Two and a Half Men - Official New Intro/Opening/ Season 9! Ashton Kutcher

[GraceJonesBoiis]

This could not suck or be any more gayer than it actually is. CHARLIE SHEEN FOR THE WIN, Im sorry Ashton but I don't watch it any more with you in it. End the Show and just keep re running the old ones - they'd get more views. For now, the only funny person in the show is Jon Cryer

[wadungalungasertotin]

This thing BLOWS they even fucked up the intro with Kutcher's moronic expresions.

[Wayneaufdeinkopf]

TWO GAYS AND A HALF MEN (jake ist the Men)

[simmydhandal]

wtf ?!

Whos is the half men now ?!

Jake or Ashton ? :/

[Seminluv28]

ASHTONS BETTER!

[MrTjsolomon93]

Please...just....cancel the show :(

[mumblenations]

Bring back Charlie!!

[Ringolero]

Shit now.

[xxMyztikxx]

I love ashton. but not for this role. Loves charlie better/..... y they gotta make ashton look like jesus lmao

[Ybenasty]

This dude is making 2and a half men shits, it's not the same without Charlie, I switch to a different tv Chanel every time I see this new guy

[name8895]

Seriously, I was getting sick of charlie, I like the new fresh feeling, but I deeply dislike the way they got rid of his character.

[DjRoB1990]

Sorry but Ashton has not the quality ... idon't like it now !!! Two and a half men without charlie isn't two and a half men ...

[zztopleg]

i bet ashton likes singing that

[impenn81]

now that ashton gets that new hair cut, are they gonna change the opening credits again?

[DynamicTvire]

its not changing to Thre men cause even if jake now is 1 man there is ashton kutcher he's the new 1/2 man

[sayaingoku101]

when is two and a half men season 9 gonna be released on dvd? (canada)

[TrollWLUTB]

1,207 people should be so damn lucky Two and a half men is even still going...this is my absolute fav show...thank you ashton for the help in saving Two and half men...still miss charlie though but oh well...

[GraceJonesBoiis]

@TrollWLUTB but the show was NOTHING without charlie - so its two men - jon and the kid

[Ansatsouken]

This show always has and always will suck complete ass.

[bradyfitzy]

@Ansatsouken like what I did to your mama

[wwezombieops]

charlie wuz wayyy funner

[hobbitsun]

FUck ashton and his crap of a performance ¬¬

[KCTKOC]

Still just not the same with out CS.

[12linm1]

sorry, no offense cbs, but this simply looks desperate and disgusting... :/

[gamershrader]

they look so unhappy XD

[Epicfencer2]

LOL "Hi Im Ashton and I'd like to rape you" face @ 0:20

[MushroomBoy64]

I'm really pissed off that Charlie Sheen was "killed" off.

[RedReptileProduction]

Ashton lokks like jesus and this is the worst shit ive ever seen

[Harrison0093]

wtf ..... thats like really bad.

[kingmaxthe3rd]

allan's face at 0:09 who the hell are you...and WHERE THE FUCK IS CHARLIE

[Ruthlyn]

omg i can't not laugh

[FooFrenzy]

haters gonna hate...

[DeL1C10rCs]

wher' da fa'h are u charliii' :(

[icecream99ization]

ashton is defiantly lip singing.

[johnlucas95]

@icecream99ization They all are genius

[gleprin]

:fapfapfap: NUUU!

[jack1947711]

TWO AND A HALF MEN ARE DEAD TO ME NOW :(! THEY F*CKED EVERYTHING UP! IT WON'T BE THE SAME! CHARLIE SHEEN HAS TO COME BACK! EVERYTHING WAS FINE THEN BLAM! EVERYTHING CHANGED!

[FooFrenzy]

@jack1947711 they didn't fucked anything, charlie sheen fucked up everything. I wish he was still in the show, but he has to pay for the shit he does, and i'm not gonna stop watchig the show cus he's gone. The show would be over if either Jon or Angus left, but Charlie was not as important as the other 2...

[Raimundo91]

@FooFrenzy Charlie Sheen didn't fuck up. They tried to control his personal life and he didn't like it. So his bosses had a fit and fired him. They fucked up.

[sakuriita1234]

This not the same D: :why:

[MikeJones1989]

Out of all the people they could have picked to replace sheen, they pick kutcher. He's not funny, in fact he's so fucking boring.

[17lesliearies]

Love it ....n.ahhhhhhh

[VickusPickus]

It's not the same, but it's awsome :3

[maxochic1]

Is ashton the half man?

[impenn81]

Two and a Half men is transitioning nicely will get used to eventually a couple of more seasons it'll be great. If Aston signs on for more seasons that is.

[fullysica]

It is so much better than old one

[mrkenan1]

actually, I like the new season with Kutcher, and I think the intro is better too

[luis14bmx]

Kutcher = Cool (looks like jesus)(better intro)

Charlie = ??? = drugs = boriiiiiiing

[Zooroonies]

BRING BACK CHARLIE, DAMNIT!

[DyerMedia]

that shirt is so tight on Ashton, it's stretching all over the place

[PvtNoclass925]

@DyerMedia it was probably jake's old shirt

[camrey619]

Its more fun with Ashton

[glowwyy]

I DEMAND CHARLIE!!!!!

[Hello123Everybody]

That sucked...

[fulltorvanoob]

what a killer

idnt like it

charlie sheen is by far better than this new dude on the block

[p3nathan]

:/ I want to really want to like it.... but no :S

[TheNedster95]

is it me or does Ashton Cutcher look like a pedophillic Jesus?!

[TheLeumrock]

0:09

Alan: WHAT A FUCK???

0:014: MOTHER FUCKER YOU SUCK

[paufg]

this is so lame

[ConorSomerz]

THis intro alone is the funniest part of new two and a half men, Ashtons high voice is hilarious :L

[MrJeff7245]

@YksiSoumalainen are you kidding ?! season 9 is the funniest yet

[BuriedTreasure255]

@MrJeff7245 Well that's a load of horseshit.

[XzWiLBURzX]

why the fuck doe's ashton have a red bow tie?

[MiwiJackson]

Alan face's not normal. lmao, i fucking miss CHARLIE! He's the best ever :'( Back Charlie!... And i love JAKE.

[ARA90051]

this is awful, I love Ashton but two and a half men does not suit him...bring back Charlie...

[x3x3tv]

jake and alan is still funny ashton in getting there give it some time might take a while

[n4th4n4el]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 xD



[Emc2k10]

its fukin gay without charlie

[sbajpai2010]

sheen was much better....kutcher sucks balls..

[ElLiEBuBbLeBeAr]

Jakes gettin cute (:

[Jumpybeaver]

@ElLiEBuBbLeBeAr Damn right he is. :3 I'd go out with him.

[kikzANDzushi]

BURN!!! thumbs up if you still remember from that 70s show

[loonatik91]

LOL really? this cant be true, i bet you kutcher will just say hahaha jokes and he punked the world or some shit... (please?)

[kakushi27]

dosent work :( but the actual show is good still

[raquflori]

Why people dislike this?

[UncleStanky]

R.I.P SHEEN!

[WarriorCat10971]

Oh oh! I hope this isn't the real voice of Ashton.

[CandyLoveHearts25]

Yeah, it's not the same without Charlie Sheen, but seriously, give Ashton a chance, he's trying x

[NinjaSquishy]

they all smile like retard XD

[iOneMeanBean]

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[NinjaSquishy]

@iOneMeanBean

lol uMad

[iOneMeanBean]

@NinjaSquishy Bro i get my homedwgs on u!

Banter!

[0428733]

he looks like a homeless version of jesuschrist with a rented tuxedo.

[arunjouhal]

sack kutcher we want charlie back

[melissarevell]

aston kutcher looks like a rapist.

[cindietmgsd]

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[sssgv]

Nice now they made it ridiculous

[3isfunfun]

The show in not the same. He's being like the 70"s show in this. Love him in that but not this show. Now I only like the house keeper

[Neonprettykitty]

Ashton is doing the best job he can but... damnit, it just isnt the same without Sheen.

[leopulga]

don't like the voice of ashton!!!

[BolvarFTW]

omg that new guy sounds fucking gay

[diamondboy9]

@BolvarFTW Umm, ''that new guy'' is Ashton Kutcher, how don't you know who he is, or were you talking about the singer? if you were then I apologize.

[alexandra21eames]

@diamondboy9 go figure, like Kutcher's some big shot or awesome actor like Sheen is

[diamondboy9]

shit

[Darkspear12]

Jake is now the other men, as you can see he is in Charlie spot, kutcher is in Jake's spot when he was a kid, so hes the "half men" anyway.. why im saying this?

[Lotsolov4u]

jake aint so bad at the opening

[taladro47]

que asco!!!!!! se cagaron en la serie

[HumanAlienz]

@J0SHIIE12 Jake was always one of the men, Alan was just always the half man :p

[vizcarragaby]

Cant believe they casted him with that beard and hair looking like a hobo

[J0SHIIE12]

No just no. Im never watching that. He will be crap! Jake could just be the fucking man now. He is old enough!

[alhartnivin]

The kid is almost a man himself. Awkward...

[bevinboyz]

Ashton seemed pedophile in this!

[TheKillerZebra]

Jake, Allen and Jesus.

[delronaldo13]

Kutcher is Gay.

[Lirankn]

Ashton Kutcher is awesome i love him

[janderson2000]

Assclown Kutcher sucks dick

[MrDanny09261]

Who put Jesus in this picture ? .... 

[Theblazzar]

Ashton Kutcher looks like he wants to rape me. Honestly the show isn't bad or anything now but I feel like I'm watching a completely different show.  There both good in there own ways but personally it feels weird now. I really hate how there disgracing him on the show, oh he was a terrible human being lol.

[ARA90051]

@Theblazzar I know! Ashton scares me in this video

[ahmedzreza]

why so many people disliked it? i mean it's not like it's fake...

[Revsmeeth]

@ahmedzreza No, its just terrible

[BolvarFTW]

@ahmedzreza ppl disliked it cos its shit and jake is an ugly fucker and the new guy is crap with a fucking girls voice

[surge10197]

Waz it me or did Ashton kinda sound a like barney

[YksiSuomalainen]

2 and a half men will suck without Charlie.

[kduideo]

I like it BETTER now and never knew who ASHTON was,only heard of him.

[samanthajtt]

It should be called 3 men now

[janderson2000]

@samanthajtt it should be called canceled now

[tacoliciouz]

Alan's just like WTF

[MrShitman96]

0:07

EPIC FAIL

[MrShitman96]

alan is better than ashton

[Greenrillaz]

Jake has a deeper voice than Walden ....

[kduideo]

It's "retooled" It's not the Darrins on BEWITCHED!

[colleenfrances]

Ashton with a long beard and hair makes him look homeless lol

[TheMrHardCore97]

Ashton Kutcher is funny but he dosn't beat Charlie

[blankobjectives]

i miss charlie already

[bill210858]

just call it 3 men

[lsofomo]

Two and a half men? More like Three men, Jake is old already

[spaceghostisawesome1]

I kind of liked the episode, but that intro was terrible.

[TRJ22487ISDEAD]

In all seriousness it should have been Ted McGinley

[TRJ22487ISDEAD]

and Fonzie SOARS over the shark

[jesusenmochis]

WTF....!!!

I already saw the chapter one.... this is no longer 2-1/2 men, is like some chinese version of it....piracy I'd say...

Where the hell did I put away the TV guide?.. I'm gonna need it

[haroldlhill]

they should make it so charlies death was fake and the girl was keeping him prisoner somewhere, charlie, ashton, and walden all become the main characters. they would be the best trio ever (making the show 3.5 men or 4 men since the kid is almost grown up)... but as for right now. i dont see why everyone is blaming ashton, its not his fault charlie got fired and yet everyone is putting him down, not like ashton stole his job. work is work its all business and money.

[Pabliux28]

YOU RULLS ASHTON!!!

[Nightrise308]

Charlie is da boom without him this is just another lame show !

[engv93]

God save the Sheen.

[SashaLaaFleur]

the hell? no...no..no...Sheen or nothing.

[LetsRock17]

who is the half now ??? With this intro I'll go for Ashton...

[ThatNoOdLeGuy]

he needs to get his ass back to trying to change his future again

[marrananegra]

ashton....you sucks!!

[MrDAlibi]

@marrananegra it is SUCK you fucking redneck and yes ASHTON SUCKS and sucks pronunces with s when it is single lik my example!!!!!

[marrananegra]

@MrDAlibi And what the hell supposed to lik mean?? you fucking asshole....

[MrDAlibi]

@marrananegra for your information its "like" but my keyboard wasn't working very well you DUMB-ASS

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[AH1Tsupercobra]

wow. that sucked.

[Gerald45]

LMAO

[karissatoad]

the season premiere was alright but idk if it will last but we will see , never the same without charlie ,

[Djtrackluvr]

i actually didnt mind it.

[ohentibi]

calm down, and watch the episode. It's awesome :) not the same, but still good.

[GianRevan123]

Charlie Sheen RULEZZZ

[GianRevan123]

omg wtf??? totaly g@y.i put thumb down >,<



[theoriginaldopeman]

man this is goin to suck without charlie he doesnt even sound like a man in the intro for me two and a half men finished at season 8 charlie sheens the real man

[breanntheartist1989]

I know who killed Charlie. Kenny McCormick!

[nuclear63]

old's intro be better

[akuorekelate]

i was devastated when charlie is off the series but replacing him with ashton is clever

[aniruddhasaikia]

Sheen is an alcoholic womanizing moran. But he mad me laugh. For me it is never going to be the same without him.

[FockVlog]

It's not the same without Sheen.. It's better without Sheen.

[fearlessfergi]

hes acting to stupid,it wont last

[Georgeous129]

and Two and a Half Men was pronounced dead at precisely 1 thousandth of a second into the intro music thing for season 9

[TwilightAngel35]

@Georgeous129 you should just give the episode a chance and stop riding charlie's fired cock

[Georgeous129]

@TwilightAngel35 i did indeed check out a couple of clips from the episode cos i was only able to get 2 clips. 1 was the funeral scene which i found hilarious, and the other one was introducing walden schmidt. it was PAINFULLY UNFUNNY. the only part i laughed at was Alan's reaction to walden being filthy rich

[TwilightAngel35]

@Georgeous129 watch the whole episode...its funny...you are just too used with charlie...people come and go...this is nothing different...

[Georgeous129]

@TwilightAngel35 i did just watch it, and i admit that you were right. i was sceptical about the prospect of it and was unsure about watching it, but chuck lorre did a rather good job with it, so i apologise for my scepticism

[Dockerfan32]

One word....Crap

[thatrandomkid56]

Sorry but its just the same without Sheen.