Star Wars Jedi Church

[Slytherin128]

This is enough to make me wonder if the Sith were right all along.....

[warriorsouljah]

What's really funny is the US Military recognizes Jedi as a religion. Never met a Sith in the military. I'm sure there is one then.

[WildIslandStyle]

LMFAO LMFAO this is fuckin funny

[wd1250]

this is hilarious

[DOWrocksify]

'onward jedi soldiers!?' for fuck's sake, jedi are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

[DOWrocksify]

and i thought they smelled bad on the outside. lol

[squishyfaceguy]

george lucas would be so ashamed.

[dogzilla09]

this is fake.

[EmperorTrollpatine]

the jedi will all suffer, darth vader will become more powerful than either of us..

[glowingdarkmatter25]

fail

[303mateo]

Yes that was kinda egy

[RothrilSectolith]

Dark Maul had an overwhelming urge to to kill 312 people.

[bettaman94]

@RothrilSectolith  darth

[RothrilSectolith]

@bettaman94 Its a typo, get over it :P

[AngeloScandal]

We need a church of the Sith.

[rambofan334]

That was fucked up.

[narutofreak12312312]

If the force were real and real lightsabers would exist , the life would be much awesomer =D

[b0utch]

Cool be more fun if you guys could respect the jediism in first place, the force is very real, jediism - all other religions enuff said. If u mad bro u a sith but u can change your way, ah man don't rage quit

[ultrasuperx]

I could take all of them... I am the ultimate Jedi...

[pirate59315]

this is BADASS!! sign me the sith up!

[CommanderCoward]

It's not supposed to be funny. I myself, do believe in the Force.

[Bedsorian]

omg this is so funny

''if u dont have the minicclkorians god does not want u'' lol such a good line!! XD

[sithmastur]

Pretty wierd for a religion. Then again I'm Athiest so, Force be with you.

[theraperance]

Im a Lord Sith, someday I will atack a Jedi Church.

[EdGxHaShBrOwNiEx]

@TheMartialartsJedi Ooooohhhhh,haha,I forgot that I gave two shits about Star Wars!

[PrivateSniper1]

is this foreal?

[ChrisRiley93]

LOL. If these people were bright at all, they'd know that about 90% of the influence on the Jedi was Buddhism. This church obviously is Christian. pff.

[UltramanII]

You guys are fortunate ones D:

When I wore a jedi robe and went out to street, ppl stared at me like "WTF?"

[ecupaulac666]

dot dot dot wat in the world!!! dot dot dot

[Kincajou]

"Being right in from of him, I just had this overwhelming urge to kill him."

I LOLed so hard. : )

[BuddhaZenMind]

I thought Jedis trained in a Temple..........oh the Christian influence!

[EdGxHaShBrOwNiEx]

This is just retarted and they don't even know what,they're talking about.

They're talking about being on the side of the force but the priest or major gay boy,uses the darks side of the force to attack Darth!!

What the fuck is that shit?!!

[hunterkiller9991]

may the force be with you young padawan

[adofri]

freaks

[B1gBassa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Gandalfgrey93]

Mall. Lol

[Mrcoolwars]

@Gandalfgrey93 Yah I lol'd too, but the dudes name is "Maul" not "Mall" xD

[jmukite]

LOL

[CommanderMau9]

Ima Walk in as Sidious,

Wonder what happens.

[RedAngryBadger]

I'd love to go to a real Jedi church dressed as darth vader and see what the reaction is

[jigaboon]

@RedAngryBadger someone did , and he beat the crap out of some dudes...

[LycanRace]

@RedAngryBadger bad idea...seriously! they'd treat you like a normal roman catholic church with a fanatic military wing would treat the anti-christ ^^

[Smokadelic]

@RedAngryBadger  (drunk darth vader attacks jedi church!) look it up, lol

[bryan3184]

@RedAngryBadger You should roll in with storm troopers and the emperor as well. Take some chick dressed as the princess and act like you have her hostage, lol.

[MrDarthAvatar]

hehe good one

[GioDingo]

THAT WAS FUNNY!!

[S2Cents]

Jedi are racists and so is their church. Just like what's it called. Voldermort or whatever and with "muggles".

YOU and your family are like muggles to Jedi.

[xheadjr]

@S2Cents or mortals to the gods

[suffocapitated]

@S2Cents jedi are not racist, Mace Windu is black.

[S2Cents]

@suffocapitated Really? I thought Mace Windu was from a species that comes from the Dolemite system. Anyway I was talkin' about the special blood thing with the midiclorians (sp?) and so on.

[redstormfighter29]

I'm going to this church looks cool

[ohaman17]

@redstormfighter29 I'll go with you.

[vryundy]

considering the movie is based on every myth ever told, through joseph campbells works, its easy to see how this could actually happen.

[farispie]

yu know whats sad? There are actual jedi churches around the world. In canada the jedi church is considered to be an official non profit organization. Two percent of peope in the Uk are believers in the jedi religion.

[buggyboo81]

hey did u know that this is actually a real religion? and if there is a jedi church then i shall start the sith church

[IsengardMordor]

@buggyboo81 the sith church would be much cooler

[undisputedgreatest]

@buggyboo81 Good! Just remember:

" Peace is a lie, there is only passion.  Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."

Also, do not forget the Rule of Two.

[NzNexus2]

lolololololololo

[hotdog2020]

L Ron started one he was a science fiction writer why not this?

[xhugox13]

google it there are actually people who are part of the "the jedi church"

[TheERPClan]

Jedi is an actual religon look it up.

[mwall444]

THIS IS AWEFUL...lol

Greedo playingthe Organ - that was cool, too.

[DemokritosAbdera]

I hope they are not like the catholics doing the hand gesture and saying in a mysterius voice "im gonna fuck you in the ass..."

[kanharn]

@DemokritosAbdera you have to come from a 3rd world country like Greece.

[zerbo803]

wow this i8s amazing

[yaitme5677]

Jediism is a real thing, people. As real as Catholics or Christains. Make fun of it as you will, but keep in mind that it is real.

[RoddyCampbell94]

@yaitme5677 lol Christians and catholics are part of the same religeon. The chatholic church is part of Christianity, and Christianity is divided in to two main groups: Catholics and Protestants, they are divided because basically they worship slightly differently. There are other details as to why the are divided but it would take too long to explain. :)

[JoeRyanHolland]

@yaitme5677 True but the Christian and Catholic faiths are much more realistic than a religion based on a f****ing film series. Im not a religious perosn myself but I'd much rather believe in a invisible man in the sky than in a load of made up rubbish. (I would just like to add that if anyone was offended by this I am sorry as no offence was intended).

[einarssone]

@JoeRyanHolland an old man in the sky vs. an all present force? I'd say Jediism sounds more realistic. Telekinesis might be pushing it though (no pun intended)

[vithum]

This is no joke. There is actually a Jedi church!!!

[StefanR10]

echt komisch

[StefanR10]

hahahahah

[DrOetker14]

lolololololololol

[Jericho1138]

If you don't have the midichlorians, god doesn't want you. It's that simple.

Priceless.

[jop003]

Hey, first time viewer here and I have to say that this was great!

[MoonWolf571]

Jedi church?!? Geez, those poor souls in charge of the census! O_O

[killerixi]

"Darth Redface or whatever go taste of little zappper" so funny :)

[ErgonomicCat]

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

[sirchristian12]

Is this legit?!! Does Jediism actually exist?!!

[Kejoin95]

@sirchristian12 lol surprisingly yes

[Tebok73509]

@sirchristian12 this video was a joke, but yes, there are people who fallow the Jedi ways as a religion.

[rob4danfoc]

Hahaha, the funniest thing is that people start arguing about star wars in the comments.

[paronfisk]

Isn't force lightning used only by the dark side?

[aluisious]

LOL

I gave in to the Force, and I haven't touched a door knob since.

[dmndd]

Flippin Right!

[DSD1v57BG32]

Funny thing is that there are about 500,000 members!!!!!!!!

Thats over 9000!!!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

I can see a Jedi wedding:

Then by the power invested in me by Yoda, I now pronounce you man and wife. May the Force be with you.

[legomaster00156]

@NinjaGhostScorpion: Why is this not a top comment???

[jharitos]

Well darth maul has a double handed lightsaber!!

[jedisociety]

funny video but has crappy special effects

[jordanthewizard]

May the force be with you. And also with you.

[AkatsukiCerberus]

omg.... That was amazing XD

'Standing right in front of him, I got the sudden urge to kill him'

[idontlikestupidvideo]

Cmon it just a movie idiot, go back to ur religion ! Why keep your mind in standard thinking with children even the children fanaticism does not involve religion.

[1990scar]

This is MUCH better than Christianity. Fuck God I'm going to the Jedi side! =D

[WafflezDay]

You guys are so quick to judge. It's not just a bunch of nerds. Just because it's origin is fictional doesn't mean it's not real.

[flobtob]

@WafflezDay The definition of fictional means it's not factual or true...

[WafflezDay]

@flobtob

What's your point? You clearly have no idea what I was trying to say in my previous comment. I know it may seem to you that I misinterpreted the meaning of the word. I'm speaking in a literal term...

[bravesrockmysocks]

Bahahahhahahahahahha okay I'm a follower of Jesus. this is HILARIOUS

[charlieecv]

this so gay that church is full of faggots. just a bynch of nerds

[ArthVaduh]

@charlieecv its a joke

[HighflyXx]

This is a parody.. jesus christ. There's an actual "religion" called jediism, not really, just a bunch of hardcore nerds, and this video was making fun of them.

You're thick.

[boredna]

˝ I just had this overwhealming urge to kill him˝

so did I my dear man, so did I

[DBoT213]

I thought for sure you were going to make the joke:

may the force be with you.

people:And also with you.

[luckycandy101]

Is this really happening. They make a funny movie about a paordy of jedi church and now people are AGRUeing about there riliegion. WTF this is a funny parody of Star wars and people are getting sreious. WOW really people........

[TheMrzehcnas]

did any one execute order number 66? LOL!^_^

[TPDALEGO78]

cool

[MGGoblin]

¿Are you sure? Fear... thats the only truth behind any religion...

(Fear to LIFE, to think anything you do is Senseless, and pointless, and that life does not have an ultimate purpose. read Nietzsche - will to power. you'll se what i mean...)

[777jsca]

People join stuff like this because they are looking for something to belong to and be part of. Personally I could never join the Jedi church, but since they don't discriminate anyone and accept everybody, I can see why some would join.

[eastcoaststandup]

i am a christain but do not downgrade these people on there religion it has actually been around before the movies lucas is a jedi himself and remember that there is no ignorance, there is knowledge

[MGGoblin]

At least, I can sincerely say that the world would be a better place believing in the Master Yoda instead of christianity, judaism, islam, etc. an all those sick monsters that make human life miserable.

[JoeRyanHolland]

You have a point but atleaste christianity, judaism, islam all make sence and are much more believe able. (just so you know I am not part of any religion)

[KittyCaterpillar]

That. Was. Hilarious.

5/5 and Favorites

[Dex10Studios]

Of course the Pasternak is a sith 1 he's dressed up as palpatine and 2 it is against the Jedi code to use SITH lightning

[Andothul]

"Being right in front of him i just had the overwhelming urge to kill him"

[CloneTrooper124]

This movie is blasphemy and should not be taken lightly!!!!!

[13WING]

that was great wazz next stormtroopes counseling????

[Anonymuskid]

in australia is jedi a real religion, because more than a half said, they are jedis

[TheToongirl76]

This isn't a real religion right?

[KittyCaterpillar]

Ah, yah, it is... Insance right?

[tiger12211]

lol

[ANSYS754]

Isso non ecziste

[mattsson20]

Joker should have showed up and blow the church

[AboutHreinzi]

Well i guess im an Jedi Atheist :P

[Jedimaster90]

Haha!

[Tathrin111]

If you don't have the midichlorians, god doesn't want you...that's AWESOME.

Although televangelists = Sith Lords...is that really news to anyone? ;)

[themonkwithin]

dude this is not a joke

[mrBLAZINGduck]

OH MY GOD

[VizardKakashi]

shit fx but funny

[DemokritosAbdera]

wait 2000 years or something, people will believe it, its what religion does.

[varfordogjesus]

Wait 2000 years? There is already a jedi church. Check it up on google. Thats also what makes this video so funny.

[Krypto282]

@DemokritosAbdera a religion that takes 2000 years to kick off has got to be pretty fail, i mean scientology is only 60 years old

[PilluEemeli]

@DemokritosAbdera good point...and then people look Star Wars as "based on true story/people"

[LordRevan1987]

@DemokritosAbdera The thing is 2000 years from now it will all be real. Minus moving stuff with your minds. Lightsabers space ships. Even unfortunately a weapon that can destroy planets. It only took a few years to come up with the Atomic bomb. Even shorter for the Hydrogen bomb. An Atom bomb was equal to 20,000 pounds of tnt. The Hydrogen bomb is equal to 10,000,000 tons of tnt. Ten million times two.

[favorites411]

@DemokritosAbdera Church of Luke in Christ, Church of Jedism,

[jadedmoon13]

lmao........i thought it was the usual christian church. just playing dress up and giving money to build bigger and travel,also maybe some weapons. or they own colony,hahahahahha

[jtsggir]

well thats some wirde shit goning on there

[Madaray]

George, what have you done?

Please ,God, send brain to these poor people :-)

[Jm1nt0]

LOL

[anger154]

Are you kidding this is real, you just don't get it because you have put in your minds that it's all fake and it's a movie, if u get past that then you can hurtle boulders at Barack Obama with your mind

[rebeltshead]

lol

[str8erthanu]

First i actually thoght that it was reel, i mean, there are this geek people not only in america you know.

But when "darth" came i saw it was fake :/

But stiil funny vid though ;)

[DanielBMS]

OMG

[DarthNihilus863]

LOL.......that was good

[K3LVRX408]

LOL, George Lucas must be looking at the real Jedi believers and laughing his ass off.

[IIIAnomalyIII]

I thought that staws character was called Darth Mual not Vader.

[beelzeb0ss]

Maul*

[ShiekUrBooty]

Yeah, and hootie don't like being called hootie no damn more either, but that won't stop me from calling his dumb ass hootie in the future.

[xaruiz]

OMG this is HILARIOUS!!

[wiggs333]

FOR REAL???? SERÌOUS???

[DSD1v57BG32]

Infidels pastafarianism is the true religion!!!!!

[DSD1v57BG32]

OMG hahahahahahahahahaha

you guys got your ass kicked by vader!!!!!!!hhahahahahahahahah­ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crosh111]

Damn jedi religion = scientologist = bull crap

[1234TheDMAN]

please can people stop being racist to us.

[wyrwich]

Why has my faith become a mockery. Jediism is a religion just as Christianity or Islam or Hindu is.

[DinoCop]

good potentional but lame

[fally15]

gotta taste of the old zappa!

[Gwanja1819]

not with that attitude

[VivaLaLeben]

rofl wow that's too funny..

[videosearcherwhenbor]

We believe in Vader, the Darth almighty, destroyer of Alderaan and the Sith. We believe in Luke, his only son, our Jedi. He was concieved by the power of the Force, and born of the senator Padme. Suffered under Darth Sidius, electrocuted, survived and partied with Ewoks. He descended to the Death Star, on the third hour he flew out in an Imperial ship and landed on Endor. He is seated on the right hand of Obi-Wan's ghost. He will come again to train Leia to be a Jedi. We believe in Yoda.........

[tostedcheeseman]

thats fukin epic

[AmberlaMaderia]

What a big head Chewie had here:D

[Odysseus177]

that was funny, but they could have done better... theres alot of material in star wars they could have made fun of.....

[Andreyaza]

joke or real??...

[Ajax2220]

joke it says comedy in the left hand bottom corner

[Andreyaza]

thanx, i missed that

[Besnada]

The part with the jedi school is actually real.Some dumb fuck liked so much the STar wars movies and made Jedi school

[Andreyaza]

yeah, I looked it up in the net.-

buit they didnt do it because they were fans of star wars, they had been a group believing in the old religions and they hadnt been sure what name they should pick.

Yo when george lucas made his sw movies, they thought that the "good side of power", "peace of soul" and all this stuff, fits perfectly to their belief, so they just took the name.

But in real, it had nothing to do with star wars.

jediism, u find it on wikipedia, too

[Sakuragal212]

There is a reason that this is called "comedy." It's a twist on religion in general, as people make up religions everyday.

[dethspade77]

What...the...fuck

[FF98Productions]

well that was....random....LOL...I think...

[Adophy1945]

Fuck Ya... its just kinda Funny.