Is that swollen-faced soultaker the same guy who played the so-called cyborg in "Future War"? Maybe thier swollen-faced, puffy-cheeked brothers. Dorksmackers.
Is that swollen-faced soultaker the same guy who played they so-called cyborg in "Future War"? Maybe thier swollen-faced, puffy-cheeked brothers. Dorksmackers.
Wow, I would have concluded I was dead as soon as the cops took off w/o noticing me. My suspicions would have started the second I appeared to be unharmed. Everyone not being able to see me is a pretty clear indicator.
I have to agree with some of the other commenters, this is actually a really neat movie. If these people could act worth a damn this would be a really good movie...
@AvengingDudikoff I was just thinking that. Actually, that's been the case of a few movies MST3K movies (Girlstown is another that comes to mind). This actually has an interesting premise and some really awesome moments, but in the end, the ridiculous acting and the screenwriter's/main actresses' self-serving motivations really come out and makes this, well...a MST3K movie.
@AvengingDudikoff I was just thinking that. Actually, that's been the case of a few MST3K movies (Girlstown is another that comes to mind). This actually has an interesting premise and some really awesome moments, but in the end, the ridiculous acting and the screenwriter's/main actresses' self-serving motivations really come out and makes this, well...a MST3K movie.
Was it a deliberate purpose to let the "angels of death" take and transport one soul at a time? I don't know.....I'm just wondering if they had a limited supply of those green rings.
@QuikVidGuy I know. I was actually kind of in awe of a face like that. I never knew this but I guess he was the star of Maniac Cop, and he's been in a lot of little bit parts, like Tango and Cash.
Here's a hard question, who has a face you would least like to see a close up of, Sheen's brother, or butt face guy? The answer, Joe Don Baker. Yes, even though he's not in this film, Joe Don Baker is still the correct answer.
@livinintwilightzone No, if it was, it would become dangeriously close to being interesting. This was some low budget film a overly privalaged girl wrote for herself to star in, which from an artist's perspective, is pretty freaking weak. But of course, the MST3K boys make a turd worth watching.
Z'dar has been a singer, keyboard player, and guitarist for a band in Chicago called Nova Express; a police officer, a jingle writer for an ad agency, and a Chippendale dancer. He has appeared in more than 70 films and produced several, as well.
@tobybirdmann Nope, just the '80s! I remember friends of mine saying "Man, if smokes ever get up to $2 a pack I'm quitting." And in 2010, they're close to $5, and those guys still smoke!"\
So, their souls got thrown about a half a mile away from their bodies? LOL. Sometimes I think it's a blessing and a curse for most people like me who have a critical mind to notice all these flaws in movies like this. Never thought about 'em until after the turn of the century. Must be some sort of evolution or something.
... So, uh. Why -do- their souls apparently get forced from their bodies upon impact, anyway? I mean, that one girl didn't...
kiraina25 3 weeks ago
6:26 Where Jimmy Neutron got one of its character's names.
tlrledbetter 2 months ago
Maybe the soultaker should try to talk to his victims once and a while instead of looking menacing and demonic.
MelancholyRose 2 months ago in playlist MST3K - Soultaker
"What are the odds of a car door opening by itself upon impact?"
"Quite good actually!"
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"What do you think the chances are of a door opening on impact?"
"Quite good, actually..."
PerryPlanet 3 months ago
Marlboros were $1.34 a pack in 1990?
SigEpBlue 4 months ago
@SigEpBlue I think it's the gas that's $1.34. They're just also advertising Marlboros.
kiraina25 3 weeks ago
"My majorette boots!"
farrarjr3 4 months ago
"I never even look at another woman...."
This is a man I'm looking at --lmao
EdwFam2010 4 months ago
Wow, I would have concluded I was dead as soon as the cops took off w/o noticing me. My suspicions would have started the second I appeared to be unharmed. Everyone not being able to see me is a pretty clear indicator.
kftc88 4 months ago
Do they even MAKE Fruitopia anymore?
mzmudcat 5 months ago
"Tanya Harding IS Scarlett O'Hara."
karmacalypse 5 months ago
"Edward Hopper's 'Quickie-Mart'."
DickieAnginson 5 months ago
"man, my monthly soul count is really tanking....I'll never get that set of steak knives..."
easyeasy506 5 months ago
@easyeasy506
Always Be Soultaking.
textthing 3 months ago
Am I a Sheen, or an Estevez?
easlesonavon 6 months ago
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At least we don't have to watch his forhead anymore.
Unwyze 6 months ago
Bwahahaha!!! @ 8:36 "I was playing horsey!"
It never fails: no matter how many times I've watched a MST3K episode, I still find some joke that I've missed before!
DisappointingPorn 6 months ago
Why, it's Harvey! Hi, Harvey!
ironychan 7 months ago
So... they're dead... and yet, they can operate a telephone?
Ickiesgal 7 months ago
@Ickiesgal maybe the phones are dead to heh......sorry Iknow corny joke.....I study more MST3K moives, get better.
thesims66 6 months ago
happy saint blaise day!
Kwarner722 7 months ago
America's most beloved drug dealer was killed today
No messy soul residue
Kwarner722 7 months ago
they might have left their souls in the glove compartment.
lol.....i love mst3k
yomie100 7 months ago
Glengarry Glen Idiot
criggs187 8 months ago in playlist MST3k Season 10
I have to agree with some of the other commenters, this is actually a really neat movie. If these people could act worth a damn this would be a really good movie...
JoltenJoetaco 9 months ago
"Where are the other four?"
They're on layaway.
FuzzboxVoodoo94 9 months ago
"Uncut Lik-um-aid'. ROFL!
creatornat 9 months ago
"Now, how can I possibly get the others? Perhaps by pursuing them, I might catch them in some manner."
BeeDub57 10 months ago
1:08
What detective school did you go to?
Smael64 10 months ago
GIMME YOUR STUPID SOUL.
DAVIDInitiative 10 months ago 3
The weird thing is, given competent filmmakers, actors and special effects, such a premise could yield a half way decent film.
AvengingDudikoff 11 months ago
@AvengingDudikoff I was just thinking that. Actually, that's been the case of a few movies MST3K movies (Girlstown is another that comes to mind). This actually has an interesting premise and some really awesome moments, but in the end, the ridiculous acting and the screenwriter's/main actresses' self-serving motivations really come out and makes this, well...a MST3K movie.
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@AvengingDudikoff I was just thinking that. Actually, that's been the case of a few MST3K movies (Girlstown is another that comes to mind). This actually has an interesting premise and some really awesome moments, but in the end, the ridiculous acting and the screenwriter's/main actresses' self-serving motivations really come out and makes this, well...a MST3K movie.
dcbandnerd 10 months ago
"Man, my monthly soul count is tanking! I'm never gonna win that set of steak kinves!"
"My nephew made 'Mighty Ducks.'"
"He's dead, man! He's dead!" "Hooray! Let's tell the town!"
"Why, I'd never even look at another woman." "This is a man I'm looking at!"
"My response to spills is to go home!"
"Remember, you need to only walk briskly to get away from him."
"It's closing time."
"Does that mean that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end?"
mst3KGf 1 year ago
went to the old time picture booth at Six Flags..lol
sexyglexy 1 year ago
Tonya Harding is Scarlett O'Hara
Gigrantula58 1 year ago
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yoko174 1 year ago
Was it a deliberate purpose to let the "angels of death" take and transport one soul at a time? I don't know.....I'm just wondering if they had a limited supply of those green rings.
yoko174 1 year ago
I'll race you to film obscurity!
NYG4LIFE123 1 year ago 2
Ghost ripped this off
MarkDarke 1 year ago
as terrible as this film is, i am kind of scared by it
loverboyz901 1 year ago
Where does that guy put his acorns??? LOL
ninjast4r 1 year ago 2
This is just a terrible ripoff of "Carnival of Souls."
Jenny010132 1 year ago
@Jenny010132 Is this kind of the premise of "Carnival of Souls"? I've always wanted to see that cult classic.
montyburns9999 1 year ago
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@montyburns9999 Pretty much. You can watch the whole movie here on YouTube.
Jenny010132 1 year ago
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"Help me!" "I need condoms!"
maxhamer 1 year ago
woah, a lot of curly fries under there.
my nephew made mighty ducks.
i love rick ocasek!
InterEDGE 1 year ago
That tightens my pants!!
fuckingkiddinme 1 year ago 12
It's a moose. What do you think it is?
Happy St. Blaise Day.
ChaoticYak 1 year ago
yup slow and steady wins the soul
hmm got a leaky cash register
IrishEyedBlue 1 year ago
"You must track them and you must abide by the rules of time and space..... quickly."
Just brilliant.
GeneralOlde 1 year ago
Don't look at me like that....
ErinIsPunk 1 year ago
So a soul is a glow-in-the-dark cockring???
Dulcimerist 1 year ago 3
This could have been so much better than The Sixth Sense.
AlanSessler 1 year ago 4
omg the guy with the huge chin is in this.
DSkehan2004 1 year ago
4:44-4:48 - ...aaaaand the sign disappears haha
bakes7288 1 year ago
I love Mike's Daffy Duck "Mother!" impression at 6:33.
abmstie 1 year ago
He's preparing for the ultimate comb over.
harryshissler 1 year ago
Probably just the "WHAT" talking?
whoisdickieschnabel 1 year ago
so souls can fight each other and die? so is this movie saying souls can die?! that makes no sense at all ! D:< (_(_)
00madbox00 1 year ago
Am I a Sheen or an Estevez?
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 4
OOPS.
textthing 1 year ago 3
God, seriously, what the hell is wrong with that guy's face?
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago 12
@QuikVidGuy I know. I was actually kind of in awe of a face like that. I never knew this but I guess he was the star of Maniac Cop, and he's been in a lot of little bit parts, like Tango and Cash.
montyburns9999 1 year ago
@QuikVidGuy
Well, it's... really big.
textthing 1 year ago
@QuikVidGuy I know right! He looks like Jay Leno in a wig!
zeldafanboy345 6 months ago
Here's a hard question, who has a face you would least like to see a close up of, Sheen's brother, or butt face guy? The answer, Joe Don Baker. Yes, even though he's not in this film, Joe Don Baker is still the correct answer.
wgregory10 1 year ago 5
WAIT!
NOoo~
HeavensRat 1 year ago 2
Hmmm...now, how can I possibly get the others? Perhaps by pursuing them I might catch them in some manner.
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 3
"Does that mean that every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end?"
FTW
sullivan328 1 year ago
what is with that dude's face?
TheHanzoMK1 1 year ago
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@TheHanzoMK1
Robert "the chin" D'zar. He really looks like that.
toomanyaccounts 1 year ago
Is this a remake of an R.L. Stine book?
livinintwilightzone 1 year ago
@livinintwilightzone No, if it was, it would become dangeriously close to being interesting. This was some low budget film a overly privalaged girl wrote for herself to star in, which from an artist's perspective, is pretty freaking weak. But of course, the MST3K boys make a turd worth watching.
wgregory10 1 year ago
frank booth cam
illuminatioracle 1 year ago
Jee, I wonder why the balding blond driver isn't rich, he has $30,000 of cocaine in his glove compartment. 0:34
Mangina9000 1 year ago 4
"hey, i just fed the cockroaches."
InterEDGE 1 year ago 2
$1.34 for Marlboro's? These ones i have now were $1.50 off and they were still over $3.00.
OzzyFan87 1 year ago
"That tightens my pants."
limmywinks 1 year ago 4
hhahahaha a leeky cash register
lovedapizza 1 year ago
"Gimme your stupid soul!"
SaveTheTapirs 1 year ago 6
Wait!!
...Nooo.
eruresto90 1 year ago
Robert Z'dar factoids:
Z'dar has been a singer, keyboard player, and guitarist for a band in Chicago called Nova Express; a police officer, a jingle writer for an ad agency, and a Chippendale dancer. He has appeared in more than 70 films and produced several, as well.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 3
7:12
My favorite line!
Also, why does the plastic bottle break like a glass one?
darrellkaiser1985 2 years ago
cuz' it is a glass bottle
RedxxNeptune 1 year ago
whats wrong with that dudes face? he get stung by a bee or something?
Banminator 2 years ago 4
Check out the "Related Videos". Can anyone figure out what "Blowjob Girl" has to do with MST3K?
Akira625 2 years ago 5
If I ever see her in real life, I'm gonna kick her face in!
darrellkaiser1985 2 years ago
"America's most beloved drug-retailer was killed today..."
RavnDream 2 years ago 2
Why it's Harvey... Hi Harvey!
otherfool 2 years ago 4
"Where does that guy even keep his acorns?"
I died laughing.
Sombrek 2 years ago 4
Is that a $1.34 for a pack of Marlboros or a gallon of gas? Either way, the times they have changed.
psychicwhoosh 2 years ago 2
Frank Booth cam!
abmstie 2 years ago
Suddenly i'm hungry for glowing green rings, I wonder what thats about...
snikt2k10 2 years ago
"My nephew made Mighty Ducks" lol
jmpms 2 years ago 8
"What's that?"
Mike: It's a moose. What do you think?
tagginos 2 years ago 2
my favorite part of the job get numbees
stig422 2 years ago
i'll race you to film obscurity! lol
nebraska124 2 years ago
That tightens my pants!
Morzox 2 years ago 7
These kids are a bit slow on the uptake not realizing that no one can hear or see them.
"No, how do I get the others,perhaps by pursuing them I might catch them in some manner!"
"In East Dubuque, where do you think right here!"
"Sorry, I kept a lookout for the psychokiller."
"Give me your stupid soul!"
"Keep out, foiled again!"
"Slow and steady wins the soul!"
AuburnRed1 2 years ago 2
"I think we lost one!"
"But I'm not gonna check."
"Yup, slow and steady wins the soul."
joemomma46 2 years ago 4
My major-ette boots!
tarlcabot18 2 years ago 2
Griffin Dunne. lmao!
baronvg 2 years ago
I should have known , since I'm Griffin Dunne - Servo used that same line in Zombie Nightmare
kaejae24 2 years ago
I suspect the price for Marlbros was supposed (in true Cannes-worthy fashion) to suggest to the audience, that "Death Is Cheap".
"-CANNES!"
UpSky2 2 years ago 2
well not now of days, Death cost me 7 bucks a pack
KidChaos5150 2 years ago
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AuburnRed1 2 years ago
This is before T2, when filmmakers realized that villians can be just as menancing running as walking briskly.
enochmamon 2 years ago
I think this is where they got the plot for "vampire diaries."
trapadoored 2 years ago
"Wait!" Why doesn't he just RUN?
textthing 2 years ago
Do you have any Grey Poupon!
That tightens my pants.
Remember, you need only walk briskly to get away from him.
xLordOfTheFliesx 2 years ago 4
marlboros for $1.34. this is science fiction
tobybirdmann 2 years ago 83
@tobybirdmann Nope, just the '80s! I remember friends of mine saying "Man, if smokes ever get up to $2 a pack I'm quitting." And in 2010, they're close to $5, and those guys still smoke!"\
slackerboy02 1 year ago
@tobybirdmann lol XD
lonelysith66 1 year ago
@tobybirdmann
I noticed that too... It must have been so nice to kill yourself at such a low price :(. American Spirits cost me 8$ a fucking pack.
eits1986 1 year ago
@tobybirdmann I just noticed that too. Its true though they were under a dollar when I was in high school 1980-82,83.
depedro99 1 year ago
So, their souls got thrown about a half a mile away from their bodies? LOL. Sometimes I think it's a blessing and a curse for most people like me who have a critical mind to notice all these flaws in movies like this. Never thought about 'em until after the turn of the century. Must be some sort of evolution or something.
thedaemonforever 2 years ago 3
Joe Pesci is a reaper? Who would have thought?
AncelDeLambert 2 years ago
slow but steady wins the soul
Jackthemonkey666 2 years ago 3
"It's closing time."
"Does that mean every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end?"
Haha. Love Semisonic.
modchic720 2 years ago 4
Greatest 90's reference!
daliwndrland 2 years ago
$1.34 for a pack of marbs! mmmm i wish i had smoked back in the day
drolnoog 2 years ago
Wait, that guy was talking to his wife, saying he wasn't cheating with "Jolene" Did the movie just make a Dolly Parton reference?
badluckshadow13 2 years ago 30
I don't think the writer of the movie is that witty. lol
johnnyo3535 2 years ago 4
"Help Me!"
"I need condoms!"
ManaAdvent 2 years ago 2
So, you can tell if someone's good or evil within two seconds of seeing them! This writer "lady" is a genius.
Yeah, she might be a woman, but she ain't no lady!
Gomess 2 years ago 2
"She's a man, baby!"
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
i'm never gonna win those stake knives
dmanschaumbizzie 2 years ago
Stakes are what you drive into vampires' black hearts. Steaks are what we eat.
StoneColdSergio 2 years ago 5
@StoneColdSergio Someone's never read "Bunnicula".
guysmiley00 1 year ago 2
do you have any grey poupon?
apx90 2 years ago 5
LOL, the store cashier is that annoying comedian guy from the Seinfeld episode "The Movie."
"Do you have a phone so I can call Martin so he can take over my role?"
At least the Estevezes are better than the Baldwins.
StoneColdSergio 2 years ago 2
"Just as I suspected... Hungry Jack complete, just add water."
BeeDub57 2 years ago 2
They should have stole a bunch of beer if that guy could not see them :)
RusselBertrand 2 years ago
"Where's that guy even keep his acorns?"
thedeejus 2 years ago 4
i LOVE ric ocasek!
mrhat1978 2 years ago
does that mean that every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end?
powerofktulu 2 years ago 5
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PaigePenelope 2 years ago
it looks like he's wearing a seaweed hat XD
johnnui 2 years ago 2
eyup...slow and steady wins the soul....
thatbigolhead 2 years ago 3
This is a man I'm lookin' ayet!
CarryLarry 2 years ago 5
Do you have a phone?....so I can call Martin to take over my role?
Roflmao!!
misskittie1313 2 years ago 3
Crow:"I'll race you to film obscurity!" One of my favourite lines ever XD!!!!
rushnerd 2 years ago 3
Marlboro's for $1.34?!?!? Inflation and taxes suck!
lizardtown 2 years ago 6
fuckin A.
bring back 89 cent gas too.
powerofktulu 2 years ago 2
Mullet headed 3rd wheel guy is played by Ron Jeremy's little brother Tad Jeremy.
Maybe.
jodiefostersarmy 2 years ago 4
Is that guys head for real?
lizardtown 2 years ago 3
I think he dyed some sod brown and stapled it to his head.
vlcupper 2 years ago
i LOVE ric ocasek!
mrhat1978 2 years ago 2
"In East Dubuque. Where do you think?!"
XD
AIGoddess 2 years ago 2
"My response to spills is to go home!"
Dragmack 2 years ago 4
"my nephew made mighty ducks" lol
Afflictionxxxx 2 years ago 8
"No messy soul residue"
TruthasICit 2 years ago
"This is a man I'm lookin' at!"
Pumpkinart 2 years ago 3
"That tightens my pants"
johnnyo3535 2 years ago 3
"They went to the old time photo booth at Six Flags."
LOL!
stupidstuffx 2 years ago
Did a "missing boy" poster from 4:44 go missing by 4:46 ?
willfreedo 2 years ago 4
Excellent catch.
CalmAnimal 2 years ago
"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
ngobleus 2 years ago 3
edward hopper's quickie mart
claytonrhuner 3 years ago 5
Uncut Lick-um-aid...LOL!
creatornat 3 years ago 2
No messy soul residue!
lmaunkst 3 years ago 2
Do you have a phone so I can call Martin to take over my role?
lmfao.
gothicgrace 3 years ago 10
O its Harvey. Hi Harvey.
Just another reason why this is one of the best shows ever. Seriously
Dankore 3 years ago 4
Omg, I almost shit myself from laughing at 7:34.
damuvrymuch 3 years ago
quite good actually
grausammesser 3 years ago 2
Haha, "Wait!" "NOOOOoooo!"
indiekid42 3 years ago 4