Tim Hawkins 2009 NWMC Highlights

[RelientKatey]

What a hunk.

[godslilsinger009]

I'm gonna start praying like that 'Dear Lord, keep it up'

[XSquibX]

Where did all your energy go that you always used to show? Very slow... =/

[basslightning1]

Much love bro,, keep it up................

[Glogirlglori]

I'm such a terrible prayer. I thought this was so funny.

[OctoberSkyFall]

I sound like a little kid when I pray out loud. My friend needs 2 grand for her Germany trip this year and I prayed first so I said something like, "Hey, God. Umm... Danielle, your daughter, whose name I forgot for a second, needs some money for her Germany trip so if you would help, which you probably will, but if you would help, that'd be great... Thank you :)" Everyone in the circle laughed. I wasn't too embarrassed since the circle got a little kick out my prayer.

[Diabetty115]

This is hilarious!

[TheGreenbean8]

i havent heard a guy say "i love you" more in that one moment than in a day

[tennisman6]

Andy Serkis and Rob Schneider.

[caleb101089]

Guns and Moses..........wow.........

[ktgirl511]

That Mormon has halitosis!

[VilleShadows]

haha whats with Tim Hawkins, Bob Smiley, and Jeff Allen having jokes roundabout having ADD and ADHD haha is there a pattern goin on here? haha whatever love em all!

[takeheart7]

dear Lord Heavenly God . . . keep it up.

lol. been there.

[itycen]

"Paint some screaming people on that rock over there!" haha; I love Tim! (:

[JesusRad20]

This Dude is so sick.

[woofy021282]

Two things: He is dead on with Church sports. They actually had to have cops start coming to Church league games and not to the normal industrial league games in my city.

Secondly... I hate it when conferences put talented speakers and comedians on a clock. I understand that has to be some order, but I would have loved for him to go longer if I were there.

[Makaidosthegreat]

he seemed a bit nervous, as if he wasn't really ready to be called up that time or something, at any rate, still funny but he seemed waaayyy caught off guard, lol but that's why he's funny!

[Rawk4Life]

I always wondered why some people squeeze the hand of the person they're holding at the end of a prayer. I remember doing that to signal that I was done praying and that I was ready for the person next to me to begin praying lol.

[VideoEntainment3908]

I'm sorry but im not really even sure if TIM HAWKINS IS A CHRISTIAN!!!! because all he does is make fun of praying andloving god, i mean who cares how pple pray as long as they love god and are Actually prayingwho cares he makes fun of them HES NOT A CHRISTION HE FREAKING MAKES FUN OF THE BIBLE at time ( 6:19 ) min. he says the bible is a family book . i mean ya but its not like they cuss of anything he retarded.

[Rawk4Life]

I guess you'd hate Brad Stine then as he's a Conservative, Politically Incorrect "Christian" comic. If you don't think God has a sense of humor, you have issues.

[Singingmyheartout3]

"help me paint some screaming people on that rock!"

[Bluecharizard550]

TheeThouTheThouThouTheeThou-TH­EN SINGS MY SOUUUUUULLL~ !

LOL XD

Sounds like my grandparent's place. ^^

Though really I've taken a liking to the classic and ancient prayers. They can be very beautiful and poetic if really taken seriously.

But then again this is the same kid who confuses the heck out of her high school friends by getting drawn into theology books like they're fairytales! XP

[ASOAK7]

@Bluecharizard550 thats pretty sweet. I got that same problem.  Or should I call it a gift? :)

[Bluecharizard550]

LOL Most definitely a gift! =3

It sets us apart, but I always thought "normality" was a hyped up illusion anyway. XD

[ASOAK7]

@Bluecharizard550 Yep... Ppl think "normal" is what they like or who they are. But we were created differnt. It's a good thing that we are different too... I can't imagine a place where everyone was just like me... YIKES!!! :) lol

[3rdwitness]

he seemed out of sorts a bit here, but is still hilarious...I can't believe anyone would put a clock on this guy....

[TheDesperatePerry]

That crowd is a bad audience.

[DaysOfRain9109]

I played guitar with him in Guns N' Moses.

[LivinForChrist90]

Man Tim Hawkins is an awsome christian comedian and he comes up with soem of the weirdest things but very funny guy.

[GeorgiaAngus]

That is a holy wind which doth blow from thy gob

[BonoCarranza88]

@GeorgiaAngus Your comment is fantastic..... tell me about this jesus.....

[GirlyGirl9226]

its Hilarious at 4:24-4:50. Tim is SO funny!

[SurferStudMuffin]

wow. tims been working out a lot. lol

[GsShay]

I noticed that when he first walked out. lol

[amgceg]

lol...yea, me too!