TOP 10 BEST Pick Up Lines!

[pokemon777rocks]

Hey girl hey girl lol

[hottie201079]

Wtf no Justin bieber has one u don't

[Oldguywithcandy101]

If you think chubacca is hairy wait till you see my wookie

[MinorKeys88]

This is like... the top ten worst...

lol...

No, actually, I'm not laughing.

[BeProudToBeYou]

I put the STD in stud now all I need is you!

[doublebubleguy12]

1. Girl your parents must be assholes because you are the shit

2. I'm like a runic cube the more you play with me the harder I get

3. If I was a watermelon would you spit out my seeds

4.hey girl let's play pop up you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up

5. Girl do you work for UPS because I could have sworn you your checking out my package

[blackmoon1012]

i liked the first one

[mickyc96]

hey baby, youre alot older than a baby. can i date you?

[Dersabom]

Your do fucking not funny

[babyface886]

Hey girl

[MultiTONY901]

Are from teensy  cuss you the only teen I see LMAO

[JBhitman6]

Silly rabbit dicks are for kids

[nailart4niggrs]

aye guurl. wana fuck?

[gamingblitz101]

If I could add one it would be : Your parents must be bakers because u have a nice set of buns

[TheLearox]

aye girl do you wanna australian kiss??its like a french kiss except its "down under"

[Operationblack1619]

My fav is : hey u work at lil caesars? Because ur hot and I'm ready

[BatmanakaAshley]

DO THE CREEP!!

[TheBabygurl2022]

my 2 favourrite pick up lines are : ilost my teddy bear can i sleep wit u? .......and

I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER CAN I HAVE YOURS?

[cfro251]

Aye girl, Do you like reading books?

I have a boner..

[imaluckygirl777]

Hey girrll.

[manuelmartinez18]

the most funy was Hey girl guess what i have that Justin Biever dosn't a penis

[psthreekicksa]

@manuelmartinez18 < What he said.

[MrDiamondpickaxe]

hey giiiiiiirl. are you an astronaut? well ive got 2 planets for u 2 discover! come play around with them!

[TheCoolgirl2468]

wow i was veryy crepped out....

[lancearanshadow]

Its no longer funny! D: I Liked it when it was "Hayy gurll..."

[icedmocream]

Hey Girl, Are you a window? Cause i wanna open you up.

[mauromaresmr]

wtf is your fu*$#! problem

[DoctorFreeman97]

@JBhitman6 O_O

[o0Lynna0o]

@JBhitman6 Silly Faggot, Dicks are for chicks.

[JBhitman6]

@o0Lynna0o Lol my brother said that when i said sillly rabbit

[MrDiamondpickaxe]

hey girl! are you an astronaut? cause i have 2 planets for u 2 discover

[cookiemonster6841]

Aye Girl is the funniest part that he says! ;D

[vidmanproductions]

my name is "borat" nice to meet youu..

[Alfawolf75]

press 7 for shlong!

[FameNationEnt]

HEYYYY GIRRLLL

[yafai678y]

me:do u fall from heaven

girl:why

me:cause ur face is fucked up

[forestboy5]

fuck you're gay

[TheLizurrd]

Ey girl. That just creeped me out every time.

My favorite EVER though is "Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" "No" "What's the matter, don't like pizza?"

[TheAbon99]

Euguine: Hey girl, do you have a fire extinguisher, Because my STD's are burning.

LOOOL!

[SuperNickad]

0:57 he says he meet someone 4 times he put up 3 fingers :D

[erin777gunner]

Four times

[XxFindingFakessxX]

When you said ''I met Chris Hanson four times.'' you only put up three fingers. xD

[KelanX]

@XxFindingFakessxX who gives a shit?

[XxFindingFakessxX]

@KelanX I was just pointing it out. It wasn't meant to hate on him. Don't be a asshole

[KelanX]

@XxFindingFakessxX awww :'( you sad? :'(

[XxFindingFakessxX]

@KelanX Nawhh. You mad?

[KelanX]

@XxFindingFakessxX haha course?

[baaaam29]

"hey girl, guess what i have that justin beiber doesnt?....a penis" ahahhahahha

[pleasurementgui]

press 6 for "alot of candy for you"

[MiaDepRockRionII]

"DO THE CREEP!!"

[Dougherty2014]

ayy girl...ive got a bone to pick with you,,,would you like to meet me downstairs?

[taggy2]

Anyone notice when he says he met Chris Hanson 4 times he holds up 3 fingers :P just a point out ahaha

[imanmjfanforever]

"Baby would you like to see my hard drive? It's got alotta RAM and it's NOT FLOPPY"

[travisleefox]

best jb joke evar

[damnAIMEENICOLE]

Eugene should really have his own channel 

[suzywoozy71]

CREEPY!!!!!!.......But like SERIOUSLY funny!!:D

[molr11]

You had me at hello, well hey :)

[forever182x]

HEY GIRRRRL

[BKrandomvideosKB]

Keep hitting 1 for orgasm

[Wazdown141]

Hey girl THAT SUCKED!!!!

[mitchprog]

lol

[FoldagerDK]

Aye gurl...

[Bigmacx2121]

Aye girl I jizzed my pants can I get in urs

[Bigmacx2121]

Man whore?

[feifeeei]

Guy "If I flip this coin, what are the chances I'd get head? ;D"

[xXxFlamingjxXx]

AYE MY PANTS ARE OFF AND ITS DRY SO GET TO WORK!

[923poohbear]

aye girl my penis is drowning can u give it cpr

[bulbajackel1]

40 ppl were picked up by these

[MHDAbbott]

creepy guy: "Aye girl, how many bones are in the human body?"

girl: "206, why?"

creepy guy: "Want 1 more?"

[MeTaLandPiZzAdUdE]

@MHDAbbott Problem is, the Penis is not a bone! xD.

[LittoBUbbo]

@MeTaLandPiZzAdUdE maybe bone = boner...

[devilabove]

@MHDAbbott a penis is not a bone!!

[LordOtrogen]

@MHDAbbott A dick contains a bone?

If it does I think I broke mine some times..

[ckserviceon]

oh, he calls a girl ah? watever, its fuckin irritating... rrrhhh!!

[mymomsezispecial]

@ckserviceon shhhh.he's awesome

[ckserviceon]

OMFG, he tells too many hey carl, hey carl, hey carl, hey carl... Shit!!

[HaveSumBoatsNHoes]

most of these are mainly pointless and uncreative how bout

Guy:Are you Pregnant?

Girl:No...

Guy: Do you want to be?

[Noninsonla]

XDD this was strange but so funny >.>

[browngangstafolife]

AYE GURL, are you wearing moon pants?

cus ur ass is outta this world!

[WaWoWieWa]

Press Alt-F4 to see this in 3D

[MrJgiordani]

Fuck you

[aleomonoia]

Man:Have you got a penis?

Girl:Yes..

Man:Holy shit!

[Sammysam2863]

im irish. are you irish? would you like some in you?

[MarioAwSoMeNeSs321]

1:00

[hobaleo]

EUGENE!!!!!!!!lol thats the greatest character ever!

[jessie3DGlover]

Lol, cause those pickup lines would definantly work on me! ^_^

[MrBubbleNutz]

Press 7 for "Schlong"

[bennywest96]

press 6 for a lot of candy

[CK1771]

Hey gurl.... Is that a keg in your pants?? Cuz I wanna tap that ass!!

[parkj238]

omg i couldn't make it to number 10.. so creepy! LOL!!

[pmccallig18]

chris hansen lol

[007smurf]

"I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

hey guuurrl

[JblogTV]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep up top

[becauseimabigdork]

The way you say "Hey gurl" is REALLY disturbing. O_o

But whatevs. ^3^

[DanGoBearcats32]

Lmao!! press 1 for moaning

[some1intheworld]

terrible

[Mryesify]

LOL

[Validarity007]

whats with all the "press this number" comments? lol I pressed 9 but no penis! What gives?

[PrAnKsTeRJJ]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[iceitup22]

hahahahahaha thumbs up for the justin bieber one!!!!!!!!!!

[shograka]

every1 press 0 sounds like hes saying "Egg girl"

[theangrywaffle1]

"hey how much does a polar bear weigh?""IDK""Enough to break the ice,hi im theangrywaffle"

[krazykilla402]

@theangrywaffle1 thats from a movie

[banpple]

"I've met Chris Hanson 4 times" *puts up 2 fingers instead* :L

[Ryandomvideos]

@sample2100 same here

[tehTempoo]

press 8

jizz

[alwaystextback]

Press 9 for a penis!

[TheEnmega]

@alwaystextback imao keep pressing 1 or 4 it looks so wrong dude.. XD

[ClaudioProductionsX]

@alwaystextback

justin bieber pressed it immediately.

[unfundedtony]

ur voice is not annoying, its hellas smexy! xD

their just HATERS :)

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[FooJackit]

Aye girl are you ketchup cause my hotdog is missing you

[WhyHatePandasWhy]

Hah , wow your voice is annoying , I hate it so much !

[farlstow5]

@WhyHatePandasWhy we hate u to

[WhyHatePandasWhy]

I don't know why but our voice is annoying

[roboticmechasyndrome]

i have something that justin beiber doesnt......a penus:)

[ginlyf]

good stuff man :D

[nick2424241]

So Funny I can die: hey girl u want to know what Justin beiber doesn't have that I do....... A penis hahahahahhaha

[zShankingodz]

god your voice is so annoying...

[Nukillis2]

This was weird as hell, but this one was amazing:

"Hey girl. Do you have a dick? No? Do you want one?"

XDDDDD

[kosilveriarn]

Pez!!!!!! U ROCK MAN!!!

[imbeccajones]

eh girl, you turn my software in hardware ;)

[miyawa21]

lol justin bieber doesn't have a penis

[UndeadNarwhal]

DO THE CREEP!

[RandumLuve]

25 people are offended because they actually use these pick up lines, not as a joke.

[stewartg210]

when u say 4 times u put up 3 fingers :O REBEL!!!!!

[YagamiTaichikun7]

My favorite is, "Hey girl, guess what I have that Justin Beiber doesn't... A PENIS..." :)

[Shobz121]

you also look like Luigi, ur awesome.

[edy510]

I want your shirt! :D

[Mattay1993]

mmmmm this shit turns me on..

[PMWxCLANx]

i feel mind fucked

[Outlawstar615]

"Aye girl, do you like celebrities? I've met Chris Hanson four times" *holds up three fingers.* I friggin loved this... Aye boy, you wanna make me laugh so hard I almost cry?

[Jared666t]

i like the last one...

[monstergirl66613]

holy crap you sound just like Old Greg from the mighty boosh

[DreamByTheFire]

THE CREEP (haaaaaaaa)

[nahing]

DO THE CREEP!

[moonrox8080]

What the Hell MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

[hannahangel123]

"Hey girl, I got the banana if you've got the split" ;)

"I dont like bananas...Especially yours" *runs away from creep*

[BrokenArcade]

lol at 0:56 he says 4 times but only holds up 3 fingers lol XD

[LeonCzarezers]

the last bit works all the time. :D

[minihoodehoo]

last one was the best haha!

[Digi7alMedia]

I thought your username said always SEXT back...

[mamosta100]

aye girl you dont need a subway i already got a foot long

[cookie11crumble]

'I bet you like cucumbers on it' OMG LOL

[EccentricMushroom]

DO THE CREEP! :D

[TheSpaghettilolz]

lol, "hey girl, guess what I have that Justin beiber doesnt... a penis" loooooooool :P

[LovelyLadyLo11]

"i met Chris Hanson 4 times"

...classic lol

[dynastyflygon]

i want that shirt.

[Kearuneh]

do the creep ahhhhhh!

[hotdrumchick]

I wouldn't come near this dude with a fire suit on and an axe, ok??? You are hilarious 

[DJStreetRocker16]

DO THE CREEP!!

[hanley888]

hahaahahahahaha.

justin bieber is such a fag lol

[DudeWithaPage]

AYE GURL mah dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?

[hotdrumchick]

@DudeWithaPage I'm glad I wasn't drinking somethin when I read this----You'd have owed me a new computer, haha!!!

[G0DMASTERZ]

@DudeWithaPage lmfao omfg i am fucking speecless lmfao

[liblibbbbbb]

hey gurrrrrrrrl ;)

[TheGuitarGuy555]

you look like borat :3

[420dilbert420]

LMFAO

iv also got something justin beaver dont gots ... balls.

Check out my Music !!

[hqkill]

haha good at the end!

[craig261213]

you got a dick? you want one? lmfao

[playrunescape11]

0:57 4 times with 3 fingers hmm nice

[Th3Disturb3d]

Press 2 for a sound of a creeper on minecraft

[KnockingDownTables]

"Hey girl ... "

[Buckertoe]

I didn't know Nick Jonas was this creepy.

[Setobear]

DO THE CREEP!!

[HachArt]

lol the ending, a penis.

press 9 over and over.

[aznturtlepop]

first one was best!

[HachArt]

lol the ending, a penis.

[1000vitko]

BEST PICK UP LINE- eyyy girl can i borrow your mouth for a second or "ima need 1 cup for 2 girls but for you i need more ;)