The Late Show - Top Ten, 5.05

[PXNielsen]

Hey! I don't enjoy bacon all crispy!

[ArthurZ101]

4.... NOOOOOOO! REALLY???????

[raisen707]

Soup. LOL!

[nasius95]

Canadian bacon is HAM...That's it, H-A-M. HAM

[absba9]

that was painful to watch

[tjohn1986]

That sucked!

[jwb4291]

this was probably the worst top 10, none of them were funny!

[AssholeRick69]

She kind of looks like Donald Trump!

[dustyleviz]

Hillary playing the stooge

[Hellisgood1]

"Canadian bacon" isn't so called in Canada. Only America calls them that because their vocabulary differs greatly from other nations

[Zeldovich]

Her delivery sucks

[nestorrfortuna]

lame

[V0r4xiz]

Bacon, soup, internet. All American possessions that are nowehere else, oh wait... god how I hate these arrogant pricks... only true fact is number one.

And they wonder why everyone hates them, even people who usually don't generalize. But stuff like that really makes me angry...

[omaragatha]

I love hillary

[tigerwoods13177]

i don't like hillary she is really fake

[SAMMYMAN7777777]

DAVID LETTERMAN THE SHOW IS SO LATE WHY

[yourlifemyworld]

Because its called the LATE show with David Letterman.

[ed11561]

Yeah KimJungIll wanted to ask billy boy how he got away with being impeached-also how monica sucked cock.and how he got away with importing cocaine into the usa for years in Mena ark.-how he got away with killing multiple people-including VinceFoster&state troopers.Ill wanted to meet this incrdibly sleazy fucking liar-who BECAME PRESIDENT ANYWAY-even though his main suppoter was a convicted drug dealer-clinton himself was a smuggler& a seller of secrets to CHINA-WHO HELPED HIM BECOME PRESIDENT

[bobkatttt]

@ed11561 - During the administration of Bill Clinton, the U.S. enjoyed more peace and economic well being than at any time in its history. He could point to the lowest unemployment rate in modern times, the lowest inflation in 30 years, the highest home ownership in the country's history, dropping crime rates in many places, and reduced welfare rolls. He proposed the first balanced budget in decades and achieved a budget surplus.

[ed11561]

It wasn't all good.I'm a NYC Union Carpenter and i was

[ed11561]

It wasn't all good.I'm a NYC Union Carpenter and i was on unemployment for an entire 1 1/2

YEARS while Clinton was in office.

One & a half years in a row.-no work.

[bobkatttt]

Yea I guess you are right, Clinton was a horrible president because YOU couldn't get a job. It was all his fault. Forget the country as a whole or the employment rate of the nation. He was a bad president because of your personal situation to no fault of your own.

[ed11561]

If u had half a brain u would know he was a BAD PRESIDENT.

Watch the CLINTON CHRONICLES ON THIS LYING BASTARD.& HIS WIFE.

[wardnikoff]

"the highest home ownership in the country's history"...ya might not want to add that as a plus for Clinton...

[yoe91]

Jokes aren't bad...but I must admit it's grotesque to have politicians host such answers...not very ''serious''...

[boredtoheck777]

IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[martin01f]

they have to appear on these things, don't forget that American politics is mostly a popularity contest

[totalgitbag]

this sorta rubbish should make you lose respect for politicians...should i work on my policies or go on a talk show and do some BAD; BAD jokes

?

[qwerty814]

im canadian, and thats easy, its 5:P

[livedandletdie]

bacon we have the best bacon in sweden. and bacon is made of the same thing everywhere. And I think americans are the stupidest people in the world. let me show it what is the diameter of a circle with the radius of 2.5?

[jeffreylsu]

5 you douch

[JacobBlove]

mmmmm, soup

[kkluvinlifelol123]

you can do everything shes saying in Canada! and wow canadian bacon is exsactly the same

[BKXE]

REAL Bacon only exists... in AMERICA!!!!!111

[clubcard246]

actually its English bacon is there was some sort of competition lol dont ask

[BKXE]

Naw I was making a mockery of the whole "American bacon" thing; I'm not even American lol.

[otamrof13]

lol im canadian and I cant see a difference between bacons :S

[Ssublimes]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canadian Bacon is awesome...from a Canadian!

[FM897]

The bacon one was funny; isn't she a vegetarian?

[R4CH3LDeH4V3N]

omg is it just me or does hilary NOT look human at all?

[SolitaryDarkness]

But honest to god:

TiVo is one of the reason I hate not living in america xD

[blankhaven0]

tivo is great

[pleasewhisper]

Whats wrong with her face

[pammer12345]

I'm Canadian, but I can't argue with that bacon thing.

[otter61987]

Teddy Roosevelt FTW!!!!

[chibikay82]

Mhm.. soup.

[BothtaweeKelly]

"#9. Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy."

HEY! You don't diss our bacon! lmao

[ultimatemegadeath]

@BothtaweeKelly , that was the best one!

either way its still tastey!

[inuyasha1014]

TiVo,lol

[doritos98]

fairy godmother music LOL

[nyvbyay]

#9 was COMPLETLY backwards

[stormylane]

#1 reason should have been...

apparently anyone can be president.

[haddacrappa64tang]

ow3nd

[sigurd1979]

@stormylane Or run for president...

[StNowhere0]

I love how they introduce her with fairy godmother music.

Also...Hooray bacon!

[fedorvonbock16]

too bad she is democrat

[F1r3Blad1]

my b-day yay

[methlab4qt]

yay! shes funny and relatable now...maybe not

[hulksmashandmaim]

that was stupid, i actually feel bad for Hillary reading those

[lesliebian]

9. American Bacon is crispy, but delicious?

[nrgins]

Wow, this was pretty stupid. After every reason I was saying, "OK, now it's gonna get funny." But it never did. I felt bad for Hillary have to repeat that crap. You'd think they would have at least put a few political jokes in there (I guess the last one was slightly political). Just totally stupid.

[RonaldVaughan]

Think that politicians blew it BIG TIME...

Hillary Clinton was the only REAL,viable

candidate for President...but our society

doesn't want women or minorities...

White male Presidents for 225 years,LOL!!

[Fletch8888]

F-U, loser.

[RonaldVaughan]

B.S.,mister. I know I'm right!

And look what Obama's opposition did,by

having a female VP candidate...

P.S.: Don't call me names. You don't know me!

[smokeydebear911]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[hassman120]

McCain has the woman VP.

[Maxon214]

So McCain has a woman as VP. Last time I check the one that running for president is McCain not Palin. Are you going to vote for McCain simply because he has a woman for his VP.

[hassman120]

Did you read my comment?? Must not have understood the meaning very well. Voting for either one of those guys is like picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

[Maxon214]

Then I guess you will not be voting then on November 04 since you think both McCain and Obama suck.

Or are you going to be voting for one of the other major Candidates that running beside Obama and McCain.

Also if have a woman VP makes McCain better for some strange reason(that not exlained in your five word comment) then Cynthia Ann McKinney trumps McCain and Obama as not only is she black,she a woman, but also has a female VP.

[hassman120]

What I'll be doing is anything I damn please it makes no difference which one of them is a woman or black or a white they are all crooks, liars, and theifs.

McCain is not so bad but he is a war hungry old man whose got a space cadet VP that won't even give a straight answer so whats the best choice?

How can I get excited about that.

[Maxon214]

Well if you do not vote for someone then you really can not complain about whatever happens as results of this election since you just sat on your lazy ass

So you want a war Hungry old man with Space Cadet VP that does not want give a straight answer for president since you seem to think McCain is better then Obama.

There may be nothing for you get excited about by again regardless of the outcome of this election if you do not vote do not complain about what happened as a result

[Maxon214]

Okay since you asked me to do. Your are lazy asshole

There are other ways to vote other then just going to the poll on election day. The absent voting and in some states early voting

So when do you sleep exactly since as you can not work 24/7 also if you are so busy then why do you have time to respond to anything that I just happen to say on YouTube video that over five months old

>Fuck you bitch

I am not a female dog

[Maxon214]

>Don't tell me what to do.

Okay

>You probably don't know shit about shit so >fuck you and your stupid ass comments.

There is some truth to what you you have said

>Who are you to give anyone advice??

A bored person that wanted make a comment

>Go fuck yourself you arrogant bastard

No and now who the one trying to giving someone advice

[Sebichemex]

hilary wants to enforce the rating code on video games (in fear of children getting) them. so if she wins and you are under 18 and want an M game, your fucked.

[o2Ke]

we have that in Oz, it's like wanting to watch a movie.

[BloodRunsThrough]

Why do polititions in he states make mockery of themselves and there country and there party to gain votes? Is that how america works and how stupid the voting public are who back such running campaigners? I am disgusted by such antics the election system in MAerica hold.

[NetzKaiser]

I do not understand 2. "Live from New York. It is Saturday night.". Is this a reason for loving America? I think you say it to open the TV news.

And then some questions because I am not from USA: Does Hilary love bacon, cookies and soup? Does she often wear pantsuits?

[billyhamlan]

There is a show called "Saturday night live" in new york. Every episode begins with a skit with the special guest...saying that line and then the show officially begins...look up saturday night live skits

[NetzKaiser]

Okay, thank you.

[thewayitisnt]

Reason 1: The only reason I am continuing to campaign is so idiots will donate money & I can recoup my loans to my campaign!

[mnrmg]

Lol no dear you were on SNL earlier. It's not the time to say that phrase!

[Starfire6052]

wow.....all i can say

btw all the prez candidates SUCK!

[thewseshow]

fuck this channel

[adamlongneck]

OBAMA 2008

Send Clinton back to her reptilian home planet!!!

[pinky8892]

Hillary is great!!  I love her and her pantsuits! :)

Hillary '08!!

[agga924]

tivo..lol

[Zwoeimou]

lol anyone else realized that Internet was invented in Switzerland by scientists in the CERN?

[jridriguez]

Bless Her, Hillary 2008-2012.

[outup]

lol

[Jawjaw69]

not as funny as obama

[johnjohn0701]

thats why obama can only be on talkshows..not pushing to be the presidents..we had already 8 years of fun with bush. we dont need more

[todnyc]

yeah--Obama can go and jumpstart his wonderful career as a TV personality, while Hillary continues working 20 hours a day as the best President ever

[henryvn20004]

holyshit...stop kissing his ass pls...

[nandogm]

ahh WHO IS COMAPRING ANYWAY ?

Then people talk about Hillary supporters. This clearly shows how blind you guys are. This is a race to the presidency not some type of contet to see who is the funniest. GET REAL !!

[selloutasaurus]

True,but compare Obama on NBC'sMeetThePress on Sun morn opposite Hillary on ABC'sThisWeek.The forums were diff(one-on-one vs town-hall),but Hillary had detailed insightful answers,while Obama was speaking in generalities&playing the Washington outsider(as he often does).Im using the Obama tape as a cure4 insomnia.A real sleeper.

[00Indy]

interesting, surprising that he won if hes so terrible

[Jawjaw69]

i been waiting for this thank