Jesus Christ NEVER existed. He's a made up fictional Character. His life (and Death) story is basically how the sun travels across the sky during each year. Which is the same description (and basic story) of many saviours from many different religions BEFORE Christianity. Examples (just to name a few)... Horus (3000 BC), Attis (1200 BC), Mithra (1200 BC), Krishna (900 BC), Dionysus (500 BC), etc... All of these "saviours" had the same "basic" story of Jesus Christ. Look it up.
I put this video in one of my videos. Hope you dont mind i gave you credit. i'm going to submit this to bungie news. hopefully you will get recon for this awesome betrayal
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
Q:How does Jesus masturbate?
A: Like this...(place your hand flat on your groin, palm side down and mimic jerking off using the hole in your hand)
Q: Why can't Jesus Christ eat M&Ms?
A: Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!
Bawbster1 1 month ago
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Q: What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?
A: "This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation."
Q: What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?
A: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"
CHRISTIANITY:
One women's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand!
Bawbster1 1 month ago
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If Christmas is really about celebrating the birth of Christ... Then why don't we ever sing "Happy Birthday" as a Christmas carol?
Q: What sways from side to side?
A: Jesus on a rubber cross!
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
Bawbster1 1 month ago
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Jesus Christ NEVER existed. He's a made up fictional Character. His life (and Death) story is basically how the sun travels across the sky during each year. Which is the same description (and basic story) of many saviours from many different religions BEFORE Christianity. Examples (just to name a few)... Horus (3000 BC), Attis (1200 BC), Mithra (1200 BC), Krishna (900 BC), Dionysus (500 BC), etc... All of these "saviours" had the same "basic" story of Jesus Christ. Look it up.
Bawbster1 1 month ago
dude thats funny shit, but its kinda dumb that he booted you.
TheJessman123 2 years ago
No comments in five months...
HaloZero147 2 years ago
lol tat guy s retarted for booting u- and btw- u have the security set?!
ApocalipsalMikey 2 years ago
This the best betrayal I have ever seen. He flew over half the level.
MrWaterfalls 3 years ago
I put this video in one of my videos. Hope you dont mind i gave you credit. i'm going to submit this to bungie news. hopefully you will get recon for this awesome betrayal
MrWaterfalls 3 years ago
why are you killing your own team mates. LOL. Its recon worthy
MrWaterfalls 3 years ago
Thx
HaloZero147 3 years ago
damn lolo
TankManer 3 years ago
hahah bastar lucky xD
MEGAX108 3 years ago
man i would like a capture card, but theyre just so damn expensive
HaloNoobOwner1995 3 years ago
10 bucks. Ebay.
HaloZero147 3 years ago
O_o
nice
HaloNoobOwner1995 3 years ago
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werk132 3 years ago
What a dick more that dude did on booting you.
OrangeSodaKing 3 years ago
ur a dick hole
MJRus123 3 years ago
Kind of random....
HaloZero147 3 years ago
agreed
HaloNoobOwner1995 3 years ago
Fucking sick nice mike.
werk132 3 years ago
Thanks. The music was supposed to be louder, but youtube fucked it up.
HaloZero147 3 years ago
Oh I can hear it now, but I wish it was louder.
werk132 3 years ago
I'll add tags later dammit!
HaloZero147 3 years ago
LULZ how the fuck did that happen
HaloNoobOwner1995 3 years ago