Assassin's Creed 2: Vagina's

[ApocalypticRumors]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ Ezio's face when saying "Mother"

[ChajaYudelevitz]

"-besides vaginas!'

*cue Leonardo* "Back to your house, then?"

[evilhawk47136]

I meant besides vaginas

[mark9111111]

this AC installment is probably the one with the most replay value, i mean there's even a dlc where you can fly leonardo's machine! And the presentation is more intriguing than Brotherhood

[Condom007of007Solace]

"Hey there!... ummm I need your help. You see... I am... umm... running low on power. You seem like a nice power source, um... a beautiful one, so umm... may I just plug it in your outlet?"

[Mishieftress]

Loving the sheer bluntness in Maria's words X'D

[TheTrueDetective]

Its a me mario! I swear I just died a little inside.

[Pondebong]

She says it at 2:19, if you don't want to watch this all

[GothamSoul940]

It's amazing to see how much improved AC2 is from the first AC. And Ezio's expression when he says "Motherrr" was just priceless. :D

[Mincho1994]

Ezio's face @ 2:24 = "Duuuuude..."

[ScarletttheVarlet]

Wouldn't that be an inlet instead of outlet?

[Alex360Boy]

THIS WAS THE BEST BIT IN THE GAME! LOL XD

[MadamQuantum]

EVERYONE HERE SHOULD KNOW ITS AT 2:15

YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE ALL OF IT

[DunkdaHunk]

There's only one funnier bit. "Itsa me, MARIO!"

[tristancloag]

i like how leonardo's like "to your house then :D" he has no idea wth just happened...

[drealgrin]

click 2:22 over and over again

[JGPDOGLOVER]

Just skip to 2:18 for je good part.

[AirsoftMAJOR100]

3:00-3:30 I saw a guy in the background trying to look if he has a boner lol

[warchiefprek33]

spam 2:22 its funny

[youjustgotsauced]

Ezio is just like "Aw, mom...your embarressing me...I know i get so much ass..."

[Maeve2011]

2:25 Epic expression :D Too funny. Ezio is so cute <3

[MegatronYES]

walk... fucking.... NORMAL!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUH!!­!!!!!!!!

[Bradlez92]

2:12 It just kills it. Best line in ANY medium. Fuck your "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News", forget about, "Does he look like a bitch", THIS WINS.

[Hammo]

The expressions when he says "I have no idea what you're talking about." Lol. Also, what a great cutscene. Leonardo acts so casual, as though he didn't hear the vaginas bit... Lmao.

[Chancely123456789]

Wats a outlet ?and wat she mean others than vagina?

[malofa99]

I ment besides vaginas...

LOL

[frozensage]

I love his face when she says it XD

[EL1T3N1NJ4]

this game was awesome and everything but when i first did this mission and his mam said "besides VAGINA'S" it sorta made me feel like the game was made by a 10 year old who just needed to put that word into the game which made me not take the game serious till you finally assassinate someone and then theres the part where you meet your uncle and he says "its a me mario" i was just like -_- is the game gunna be like this all the way through (slaps face)

[DTHSTS18]

@EL1T3N1NJ4 Maybe you're just too immature to hear the word without laughing yourself, and just taking it as what it is... a word. It's a videogame... a videogame reference is not uncommon, nor is it that out of place...

[archimedes1970]

@EL1T3N1NJ4 Find a fricking period you little shit. Damn this is what the world will be lead by when I die??? The world is most definately doomed. This why we have a president who can't speak without a fricking telepromter; grammer is no longer on the educational agenda in our school system. But I'm sure you and the rest of your ilk are well versed in Liberal philosophy!!! Arrrrrrgh

[allblue88]

@archimedes1970 seems your right, judging from your own grammar... also you should aknowledge the possibility that the person you were so roughly insulting, don't have english as birth language. personally i only learn english as second language, so i would advise you to be a bit less rude when writing to people in general. now can we cut the grammar patrol crap?

[archimedes1970]

@allblue88 I am taken aback by this little tirade. Of late I have noticed several posts from my account, from which I have posted little to none since the formation of this account. It seems my google account was hacked and as such I do humbly apologize for whatever transgressions my virtual assailant has executed in my name. Cao.

[allblue88]

@archimedes1970 fair enough. didn't even remember this, as it was 9 months ago. but glad to hear that you got hold of your account again ^^

[thinkingorplotting]

It makes me want to fall on the ground and laugh.

[serealkiller4]

leonardo davinci in this game is awesome!!!!!

[DivineSlayer400]

replaces her lines. Lady: i meant besides pussies

[potat3o]

I MEANT BESIDES

[KrysObscure]

oh man, their voices sounds horrible. we don't speak like that...we don't have that accent when we talk.

also, why are they speaking in that way? i mean, italian and english in the same sentence. this doesn't have any sense.

This is the first time that i prefer the italian version instead the english one. =D

[Tekirai]

@KrysObscure lol *they try*

[PhantoMPhreeK92]

@KrysObscure they explain it in the first game- basically, that in the 'animus' it's translating what they say for you as someone who doesn't come from Renaissance Italy but some of the translations have changed over time so the language lapses into both Italian and the English translation. It's actually a pretty clever scriptwriting device. Allows you to break the rules and still be legitimate.

[Bulzeeb15]

I'm glad his mom got one great line in before going all silent.

[JJCooper85]

where do you find his mom

[moonsmilelucide]

this rocks

[moonsmilelucide]

In the game I was like wtf, did she just say vaginas?

[Hellyn18]

I just love Ezio's expression when he says "Mother" XDD

[PhantoMPhreeK92]

@Hellyn18 It's so real.

[KMxHearts]

When she said that I was like O_0

[SamanthaStine2]

Leonardo's fucking hot.

[Hellyn18]

Agreed! :D

[EyeOnTheTV]

Wow.... the 1080p isn't any better. Youtube sucks

[tudythegangster]

Accents are very cheap...

[fskate2]

I know haha, my grandpa is Italian. The voice actors are not Italian so,  that explains the accents

[GAQ01]

@fskate2 of course because your grandpa was around in 15'th century Italy when they talked exactly the same way, right? How would you know?

[fskate2]

@GAQ01

of course because the voice actors are from the 15th century too. How would they know?

[GAQ01]

@fskate2 I'm not the one criticizing their accents here.

[qazk223]

@fskate2 Yeah but according to the story, the animas is making them easier to understand by lowering their accents.

[TheJoeTC]

@fskate2 I know I caught a guy saying 'Muy Bien' in this game. lol. That's spanish!

[RaiceaAndrei111]

@TheJoeTC assassins creed brotherhood:after leaving a blacksmith and buying alot of stuff the keeper said happily AUF WIEDERSEN!!!!(german)THATS FRENCH :D!

[michiyoyoshiku]

@tudythegangster

like your mom

[tudythegangster]

@michiyoyoshiku

I like yours better.

[michiyoyoshiku]

@tudythegangster

Gangster? Enjoy getting butt raped in prison

[MusicTOPlt]

@tudythegangster But graphics , story and etc. is'nt... So whats the problem ?

[tudythegangster]

@MusicTOPlt IDK I didn't play it.

[MusicTOPlt]

@tudythegangster Your problem....

[tudythegangster]

@MusicTOPlt Yeah, so shush.

[lakeb0dom]

WHAT THE HELL!

[beamer403]

at 2:25 just gota love that expression

[brianlovescod]

The mom WINS!

[Legotruck82]

Best in game line ever.

[SixTacchini]

I'm italian and this game is dubbed horribly

[42sonja]

2:16

[snoxeri]

thanks

[numantoo]

Lmao mom know's whats goin down with her kids!

[jailbird62]

when i got this game for christmas my little sister was watching me play it, and when she said vagina, she started freaking out. and i was laughing my freaking head off

[fskate2]

Ahahaha

[Haji5476]

@jailbird62 wait you mean literaly frking out id love to see thta lol hahaha

[THEDISASTERSTUDIOS]

i rented it out and suddenly she says this i said wtf haha

[Arc9er]

this was so funny lol.

[The7DeadlySyns]

bahahaha i laughed so hard when i played this part

[fskate2]

ahahhaha

[oblivinater]

@The7DeadlySyns it's so unexpected like!

[ResediVlad]

I laughed at his reaction, just.. "Mother.."