My Immortal Part One

[Dreigonix]

GLaDOS?

[paladindragoongirl18]

The voice really fits. XD

[mcrfan1324]

It is bearable when listened to :D no grammar torture

[Takisan111]

@mcrfan1324 Then you haven't listened to Bennett the Sages reading of it T_T He actually reads it how it's written. The spelling, the spelling T_T

[galanopouloc]

to the 987 people who liked this video

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[RokBand3]

I thought Hogwarts had mandatory robes? 

[apocolsipe]

this hurts my face

[blackdragonroxy]

Make it stop. Please. PLEASE.

[thebunniesattack]

It took me a second to understand the ending but it was so funny XD

[Silent0Sands]

Come on people. I know we all want to see some good in this person by calling this an epic troll but.... I don't think trolling was popular or even out there enough for a person to have done ALL of this..... This is simply a testament to our educational system... (well americas anyway).

[Fr0st1989]

YOU LUDICROUS FOOLS

[RinoaHSquallL]

Hah the dialogue is so amazing so realistic! Hahahaha

[0ImSoSorry0]

Hogwarts is in england?

[TheKibaNarutoFan]

@0ImSoSorry0 Yes, yes it is.

[Amerinadian11]

I have but one question. Is this video to make fun of the fanfiction, or does the person actually like it? o_o

[heylinspongesprite]

@Amerinadian11 Read to make fun of XD

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

"because I love her"

[darkxmoonxlily]

About to see my favorite band with the boy I'm crushing on! So depressed.

[Fionitesky]

@6:14

[ilovelibertyTYC]

...This is so bad it's not even funny.

[FrostBjorn]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

[biggestpotterfreak]

They should make a film about it. With Kristen Stewart as Ebony/Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven More Stupid Names Way.

[ArmandDenton]

All we need to do is get Brad Neely to narrate and we're golden!

[KawaiiKurasu]

I love how bored she sounds.

[SKSavedMyLife]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!! Other than Starkid of course ;)

[SKSavedMyLife]

oh crap at 5:40 I thought I was going crazy, cause I thought he was moving closer to me, and he WAAAS :P

ahaha :P

Seriosuly the crappiesst story EVER!! I think tara made a quibblo, cause there are stories JUST LIKE THIS ONE popping up now from this one chick! D=

[TheMouseAvenger]

Sounds kinda robotic to me...Interesting photo-manip illustrations, though. :-) Also, I noticed that all the F-words were taking out of the story! XD

[myusernamereallysux]

Omah GODDD!!!!!!!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MAKE-UP!!!!! xD

[MissCartoonist]

I cracked up laughing when Dumbledore came on the scene with his Microsoft Sam voice.

[1TayBear1]

This is the worst piece of **** I have EVER read! I mean, this video is hilarious! But the story it self makes me lose all faith in humanity. You should read this chick's FF.net profile. She can't spell for s***! I could write better than this when I was five! WTF is with this chick? She needs therapy in the worst way possible! Awesome video though!

[FlameFeathers]

I crack up every time i see draco.

[1Koakuma1]

THIS IS TOO GOTH FOR ME. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­F--- I'm only at 2:29.. ;_;

[iNerdSwag]

I am a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.Well duh...What color should they be?Brown?

[drunkoncustard]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"

Dumbledore is badass.

[RiseToOffend]

oh god, MCR and Good Charlotte. I don't know any self respecting goth that would listen to that shit

[lilsarahbooable]

@RiseToOffend they are goffs

[evilspaceinvader]

@RiseToOffend i'd say those bands are more emo, i know some goths and they generally listen to death in june and some marilyn manson.

[caseyjones92]

@RiseToOffend

>self respecting

>goth

[Quart]

"He put his thingy into my you know what and we did it for the first time"

ugh...So...hot...

[WarriorOfXen]

@Quart oh. oh. oh.

I totally agree.

[RiseToOffend]

cant breathe omg omg.

[NatalieMarie318]

what a disgrace to mcr :/

[kioshi21]

wtf is this shit?

[kietasss]

-'Whats up Draco?'

-'Nothing.'

best part

[bitsy123biscuit]

@kietasss then it's chapter 2 right after it. lolololol

please. someone tell me this really is a troll story lol

[TheObnoxiousMan]

@bitsy123biscuit That's been debated for a long time. I personally just don't see it as a troll story... it's... it's too terrible to be a troll story. (Not to mention it's 45 chapters long... -cringes-)

[thirion1850]

People need to make a damn movie out of this. RIGHT NAO.

[severussnapehero]

I think that Hogwarts discipline would be much more affective if "Dumblydore" just called everyone a motherfucker.

[DarkArgent101]

"I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. "

WHAT.EVEN. this is the epitome of stereotypes if I had to say so myself (this being the whole thing)

[MissKittyVicious]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Amazing.

[Forrescenta]

OMG LOL. I LOL'D SO MANY TIMES

the voice sounds likeee the google translator voice lmfaoooo

lmfaooooooo this story is so funny. ;_; < tears of joy

"and then he put his thingy into my you know what." "oh oh oh" LOL THIS VOICE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

[zombipl0x]

shit got real.

[DreamingofAqua92]

What the hell is this?! I'm dying inside

[AnimeKitty202]

I used to write this poorly.... then I turned 5.

[raetekusu1]

@AnimeKitty202 I used to write that badly.  Then I went to English Class in first grade.

[pinaej0]

this is priceless

[MasterStulf]

This MUST be trolling. Please.

[clyneandras]

@MasterStulf Nope, the chick who wrote this was serious. I shit you not, my friend.

[MasterStulf]

@clyneandras ...NO WAI. Well I WOULD believe it's for real, but then I read the part about how Eboby used an "invisibility cock"... nobody can be that stupid. Right? RIGHT?

[clyneandras]

@MasterStulf Unfortunately, some people ARE that stupid. I was in denial at first, but then I learned that this was all for real. It must really suck to be that chick, writing the most infamous fanfic in the history of the interwebs and she will probably never live it down. lol

[valericool]

@clyneandras Come on, that was for real? Are you sure of that? Because that is way too humorously horrible that I swear the person who wrote it was a major TROLL.

[clyneandras]

@valericool I'm fairly sure this was for real. I thought it was a troll too, but I've managed to scrounge some information about the girl that wrote this. I even found her friend's fanfiction account. They both were genuinely proud of what they wrote. e.e

But if she truely, truely is a troll, I only have this to say: Epic troll is epic. :D

[Bishieluver01]

Why does it seem like GLaDOS is voicing the story???

[MidNiteSun32]

Fucking literary gold.

[mrbob091]

Suddenly, Dumblydore.

[Angrykitty19]

I'm calling Albus Dumbledore Dumblydore from now on as a tribute to this magnificent piece of literature ;)

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

I found a fanfic worse than this one. Two words: "Rose Potter." Warning: This story is even meaner to your brain the MI, because at least with MI it has a movie to make things better.

[StarryxFloss]

Hey, atleast it's better than Twilight (:

[SyphilisNoodles]

@StarryxFloss LOL NOP

[lexa490]

What...am I listening to....

[JustinS4ne]

fucking get a voiceover!!!

[ihatetheworld90]

mary sue

[Mooam]

Brb stabbing myself with a rusty pitchfork..

[Kailexanra]

This story removed 40 points off my IQ. DAMN YOU TARA, I'M NEARLY BLIND FROM REPEATED STABBINGS WITH A RUSTY FORK.

[EverlastingCC]

J.K. Rowling would be disappointed

[heavenlyhot]

I would kill to dear 'Dumblydore' say 'What the hella re you doing motherf*ckers'

[LadyMiroku]

"How could you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?!" "How could you?!" "Because I love her!" ~Silence~

Oh, yeah, well....that makes it TOTALLY okay to do her on school property. My mistake. Carry on.

[marisakicksbutt12]

OH OH OH ... what are you doing you motherfu..

[UsiusiChan]

X'DDD oh my goonies, this is so terrible it's funny

[Italianchef26]

Oh... noes... it's too late...

THEY BE TROLLING!!!!

Shut-down the internet hurry!

[jjilatt123]

WHAT THE HELL R U DOIGN U MOTHERFUCKERZ?!

[MerZuly]

OH MY GOD

this is embarrassing X,,,D

[dtowngirl109]

trololololol. thank you soo much knowyourmeme. i would've never experienced this beauty. PURE BEAUTY.

[xSUPERTACOGIRLx]

D'OI, WAT DA FACK?!?!?

[lindsaylovely]

"How could you do such a thing you mediocre dunces." "How dare you." "Because I love her." -total silence- lolololol wtf

[iamnotascientisi]

"I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major hottie."

Wincest?

[videohero1000]

I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. Best line ever

[NikNak513]

LMFAO!!!!

[kittydreamz86]

IT WAS DUMBLEYDORE!!!!!

[DecadentCupcake123]

That's not a fanfiction, that is just the author playing pretend with the Harry Potter characters.

[FuzzehPeach]

Then he put his thingy in my you know what and we did it for the first time, oh. oh. oh. -- What the hell are you doing you mother*BEEP* -- It was Dumblydore.

-CHAPTER 5-

OHMYGOD LMFAO I'M HEAVING. This is too damn funny.

[hooplaplooza]

@FuzzehPeach

That was like my favourite part. I couldn't stop laughing. The monotone narrativemade it awesome. And the fact that there' so many irrelevent things in this stupid story.

[ErikSKan]

GlaDOS? Is that you?

[matsgames]

this is so funny it made me laugh you cant even spell virginity right

[KampferXeon]

*Message found written in blood, now brown from decay, on a wall, next to a printed version of this fic and this video playing on a laptop*

PLEASE

KILL

ME

[NcoleyCP]

The Little book of horrors lol :3 If you didn't laugh before you'll laugh at that

[FoxfireAnomaly]

I would rather read Twilight.

[pancakewafflebacon]

THEY WERE HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST

[Ellitwest]

201 people smoke cigarettes and drugs.

[Glowb0t]

CENSORED. and he put his peenie into my you know "oh oh oh"

[Glowb0t]

i pee blood

[tobs001]

"I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert."

Bwaahahahhaahah!! Best line ever written.

[Ebvardh]

Why is this shit so FUCKING retarded?

[AnnigottaKitkat]

This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever read/watched. I will never look at Harry Potter the same way again . And I'm laughing hysterically all the same.

[bobertwaythevampire]

HAHAHAHA I still laugh at this shit. Still better than Twilight. <3

[KurioseKreatur]

"We smoked cigarettes and drugs."- makes me laugh the hardest and I have no idea why.

[Fr0st1989]

YOU LUDICROUS FOOLS

[Shadowtamer16]

HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS LIKE GLADOS! Or at least the Turrets! God almight, I'm gonna have nighmares tonight.

[saunuku]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[BrokenNames]

I. Love. This. 

[guyveromega27]

30 Hs makes so much more sense than this crap and you know what else? Everything is spelled correctly!!! YAY! Has better music in the reading And doesn't have an annoying computer voice reading it.

[851852093114208513]

Words cannot express... How horribly amazing this is... It's like the ultimate B-movie, but it's a fucking rip-off of a fucking book.

And you know what else..?

It's STILL better than Twilight.

[otakuness15]

@theninjaswerehere I agree. I am fanfic writer for anime and etc. and I am taking notes of what not to do on the fanfics. I hope everybody does the same XD

[otakuness15]

this is a terrible fanfic (face palm) no offense to those who like it

[bigkahoona6869]

@otakuness15 pretty sure people like it because it's so bad

[mirosango14]

@otakuness15 we know, that's why it's so popular. it's the fanfiction version of Rebecca Black.

[satireknight]

I now make it my goal to call someone a mediocre dunce.

[WeAreEquality72521]

Can someone please explain this to me? Why do these "dramatic readings" of this stuf keep popping up everywhere online?

[treker999]

OMFG BEST CLIFFHANGER BEFORE A CHAPTER EVER!!!!!!!

hi ebony

what's up?

nothing.

[AudraLConnolly]

WHO COULD DISLIKE THIS!?!?!?!?!??

[PharaohYuki]

Why did you do such a thing you mediocre dunces?

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD If I heard Professor McGonagall actually say that I would die of laughter

[imkohia]

I have to wonder if anyone ever read this fanfic and seriously thought it was good...I really hope not

[ROBYNX1995]

Dumblydore.

[ROBYNX1995]

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[DeluxeLtd]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

[FluffyMarshmallo]

at 6:05 he put his thingy into her you-know-what for the first time :0

[homedawg1996]

hi Im Ebony I like to talk alot about what I look like and Im a wizard at Hogwarts. Oh btw Im a vampire

[gertie2u2]

I can not tell if this story is good or bad. I want to go gouge my eyes out and bleach my brain to forget I ever looked at it, due to the excessive use of aolhell leet speak. The lack of any sentence structure, grammar, and spelling is frightening. Meanwhile, my guy is running around laughing like a fool over masticbating his eructation at clearage. I think quite possibly this was deleted due to lack of any actual English used? Thank god!

[moonbaby4evr]

This story is so bad, it makes me want to throw up when I read it. No joke.

[Monikalee91]

*Implied Facepalm*

[lilacgerbil94]

"Hi Draco."

"Hi Ebony."

[xRaineDropsx]

"Hi Ebony"

"What's up?"

"Nothing."

-End Chapter-

Say what o_o;;

[VairyTay]

I think the deadpan voices really capture the level of emotion and intensity this story causes in it's readers. XD

[zc456]

I listen to this only for the lulz. Just love how the first chapter - alone - describes nothing but her looks. XD

[potterology]

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb.

[iluvsmuffins]

"Hi."

"Hi."

"Guess what."

"What."

----

By the way, Draco looks very... Hitler-sish, doesn't he?

[WackyAnimation]

If this were done in a satirical sense, it would be the best video ever.

[ThatPoshVoice]

This is so bad I had to read twilight in order to feel whole again...god help us all.

[LiterallyNoLife]

He stuck his thingy into my my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

oh. oh. oh.

XDDD HAHAHAHA XDDD Such passion xDD

[TheImitator100]

MY EARS ARE MELTING AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­

[xMyDinoRawrsx]

and then he stuck his thingy in my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. ohhh yes.

[aucunxsoins]

oh my gosh... A FREAKIN FLYING CAR??? O.O NO FREAKING WAY

[SSJ8Goku]

This is... Beautiful... A fucking masterpiece.

[LastLaughFilms]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?"

I nearly suffocated laughing xD

[ladedaperson]

i dont really understand why i watched the whole video

[Omoichikaeri]

BECAUSE I LOVE HER!

*Insert undesirably long paragraph about what the whore is wearing again in the next chapter.*

[JuukaRock]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[WOLFNBEAST]

god the stupid burns

[juicelayerr]

Omg this. I can't even

[mattblack04]

90% of the fanfic is clothing

[lprocks555]

If Tara's a troll, she's an incredibly skilled, determined, and realistic one. If not, then weep for humanity's future. WEEP. 

[W3R3W00F]

@lprocks555 Great work copying that from TVTropes, dude.

[lprocks555]

@W3R3W00F Meh, guilty as charged. ;)

[Huffleclawmage]

@lprocks555 TV TROPES!

[meepster08]

You left out the profanity D: That's half of the story practically, lol. This piece of fanfiction has got to be the best piece of literature I've ever had the fortune to perchance upon! I love you for doing this XD

[cgtherash]

MS Sam as Dumbledore for the fucking win

[TheREALMac1232]

How dare you?

BECAUSE I LOVE HER.

One of my favorite lines. :3 Robot voice makes it perfect.

[Fr0st1989]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?! Pimp Dumbledore woo.

[PaintTheWorldYellow]

The worst/best fanfiction piece ever to walk the hallowed halls of the internet.

[Atreides22222]

Love ths!

[philomel]

hey raven do u know where my sweater i

[Laura94K]

Reminds me of Fonejacker. Haha.

[Egirl01]

"they were havign sexual intercourse in the forbidden forrest."

"what? why would u do that?"

Draco: because i love her

I DIED XDDD

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

"I have pale-white skin."

...What, as opposed to *dark* white skin??!

[Stufflikeheartz]

I want to make this a movie.

[Sirthatguy]

dude this is the room of fanfiction. I love this so much. I am in tears.

[DemonofPerishSong]

I like how she confuses emow ith goth. xD

Goth's don't cut themselves, nor do feel depressed like them.

[OurLadyOFSorrows96]

Gaiz u shuold spto flammin cus if uf flam it meanz ur a prepz or posr!!!!!!!!111 if u dunt ffalmm than ur really coo land goffick and stuffz.. I HATE HILARY DUFF THAT BLOND BITCH Y DID U SAI HERR NAME SHE S NOT GOFFICK ENUFFF!!!!!1!1

[MrsCamui]

@OurLadyOFSorrows96 lol

[pikachuangel]

DUMBLUDORE IS SAM!

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

You know what? This is still better than Twilight.

[LucylovesKohta]

@GodsBittersweetEmo

It's most likely better than Twilight because it's even easier to make fun of (I happen to find this a lot more amusing [Not good, not interesting, just amusing] to read than Twilight).

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

@LucylovesKohta Yeah I agree. I love bad movies/literature, but Twilight wasn't even one of those "so bad it's good" things, it was so boring I couldn't even make fun of it. Entertaining whereas Twilight is just suicide-inducingly boring. Twilight has angsty, sparkly vampires and Marysues, and this has Marysues, angsty teenagers, random sex scenes, flying cars, half-Japanese gothic bisexual wizards, and just random scenarios that pop out of nowhere. Not to mention the hilarious misspellings.

[caligulaincarnate]

Doesn't reading this crap aloud bring doomsday?