hey guys! there is this kid at my school who is a dick and annoys everyone, so i decided to make a song about him. he saw it and freaked out and now a lot of the school is all pissed at me. you should check out the song and leave me feedback, because i thought it was pretty funny. there is also one about my ex girlfriend:p
Hey guys im sure no one will see this but if you do don't stop reading and thumbs this up so people can see it(:
Hey guy's im fellow YouTuber and I havent really been getting very much traffic on my channel and I was hoping you'd come checkout my channel. I started making videos because of shane and certainly wont stop. Hes inspired me to become more creative, if you can please come check out my channel if you dont like what you see you can forget all about me, thanks!
Guy: kesha this is a pencil Kesha: a what Guy: Pencil Kesha : Pen3is guy:a pencil thst u right on paper kesha: a what Guy paper kesha: papa guy: paper Kesha peanut guy: paper kesha pudding cup guy paper kesha slams head on table Funny XD LOL THUMBS UP
guy:pencil kesha: a what guy:a pencil kesha: a peanus part 2 kesha tries to right a song: guy: PAPER kesha:papa guy:PAPER kesha:peanut guy:PAPER kesha: pudding cup guy: PAPER kesha: * slams head on table)
kesha: wanna watch me cross my eyes guy: what? kesha: *stares at guy not crossing eyes* guy: your not doing it kesha: yes i am guy: no your not kesha what about now guy: no your not kesha:what about now guy:no kesha:now guy:no kesha:now guy:no kesha:what about now? guy:now your just looking at me normal kesha:then y do i see 2 of you guy:because you are incredibly intoxicated kesha:oo laughs guy:shakes head kesha:slams head on table ending of the video LOL<3YOU SHANE<3<3
Guy:Kesha,this is a pencil. Kesha:A what? Guy:pencil. Kesha:Penis Guy:PENCIL,that you use to write on paper. Kesha:On what? Guy:PAPER! Kesha:Papa Guy:PAPER!!! Kesha:Peanut? Guy:PAPER!! Kesha:pudding cup? Guy:PAPER!!! Kesha:*Bangs head on table*
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kasifosterbotdf 2 hours ago
WTF !!!!
adameyeDJ 6 hours ago
That was so funny :P
clppants 1 day ago
then why do i se to of you
DavidHarket123 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
@catherinegmail hi dawson i am wondering why you make kasha dribble all the time
TheEmochanel 4 days ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IiIbEsOoOIiI 4 days ago
Thumbs up if the whole time 'Ke$ha' had dribble on 'her' chin you just wanted 'her' to wipe it off.
Bananacrazy1100 4 days ago 2
I love wehn kesha slams her head xD
JenTheMisfit 5 days ago
i think i just lost 45% of my intelligance
LyssaRose1212 6 days ago 2
omg. i can't stop laughing x)
yourmomipoop 6 days ago
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OZENUSTV 6 days ago
strange on 0:20 and 0:50 O_o
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phangirlnumber1 1 week ago
Ha ha keshas brain hurts
Riolovingirl 1 week ago
this faggot should kill himself
TheOuterSpaceAlien 1 week ago
...Shane has beautiful eyes..
IDTalk 1 week ago 7
that was funny
Amskuli 1 week ago
Haha
sammy88191 2 weeks ago
why is the top comment a nyan cat if this is shane dawson...it should be something about, oh, idk-SHANE.
Im4Georgia1 2 weeks ago
Ohh, thenWhy do I see 2 of u??
Because ur incredibly intoxicated?
Ohh, hahahaha.
*BAM*
MrCrackhead54 2 weeks ago
Haha
MrCrackhead54 2 weeks ago
Lol Perfect Kesha impersonation, I couldnt stop laughing when your head hit the table. Lol
BassCreator2011 2 weeks ago
This was really stupid. :P and Ke$has actually really smart.
dylgled96 4 weeks ago
has anyone noticed that when she says "a what?" in the beginning the blue is on the other eye?.....WTF?
sybergirl1999 4 weeks ago
ALL OF U GUYS ARE FUCKING HATERS FUCK YALL
GetSLEAZIER 4 weeks ago
@GetSLEAZIER who's hating?
ManBearPig259 1 week ago
i never noticed your hazel eyes before now.... creepy?
BlueCardinal55 1 month ago
this isnt kesha D:< she didnt have a baby the whole time D:<
stonecoldkilla11 1 month ago
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stonecoldkilla11 1 month ago
ok...
232Annabell 1 month ago
i've nver heard about kesha untill today.i'm polen and my english isnt even good:(love u shane in str8 way
wojtuswww66699 1 month ago
I LITERALLY LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME YOUR HEAD HIT THE TABLE!!!!!!! XD
rjamesnigh 1 month ago
OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO
THEJAYCRAZZY 1 month ago
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hey guys! there is this kid at my school who is a dick and annoys everyone, so i decided to make a song about him. he saw it and freaked out and now a lot of the school is all pissed at me. you should check out the song and leave me feedback, because i thought it was pretty funny. there is also one about my ex girlfriend:p
WetDoritos 1 month ago
he actually sounds like ke$ha...
babequeen11 1 month ago
I was laughing like there was no tomorrow when she slams her head against the table.
MrsRejectedMuppet 1 month ago
rotfl :D this my favorite
kittymigz5 1 month ago
fCKn dAWSOME ::D
SyberiaGirl 1 month ago
xD
BrookieBeeastt 1 month ago
Pudding cup?
BrookieBeeastt 1 month ago
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TheDoctorwhotardis99 1 month ago 48
@TheDoctorwhotardis99 OMG you are a genius!!
skittles12386 1 month ago
@TheDoctorwhotardis99 wholy fuck
SuperGrahamh 1 week ago
@TheDoctorwhotardis99 nyan nyan nyan nyan naynnayannyannyan nyan nyan
PandaBearHana 9 hours ago
a pencil
beybladerdragoongt 1 month ago
i love your eyes... im not a big fan of blue eyes..but damn boy..they are so pretty.....
loveisourweapon890 1 month ago
Damn, you're great. You're hilarious too. :) I love you, cute self. :P
xIliketopanicx 1 month ago
LOL!!!!! XD
tally950 1 month ago in playlist shanedawson
I WAS LAUGHING IN THE LIBRARY SO HARD PEOPLE WEERER LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS AN IDIOT...AWW THE LOVE OF SHANES VIDEOSLOL
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Hey guys im sure no one will see this but if you do don't stop reading and thumbs this up so people can see it(:
Hey guy's im fellow YouTuber and I havent really been getting very much traffic on my channel and I was hoping you'd come checkout my channel. I started making videos because of shane and certainly wont stop. Hes inspired me to become more creative, if you can please come check out my channel if you dont like what you see you can forget all about me, thanks!
WilliamsCovers 1 month ago
press 7 a couple times then press 8 XD i <3 you shane!!!
dymond590712 1 month ago
do more kesha videos c:
omgKelseyDani 1 month ago
guy: kesha, this is a pencil.
kesha: a what?
guy: a pencil.
kesha: penis?
LOL
CorneliusLeghorn 1 month ago
i love this video :DDDDD
ThatFuckerMena 1 month ago
Blue smudge randomly switching sides...WTF?
StrawberryLipgloss13 1 month ago 90
@StrawberryLipgloss13 he prob forgot wich side lol
232Annabell 1 month ago
@StrawberryLipgloss13 Thats the whole point of shananay videos -.-
PoweredVocal 1 month ago
@StrawberryLipgloss13 it switches twice in the beginning and right before shane hits his head on the table :D
98mmcc 1 week ago
yet, THIS IS STILL SHANE
1maerin 1 month ago
I <3 YOU SHANE!!!!!! (and no, i'm not crazy.)
911psychochick 1 month ago
@911psychochick Yet your username is 911PSYCHOchick.. but okayy. (and no, I'm not hating)
eliteteamdancer 1 month ago
ohhh shane i love you!!!
NinjaAtHeart123 1 month ago
I love you Shane Dawson.. Your eyes are like Ice Cubes that are in your eyes ;)
MARRY ME ASAP ;)
vargaloretta 1 month ago
i wuv his eyes there A W E S O M E!!!!! >,<
nikkie26ful 1 month ago
She has a Brain
PS3RULES99 1 month ago
when it zooms in when she says penis her blue eye makeup is on the wrong eye!
KillerBea101 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
"hey what rhymes with... BLAAAAAAAAAH?" haha love you shane!
911psychochick 1 month ago
haha I just watched this video for the first time, and i noticed, my nickname is in this video, Puddin Cupp lol
great work!
BaronBonJiggles 1 month ago
a peed a little when she slammed her head on the table:/ ...no joke
candykrane 1 month ago
everytime the head slammed on the table i had to pause coz i was laughing so much :L
EimearLemur127 1 month ago
ke$ha, u haz jizz on yo chin.
xTeMiS 1 month ago
LOL that was so funny XD
Melara15 1 month ago
i think my lung just pop from laughing at this so much
browneyes967 1 month ago
lol shane, this video never gets old.......
AwesomeKourtney 1 month ago
Still funny as hell xD
Veraapje 1 month ago
Amazing.
losmejoresrecuerdos 1 month ago
I was trying to paint my nails while watching this.. I failed cuz I was laughing so hard xD
MissChikki777 1 month ago
LOL 0:21
JennerBean88 1 month ago
@JennerBean88 You could see her scalp! LMFAO!
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TheEpicFailuresTV 1 month ago
LOL LOL LOL SO FUNNY WUT ABOUT NOW WUT ABOUT NOW HAHAHAHA
09haileybailey 1 month ago
LOL! -facetable-
omglollookitsmeh 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
LOL at the music in the background
sahniBananie 1 month ago
ouch
Only4uBabyxo 1 month ago in playlist :P
wooooooooow
redspiritfix 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Pudding cup??
silentshadows312 1 month ago
See videos in divertilokass and shane ur videos are funny xD
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lmaobillyeah 1 month ago
Lol. Shane had drool all over his face
War1egend 1 month ago
The best SHANE DAWSON's clip ever
StefanPayner 1 month ago
You are ugly
Yousuf2013 1 month ago
@Yousuf2013 Wait, u talkin' bout Shane?
ZoggaZozo 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I feel like this is actually how ke$ha writes her songs
EpicStopSign 1 month ago
Do you know whats ironic. . . . . . she's not even drunk . . O.o
That's just how she always is! :D
JamAndButtercream 1 month ago
when kesha slams her head it makes me laufh
teddybearlover994 1 month ago 34
@teddybearlover994 me to lol
232Annabell 1 month ago
@teddybearlover994 you spelled laugh wrong
ingiphuocdu 2 weeks ago
fucking awesome
Hellzzhand 1 month ago
love shanes eyes on this vid !!!! XD
whitetigerlol123 1 month ago
NiCoLe90715 1 month ago
Please do more kesha videos!!!!!! :)
hellokity551 1 month ago
I pissed myself laughing *slams head on table* LOLOL
isearaismywebsite 1 month ago
santaisrealable 2 months ago
kesha has a brain
heythad1 2 months ago
she is totally dunk lol
vron1999 2 months ago
lolz!!!
CSIlover200 2 months ago
0:15 to 0:22 made me spit out my fruit salad
southwestrose 2 months ago
shane has beautiful eyes
spiderquick96 2 months ago
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guy:PAPER
kesha:papa
guy:PAPER
kesha:peanut
guy:PAPER
kesha:pudding cup
guy :PAPER
kesha : (slams head on table)
101FriendsForever101 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
guy: kesha this is a pencil
kesha: a what?
guy: pencil
kesha: penis?
LOL
XxWhat0EverxX 2 months ago 162
Its funnt xuz its true
AyaG2000 2 months ago
YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES,SHANE.
OnlyCommentsable 2 months ago 133
@OnlyCommentsable HE DOSE SO BEAUTIFUL
09haileybailey 1 month ago
@OnlyCommentsable OMFG I SO AGREE
KTONTORI 1 month ago
Ouch.
BrandenRetros 2 months ago
I was laughing so hard haha
abbeysilly29 2 months ago
oh ke$ha you druggie bit@h u always makes ways for us to make fun of you
kenberinc 2 months ago
lol this was my 2nd Shane video (after Fred Is Dead) X)
MySwagIsSwag 2 months ago
That hair beside shane's hair is getting on my nerves!!
theawesomeshow123100 2 months ago
why does the blue makeup change from your right eye to your left.......
Zephyrus764 2 months ago
XP the drool on ur lips waz gross XD
bigmjlover1958 2 months ago
This was uploaded on my birthday!! Haha day made.
DeathByConfession 2 months ago
i like how when he wear the brown wig, some of the extra hair from the blonde is like sticking out of his head
nnejypoo441 2 months ago
O_O WTF
zombie4923 2 months ago
I am not sure if this is a prank from YouTube but this is what the AD for this video was:
'' Geek Online Dating''
Looking for your Geek match?
Meet and date on Geek 2 Geek.
Seriously YouTube????????
digitalchico 2 months ago
@ScooterGuy29 just like my mom...... wait, i really need to keep my thoughts to myself. lol
joshi12311 2 months ago
haha i love it when he hit his head it was sooo funny
kittykat20106 2 months ago
kesh is a bitch
fryleebelle 2 months ago
omg i just noticed tht yu have reallyy nice eyess(:
love forever.
SMILESS4 2 months ago
Her brother goes to my school. Maybe i should show him this! lol
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40 thumbs up and i will throw an egg at my teacher
60 thumbs up and I will throw a water balloon at my teacher
80 thumbs up and I will throw a baby doll at my teacher
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95peka 2 months ago
0:20-0.22 XDDDDD AND AGAIN AND AGAIN XD
SpunkWHAT 2 months ago
Ohhhhhhh ke$ha
Yasdnil999 2 months ago
LMAO!!!!
nachoandcheese1 2 months ago
your eyes are beautiful ^-^
CindyRellaKiller 2 months ago
Pweety eyes!
Imindabuilding1 2 months ago
ouch i split my lip again by laughing
christinaschneider1 2 months ago
epic ending :p
sassinebernadette 2 months ago
wow...........
elle123elle 2 months ago
Hahahaha i think im crying
95kidplay 2 months ago
@NeverShoutLana yeah right. If u are then prove it.
AwsomePerson1011 2 months ago
i cant tell if he actually bangs his head on the table or he just using a sound effect
MrDarkmaster26 2 months ago
YOUR THEETH ARE PERFECT I LOVE THEM!!! :DD <3
AintNoOthaGal 2 months ago
lol he makes awesome vids x
x3FATMOOG3x 2 months ago
im ke$ha and i find this offensive.
NeverShoutLana 2 months ago
This Is The Most I Laughed
For A Video
That Has A Time Limit
Under A Minute .. xD
MrsRight040898 2 months ago
this is still my fav vid from shane <333
samuraichic1230 2 months ago
LMFAO ROFL PML
Ke$ha's laugh at the end
OMG. xD
ilovejoejonas167 2 months ago
LOL OMG DID IT HURT WHEN U HIT URSELF WITH THE TABLE???
soleillovable 2 months ago
with the paper thing i cracked up laughing so hard XDDD i love you videos! :D
LnAforeva 2 months ago
Hell!! i miss the Old Shane videos
AzraJay 2 months ago
paper peanut
MyTracygirl 2 months ago
This is like my favorite vid ever. XD
xxLAURAtv 2 months ago
her eyes change at 10 and 20
SuperRichie28 2 months ago
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD :´D
cookyrox 2 months ago
lol
SuomalainenOlenMa 2 months ago
764 people are gonna die tonight
ssactbdmedd 2 months ago
Luv da Ke$ha laugh! XD
cammiecakes1020 2 months ago
lollol the blue under her eyes changes from 0:10 :O damn you jump cuts DX
vickycolee 2 months ago
lol
eojdlanor2 2 months ago
this is probably going to sound weird, but you have beautiful eyes!
saraho200 2 months ago
I love when he bangs his head on the table. xD
Furuchy 2 months ago
0:20
bluejujux 2 months ago
*dot*
b2kniir 2 months ago
xD LOOOOOOOOL i like it so much
oliver1376 2 months ago
what rhymes with...... bbleeeeeeeuuurrrghh
sillychick123 2 months ago
alexjenncake 2 months ago
kesha:wat word rhymes with bweekkk?
me:it rhymes with black.
misha20ful 2 months ago
Nice eyes:3
ninicouturee 2 months ago
guy:PAPER
kesha:papa
guy:PAPER
kesha:peanut
guy:PAPER
kesha:pudding cup
guy :PAPER
kesha : (slams head on table)
Alwaystalkingshow 2 months ago 183
@Alwaystalkingshow thanks we watched the video too by the way
hedoesitallday315 2 months ago
your eyes are really pretty shane!
Emily13TH13 2 months ago
i love th table part :) lol
chloewormald 2 months ago