Marga Gomez: Christmas with Cochina

[KuraiShinzoo69]

Oh my bob!! Que sierto! Mi mama calls me cochina all the time cuz i would rather eat a salad then tortillas. :D She says porque no comes tortilla? la tortilla no engorda! Dont eat salads they bad for you! Eat this tortilla cochina! lol. Love you Marga! Im glad to see that there is at least one latina lesbian out there for us to look up too. Viva la raza!! ( Latina Butches) :D

[DomesticGhost]

Hilarious. I found this after watching an excerpt from "Hooters" - man, am I glad. The word play is awesome and so is the characterisation in the second part. I can certainly identify with the 'caca' bit. My mother is exactly the same - sitting on the grass is disgusting, pet animals are filthy, the hand rails on buses / trains are crawling with germs. In my old age, I find it hilarious, but when I was young she didn't half piss me off.

[SkylineTTurbo]

Marga, I'm a big ol' white boy from Texas, but I've got a lot of spanish friends and was recently introduced to the word cochina as several of my Latina girlie friends tend to call each other playfully.... this was the first video that came up... I've shown this video to a few people and they think it's hilarious... one question what was the song at the end of the video, it had a good vib to it!

[AstigfromthePI]

Oh my god! I am now a certified fan! :-) Love the sketch!

[jahmariposa]

this was the first time i saw you! and became your biggest fan! at theater rhino around 1998!

[GomezMarga]

So glad you you found me J!

[UnderWaterLily]

2:58 didn't she look like Faye Dunaway in Mommy Dearest. Damn it Christina!!!!!! lol

[hj351]

he heeeeeee!!!!! you make me laugh. btw sicilian and Irish mothers are the same way. LOL!

[Keol101]

Gotta love those notes for "those of us studying Spanish". I had a Spanish teacher who used a phrase like that. Now every time I see her I'll think of you and laugh. She dislikes me anyway since I kinda deserted her to study Japanese instead, a move with neither her nor my ever-suffering parents will ever forgive me for. But I digress... LOL

This video is flipping funny and made my day brighter. Thank you for the funny!

[queblevia]

OMG! so freakin funny! love the black dress bit! continue on the good work!

(heart) :D

[letitgobefree]

Haha! I hear "that's caca" a lot from my latino friends and their parents. I think that it is halarious. Everything IS caca, you're right.

[SarahHall87]

Marry me? :D

[phoenix6787]

Loved the bit about everything being "ca ca" I can sooo relate to that. I too was taught to walk with my head up in the clouds...and then they wonder why I refused to look where I was walking...

[soilofk]

Marga, tu eres un orgullo latino!!! so funny

[JessOwlz07]

Hahah. That's all my nieces and nephews hear. "That's caca!!! Put it down!!" Lol.

[daydreambeliv74]

Love the intro with the cochina and cocina mix up. lol. as a native spanish speaker it makes me laugh when people get mixed up with those two words as well as siesta and fiesta. Keep up the good work and continue being funny.

[GomezMarga]

gracias daydream.

[cooksterz]

Ca ca .. that one is timeless. And then that face that goes with the word caca.. is what made you stop!! :d Great ... i must of been distracted during christmas!!

[GomezMarga]

Thanks Cooksterz and smiley face.

[cooksterz]

i was laughing with my mom, cause i have to like translate your videos to her verbally... and we were laughing about this was SO TRUE, yet Moms will lick their hands, and fix your big ass cowlick or spit on a hankerchief to wipe your face.. LMAO smileys from you lasted a while

[GomezMarga]

Cooks My mom used to dip her napkin in my water to wipe food off my face in a restaurant.

Oh I was a kid- not recently.

[cheeseofnalts]

"My sister soon will be dead! And you will be mine!" - Yeah I've had that threat a few times ; )

[GomezMarga]

Hi Cheese,

Avoid your relatives. Thanks.

Marga

[MarksCoffeehouse]

Not sure how I missed this before but it's great!

A belated Feliz Navidad and Feliz Nuevo Años!

[GomezMarga]

Hi Mark- u were probably busy with a holiday or 2. Thanks!

[candychurilla]

Show us your titis!

[GomezMarga]

candy churilla's teasing me again but i don't mind.

[trcysttt]

Feliz Navidad, Happy Holidays, and a beautiful 2008 to you and yours, Marga!

[GomezMarga]

trcystt you too angel.

[mjimenez05]

Marga, Marga, Marga

You are so friggin' funny, I remember when my mom caught me picking my nose and yelling COCHINO!!! And the CACA thing is so friggin familiar (no toca eso..CACA, CACA! I remember one of my Titi's (I had 14 of them) call rice crispies "reesi creespies" and Captain Crunch "Capitahn Cronch"!

You can use that if you want but send me a check!

Much Love and

Mehli Crismah!

Miguelito

[GomezMarga]

Hey Miguelito,

Merry Kreeemah. I love your tias all 14 of em!

Besos,

Marga

[pnickle]

Hilarious!

[GomezMarga]

Thanks Pnickle!

[ojmarieo]

Is caca like yucky? I tutor children whose first language is Spanish. Anyway one little girl has been calling me "caca madre" lately and won't tell me what it means.

[GomezMarga]

ojmarieo that little girl has a very dirty mouth. she's calling you mother of poop. Never heard that one before. good luck.

[ojmarieo]

Haha well thanks for the help. I had an idea because when she speaks english it's mostly about farts and "pooplets" (which she tries to convince me is the Spanish word for mommy). She is a handful, but she's a good kid when it comes down to it : )

[GomezMarga]

ojmarieo. maybe you should get her the book 'everybody poops'.

[vjeverica22]

you are great!!!!!!!!

mery xmas to you!!

[GomezMarga]

Thanks vjeverica Maria Christmas to you!

[GomezMarga]

Ingo I am so glad you got to see this. I bet you are going to fabulous parties in Spain. Si o No?

[GomezMarga]

igualmente D & C

[BayerCruz]

Que viva la cochina!

[GomezMarga]

Gracias BayerCruz for your support.

[amandajhill]

that was funny, im at work and i laughed out loud...everyone looked at me funny

[GomezMarga]

Hey Amanda,

Glad you're working hard. Keep it up!

[TheLesbianMafia]

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS COCHINA!

[GomezMarga]

Hey Sandi how are the podcasts you mafiosa.

[TheLesbianMafia]

good, i think!

thanks for asking, marga 8)

would love to have you back some time.

xoxo

[GomezMarga]

Hey Sandi

I know it's good! Sure I'll be back in 08.

[SandiT328]

=]

sounds fancy the way you say it.

thrilled to have you!

hope you had a merry one, and that 2008 is your best yet!

x

o

x

[jimdaa20]

Thx Marga great stuff!

[GomezMarga]

my pleasure jim

[WhiteTiger333]

Love it, love it! As a pig farmer, I now not only have a new name for a pig, (Cochina) but in the stalls, I should stay away from that kaka...it's kaka.

Merry Christmas - and save the ribbon and wrapping paper on your present. Don't tear it - it can be used again. You aren't throwing away the box, are you?

[GomezMarga]

white tiger- you're a pig farmer? wow the things we learn. I loved babe. merry xmas to you and your pets.

[pleaseusernamework]

hahahahaha...this is so hilarious....really awsome...wonder what your tia says about this though!!?...:D hahaha

[GomezMarga]

she wouldn't approve pleaseusernamework

[pleaseusernamework]

ummm...I figured...;)

[BASENDIRANTO]

as always, i laughed my a** of.

made me remember when i was a kid, we where not allowed to be in the same room as the adults, it was considered to be rude.

merry xmas!

[GomezMarga]

Yes Basendiranto. my mom's favorite expression was children should be seen and not heard. why can't that be enforcd today.

[slmeyer22]

My tia was the same way! great vid!!

[GomezMarga]

thanks simeyer!

[Daliwolf]

OMG Hahahahha! Only Cochina's play outside! You are killing your mother! LOL!!  Snow is Kaka! I loved this :) Merry Christmas my friend!

[GomezMarga]

daliwolf you rock so hard. i send you big seasons greating all of em summer spring fall and winter.

[goodpeeper]

LMAO...

Feliz Navidad Marga Gomez. You are the best and greatest cochina I know and you're funny too.

Sending Love and best wishes for a great Christmas,

Nancy

[GomezMarga]

Nancy I wish you a dirty xmas.

[KurtGnu]

Ha ha ha ha.. Happy Christmas to you.. :) and thanks for sharing some of your show with us unfortunate to miss you live.. :) :D

[GomezMarga]

merry xmas to you kurt and thanks!

[moomay11649]

THAT WAS HISTERICAL!

[GomezMarga]

love to make you laugh moomay!

[13thDimension]

Ha :D

[GomezMarga]

Hey 13!

[ravensky23]

"Death to all who enter here." LOL Best line!

Merry Christmas, Marga!

[GomezMarga]

thank you ravensky!

[neohillbilly]

aww, yeah. That was such a great show. Can't ya put it out on DVD or something? yeah I'm greedy.

Happy Solstice, sister!

[GomezMarga]

neohilllbilly- gracias- I was hoping to do that to sell this monthy but some of the audio needs to be remixed- maybe i'll have it by passover.

[kekoaT]

lmao!!! you're sooo funny! i loves it! thanks so much for sharing.:)

and i hope u have a very merry Christmas and new year

[GomezMarga]

Yes very merry every day thanks kekoa!