Black Guys Don't Play Hockey

[yummycocacola]

0:47-0:51 lmao

[rissx]

this song is aot more about what white guys don't do than what black people do. curse my fair skin...

[bigmac7920]

Very funny, i understand this song completely and its true. The PGA and the NHL are the only sports where whites "run" the league.

[skillzgroup]

@bigmac7920 olympic swimming

[bigmac7920]

@skillzgroup that too

[VRKapps]

lol! Funny but lots of white guys play ufc which is harder than boxing

[patrickRoy33kaw]

im black and im a floridian goalie so dont hate

[JacobGaynor3]

Dustin Byfuglien. 

[Sportsrockmetalfan1]

There is a black hockey player at 2:06 in the video

[Sportsrockmetalfan1]

Change it to white men can't jump unless their name is Blake Griffin

[gaudiofan]

@Sportsrockmetalfan1 dude, he's half black

[tom3999]

AHAHHAAH USA basketball team theres like 1 black guy

[ConfusedSponge]

Because Black people can't skate! Uh DUHHHHH!

[cscptdave]

Let's hope black guys never play hockey. They mess up every sport they get into.

[xDepthChargex]

@cscptdave by being better athletes???

[hanmerboys]

@cscptdave your an idiot do yu not reallize jarome iginla is black and is captain of the flames but ya other than him and a couple others black pepole fail at hockey

[cscptdave]

@hanmerboys So what? Black are a plague to athletics. They mess up everything they touch. Re: Michael Vick

[cbaldwinjr]

@hanmerboys

That's idiotic. Evander Kane, Dustin Byfuglien, Wayne Simmonds, Joel Ward...plus guys like Mike Grier, Kevin Weekes, Ray Emery, etc. Grant Fuhr is black and a HOFer. Iginla is one of the 10 best players in the sport. It's about exposure and opportunity.

[hanmerboys]

@cbaldwinjr emerie sucked he just fought even tho he was a golie grant fhur was good il give you that same with kane

[RYCHARDSON2010]

Black guys dnt play hockey because they dnt feel the need to dominate another sport.

[almostthefirst]

haha kind of funny ... and kind of true xD

[drakez0mg]

You dont really need to be athletic to play hockey.

[scooterboi17]

@drakez0mg You kinda do if you want to play it well. That's like saying you don't need to be smart to post on Youtube.

[Kreisais]

Anybody can do anything it's just the matter of self development, if you're really interested in something and your pearents support you you can be anything you want.

[SportsFreakfrom94598]

Because hockey is boring as sin. BTW, there ae plenty are highly athletic white guys who play in the NBA.

[Trollololololful]

@SportsFreakfrom94598 That's just like .. your opinion man

[TerrorWarrior5000]

Racist white people like Peyton Hillis and Wes Welker make me sick.

[timskywalker]

11 People Are Not Allowed to watch the Stanley Cup with me

[TheWizz82]

always wondered myself

[Sorcoral]

I'm just waiting for the day...at this stage I can still name all the black guys playing in the NHL and get excited when I see one I don't know.

[dcfanchris]

this song is quite true

[jbwell24]

MJ died the day the movie was posted

[ohkenzie]

ohhh god bahahahahahaha!

[sjovmaiin]

this is real btw.??? any oppinions?

[sjovmaiin]

<---- click here for awesome music!

[beerborn]

Black guys can make great hockey players. Hell, they skate alot at work.

[drakez0mg]

lol im black and find this very funny

[GarshardJeVard]

black guys dont play hockey because there's a dick limit. Gotta be under 6 inches to play hockey.

[bobshenix]

@GarshardJeVard

You obviously know nothing about hockey... hockey is more a man's game than any game other than football (arguably). It take some serious balls to step out on the ice with the pros, you're probably better off stayin home jerkin your 4 incher and fantasizing about pro athlete's cocks.

[GarshardJeVard]

@bobshenix cry me a river. I didnt read your comment cuz it was too long.

[bobshenix]

@GarshardJeVard

Thank you so much for proving my point... you're a juvenile moron. I shoulda known you wouldn't be able to handle a 2 sentence paragraph lol

[GarshardJeVard]

@bobshenix lmao! This bitch doesn't know anything! You keep sucking dick you faggot.

[boxofficedeath]

@GarshardJeVard dude! thats fucking great!!!!!

[Tavarith]

@boxofficedeath LOL god damn you owned the shit outa that guy

[harddivej]

lmao

[yummycocacola]

i had no idea basketball was at every summer olympics. hockey FTW!

[GarshardJeVard]

fktheworld1 got raped by black woman as a child. It's the pussy he'll ever get.

[AestheticFlavor]

Thank God, I'm not 100% white.

[gokon15]

white guys can box, look at Jack Dempsey, undefeated.

[cbaldwinjr]

"Hey man, what about me???" Mike Grier

[fktheworld1]

black guys cant play hockey cuz they got no talent to play the hardest sport in the world which is oviusly hockey......and black ppl will just get knockout in hockey every second

[Raiton45]

@fktheworld1 the hardest sport in the world is mma

[fktheworld1]

@Raiton45 nope in hockey u need to also know how to fight while on skates plus play hockey MMA u only need to learn MMA thats it u fool

[Raiton45]

@fktheworld1 you call that fighting hha bullshit

[fktheworld1]

@Raiton45 i call fighting when each 2 men try to knock each other out be it on skates be it on feet.....if u dont call that fighting what do u call fighting cheeleading?

[Raiton45]

@fktheworld1 fighting is more than just punching and kicking even boxin i wouldnt call that fighting

[rjr1990]

@fktheworld1 How do black guys have no talent? If they grew up playing hockey, the NHL would look exactly like the NBA.

[fktheworld1]

@rjr1990 well niggers cant play hockey cuz u need some serious talent and skills its not a game that u can play in a ghetto.....its involves some serious skills thta niggers will never have that why niggers play basketball the easiest sport in the world

ya know what im saying?

[rjr1990]

@fktheworld1 No "niggers" dont play it because they arent raised around people who play hockey. If they were raised around people who played hockey, i bet you that hockey would be mostly black. 

[blackshogunofjamaica]

@fktheworld1 basketball take more talent that hockey you fucking backwoods hillbilly redneck pecker wood

[fktheworld1]

@blackshogunofjamaica no u nigger run up or down a field is not talent or hold a ball and shooting in the net is not talent hockey is real talent and niggers cant play cuz its to hard for them and plus they dont wana get knocked out by hockey players

[blackshogunofjamaica]

@fktheworld1 it take talent to dribble a basketball you fucking backwoods hillbilly cracker jack but you know what doesnt take talent? sitting behind a computer and insulting people behind their backs so if your just doing because yoou want to be famous your gonna have a rough time i would much rather shoot a basketball through a hoop rather than skate on ice in high heels and punching like a retard or what ever the hell they do

[fktheworld1]

@blackshogunofjamaica LOLLL and one cud walk and run....no one cud skate, hold a hockey stick, fight on ice, shoot a puck, skate at 35 mph....basketball is easy shit thats why only niggers play and they cry like shit when they get a lil hurt.....any one cud hold a ball and shoot what so hard about that.....just admit it u nigger niggerball is mad eat thats why niggers play...they got no talent to play hockey or they will get knocked out u pussy niggers

[blackshogunofjamaica]

@fktheworld1 lolz if it so easy lets see u do it basketball isnt as easy as it seems theirs specifics techiques in shooting a basketball and dribbling a basketball do you think kobe could do half of what he does on the courtif he didnt have talent practice his ass off huh?beside black people dont give a fuck about hockey if you go to an urban high do think you find a hockey team? anybody can play hockey if practice untill there good at it i can tell you go the iq of grape seriously

[fktheworld1]

@blackshogunofjamaica LMAOO anybody cud play hockey?? hahahha i bet u cant even stand on skates and let alone play hockey?? i cud play niggerball i mean basketball its very easy bounce the ball and shoot thats it.....u have to have some serious skills to play hockey need god giffted powers not some thug criminal nigger outta the ghetto becomes the best basketball players hahah its that easy a criminal ghetto nigger can do it hahahhaha fkin pussy niggers

[Adsa81]

@fktheworld1 Get a life you faggot and stop being stereotypical.

[fktheworld1]

@blackshogunofjamaica i have IQ of a grape?? LMAOO look whos talking....

dude ur a nigger for god sakes just shutup that should be enough

[blackshogunofjamaica]

@fktheworld1 lolz dont flatter yourself i could out smart a peck wood on the worse day of my life

[fktheworld1]

@blackshogunofjamaica but ur a nigger u blackys dont have a brain hehehe

[Adsa81]

@fktheworld1 Bud lots of black people are playing hockey now.

[numetal1992lb]

@Adsa81 no.....no their not lol

[Adsa81]

@numetal1992lb Where i'm from there are

[Tavarith]

@Adsa81 there are more white guys in basketball then there are blacks in hockey

[cbaldwinjr]

@fktheworld1

I can name a black NHL MVP in the last decade...can you name a white NBA MVP?

[fktheworld1]

@cbaldwinjr no i dont watch NBA so i dont know any players

[cbaldwinjr]

@fktheworld1

At least you're honest. The answer would be Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki, who have both won it in the last 10 years. Jarome Iginla won the Lester B. Pearson (now Lindsay Award) for NHLPA MVP.

[CutestEvar]

See this thing is kinda getting annoying....when people say "White"....they need to say what they are referring to their skin color or white as in American!

[falckerux]

Well in Denmark there almost isn't any Black people on our Football teams ;D

[Adsa81]

I'm from Canada and hockey is taken pretty serious here, and it isn't uncommon for there to be a black kids on every minor hockey team.

[Peachy6601]

@Adsa81 wOW.. SURPRISING YOU'D KNO THAT SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A RACIST... EVERY OTHER VID YOU COMMENT ON IS CALLING SOMEONE THE "N" WORD... YOU RACIST CUNT... DIDN'T KNO PPL IN CANADA WERE SUCH RACIST PIGS

[CutestEvar]

@Adsa81 Yea....Minor.

[duxboston]

SCAAALLLLL!!!

[senegalprt]

brazilians arnen't black, they are brazilian

[IrishAustrianCath]

you forgot n***er can't swim

watch?v=bmAPhV2poh0

[miamiwaffles]

tiger coming a gangsta

[Tavarith]

hockey mixed martial arts coledge wrestling swimming and football are the only sports that whites suceed in tho u might see a white guy in basketballlike stevet nash or boxing like kelly pavlik ocasionally but the sports previously listed dont really require lots of foot speed

[IamProbablythebest]

@Tavarith MMA? ummm Rampage Jackson, Anderson Silva, Rashad Evans.

[Tavarith]

what? i never said that there were no blacks in mma ....white guys = chuck lidell (primed) forrest griffin dan henderson nate marquart GSP fedor emilinenko shane carwinn frank mir brock lesnar (kinda) kenny florian

[IamProbablythebest]

@Tavarith sorry miss understood thought u ment there shit at those sports. haha sorry. and im white. ha

[Tavarith]

randy couture mriko cro cop

[senegalprt]

anderson silva isn't really "black"

he is brazilian

[nahmonky12]

funny shit. although there are 4 balck guys that do play hockey (that i can think of at the moment)

jarome iginla: 50 goal scorer once

donald brashear: brawler for the new your rangers

georges laraque: brawler for who really gives a shit

and evander kane: 4th overall draft choice this year (im not exactly sure if hes black, but hes some kind of brown)

[dathuglovegel2much]

@nahmonky12 yeah Kane is black

[mikeDinGB]

People, people. Don't take these songs so literally. Just appreciate the humor and the imagination to put them together. Ryan, I'm a new fan!

[SportsFreakfrom94598]

Funny song!

I took it as a joke, but I had issues with the comments on the NBA. There are plenty of white guys who play basketball, but you can count the blacks in hockey in one hand. The culture of hockey is very exclusive. It's an old-boys network, with white people. NBA is very open to all, and is very diverse. NHL is like, we welcome people from all countries, which they use to tout their "diversity" but quietly leaving out the "as long as they're white" part.

[mathfreak33]

Steve Nash is pretty darn good.

[DirkNowitzkirocks]

He is, but he isn't American so I think he might go in the foreign category. Remember, he's Canadian.

[Canderous92A]

LOL!

[rayhs1984]

They're use to be black hockey players

There is even a book about black hockey players "Black ICE"

Still love the song

[Shimiz]

jeez, enjoy the song assholes..

[beamerball666]

Hey dude Jack Dempsy was one of the Greatest Boxers of all time

[MrAAAhockey]

Crosby Sucks

[rejeethemonster]

@MrAAAhockey boo penguins

[mizzike20]

ruff - you're not serious. Ray Emery sucks. Kevin Weeks sucks. Fred Braithwaite sucked (he doesn't play anymore, don't know if you knew that).

If you're really trying to make a case for blacks playing hockey, at least cite some of them that are GOOD: Jarome Iginla, Mike Grier to name a few.

[scarbmx]

rofl at all the ppl taking this song seriously

[Masteruny]

Hockey is for the ridh guys

[celticsfan34x]

not true

[Masteruny]

cmon you going to tell me a school in the projects is going to have a ice field?

[celticsfan34x]

people in east europe play hockey so cant use that

[ruff3651]

George Laraque is black and is good. True he is a bruiser and enforcer but for that role his numbers are good. Also, he is considered to be the "undisputed heavyweight champion of the NHL"

Also, Ray Emery is a (fairly) decent goaltender, along the lines of Kevin Weeks and Fred Braithwaite.

[skittlepj123]

lucic took that title

[elidahulk]

My favorite baseball player is Lou Gehrig and my favorite football player is Barry Sanders. Guys that are considered really good but their character is what makes them special. Ignorance has been lurking in Americans to long. Quit the bullshit and act like the well educated non-bastards that you claim to be.

[elidahulk]

How can you say its to cold, Hockey games are in an air controlled arenas that doesn't dip below 15 degrees. Has anybody ever seen a Green Bay, Chicago or New England game where it is a negative degree temperature. I am African American and do think that football is the most physically demanding sport personally. I found this video funny and partially truthful. I don't know why people act so funny when comparing what your "race" does; We should judge each others as individuals, not groups.

[elidahulk]

And stop this pussy typing battle shit. Real men fight one on one and real men talk face to face. Nobody knows what your 9 to 5 is and nobody cares. Character is what you do behind closed doors when nobody is there and nobody looking. Show some courage and act like men.

[PureLtFan]

hockey is too cold.

[infantryman0311]

It's a funny song. Calm down everyone. It was a song about how white guys don't run track or play basketball it would be funny too.

[chefawkes]

Black people don't play hockey, because it's a relatively expensive inaccessible sport. All the equipment will set you back at least a grand, and even if they wanted, whens the last time you saw a hockey rink in the ghetto? For basketball, all they need is a ball and a hoop. seems like common sense to me.

[xThemalemodelsx]

Black people don't play hockey because it's a white mans sport. There are rinks in canada that charge nothing to go and play pick-up games.

[chefawkes]

ya, because there are tons of black people in canada that live around free rinks. please. your from new york, im from toronto, don't talk about shit you don't know.

[xThemalemodelsx]

Are you even black?

[chefawkes]

Yes. Are you even educated?

[xThemalemodelsx]

Yes I very am. You see sometimes white people go to a little something called "college". Have you ever heard of it? It furthers your education after highschool. But unfortunally for you, you have to graduate highschool first.

[chefawkes]

lmao. "Yes I very am" "unfortunally"  Nice education they gave you, stupid dumbass.

[xThemalemodelsx]

Piss off nigger. I wasn't even talking to you in the start of the argument. I'm sorry. Yes, I am very well educated. Is that better for you?

[chefawkes]

too late. we already found out who the jack ass is.

[xThemalemodelsx]

You're black.  I'm white. Respect me.

[chefawkes]

I know, I really want to, but i just can't respect someone who types things like "Yes I very am" and "unfortunally". It's like asking me to respect a moron. Even if the moron is white, i just cant do it. sorry.

[xThemalemodelsx]

You see, now you're running out of comebacks so you have to keep reminding me of a stupid typo. I can almost guarantee that I make more money than you, so shove that one down your throat.

[chefawkes]

as a male model? faggit.

[xThemalemodelsx]

I'm actually the vice president of a company in New York City. Plus who wouldn't want to be a male model. Just more pussy...

[chefawkes]

lmao, in your dreams maybe.

[scooterboi17]

@chefawkes What's a "faggit"?

[thesochuk]

it "furthers" your education after high school? you mean augments? expands? improves?

[scooterboi17]

@chefawkes Do you think all black people live in ghettos?

[jtelmb]

what are the chords?

[clipboardcrotch]

You are a racist but you won't say it to their faces.  You have no class as a black guy kicks your ass. Black guys can't swim and Asians are good at math. Jews are good with money and UK fans are racist. Hey, I can write crappy songs too. HIS FLOWING HAIR!!!!!

[xThemalemodelsx]

Black people fight in groups...  Never one on one. When it is one on one, the black guy usually doesn't fight, or gets his ass kicked.

[KingmanIII]

You mean like Rashad Evans or Rampage Jackson? Yeah...

[whodey984]

obama BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[binarystar300]

cause if one of them wanted to their friends would trash him cause its not ghetto enough

[4j3wh4k3du]

2:07 black guy just scored...

[Cougar97fromJLM]

You got that right !

People shoud really relax, this is just a funny song (then again I'm white).

[Willettes1]

beacuse hockey is for losers?

[xThemalemodelsx]

Notice black people don't like contact? No Hockey players, no offensive linemen... Hmmm, why is that?

[chefawkes]

and what do the offensive linemen come into contact with? the answer is the defensive linemen, which is mostly black. don't be a dumbass.

[xThemalemodelsx]

Not true. Defensive linemen are atleast half white. Aaron Smith, Chris Hoke, Brett Keisel all play on the Steelers D-line, and that's the best defense in the leauge, and they're all white.

[chefawkes]

you still didn't explain why the black linemen don't seem to be afraid of contact?

[KingmanIII]

Will Shields and Willie Roaf, who both played for the Chiefs and went to a combined 23 Pro Bowls, were black.

[KingmanIII]

Randall McDaniel, a black offensive lineman for the Minnesota Vikings, was inducted into the Hall of Fame on Saturday.

And some of the hardest hitting players in the NFL -- Ray Lewis, Brian Dawkins, Laron Landry, Ed Reed, etc., are black.

Plus, there ARE a handful of black hockey players out there...Georges Laraque, Kevin Weekes, Mike Grier, Anson Carter, Donald Brashear (an enforcer, further contradicting your stance that blacks don't like contact), and Jarome Iginla, among others.

[edgefan14]

wat about soccer the best players are white the only good dark skin team is brazil

[Adsa81]

Are you high the best players are black

[edgefan14]

lucio, puyol, christiano ronaldo, messi, ballack, kaka, xavi, zinadine, ribery, podolski, pirlo, toti, camoranessi, raul, van nisteroy, van persie, maradona,sergio ramos, el nino torres, rooney, gerrard, and so many more are all white players so there you go niggas cant play soccer unless their name is pele

[Adsa81]

Thierry henry, Ronaldhino what about them ? Drogba

[dathuglovegel2much]

@edgefan14 zidane is algerian that means he's from Africa,the greatest player of all the time Pélé Black, Etoo,thierry henry,drogba,robinho,ronaldhin­o,essien,Martins,Song,makele,a­nelka, nah man brothers can play soccer more than you'll ever dream

[edgefan14]

@dathuglovegel2much yea to bad zidanes skin is white

[CutestEvar]

@dathuglovegel2much Zidane is white(His skin colour)...robino + ronaldhino(Brazilians)...I dont about the other ones but I am guessing most of em are Brazilian...I am not saying this becus i am racist just saying this so you get the facts...

[gobbledygookie]

loved it, brilliant, superb. favorited.

[mzdanni]

lol, i love it.

[binarystar300]

wes welker is a short little white guy who dominates wide receiver in the nfl. he's better than t.o. and ocho cinco

[KingmanIII]

LOL, Welker racks up big yards in the open field because everyone's busy double-teaming Moss.

[binarystar300]

hey welker's gotten over 100 receptions each of the last 2 seasons, and he made the pro bowl last year while moss didn't. that's all i'm sayin

[KingmanIII]

Exactly. And Moss had more YPR both seasons.

He had 318 more yards and 15 more TDs on 14 fewer catches in '07, and in '08 had only 157 fewer yards on 49 fewer catches, and 8 more TDs.

Moss sets up defenses for Welker, who sets them up for Moss.

[skittlepj123]

wes all day

[Mhendeb]

LMAO! WOW!

[Yassinalina]

a racist song that isnt mean

this is rare

lol nice song

[nukemnow]

Not a racist song. Even some truth to it. Fact is black guys DO play hockey. Iginla is one of the best players in the NHL.

[Crazytechnofilms]

iginla isin't enitrely black, and your write it isin't racist. its pretty true

[CWAttack87]

brachear laragque that one guy on L.a. and byfugliyen

[Crazytechnofilms]

true, and anson carter, but there far and few between.

[gonnaproveuwrong]

nice lol but i disagree im whhite and i run the 40 in 5.14 which is instane for my age and i jump like 7.5-8foot but my 6,3 higth gives me a good boost lol nice video tho

[GenuineVanillaFace]

no you don't and no you don't

[bobsanders222]

c'mon ryan, put the browns song back, it's probably your best one

[Larcurmo]

I like 1:20 -1:24 the best

[colli031]

Black guys don't play hockey, you know this much is true,

because they wouldn't get paid enough, by a rich caucasian Jew.

[sportsfreakmt]

lol, nice...