THE BIRDS & THE BEES

[MultiJaelen]

smosh brought me here

[DarkLordBlitzKrieg]

Thumbs up if you tried humping  your bed

[TheBibbleBug]

@DarkLordBlitzKrieg No i think thats just you...

[MrFruit555]

I learned when I was 8 from some pervert. He told me to go to a porn site so I went but I got caught..

[SuburbanScourging]

I don't remember how I learned it, I know I was 7 though.

[Soulgir999]

Porn

[MsTomboy3000]

i learned sex last year when i was 10 tv shows and crap like that

[mirralynn7]

I have read many books and information online. That has really helped. my mom hasn't talked to me about it yet... Not looking forward to when she does cuz i already know the basics (which is what she would tell me) so it would be pointless... and very awkward.

[TheArt0fSilence]

4:08 WTF HAHA

[CarmelCorn11]

My mom forced me to go to a sex education class with her. Let's just say that I'm never going to EVER have sex. I'm scarred for life.

[aUsernameeee]

My mom told me when I was 6...

[SaphireKittyGirl]

friends, tv and shane dawson... lol

[Dmoo3Al7zn]

SEX ! SEX ! SEX SEAX SEX!

[Dmoo3Al7zn]

If u can read this u can read

[Dan91863]

@Dmoo3Al7zn thanks for pointing out the obvious

[GamingAddict820]

I learned about it when I was like 8. From a movie I watched, then I asked my dad what it was and he taught me. and when I was about 11, I was watching the "My Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup" video's and I had NO idea it was porn. So...ya. My first porno

[Dan91863]

@GamingAddict820 my first porno was when I was 9

[raargrr]

about 2nd grade. my mom told me that tadpoles have a race to an egg and ya...

[bjgator85]

If learnd when i was six by movies

[shiptech2k9]

I learned about sex when I was in 2nd grade, I had a lot of friends that were really perverted and talk about that, and the girls would always be like "teasing" me, by like you know doing stuff. My friends were telling me about that thing, they were like ok this is what *** is...... I lived in a really bad community, in an F school, and oh ya they were all black only a few like 3 white people, and I was the only asian........

[BunnyGirl967]

I learned sex by people in my class around 3rd Grade ._. Things were pretty strange when they explained it to me. One kid in my 3rd grade class always made noises too. Awkward days....

[Savior8504]

um well my mom and dad told me about sex when i was 7 and my mom was like " hunny when people have sex its very hurtful for girls" then on top of that my dad said " baby girl i swear to fuckin god if u ever have sex before your married i will cut off the guys dick and sew up ur vagina" and then they left me at the table scared and stunned.......... scariest and most wierdest part of my life

[stephaniefinch98]

my friend told me in 3rd grade but i learned alot more during my 6th grade year from friends and health..........most akward moments of my life but know me and my friend Jasmine joke about it all the time and everyone laughs though with family it is VERY akward but with friends it is normal.

[JzdBabyy]

@stephaniefinch98 Omg thats exactly how i learned it and I agree about he friends and family awkward part. Btw my name is Jasmine too LoL!

[The101Kitties]

$ good letters for u.... PORN!!! just kidding my mom told me!!!

[xoelinnnxo]

I don't care, I'm gunna make you forget everything you little bitch.

[MsMckenzie13]

i took sex ed in middle school so yea and my mom told me bout it and when she did she said brooke we need to have the talk D: i was terrified and it was GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abbisnipebushey]

when i was 6 i walked in on my parents and i said ewww your HUMPING i guess i was a smart 6 year old

..?

[TheDarkSideHasTacos]

I learn about sex from having it. My parents were majorly religious thought that if I knew about sex, I would have it. I did get an abstinence only education from my church, where I learned that sex outside of marriage was a sin and condoms were evil. Being totally unprepared for sex and not even technically knowing what it was, I ended up losing my virginity at 11 to a 19 year old girl that I met at a party. I was so confused by sex that I didn't even know I had had it until my friend told me.

[astorar1]

I was with my mum at the book store and she apparently bought a book about becoming a woman. There wasn't really much there. Then I saw my brother's porn collection......

[moocow456moo]

Idk when but I know it was a long time ago

[mrjiggleman97]

well my mom told me about sex when i was 12 but she really didn't need to tell me well because i heard or learn it like you did from movies freinds tv shows and stuff like that

[MelGemmaRichardson]

i was 8 and i learned from a book :) i was too young to get it so it didnt really bother me.

[GTAPRODUCER]

My parents taught me about it we have an open family about it and music, you, tv, n thats about it....

[vampiregirl310]

I can't say just cause its hard to say for me.

[unicornshatecookies1]

learned bout it when i was 3.....-_-

[23lovekitties]

@unicornshatecookies1 when u were 3?

[abbycandy454]

Exactly Shane, SAME. :/

I learned a base from George Lopez (The show xD), YOU, Music, and friends. My mom never taught me about that xD She knew I knew because My FRIEND told her -_-

[abbycandy454]

@abbycandy454 And I learned about it when I was 6! :D

[vampirefreakbitch]

I learned sex when I was 4

[TheAllenfactory]

1,404 people who disliked this are still virgins.

[altoninja]

My best freinds and the boy in my scouts patrol at a summer camp(big shocker) explained it to me in the forth grade

[Snuffaluffagusluver]

O.o my "friend" showed my when o was 6 and she had her bf stay the night

[JordanEatsRainbows]

You.. you smashed it!!! D':

[MrZakkq]

my friend send me porn when i was like 6 and yeah...

[christyismissing]

I was 8 and my mum bought a book she thought was about how to deal with childhood issues but it was about periods, sex and pregnancy and the next day after i'd read the whole book (which was gianormoussss) i went up to my mum and was like "Mum... I dont understand. What exactly is masturbation?" Then my mum spat hot coffee at me. :P Ahhh good times ;)

[thecullenist1019]

School

Ugh

[cheesehead913]

stupid tv

[HyperDimensional1991]

the internet !! duh xD

[roxmysoxify]

from my cousins french teacher wo sang "vaginavaginavagina" and talked about her yeast infection

[legofan370]

from my parents and a video at school

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

00:00 you want to have sex with me

[coolcat6633]

i learned about sex when i was five i use to get my dolls to have sex and i watched porn when i was 10 1/2 and my mother bought me a book about it like 6 months ago i am 11 btw

[conversefreakadelic]

@coolcat6633 I could tell by your name, :P

[steelmarine45]

i knew what sex was when i was 7 from some movie

[lollypops166]

i learnt about sex when i was like 8 or 10 through tv shows and movies :P

[PUNKGIRL2341]

i new sex when i was 11 i seen it on movies and a book

[monicaredmond1997]

just now xD

[MissTunes98]

I had a dream about Sane and it just all made sence after that. <3 ;D

[gabieisawesomejk]

my mom told me about sex when i was 10 it was acward

[WikiSpottedtail]

My parents told me what sex was, and yeah it was awkward. The I read a fanfiction. End of story. Period.

[luvpup50]

ive known what sex was since 3rd grade...my best friends mom gave me a book about it. lmao

[maisythemusic]

i have no idea how i know i just know it!

[futuremadonna6]

I learned about it from you and from some Nicholas Sparks books.

[bbygirlx31]

i actually learned about sex from reading fan fiction. i thought it was going to be normal but... turns out i was wrong.

[annmariegal13526]

my teacher in 2nd grade when she was on the phone with her daughter

[ReversePsychologify]

I said I wanted to have sex with this one dude in yr 1. Then I found out what it meant cos he told his mum and his mum told my mum and my mum told me what it meant. Sorry, no punctuation there

[rotman1026]

mean girls taught me that i will get pregnant, get chlamydia, and die if i had sex.

[gingerwarlord]

i just did it......simple as u put it in and u knw go with it lol XD i hope i never need to explain this to anyone

[SydneySilly101]

Round my friends house, we went into her sisters bedroom and found a book..you can figure the rest out.

[fc7777fc]

And now I am VERY dirty minded

[fc7777fc]

I found out in 3rd grade when I saw my moms magazine that said how to tell your kids what the birds and the bees is (it went into graphics detail) I kept it a secret that I knew then last year (6th grade) I was EATING when my mom sat down next to me and drew a sperm on a piece of paper then she went on to tell me what sex was

[flamer2311]

i mean they talk dirty

[flamer2311]

i learned about sex from my cousins cuz i always talk dirty

[megm98]

my mom taught me tht song is that weird??

[imcatholic17]

i learned about sex from family guy O_O

[JessicaValentine0214]

I learned about sex when i was 9 O.o

I learned like through my friends,tv,and the one who seriously taught me,was my older sister.....she said how babies are made because a guy has a penis or a bottle shaped thing that goes into our vagina and soon the liquidy stuff in a guys penis goes inside us and we make babies..... Im not even kidding,I was laughing the whole time lmao

[BlackFrostCoven]

I learned about sex through fanfiction. It was REALLY weird when i read a lemon for the first time :P

[iLOVEaussie8]

lets talk about all the good things and the bad things! This song was acctualy in the sex education video i was watching!:D

[riikonightraider]

the movie bound :o and my cousinz

[TheDragonballzchick]

to be honest I learned it from my mom and she called the penis the rectangle and the va jay jay a circle yeah real akward...

[superawsomechick1997]

ok first of all i was in 1st grade i had a bulwinkle plush thing that was about 4ft3in taller than me. and my friend made it hump me like sex but at the time i didnt know it was sex yet. then in 3rd grade my bff was a 5th grader or 4th grader idk. she told me on the bus then i learned more frome my sister who just sed it includes a boy and a girl. then in movies then in tv then in 5th grade when we wuld watch vids in 1 room boys in another it sed sexual activitys fertilizd egs and frum mom_dad

[potatoluvv]

i learned about it in third grade when my class starded curssing like crazy(odd right?) and so my friend explaind and my friend waz a dude

[Thinkypinky999]

I learned sex from you Shane I think thats my fault cause I'm only 11

[megustarachel]

@Thinkypinky999 I'm 11 too but i learned sex from movies, books lol :3

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@Thinkypinky999 oh lord. most people find out when they're 8-10

[XblackXroseX100]

i was like 5...i said "i know what sex is...its putting a hand in your butt butt" then my dad laughed and explained it o.O

[ItsAaronKoss]

I cringed at 3:06

[Mincepiefly]

dad: right lets go to youtube the quickest way

me: uh? how?

dad: re open last closed window silly

me: NOO!

shane dawson: SEX SEX SEEEEX!!!!

dad: :O

[reikodiana]

I knew about sex when I was 12..thanks to a friend of mine who showed her parents porn vid to me..and that was 14 years ago...haha

[xXWindsniperXx]

I learnt about sex from Sex-Ed originally. Then, I learnt from experience, when I was 12. I'm not one of those people who are like SEEEEEXX!!! But I was 12, and I'd invited a girl over and she took off her skirt, what was I supposed to do. I had sex one other time a year later, but now I'm more like Shane, where I'm very sexual and joke about it all the time but never actually do it.

[lallhe]

For my age, I'm overly-educated when it comes to sex and masturbation... I've even learned all of my friends everything they know about sex...

BUT I have no idea where I learned about it...

[daddiwarbuxs]

My friends showing this to met at 11: O.O Uhhhh....?

Me watching it at 14 (I am now A Shane Dawson "fangirl": *shrugging* Meh, see worse stuff on tumblr...

[autumnblossom719]

I was 7, and my best friend's 12 year old brother pulled me into a dark corner and explained about girl's three holes and what they're used for. I was so surprised to realize that babies didn't come out of "my pee hole." -.-

[stupidticks]

@autumnblossom719 dude how old r u??

[autumnblossom719]

@stupidticks Lool im 12 now :P

[ILikeMusic14315]

I learned about sex when i was like 4 or 5 from a friend and now im 11.

[elmozskittlez]

my dad was in the hallway outside my door and my volume was ALL the way up when it started. so he came in and said as casually as could be: ''what are you doing?''

my response: ''oh nothing dad...''

my dad: ''okay then..we'll have a lil talk later...''

oh jesus christ now im never comming out of my room now

[GottaLuvGia]

I learned about sex from Shananay :D

[MissBethyyb]

I found out about sex in a dream when I was 7.. is that normal? xD

[KittyKatherine101]

I knew about sex probily when I was 3 becuase I read a book (In the kids section) and I read it and it was all about condoms and now my friend always mensions sex and condoms and rubbers and virginers and dicks and louds of sex-y stuff so I'll never forget!

[JC47141]

Lol, he spelled Masturbation wrong.

[iscreamfear]

well i learnt about it when i was like 4, but i didnt really know heaps about it till i was like 10, my friend angus taught me everything, now i know EVERYTHING >__<

[blackandpurpleluver]

oh god...

i was watching this in my living room next to the dining room where my parents were eating dinner, so then i had to watch it with them....

im probabaly gunna have nightmares about what they're talking bout now :'(

[Coookiemonster60]

Never watch this on a public bus... -__-

[RainbowPunk08]

When I was in kindergarten I thought that women got pregnant, when they gave a man a BJ... yeah.. But I can't remember how I even knew what a BJ was..? But I mostly learned about it from TV and my friends and society..

[Fionawozere]

Friends taught me about sex.. Mainly cause one of them is REALLY dirty minded :L

[Hanlanator]

I somehow knew about sex and all the body parts before I learned about it in school.

[TheMantoska]

Wow, you can sing :DDDDDDD

[TrinasFilms]

Hahaha My friend told me everything. And when I mean "everything" I mean E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G....

[batmanfan21000]

on the bus from a kid 4 years older and 6 inches shorter than me

[christalynn97]

umm my mom didnt tell me i told my dad i knew wich is very wired when your 11 and daddys little girl

[christalynn97]

i learned when i was five by a blonde blobber mouth bitch who has no life im 11

[runescapeft12]

urm im 12...?

[TrinasFilms]

@runescapeft12 good for you....

[luckycloverize]

3:48-4:02 and 4:10-4:17

I love his laugh:D

[kadylee0003]

oh my god.... i learned in SCHOOL!! It was so fuking awkward since i sat with a LOT OF GUYS around me!! FML!!

[allisonlawlz]

I love how "masterbation" is spelled wrong.

lol masturbation.

[missmegacrazyy]

private school

[ROBLOXCandi]

Sonic X......

Nuff Said

[soldersvampire]

i hung out with some whores!!!!!!!

[Rock12Horses]

OMG RUTH LILLY!

[Theparkingviolation]

isnt it ironic that a virgin (no offense at all) makes the best sex jokes on youtube??

[freinder2]

i was in the same room as my mom and her ex once wen they were having sex in a tent i was like 8

[pandalover444]

i love his expressions when he is reading the book hahahaha (=

[beastmode2598]

my mom was next to me when i played this video...

[XiluvshanedawsontvXx]

im talking bout when i was lil though



[XiluvshanedawsontvXx]

oh i heard alot of emotion in my parents room yeah and i peaked omg dont wanna noe tha rest (throws up on lap top)......................ewww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

[lpplayer2011]

cinemax

[NinjaFingers000]

i saw the tape

[GothicFail]

o.O that was..... intresting

[pandaithan]

my mom never actually gave me the ''talk'' idk but yea and i learned about it in the 1st grade sad but true i kinda walked in on my perents ones too eww but oh well atless it was dark jajaja

[jimluxton93]

Well the first time i had sex it was just like titanic!!

[pokemonexpert199]

kindergarden. a girl taught me alll she knew. :P

Ugh.

i got in trouble in 2nd grade and i probably went to the office.. oh idk alot of times. :P

[Bublygal174]

When i wad 13 (ya 13) my mom was like i pit a book under your door..... I read the cover....and threw it away she must think i have no idea about anything

[ashedpotatoes]

Sex ED classes -.- atleast the teacher tht taught us was my friends mom so it wasnt as akward

[EllaBella2012]

i walked in on my big sister...

[Rabbits090]

I was listening to it when trying not to wake my parents on a loud volume...Then he repeats that word really loudly...awkward

[arriberry123]

get over it dam!!

[doctorwhosmart909]

from you

[lilmissminkzz]

The scarey kids at the playground.......

[54andrewR]

Friends in the 3rd grade

[nagolyaj]

Porn at like 5 or 6

[cheerifygirl13]

Lmfao lol

[itsalivemember2]

you



[elektraisinthehouse]

UMM wait he said that really hurt what so u acutually did that shane?

[MrDonkashu]

when i was about 3 or so i watched a lot of family guy (i still do) and stuff so i new kind of from the begining

[earlie789]

Mastrbation(Caugh Caugh)

[EpicStopSign]

Ive avoided the talk for soo long lol I learned about it from this movie

[piinkninja123]

i learned about it a way no one should EVER go throught!...... MY MOM TOLLED ME!! >:o

[1OxOHelloKittyOxO1]

Oh 1:20-1:37 brings memories (; 

[FarhanMulla123456789]

omg my mom was in the room next to mine and the volume was full on my comp, as soon as i started the vid i shat my pants

[roanhouse21]

I learned about sex from walking in on my mom and her 'Friend' Lance!

[awsomeness30902]

i learned about sex in school in a program called C+R and it was a very very weird time in my life since i had to go through it twice and again this year and when my bro was in sixth he got his first condom and has had it since (its like his lucky condom but he hasnt used it yet)

P.S. I AM VERY BORED

[jhankei]

I'm so happy my volume was turned up all the way when the video started.

[Blahbloop2369]

public school.

[TheJb6fan]

sex ed so like our first day and theyshowed us a pic anmimatd people naked i was o inmature ans if i do it my mom sayas shell throw me out

[darkxmoonxlily]

I don't remember how I learned about sex itself, but when I was 5 I asked my dad "Do babies come out of our vaginas?" and he'd just read some book about being honest with kids, so he said "Uh...yeah" I just said "Ew" and went back to playing with my toys.

[penelopepoltergeist]

they showed us a vid in school and the female teachers were pissing themselves laughing... it was hilarious cuz just to make the whole situation more awkward than it already was, i asked to borrow the dvd for a sleepover...im 13 btw... lol :)

[minecrafterfiene]

p

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[gymtastic21x]

hahha u are sooo funny u are awsome

[costarebe]

He said he wouldn't be a youtuber who made music yet later in life he did. :) and I'm glad he did. :)

[nehashaji]

I was clicked on the link, my speakers were full volume, and my mum was sitting right there. You can imagine her expression...

[kfillier7779]

it just CAME naturaly ;) lol

[ilovelandcruisers1]

In school in like 3rd

[Mrpoopstack]

I like it when its starts on 1:02 - 1:37

[Mrpoopstack]

Ahahahah!

[EarlyBirdie82]

I think I learned when I was like 11 or something from my friend's cousin at her birthday party... It sounded terrifying. By the way are you still a virgin Shane? Not trying to be creepy, I just remember you meantioned that in some old videos that you were waiting :) I think that's pretty cool

[walkingfromstrangers]

i learned it the way you did !! xD music tv and boks!

[ZacharySpencerTV]

Iwas 12 my mom showed me weeds

[TheGabster1003]

i learned when i was 10.. my friend told me wat it was and i was really scared rofl rofl

[Multi9908]

LOL

[ilovemusic226622]

My stepsister I learned when I was like 7 or 8 and it was akward

[NintendoDr]

i read an encyclopedia when i was 10 years old and that was one of the topics

[iLoveLen1]

I found out about sex when I was like, 7 or 8 I think xD My cousin introduced me to it but I think I always sort of was aware that the big hole between my legs wasnt just there for no reason.

[1234cla567]

twol weeks ago..man,i learned it when i was 9!