS!

  • I got this game today. Guess what the first thing I did was?

  • @1TravellingJack1 punched a hooker?

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  • 1:18 was sooooo funny

  • Best part was with the guy dying the room behind him, and when the grenade bounces past his head. Brilliant, had me in stitches :D

  • the safety dance... what a shame...

  • ... I didn't ask for this........

  • What does that ''You're a faggot Harry'' have to do with this? DD::::

  • @Nappehh Lol I only just realised what you were talking about hahaha

  • @Nappehh So that there's an alternate ending to the arguement with Sarif. ''You're a faggot, Adam!''  XD

  • @GethHunter99 And then they make out. Yes please.

  • @Nappehh Romance DLC? Fuck yeah! XD

  • @GethHunter99 Perfection 8I

  • the most hilarious part is definitely where jensen dances next to the chinese guy in the biohazardous room

  • And that's the result of what happens when you enter into the Ladies Toilets =P

  • Such incredible dancing technique can't be achieved by any augmentation, It's a gift from god! Go Jensen

  • I'm gonna reinstall HR...

  • I didn't ask to dance.

  • Only Adam Jensen can dance in a stair.

  • I saw the same potential for music to go with that animation, but I never knew what song would go right. This is it XD

  • JENSEN

    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    WHY U NO ASK FOR THIS?

  • Those trolling with those arrow jokes:

    Jensen's legs are augmented :P

  • @supereldinho STOP!!!

    YOU'VE VIOLATED AN ARROW'ED KNEE!!!!

    PAY THE COURT A FINE,OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!!!

    YOUR AUGMENTED KNEE IS NOW FORFEIT!!!

  • It's true. I dance like this all of the time.

  • 1:18 so funny xD

  • Is it normal that doing this dance for about a minute gives me nausea? :/ Not safe, not safe at all...

  • *in bed dancing to this*

  • If you look closely at 0:58, there's a chappie called TheDodoKiller commenting on the dancing in the strip club...

  • It's funny that this, the most random of videos, has like 590000 views more than your other videos lol

  • that was so fucking awesome. Best moment: 1:18

  • Dancing + Jensen = obivously.. DJENSEN!

  • Is it me or does the character look like Jensen Ackles?

  • 2:08 "is she watching porn? Nah... Oh wait! What! I'm being rude... but OMG Porn!"

  • Makes Top Comment:I Never Asked For This

  • i was going to make a vid like this then i saw this vid...... i never asked for this

  • Sometimes...people get lonely you know

  • Haha can you believe Adam dances every time he shoots someone? See the end if you don't believe me.

  • 1:18

    haaahahahahahah

    "PLEASE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

    "you ain't no friend of mine."

    *continues safety dance*

  • 0:52 LOLLLL

  • OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! IT MADE ME LAUGH HO HARD!!! XD

  • 1:20 - look at guy in window

  • Objective: Do the entire game while also doing this dance. Do eet.

  • i love how no matter how serious a game is, there is always a hilarious video about it, example this one xD

  • I had the same idea when i played this game.......

  • Should have added a clip of the prologue where hes not augmented yet

  • @akoraru I only got the idea a third of the way through the game or so.

  • @akoraru Well obviously he didn't do a safety dance then, otherwise he'd never have gotten augmented in the first place!

  • Did you edit this with Vegas?

  • 0:45 tbag

  • Скачала себе на планшет и смотрю по 5 раз в день!*__*

  • i'll download this to my phone after i find my usb cable =)

  • adam jensen dances anywhere and anytime

  • He's doing the gothic two-step. And he's wearing his long coat and shades in a club. Did I miss the level set in Camden?

  • he never asked for this

  • I never danced like this

  • 1:18 was hilarious xD

  • I didn't ask for this =w=

  • @vinomblack Fuck off.

  • turn off google safe search

    search augmentations

    press the images button

    enjoy

  • I've watched this video waaay too many times... I didn't ask for this.

  • I'll never stop dancing.

  • reminds me of turk

  • if you add up all subscribers from macinema and roosterteeth . thats the number how many likes this video should have.

  • I can shift if you want to, we can leave Sarif Behind

    I like everyone, Miss Reed. But I didn't ask for this.

    I can dance, I can dance

    bet your glad they auged my hips

    If they didn't. would be weird

    and typhoon would be a handstaaaaaaand

  • 1:18 I totally lawd hahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHA NICE !!!!

  • That Adam character guy seems a cheery fellow!

    *plays game for the first time*

    What's this guys problem?

  • 1:18 lmao!

  • @MegaZander sorry dude but your no friend of mine

  • (Deus Ex: dance Revolution

  • You can aug if you want to,

    you can leave your limbs behind,

    'cause if your limbs don't work and if they don't work,

    well they're no limbs of mine ~

  • @Shadsterwolf

    You sir (Or Madam >.>) are brilliant... Simply brilliant. xD

  • @Shadsterwolf You sir win +10 internetz, well done! :D

  • What game is this?

  • @aragojj7418 deus ex human revolution

  • It does give him safety. He does it while in the safety of cover.

  • Deus Ex : Dance Revolution

  • The Safety Dance is so abused these days, it's nice to see someone that actually understands how it should be treated.

  • 1:16 is the funniest thing I have seen in a while

  • This video was augmented on the 28th

  • i just about pissed my self laughing when it came to this part 1:15

  • Glad I'm not the only weird one who did this in game...I used to do the same thing in PoP: Sands of Time when pressed up against a wall, doin' a little dance.

  • We can augment if want to

    We can leave your friends behind

    Because your friends dont aug

    And if they dont aug

    Well theyr'e, no friends of mine

    We can go where we want to

    A limb clinic they will never find

    And we can act like we come from out of this genome

    And leave the real one far behind

  • god i love this video

  • "Seriff... did you have them install a boombox augmentation when they were fixing me up?"

    "Yes"

    "I never asked for this."

  • Did anyone notice 1:17? lol

  • @BurnPplBurn best part ever!

  • @BurnPplBurn funny on 500 levels

  • lmao they threw an emp

  • This summer, I'm going to a con dressed like Adam Jensen

    You can bet your sorry ass I'll do this.

  • Safety dance to regenerate health faster. :)

  • And this, is how you get subscribers.

  • 11,011 likes, 101 dislikes

  • LOL, I love how sometimes he was dancing at inappropriate times.

  • This N1ce vid make me want to play it a 3rd time right NAO!!

  • meme

  • 2:21 ow!

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  • Te kocie ruchy te gesty rękami... Świetne !

  • Oh wow. xD

    I never thought this song would fit with this game, until I saw this video.

  • 1:17

    "Help m--"

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M ABOUT TO SHUFFLE!"

  • what the FUCK

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  • Brilliant video, reminds me of when I was a prostitute.

  • I like it. I see @ 1:04 FLOTIUS Michelle is gettin' ready for family to go to a safe unsecure kication *(Stoner Mountain). @ 0:57 Michelle stops her kids from their healthy work out. Attack of da zombis in Zucetti Park has escalate u c. I c SOPA FEMA Twat teams prepping for homeland defense. CDC tells us 2 get ready 4 da Zombii Apocalypso. Honest to google..

  • I used to write witty responses to people who made arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • i am safety

  • Total genius. Made my day watching it. Hahahahahaha

  • What more do i need in life? :D

  • 1:17 hahaha that guy

  • This should be an achievement !

    "Dance in front of all Men-without-Hats stickers", and there's like 10 small stickers scattered around the game (of course, there's on at the burning lab at 1:18 :D)

    When you start dancing, the music is played and you have to keep the rhythm for at least 5 sec

    After completing the achiev, you can wear the "Safety Hat" (similar to the one on the sticker), granting you a 5 sec immunity to damage when going below 20% HP (dance 5 sec to recharge, 2 min cooldown)

  • @TubeofDestiny Are you shitting me, your like the people who suggest really bad things for minecraft. That's way to detailed and never going to happen.

  • @GordonFreemanMedia He was just making a joke, calm down

  • @liiga14 I'm 100% sure he's serious.

  • @GordonFreemanMedia wut ?

    I was suggesting a funny yet not-going-to-happen achievement, kinda suggesting the "Safety Dance" music is now forever related to DE:HR so they should play with this running gag with some kind of hidden easter egg (small "no hats" stickers hidden here and there)

    Why saying bad things for Minecraft ? I love that game, just had fun finishing my castle and my network of minecarts on my server, with my brother who's currently 700 km away

  • @TubeofDestiny Im not saying bad things about minecraft (Own a legit copy) The suggestion community and modding community are the problem.

  • @GordonFreemanMedia oh, my bad. But you know, I never went on Minecraft forums (or even threads about Minecraft), I knew people were probably spamming suggestions all the time so I skipped the whole "Suggestion/modding community" so far.

    I had no idea they were that horrible to live with, I'm sorry for bringing these bad memories back :(

    at least I learned something on the Minecraft community today, I now know that suggestion/modding are dangerous topics ;)

  • 100 people aint friends of mine.

  • 1:18

    Best part.

  • @Nathonamore I was totally going to post the same thing.

  • I like how I watch this video every day for no applicable reason :3

  • I just watched this and left the page. Now I'm back!

  • 1:02 I love how the lyrics match the game action "Doing it wall to wall..." lmao.

  • Why am I watching this for like the 100th time ?

    Why have I spent a whole night listening to this ?

    Why have I done this when I know I'm going to work today ?

    WHY? WHY? WHY ?

    Oh what the hell...

    101...102...103 [...]

  • @MrM4xwell

    You never asked for that...

  • LOL whut

  • I never danced to this.

  • about 2:00 through i started doing it myself :D

  • FUCKING LOVE IT! xDDD

  • ahahahah