Rear-Ended Over An Obama Bumper Sticker!

[mk1864]

That sucks. People can be so stupid sometimes.

[altruman2000]

Party isn't relevant... we need to eliminate the system that makes politics a pensioned career with re-election the goal. END OF MESSAGE!

[gravekeepersven]

This is so damn funny!

[Leveler0636]

My Blazer got egged because I have an evolution fish and a science fish on the tailgate. So it was either childish theist adults or the brainwashed kids of childish theist adults... who eggs vehicles and houses anymore?!

[jobedied]

WE republicans are going to do several things to you demorats. Social security is going down the toilet , medicare is a by gone conclusion, abortion will end for sure, collective bargaining will end forever giving business back it's right to pay a fair much lower wage, EPA will end and trees and animals can go back to being food and lumber where they belong, open space protection my ass national forests will be open for housing and resource development, we give this country to the deserving. DA

[Leveler0636]

@jobedied HAHAHA, well done sir. You had me going for a minute there ; )

[jobedied]

@Leveler0636 I love to play the devils advocate Im sure Im a sick one.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

@jobedied  Are you trolling?

[jobedied]

@TheCrazedGuitarist no just agitating demorats , republicannots, and tea maggots

[winterstellar]

America has a huge majority of retards, that's obvious.

[schapman711]

Harry Weisiger got off easy. Two years probation, 48 hours in jail and had to write an apology letter. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

[anona72]

hottie

[jeffsandychelsea]

Coc is kinda hot...

[bdj010]

Obama sucks!

[dex1391]

He was probably unemployed and pissed about it...

[wolfpax22]

When something like this happens I know you're legally supposed to stop but... damn. I'd want to get the hell out of there and away from that guy, let alone stop for him. With someone that unhinged he could've got killed.

[dlstb]

I bet he was driving a prius too

[Arran961]

LMAO I've seen that bumper sticker! ^.^ I doubt it was you though :P

[ZombieDime]

Fat people are harder to kidnap! PMSL!!!! That's hilarious dude...

[Zentz29]

LMFAO!

Stupid fuck doesn't get to vote anymore! LOL

[curbsplitter]

dbagocrats have no sense of humor lol whats wrong wit ha little bump and run!!

[fusillijerry86]

what, was the guy high on meth or something?!

[EarlFaulk]

Do what I do just don't have any bumper stickers on your car espeically political ones. People are well cocks about politics.

[Raptor302]

LOL Fat people are harder to kidnap. The guy should've taken it as a compliment.

[TekLok]

@Raptor302 Fat people can barely move anyways. Its like they are already imprisoned in their own fat.

[gotchawiseguy]

Wow thats funny, . I had many people damage my car for having anything GOP on my car.

[themaximusone]

dude your retarded and need o get laid you got to much time on your hands 

[xadam2dudex]

I hope the guy had good insurance ..that guy should sue the hell outta him

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

conservatives like to get ppl in the rear

[Joelsef2898]

0:54 INSTANT SUNGLASSES

[ASF677]

@Joelsef2898 SH*T JUST GOT REAL, SON

[crypticjim]

People in the south are just different. It's no wonder so many of them don't believe in evolution, most look like like they haven't evolved.

[Blindeyeseesfar]

Speaking of bumper stickers, you guys seen what the Palin-endorsed florida hypocrite said about the "Coexist" bumper sticker? I'm pretty sure that would be good Coctalk material...

Just saying :P

[JojahBoy]

All the victim of this heinous crime needs to alleviate future situations of this nature is to do a search for the Obama Bumper Sticker Removal kit. Everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together now know that Obama is just George Bush with a suntan. Democrat/Republican? All the same shit. One party system here in the US. Hence the reason you got mccain/obama voting for:

Funding iraq war, afghan troop surge, FISA telecomm immunity, patriot act, banker bailouts and the list goes on and on. No change

[WillShakespeare2007]

So in the US you can not vote if you have committed a crime? That is terrible. The whole reason people go to jail is to pay their dept to society. That should be the end of it. I can not believe they persecute people for the rest of their lives.

[clay012865]

@WillShakespeare2007 You can lose your right to vote if you are convicted of a felony,not just any crime. The offender is not being persecuted. They always had the choice not to commit the crime. The law is there in black and white. They gambled on the chance they would not be caught or just didn't think at all about it. What ever the reason,there are consiquences to every action taken.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@clay012865 People go to prison to pay for a crime. To take away a persons right to vote after they have paid their debt to society is pure facism. There is no other way to describe it. This law means that if people protest and are arrested they can never vote again. It serves one purpose and that is to keep the population in line and stop them protesting. Pure facism.

[namtesyalp]

new sticker to put over it "a apologize to america for being a dupe"

[lacrymologyst]

@namtesyalp you should have one on your car that says "i apologize to youtube for being an idiot."

[namtesyalp]

@lacrymologyst this cames from the same guy that once said "having sex with a shemale does not make me gay cause a shemale has breast" lacry is an idiot for saying this and also for admitting he had sex with a shemale-yhis clod also is an atheist that said he and his friends "ate popcorn and laughed at the "passion of the Christ" when they showed Jesus being nailed to the cross"he is a piece of trash

[lacrymologyst]

@namtesyalp wrong again, idiot. when are you going to stop making an ass out of yourself and say something truthful? doesn't it get old getting bitch-slapped by everyone on youtube? are you that desperate for attention? do your lies ever work on anyone?

you are so fucking pathetic, and i can't stop laughing at you.

[namtesyalp]

@lacrymologyst this comes from the same person that said he "cried" when prop 8 passed and gays could not marry.Notice he says "bitchslap" and other terms that gay men use.

[lacrymologyst]

@namtesyalp i'm not gay, and don't care what gays do. just don't think they should have to listen to bigots like yourself calling them perverts and pedophiles. you claim "aids kills fags." just proves what a piece of shit you are. i guess now that prop 8 got overturned, you're the one who's really crying. you're the passionate anti-gay type, i'm just a live and let live type. i'm glad gays won this victory today, just because i know it pisses you off.

[namtesyalp]

@lacrymologyst this comes from the same guy that said him having sex with a shemale does not make him gay cause shemale's have breast.the supreme court will overturn this pervert judge that went against the will of 7 million people voting.31 times the people have voted,31 times they said no to gay marriage

[lacrymologyst]

@namtesyalp i fucked your mother before her sex change. doesn't count. i'm not into shemales. those are YOUR fantasies, not mine.

how come you're always bringing up shemales, but you hate homosexuals? doesn't make sense, like everything else that comes out of your mouth.

[ASF677]

@namtesyalp Hmm, 7 million, eh? That's a big number... except that there are more than 36 million people in California. That means that the MINORITY voted for it. We base things around here on the majority, which was all fine and dandy for you as long as you were the majority. Go back to the Klan.

[HotCarina18]

Hey, I found some more of these videos here on this website:

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[ibimw]

Boo phucking Hoo You freaking lazy ass Democrat!

[tncdel]

I've got a better idea: Cover it with an "IMPEACH Obama" bumper sticker instead.

I found them on ebay . A THREE-pack for just $4.99 with FREE shipping.

Be sure to also get on the phone, telling your federal senators and reps to impeach Obama, especially Democrats, so they know how disenchanted voters are with that crazy-Commie fool serving FOREIGN NATIONALS HERE ILLEGALLY

[Cecilink60]

I like how his sunglasses randomly go off and on throughout the video. Also, cheers for one less Palin '12 vote.

[QuartuvLarry]

What a disappointment. No accounting for Constitutional enlightenment with some folks, I suppose. I was driving through Sacramento a couple months back and some douche started pacing me on the right. I finally look over at him, and he's unmistakeably mouthing expletives at me. My stickers weren't even that abrasive. One says "If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?" & the other "Better my EQUAL justice than your SOCIAL justice"

I just waved & smiled. He went nuts & nearly missed his exit

[Cyphairius]

Who would bet that this douche will end up on Fox Noise whining about conservative persecution in America?

[Bain1998]

One less vote from a GOP douchebag.

[Nagneto]

WOW. That goes beyond an epic fail. Good to see some new stuff C0c

[ToyMachine22122]

Ahh, the American justice system. The one branch of our government that does things right on a regular basis :)

[QuartuvLarry]

@ToyMachine22122 Not anymore

[caffeine4671]

I'm not surprised. The 'us vs. them' philosophy is prone for any group to fall into, but conservatives seem more easily susceptible to this than others.

[danielharmonizer]

I think the real story is a mental guy rams another car. Honestly, almost everyone I knew that had a political bumper sticker couldn't tell you 2 things about the candidate. I'm happy to see people involved in politics instead of whining about things without the care of voting...but I do wish people would actually listen to the candidates and learn about the issues. That's the only change I'll believe in.

[carolinatinpan]

Oh he brake checked him! It's more fun to point and laugh at people ignorant enough to have an Obama sticker on their car He will be history in 2012 and powerless after this year.

[plutorip]

@carolinatinpan

Brake check? Is that what you call intentionally ramming a person? Wow! The law calls it felony reckless endangerment. I guess you'd better do some brushing up on what is and is not acceptable in society.

[Eric8542010]

I still see "Bush 04" or "Bush Cheney" bumper stickers too. I just laugh any time I see them. Same with "McCain Palin" bumper stickers.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

fat people are harder to kidnap, i'm safe

[FaganRoberts]

I wonder if this guy would have made a video over the hundreds of people who's rights have been violated because they had a Republican bumper sticker on their car? Goes both ways. I cannot understand the defensive knee jerk mindset when it comes to this guy Obama. I mean, I understand they don't want to pay for health care, and they like his skin color for a change, but it's getting a bit desperate as Obama's favorability rating continue to plummet.

[xShadowxPhoenix]

Okay, now I'm not big on politics, kids, etc, but even I think it's ridiculous to do something like that

[FaganRoberts]

@xShadowxPhoenix Just as ridiculous when a leftist pulls off Republican bumper stickers or rams another's car because he voted for McCain or some other crummy politician.

[plutorip]

@FaganRoberts

1) Pulling a republican bumper sticker off = intentionally rear ending a car with a democratic bumper sticker? Yeah, whatever!

2) Funny, but try as I might, I can't find any stories about people being purposely rammed because of a McCain sticker. Of course, if it were to happen, I would agree 100% that it was wrong.

You see, this isn't a Republican vs. Democrat issue. This is about basic human decency. Way to miss the message.

[FaganRoberts]

@plutorip No Pluto, it's all about the parties, it's all about Obama. The video had a pro- Democrat, pro Obama bias any I know you got that message. Grandstanding this into a generalized "human decency" issue makes it look like either you're either dumbfounded or inanely self righteous. I chose the later, so please get off you're high horse.

[LightningNC]

@FaganRoberts

"You're" is a contraction of "you are," whilst "your" (the word you meant) is the possive form of the word "you."

Grammar Nazi strikes again!

[plutorip]

@FaganRoberts

Hey, maybe the guy who did this was just a disgruntled democrat, ever though of that? I'm sorry if you think that a video stating the FACT that an individual was attacked for their BUMPER STICKER. But then again, you're right, there is a political bent to it, because the story wasn't about a person being rear ended for having on of those annoying "My other car's a Ferrari" bumper stickers, now was it?

[FaganRoberts]

@plutorip Why would you feel sorry for my understanding that a person's car was attacked over a bumper sticker? It wasn't my car nor yours. I had no stake in the matter other than to express the fact that if it was a Republican's car probably no video like this would have been produced. It's a fair comment to establish here.

[plutorip]

@FaganRoberts No, your comment was "Just as ridiculous when a leftist pulls off Republican bumper stickers or rams another's car because he voted for McCain..." implying that this has happened in reverse. The grammatically correct manner to talk about such a hypothetical situation is "Just as ridiculous as if a leftist had rammed another's car..." in which case, I would agree 100%.

The point is, that's NOT what happened.

[FaganRoberts]

@plutorip Hey! We can both agree that bumper sticker pulling and car ramming on both sides is wrong. That's self evident. I just wondered if this video's producer would have made a video with regard to a Republican's car had it been attacked by a Democrat, disgruntled Republican, Communist Party member, alien from outer space or whoever the hell else, had it been self righteously motivated by their adoration of holy Obama? In my experience, I think not. That's all.

[ToyMachine22122]

@FaganRoberts Meh, you're probably right, he wouldn't make the video if the situation was flip-flopped, but I don't see your point there. I'm sure there's some Republican counterpart on Youtube who'd make the video in that case. It's the way things work. C0ct0pus doesn't claim to be unbiased; his channel is opinion-oriented, so its not like his apparent partisanship does him any discredit or anything.

[ShellyAnn1a]

Speaking of bumer stickers, here is one that I have on my truck. "PLEASE DON'T HIT ME. I'm not 100% sure about my coverage."

Used to have this one on my old truck.

"LOST, Husband and Horse, REWARD FOR HORSE"

I enjoy reading bumber stickers, I do it most often when walking through the parking lots.

Keep them coming, May our most Merciful Father watch over you and keep you and your family safe.

[lTheShieldl]

That's amazing! Fat people are harder to kidnap! AHAHAHA XD

[Seargent363]

Its the magic sunglasses.

[thelivingfire]

try ramming my car and you will get some bullets in return

[KremeDeMentia]

The old format was so half-an-hour-ago. NEWNESS is the new happiness.

[Farksisten]

I'm a sucker for c0c!

[TheSuperbloop]

A conservative being violent? What?

That is, too be honest, quite SUPERISING!

[hamredb1]

But hey; not to worry about the Youtube format, when Obama's finished, the state will control internet just like China... sadly, they won't let people like me post comments anymore (state censorship)...

[C0ct0pusPrime]

@hamredb1 way to shift the blame there...you've got that conservative thing down pat...

[hamredb1]

Considering Democratic behavior in the past year, I wouldn't be surprised if that Weisinger guy was actually paid under the table by one of Pelosi's goons to go out and seek someone with an Obama sticker and ram them just to generate some bad press for conservatives.

[Abbafails]

dude i love the cock

[MyOldName]

@Abbafails

And C0c is pretty cool, too.

[sgmarshall]

It depends on the State and of course final charges, if any, as to if he will be able to vote again.

[Evilanious]

LOL

If you rear-end ppl over political opinions, you should try to live in saudi-arabia for some time. Maybe then you will appreciate democracy a little more.

what an asshole...

[TabbiBmore]

good video, dislike new format

[FaithNoMore1977]

yes the new format is horrible.

[tommy2tone]

Great video man. I agree the new format does suck.

[urantivirus]

I actually like the new format. Plus you can only rate a comment or video once. The only thing I don't like about the new format is having the related links taking up the whole right side. I liked the description being on the side.

[aintisaword]

I kind of like the new format but it isn't that different from the old format.

[Cecilink60]

Well let's hope he is convicted. One less ignorant voter.

[livinginoneness9]

@SilverAqua they're hardly going to change it back are they

*shakes his head in disbelief at some peoples stupidity *

what a fail way to waste your time

[cabasse]

@SilverAqua i don't mind it too much because the best comments come first, and the racist/extremist bullshit generally gets buried below. it's one way to help even out the practically complete anonymity and rampant ass baring that comes with comments, here and elsewhere

[bodeezy]

New format sucks.

[The8bitMan]

Why won't he have the right to vote again?

[C0ct0pusPrime]

@The8bitMan convicted felons lose the right to vote.

[iampoobear]

@The8bitMan in some states when one is convicted of a felony, that person loses their right to vote. though it seems unconstitutional. I feel it should be challenged. Yet the sheep just fall in line and readily accept the lies which are spoon fed to them.

[IAmDonar]

Can the right to vote be taken away?

I think it is a good idea for some people.

[Bandaids4ever]

I still think the format is an April Fools joke. It's just an elaborate one that they are taking a little far.... They'll probably take it off by... April.... third..... Right? Right!?!

: (

Oh yeah, and what a bastard! He must have been drunk.

[PitajMamu]

I hate the new format ... I hoped it was an April fools joke but April 1st has passed and we're still left with this shit -.-

[SporeGladiator]

lol

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Yes, I hate this god damn piece of shit format.

Anyway, it's assholes like this guy who would ram a car for an Obama sticker who would show up at tea bag rallies with an AR-15 on their back... And the fact that those loony fucks (and right wing christian militias like the Hutaree) are all armed that makes me wonder why they have all the guns. Fuck that, if that guy had rammed my car onto the sidewalk, I would have shot out my back window to kill the bastard. Self defense. Fuck you, redneck.

[blasphimus]

@EscpdFrmPsykward

"Fuck that, if that guy had rammed my car onto the sidewalk, I would have shot out my back window to kill the bastard. Self defense. Fuck you, redneck"

Idiot teabaggers only see "liberal commie hippies" but when push comes to shove, teabaggers will realize that political affiliation be damned, when you attack somebody you better be prepared to take an ass beating for it.

[9886635574]

@EscpdFrmPsykward - Yeah I'd wish he tried that out with me too. I'll let his dumbass kneel down n kiss that bumper sticker or have his ballls kicked in.

[scragar]

There's a couple of things I like about the new format, the "Next in subscriptions" box is an awesome idea, but it doesn't load if you try to view the full list, it's also reduced the rating system to the two ratings that people actually use, 5* and 1*.

Things I dislike: Comments aren't indented any more for child-comments, the assumption that any related videos form a playlist is stupid, "Save to" for favouriteing a video is a little out of the way, and I have no idea what "open" does, anyone?

[Sparksterfu]

Godamn this layout sucks, what the fuck youtube, just keep it like it was. I can't even tell if a video is worth watching or not because there are no stars.

[Eltro920]

LOL, Youtube sucks at making new layouts.

[SkeptikSnarf]

"fat people are harder to kidnap"

thats because zip-ties dont come in XXXL

[MedievalWerewolf]

Probably what I hate most about the new site design is that we can't see which videos have received shitty ratings so we now have next to no clue which ones suck hardcore.

This one is still awesome, though, as are pretty much all of your vids. So at least we still have THAT as an indicator.

[Vinifera7]

The irony that someone "kidnapped" your Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap bumper sticker is not lost.

[ashhole820]

Maybe the new format is a very shitty April Fool's joke.

[xhagast]

Yeah, I cannot understand the format either.

[InModiasWeTrust]

One of the stupidest fucking things I've EVER heard of anyone doing. Wow. Yeah, it'll be nice seeing the asshole lose his voting privilege...

-Modias

[defect530]

i have that bumper sticker and have had fat people laugh at it :D

its on my record box not my car

[TBTabby]

It's only a matter of time until they make the jump from "nutjobs" to "domestic terrorists." It they really cared about freedom and liberty, they'd show the same tolerance for liberal views that they demand for their own.

[TBTabby]

It's only a matter of time until they make the jump from "nutjobs" to "domestic terrorists." It they really cared about freedom and liberty, they'd show the same tolerance for liberal views that they demand for their own.

[aurash91]

the new format is garbage, we don't need everything to look all fancy, the simpler the better.

[ViperRob42]

fuckin stupid shit! thanks Coc for lettin us know, ahhh you took shades off, I think first time I saw your eyes lol

[abaddon5]

Funny that the asshole was not only willing to fuck someone else's car up, but also his own just to "prove a point". I swear, these conservatives are some of the biggest pussies on the planet.

[Zephemus]

Hate the format, love the video, lulzed at the story of the fat man.

Way to go coc!

[Plasmon19]

I kinda would take that bumper sticker that says "fat people are harder to kidnap' as a sort of complement for fat people.lol

[dildace]

lol felony

[PyroNinja713]

I don't see anything wrong with the new format. I like the thumbs up/down thing way better than the stars seeing as all anybody did was 1 or 5 star videos anyways. The only reason people don't like it now is because it is new. As soon as they get used to it (in about a week) I bet they'll be glad it changed. It's just like how everybody bitches about Facebook every time it changes, but nobody cares after a couple of days.

[verodefacto]

i would gladly serve some time in jail just to shove my fist up the mofo ass!

[20killers]

I don't mind the new format. It just needs some getting used to.

[D35J4RD1N5]

I think the new format is is an improvement, just people don't like change, people will stop caring about it in a month or two.

the idea of having the side bar on the bottom makes sense because now it's consistent whether the person has the player big or not it's always below, the next in subscriptions is a neat feature, and the functional reply system mixed with the new like dislike system for videos improves the functionality over the previous design.

[Zeldarulah]

The one thing I like about the new system is the rating system, I very rarely found myself putting 2-4's, and seeing the differences between +'s and -'s is better, but everything else is terrible.

[MrSpaznout]

@Zeldarulah

totally agree. i dont think i ever gave a 2-4 so the thumbing of vids like comments is the only improvement. everything else is just garbage. it looks like its just tossed on the page.

[UnapologeticApostate]

Fuck! Somehow I missed it when it happened, and I was sure this was an April Fool's until I googled it and found articles from before today. In hindsight, I'm not really that surprised though: the level of violence to which teabaggers seem to be creeping is rapidly becoming appalling, and the entire thing is especially repulsive since most of their shallow rhetoric is composed of naught but dogma and lies crafted to reinforce their warped "worldview", and keep republicans in office.

[TheTachy0n]

I thought the new format was an april fools joke at first but seems like not :( It's so ugly it's just laughable

[califoniania]

I hope he does get convicted of a felony. Idiots like that shouldn't be able to vote.

[warpedwiselegoman]

fucking moron,this guy in the article...

[NukeFishy]

I hate this new format too. It's such a mess. >.>

[dustinjr1993]

ive seen worse updates but why change it? anyways obama would say "hes a jackass"

[Vic92084]

This is fucking awesome to watch in TEXTp, just fyi!

[AislinCade]

"If he's found guilty of that, he will never get to vote again."

Good! And yes, totally ironic. In an awesome way.

[NubianTribesman]

lol what a crazy story. the irony of it is priceless.

[sputnikowns]

That's epicly ironic.

[mindapi]

but fat people ARE harder to kidnap!!!

[turoturothegreat]

Woot, C0CT0 is back! Why are you using the talk channel? Other than the fact that you are talking...

[IdleGod]

Personally, I like the new format.

[stefansv]

Hate the new format on youtube.... but like this video!

[niteme]

@stefansv People tend to have a knee jerk reaction to things changing. I think this is a good thing. Assuming of course they did something to clean up the votebots. Not that it will all go away, but I hope some action has been taken.

And I have 12 atheist bumper stickers on my car. No crazy's yet, but my jobless ass rarely gets out.

[Smokewraith]

Wow...just when I thought people couldn't get any weirder.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

If someone rammed me for my Obama sticker I would take it as a good legal opportunity to thoroughly hospitalize the pig.

[DrFoolishit]

even if this new format was good people would still hate it

[brianthemayan]

Yea, the new format is complete ball bags. Nice vid.... 5 stars... oops I mean thumbs up.....

[CousinoMacul]

Oil Wrestlers are even harder to kidnap!

[SnakeOilSniffer]

I'll gladly stick a Bush bumper sticker on my ass if you promise to rear end me :)

[BananaHurricane]

I agree with the text you put in the description, it could have been worse. It's still ridiculous though.

Also, am I the only one who thinks this shitty new page format is an April Fools joke? I visit YouTube several times a day and I didn't notice the change until around midnight last night. That's why I'm suspicious.

[taliesinknol]

@BananaHurricane

GooTube is pragmatic, if people like it (or suffer head trauma) they'll keep it. If they don't (and we don't) they'll (hopefully) get rid of it.

[mecher3k]

@BananaHurricane

It's been here for over a week, it's just that your old cookies were making it stay with the old format. The textp thing must of made it so the cookies are changed finally.

Sigh, this is a facebook, which also changed from a great format to a shit format to a even shittier format.

[MrTearsintherain]

@BananaHurricane I doubt it, I was seeing this atrocious format about two weeks or three weeks ago. Just as they jammed the beta format up al;l of our butts, I think this crapazoid mess will be here to stay.

[AndrewTheEternal]

'He will never get to vote again.'

I don't think that's quite a workable strategy for the Democratic Party.

;-)

[Zenn3k]

This is why I don't put Atheist stickers on my car

[Dunebolt]

This is why I don't put on any bumper stickers. I think sports fans have it the worst, though. I came from Oregon, and a very popular sports event is the "civil war" (I think most states have this) between the University of Oregon and Oregon State University. Civil war, indeed.

[DackIsBack]

repost?

[C0cTalk]

@DackIsBack nope...happened about a week ago...i just got around to uploading.