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  • This episode should be called "Life as a drunk driver"

  • he didnt even wear a seatbelt

  • Lmao, why dont you just headon the oncoming traffic bear, considering thats how this will go for anyone who tries it. "you dont want to risk your transmission" so you better drive headon swerving and busting up your suspension too.

  • Another bullshit TV show. Never, if you've lost the ability to stop the front wheels in your car, is it better to do that moronic shit in this video than it is to gradually apply the E-brake. A big bump on that bank could flip the car. Swerving back & forth is a good way to fishtail. The most friction available is in the E-brake. Shift to neutral, then apply it gradually, or rip the fucker & spin the car til' it stops, depending on the situation. It's called an "emergency" brake for a reason.

  • call 199

    

  • just trying to fucking turn around and head uphill lol

  • KEEP ON DOING THE ZIG-ZAG UNTIL YOU LOSE GAS..

  • Stuck in a car, better drink my own piss.

  • he could have slided the car sideways and id would be fixed (:

  • Straight away*

  • For all you retards who keep on saying he should of done this and that, he was showing you want you can do to help the car slow by doing different things because your not always going to be in the exact same place. And he wasn't going to stop straight he wanted to show you what to do if it got really bad.

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  • what can he not do...

  • Worst Case Scenario: STD's

  • people keep talking about him drinking piss it pissing me off

  • why the fuck would u wanna call 911 there? hahaha

    i rather drink my own piss before i do that in that situation

  • ts ts ts he isn't wearing his seatbelt

  • I think dialing 911 is at the bottom of my priority list..

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  • Once before this happened to me... I was driving up a hill in North Wales, When my brakes suddenly stopped working, I slid an clunked all the way down the hill and then span of the road at the end and flew into a small ravine, it was horrible.

    I had to drink my own piss

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  • fuck off to whoever always say "ok, im a loser who doesnt appreciate people showing others how to save their lives, ill just drink my own piss" get over it, im sure Grylls has already saved many lives just doing that scene, appreciate it..

  • damn, the top comments are hilarious >.<

  • my brake failed once while climbing a hill...it rolled down backwards, i tried pulling the handbrake and putting in first fear to stop the motion, but the handbrake wasnt strong enough, the gear seems useless in a reverse direction, i tried changing to reverse gear, but it keep rolling down...luckily down the sharp corner there wasnt any car coming...i was helpless...and just let it roll down until even land...,until today no idea y my brake fails...it works perfectly after that...on even road..

  • my dad has the alero...it looks exactly like tht...

  • fuckin love bears driving googles

  • what happens if this happens on a busy freeway? xD

  • @Nbernie72 One would hope you change brake pads when needed.

  • he didnt even fix the problem..

  • ...or you could just jump out the car onto the grass?...

  • @WRXDEMON or, just put the car out of gear....

  • Call 911? "Yeah Im in my car speeding down a mountain with no brakes. Could you please send some help? Yeah I can wait."

  • your meant to use the guard rail to slow down

  • 1:23 WTF he's not wearing a seatbelt...true survivalist behavious

  •  /watch?v=10DXnX86xTs&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • Wanna save your own life? Better watch the show and cross your fingers you don't lose your breaks until then. Fucking teaser trailers.

  • no cars going uphill,no piee drunk,stfu

  • that's what he does on his free time. he's so badass. what's is secret? drinkin' his own piss? i knew it.

  • Bear: Put your hazard lights and use your phone...

    Kanye: Imma let ya finish, but it against the law! AGAINST THE LAW!

    Bear: ... Screw it.

    Officer: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You've violated the law!

    Bear: *sigh* Should've drank my own piss.

  • @JustARTificial OMG, your sooo funny man, you should satr in your own comedy channel....NAWWWT, fagggggot

  • @bpham10 Wow. Calm down. Just a joke, something you obviously can't take.

  • @lilydalebunny We're talking faulty brakes, not a stuck accelerator.

  • @lilydalebunny So you're telling me that the correct procedure is to turn off the ignition?

    Which you would then lose your power steering, possibly lock your steering wheel?

    I don't think you have thought this out?

  • @lilydalebunny

    Neutral won't stop you bro. You just keep rolling. Drive only works if you're putting on gas aswell, so it's the same as neutral.

  • This is stupid, going zig zag will most probably get u killed if you're not proficient in controlling the weight shifting on the car, especially for women. Just put it into 1st gear and apply handbrake gradually, the car wouldn't go too fast in 1st gear without giving it gas.

  • @Js3009 He's an idiot. I doubt the SAS taught him anything like that.

    Low gear, judicious use of the handbrake. If worse comes to worse, how about a handbrake turn????? 180 degrees and the lack of brakes going uphill won't be a problem.

    In his scenario, I would have rammed the other car up the arse. If my life was on the line, a bit of panel damage wouldn't worry me.

  • just craps. the best way is to get glued to the side guardrail. this is made for action movie, not for safety advices... go fishing better mister bear....

  • before you do what he does, TOP UP YOUR BRAKE FLUID!

  • Why not just throw the trans into park and lift the emergency brake. What he is doing is just putting other people in danger.

  • why doesnt he just drive up the bank.. the car will stop at the topbecause it isnt on a hill anymore.

  • Not sure if i can trust Bear for driving when I trust him for drinking piss and eating bugs raw...

  • learn to drift???

  • @kelfern123 you need brakes to drift you noob and he has faulty car brakes how to drift fag.

  • @John3dwards handbreak or turn suddenly with heavy acceleration, in my opinion spin urself out

  • @kelfern123 did you see the road he was driving in? im pretty sure he didnt have enough space to drift

  • No Seatbelt!!! Cops will come after you. Good plan.

  • of course he wasnt wearing the seatbelt lol

  • faulty brakes? better drink my own piss

  • @bazza567891 stfu

  • JAM THE FUCKING HANDBRAKE RETARD!

  • @pchiethegreat1 Jam the handbrake and ride the shoulder till you stop.

    But nope, people are all herp and think this will save their lives. Going down hill they're more likely to flip their car swerving like that D:

  • will i manage to call 911 first? hahaha

  • Watch the whole thing here:

    watch?v=7USig2gE2mE&feature=re­lated

  • chuck norris would use his ejection seat!

  • Its too bad my math teacher cant be this good.

  • yes it's fake. hes trying to show people what to do in this position

  • lol i love this guy seems like he would do anything to make a buck but seriously hes like a good teacher

  • @zachaqsw he might be a good teacher, but his lessons can still be wrong

  • bear grylls is cool

  • or you could put it in netrual turn off the engine and put it in park. just a thought instead of weaving across banks and hoping there is now other cars coming.

  • @dave360dave some cars still locks the steering wheel when you turn of the engine, if not, then your still going downhill, so if you put it on netrual, ur still gonna be speeding up, and if your at high speed, I doubt anyone would have the guts to put the car in park. As you can see if your in his position, if you put it the car in park, the car will stop, but ur body will be flying

  • No seatbelt and swerving while going around corners! he genious

  • That looked fun.

  • Bear can drive!? I thought he could only travel by foot or parachute :)...and this looks like an adrenaline rush from hell!

  • Damn, my brakes have gone!

    Better call 911 and drink my own piss.

  • @DecaPodge I'd better drink my own piss than die. You would do the same. So STFU beech

  • WCS:Faulty Car Brakes .

    I start to drink my own own pee in an attempt to stop the car. I realize that doesnt do anything. I figure the brake disks are overheated so I try to pee on them.Unfortunately I have no pee left. I quickly decide to use the freshly drinked pee that is in my stomach, so I carefully puke the pee on the overheated brakes.Finally the car comes to a halt.

    There being no grizzly crap on the road, I cant find anything useful to block the wheels,so I must let the car go .

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  • sowas sollten die bei galileo bringen... und nicht wie ein fetter sack riesenschnitzel isst -.-

  • @Wrutschgeluck Guck dir DMAX an? O_o

  • Fuck this is dumb. Screw the control, you might fuck things up even more if you dont start using your time. DO use handbreak and DO use gears to slow down. With proper handbreak use he could have easily stopped at 2:11 .

  • if your brave enough to go downhill without breaks like bear did than talk. this program is about ideas that you should do if there is nothing else to do. if you got better idea i would like to hear it. exept blowing your self up!

  • Bear..you are a cockhead

  • anyone think about the oncoming traffic mr 'zig zag' fkn moron better you die than the family in the other lane...who the fuck gave you permission to drop your bullshit advice like you do...ive seen two eps not by choice...crackheads would have better ideas

  • why hasn't he been on top gear yet? even tom cruise has already

  • where can i see the full episode ??

  • I love in the beginning how it looks like he's driving this kick-ass sportscar and then 0:21- THAT car comes up XD

  • @ipodgirl95 LOL YEAH.

  • he must be driving a toyota...

  • How about putting on a seat belt when you're teaching about safety? lol

  • @TonyMacoroni1

    yeah but its a lot harder to maneuver a car downhill going as fast as hell with seatbelts on, also he mentioned that we should call 911 and cells are forbidden while driving (at least where I live at)...

  • You should also honk the horn to let the oncoming traffic know something is wrong.

  • how about just putting it in Neutral "N" instead of keeping it in gear.....

  • Wearing the seatbelt would have been a good start. @00:40 , @ 00:50, @01;15, @01:24, @01:31, @01:42, @01:48, @02,09.

    Very Disappointed with this series sorry.

  • @anthonymintoff Haha, I didn't even notice he wasn't wearing a seatbelt XD

  • yeah try do this ian blocked intersection

  • Was that a fail?

  • i just died cause my car's brakes were faulty and i didnt know what to do...

  • Bear is AWESOME

  • seeing as how he does not have a seat belt I would have jumped out rather than have the car go off the hill with me in it.

  • Great, now imagine that with 50 cars on the road, no dirt road, raining.

  • @ThrashMetalForces since there are 50 cars, just bump into them, should slow you down a lot if not, completely stop you. It's better to pay a 500-3000 USD repair bill than a life.

  • downshift+handbrake

  • @goomol First thing I thought. Damn those automatic car geeks. ¬¬

    Or just be a man like Bear Grylls (*cough*), turn the car upside down and put your hands on the ceiling. :D

  • How about when you're on a close to even surface and theres grass you just let go of the damn throttle and while the car is slowing down you pull over so people can get through? Or is the throttle stuck in this scenario? If the throttle isnt stuck, then its just fucking stupid doing this.

  • funny i could never imagine bear gills drivind a car, usualy he is lost somewere and all

  • haha and he's not even wearing a seat belt lol

  • That's hilariously stupid. Just downshift and your car will stop :| If you are too stupid to shift your gear downward, then darwinism strikes.

  • yeah he could have just turned left up the hill lol =P

  • this hapn to me one day when i went for a cruize lucky it was round 2 so not many ppl were on streets i didnt try lowering gear or e-brake but i did end up getin on top of curb usin the grass and gravel from rail road tracks to stop me. i ended up changing the flat tire but hell a flats better than a crash

  • he coulda just drove upthe one hill to stop

  • Using trees on the side of the road helps a lot too... Usually one tree is enough.

  • i like both of bear grylls shows i like how this one feels different from man vs wild but i still hope he does man vs wild

  • @MrArnboy91 1:31 he has none... 0:59 he has one...

  • @RareAirSupply uh, i don't know if you were paying attention but in the disclaimer, it says that these situations are hypothetical. that means they know it's not completely real! stop being an ass and read the damn disclaimers.

  • err, so let me get this straight.

    Your brakes aren't working, so the first thing you should do is down shift, yank the handbrake.followed by getting on your phone calling 911, and begin zig zagging all over the road and launch your car off a hill..........riiiight >.>

  • That was retarded. The steering will lock if you turn the key all the way, and pull out. Steering lock will not lock if you just turn 1 part off. Then you just turns of the electricity.

  • At the speeds he was going downshifting would have work perfectly! infact! he would have stayed a constant speed.. especially in 1st.. pull up the E brake.. get off the road.. and call TRIPLE A lmao

  • @reverseoreo08 screw tripple a, call the a team!

  • YO BRAKES WENT OUT FOOO!!!!

  • @reverseoreo08 talking bout seatbelts, not brakes...

  • Since when?

  • I was turning white just watching it.

  • ignore everything he said, when you to about 1:45 just go up the grass uphill and your going to slow way down or any other flatter grass area on this video

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  • @samstterhamstteer but don't you run the risk of flipping the car over if you keep going up the hill?

  • @Madchild2001 not at the speed he was going it seems fast hes only going about 400 miles and not up the hill there was some pretty flat grass ground i think its better then going side to side on road

  • Anyone else think that weaving your car may be more likely to fuck up your car than the faulty brakes?

  • i love u ( not in that way ) and i would watch anything u do i miss ur man v wild i to was in S.F ranger and i have been to many of the places and i hope there will be new places to go but love the new show

  • by the way... where is the belt for safety?

  • He is working hard, and most of the time risking danger to show others what to do when the unexpected comes. So to criticizing him with negative comments is just a wast of time. These films could be very useful for the outdoor loving ones, who likes nature. The sofa lovers always will be jeolous, and posting bad comments. I think the show is geat, only feel sorry of his family, as they always have to worry for his safety.

  • lol why is bear grylls doing this?

    haha wtf

  • thrilling.. AND no fastened belt....

  • Come on... this is the worst things he can say when you want to stop a car... go up hill ... good work sherlock..

  • seriously comon sense to bail

  • BAIL OUT in the grass !! xD

    unless you love your car that much :S

  • I know it's a teaser, but come on!

    Finish the video, thats need to know info!

  • @Skybaby79 whenever you get in the situation your intelligence will decide, beacuase you perhaps won't have these neat banks he had in this video, or perhaps youll have other things helping you, all about using your head in thaat situation! Bascially you should always calm down, most necessary thing to do when about to lose control in a car, because only the hectic will make you go krazy and make mistakes then!

  • Finally, Bear Grills does something useful. Versus eating bugs and drinking his own pee, i'd say this is an improvement :D

  • @peepeevagi what do you mean he finally does somthing usefull he always was doing something usefull in man vs wild

  • Yeah but this is more usefull to the average person. People losing their brakes on a downhill will happen more often than some asshat getting lost in the sahara, rainforest or canada.

    I would have never thought of what he's doing. I would have just used my speed to force myself up and onto that grassy bank, stopping in fifty feet :3

  • @peepeevagi I'd like to see you try to do the shit he does mr "peepeevagina". stupid fag

  • I've had my brakes go out going down a slope before. Never bought a ford again lol.

    And it was a steeeeeeeeep slope (your ears pop from how high up you go).

    Unlike Mr. Grills i pulled over to the side of the road (Steep ass ditch) untill i stopped. :D

    And you one to talk "Xbox360gamer". I may be a faggot, but you're a faggot that nobody loves and cant get any butt lovin, even from cheapie escort boys. It probably doesn't need saying, but crawl back into yer hole please? Pleeease?

  • @peepeevagi wat and teaching you how to survive by going to extremes isnt useful

  • In this case it really isn't. Extreme in this case would mean your brakes are out AND there's heavy traffic going both ways.

  • @peepeevagi Man versus wild was a bit of a comedy, ey? This is more helpful, but less funny.

  • @peepeevagi dont you fucking DARE say anything bad about bear grylls! you wank!

  • Did i say anything bad about Bear Grills? Or do you deny that he eats bugs and drinks his own pee?

    Also, his solution to this scenario is bullshit. Anyone who's had their brakes go out on them knows not to zig zag in and out of their lane lol.

  • So if I am in that situation I should zigzag on the opposite in coming traffic lane, and not only that but get on the bank as well?

    Yea, really good advice =p

  • That dang Toyota!! Lol JK

  • BEAR GRYLLS rulezzzz !!!!!!!!

  • first put it in first gear then turn engine off drive into shrubs or gaurdrail get out and call tow truck

  • Good luck first calling 911 if your brakes fail....

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  • This guy is great but hes a complete retard, he doesnt actually do this crap, its all fixed and set up, also he is a complete fake that man vs wild is a fake

  • @darkdragonmaster77 Well no shit, he's trying to show people how to survive in harsh environments or dangerous situations. He's not actually in a huge amount of danger, but in the Sahara Desert episode, he mentions part of his film crew got dehydrated, so there still is an element of danger present.

  • this guy is something else, discovery will be sorry when he is killed by one of these ridiculous shows.... just like Steve Irwin.. sad...

  • i think his shows are awesome. why complain when someone is trying to give out helpful,free advice.

  • Bear Grylls is the man. He may only perform in hypothetical situations- but thats for legal purposes. anyone who doubts the awesomeness of Bear should be shot.

    BTW- if you're going to be doing some slamming on someone, maybe you should learn to spell, Torrhenning91. the things on a car are BRAKES. Don't make yourself look any stupider than we all already know you are.

  • Bear Grylls is the new chuck norris !!

  • 1:30  no belt's

  • @xmate0 hes bear grylls belts would only impede him.

  • now imagine you are a soccer mom

  • bear grylls sold out. he was always just a hyperactive dude that loved to go into crazy places. Fail.

  • @corriblehorpse he was a sell out from day one.

  • if the car was a manual you could brake with the gearbox