My Bloody Beard!

[bearhuggerz]

y is Friday's video private?

[Zaradawson]

you ruined that white shirt!

[MsCskull]

lol! did anyone else see : beards are not soposed to bleed unless you are on your beardiod. XD

[xxfoxypuppyxx]

Me and my friends had a project in English where we had to make a radio show.. we needed three commercials... before I ever saw this, I thought of spray-on-mustache. I pretty much said exactly what you said in the beginning, Matt.

.. except I spoke like Mr. T.

[OrangeOctopus314]

was that crepe hair??

[volcom9570]

lol look at him now he has a full grow beard hahahahaXD

[RachelSmitherz]

Mmmmm Orange rockstar.....

[xXWindsniperXx]

A beard is just what ugly people use to hide the reason they're ugly... they're face.

[Havocdk]

@xXWindsniperXx

Or its because they cant be arsed to shave every friggin day :)

[MrLawwlz]

is that windex?



[woodwind817]

ROCKSTAR!!! :D i LOVE those things

[Mastabooma]

@LnAforce4 Lol What's going on 'round these parts!?

[jwmisfit1]

FANTASTIC MUSIC CHOICE!!! Crunk Witch is gonna be "the next big thing"!

[evaisepicful]

ur adorable without a beard :3

[poochyenawolfy]

lol

[NatashaBashford]

Pleg. LOL. Cute. :3

[Meeganluvsya]

Pleg? Lol. Canadian accents <3

[xMaiMeeTur]

0:51 Werewolf howl!!!!!! 1:38 WEREWOLF AGAIN! >:D

[BBintheATL]

AHAHAHA "beards arn't suppose to bleed unless your on your beardiod" OMyG LMyAO!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA ROFLL YOU'RE FUNNY!!! :D

[BBintheATL]

AHAHAHA "beards arn't suppose to bleed unless your on your beardiod" OMyG LMyAO!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA ROFLL

[GorgeousZombieX]

He looks like Hagrid but just With the beard on the one side of his face :P

[BreAnna5392]

i'm getting some for my boyfriend :D

[yolanda0916]

Youtube is full of 13 year olds. Where are the eighteen plus viewers?

[MegaGadgetdude]

yaaaa... when i was 13 (which was last year) i had a mustache this year i have a mustache a beard and side burns.

[JReed357]

Say Whaaaaaaaat?!

[Deathisnear76767]

Lolz!

[citystrat]

dear santa...

[addictinggames100]

i need this



[Megamegacutie101]

hes stupid and his face is discossting i feel like i wanna throw up!

[ILoveAndySixxForevr]

lmfao xD

[1297Samantha]

DAMNIT he's 7 years older D:<

[KilluhKid]

Now I can FINALLY grow that toe beard I've always wanted.

[clonetrooper75]

Is that the plegg? xD

[chg25425]

"Remember only two to three squirts are necessary per day."

...And yet you had like, eight squirts...on only one side of you face...

[ShaneDawsonRocks1145]

Science did your mom ;D

[6000edward]

so sad. wait while i shed a silent tear

[CharlesFotos]

Holly krap

[imfreakingAWESOM1000]

do you say "ey?!" after everything?

[3DaysGraceFan2]

press 7 for HOLY CRAP!

[Elmolisious777]

Eew. that was almost as gross as a woman with abs...

[TommyMcMahonTV]

press 4 for spray and epic yell

[ILoveMyAsianEyesFTW]

dont grow facial hairs DDD:

[MatsuLoveLust]

GAWD DAMN GRAMMAR NAZI'S!! XD

[ellio00]

It's the pleg guys. Not the plague. THE PLEG.

[redsteel808]

LMFAO to funny and random :D great job lol

[monsterism9]

O.O o mai

[dinobubbles]

BAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA pleg :')

[HoboLotion]

LOL. The pleg? Silly Canadian.

[DannixxxDd]

The pleg???

[MollyXD124]

Facial hair is kind of gross..):

[AppleTechOps]

Lmfao beardiod!!

[BeatlesChick123]

What has science......... DOOOOOOOOOPOOOONNNNNBNNNNEEEEE­EETSDFTYFERE$EEEEEEYTDSUTA YI?!!@$%$%^%$^%#!!!!!!

[jomjom234]

lol --- Sent From mattg124's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[TheDrowningDuck96]

I thought it said booby beard at first and I got all excited.

[TheSummerfrench]

Bahahahaha to funny man to funny!

[MrNightmarejoe]

Matt: HOLY CRAP!

[brocksoy]

hey matt give your mum a bottle

[travst13]

is gots a beardzzz

[RedheadedDani]

I like his sweater :3

[nr197]

I'm a 20 year old boy/male/man/whatever .. not a single hair on my face though. I want that product. Bloody beard doesn't scare me from trying!

[bassgeek388]

ive had my beardiod

[St4yxBr00tal]

Matt should grow a legit chin strap :3.

[eXcitingSkittles]

hah beardiod

[ily191]

the pleg?

[crazylovenlife321]

i h8 tha speling poleese! :) LULZ!

[madjill112]

Lol! Your Freaking Hillarous.... I think I spelled that right...? Anyways nice job!!!

[maddehbunny]

matt, you look like.. really fucking attractive at the start of this video.

[acopollo]

lmfao XD --- Sent From mattg124's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[acopollo]

lmfao XD --- Sent From mattg124's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[samtastic517]

I love how he called it "Insta-beard" but on the bottle it says "instant beard"

[sammieboo11]

ppl stop commenting about correct spelling!!!! who gives a flying twat kitten!! shi-sus!!

[oOToStopANightmareOo]

@LnAforce4 @abeja1208 @MattG124 It's supposed to be "your" AND "You're". "You're" is short for "you are". So, unless he wanted to say "Unless you're on you are beardiod" Then the second use for "your" is right. But not the first.

[anaroxes300]

Beard tampon?

[tashac941]

is this the pleg? i feel like i have the pleg!

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

@tashac941 Plague*

[tashac941]

@xXCrimsonVirtueXx yes i know thats how its spelt but thats how he pronounced it!

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

@tashac941 I knew that's what you meant but I.... SHUT UP :(

[tashac941]

@xXCrimsonVirtueXx mwahahahaha

[immasupernerd]

it was really bothering me that u had a beard on only on side of ur face

[lizardgeekful]

OMG! YOUR SOOO HOT!

[johannaaight]

you look like an emo shane dawson :) that's a compliment by the way

[spaztic1dictionary]

Why do we care If it's "your" or "you're"? It's funny no matter how he puts it. But, that's just what I think. :)

[g00diegood]

Its ok I'm on my period too. :)))

[cannibal17sjw]

sooo am i the only one you thinks hes alooot like shane dawson.

[callmecrazybecoziam]

i see the majority of your subscribers as douchebags for subbing but not watching since you get less than half your subscribers' views. i mean ik every youtuber has a ratio for subscriber views they don't get in generally, but it's never usually this high! and your videos are AWE.SOME. they're missing out. but they're also d-bags.

[nesh116]

i like your sweater. :)

[MstrGamr23]

Matt u now have to make ur shake!!!!!!! btw congratz on 2k subs:D

[pharlap1234]

ARGH, THE SCIENCE!!!!!

[IWTRSlead]

I TOTALLY NEED TO GET THAT FOR MY FRIEND!!! O:

[Imspecail331]

You must use a lot of bottles of fake blood.

[Film4View]

AWESOME MATT... SO FUNNY!!!!

- JER "Canadian Filmmaker"

[MsColorhappy]

Facial hair is gross .-. I no like it

[nerdpwner3000]

i bet thats what dumbledore uses

[ShiorixDeidaraUn]

I loike almost shit my pants when he got all hairy. xD

[LOmaddieVE]

i don't like facial hair >.<

[BeautifulRinoa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MegaAnimeloverXD]

I think this beard crap is all to gay. The cool things now are rubber bands. You can get any dude with rubber bands

[valeriawthmoment]

Beardiod ha :D

[runescapesidemona]

LOLOL HOLD 1!!!

[Smithe777]

@runescapesidemona AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­AHHAAH

[CursedKazuya]

Young woman (21 year old man) you have a flaw in your deformity. That 'Pathetic Beard' mentioned at 0:15, however small it may be expresses the ability to grow facial hair.

[DaDisTroyer]

Your fukcing crazy

[blondiexx137]

Beardiod x]

[Jocelyn123rox]

grandpa pedofile sweater xD

[ErmaStrikesBack]

nice sweater.

[sweetsaneat]

i love the picture on the bottle

[evilxxevie]

you're so awsoome! started subscribing like.. three years ago? then i forgot and now i checked my subscriptions and find THIS?! ooooh happyface!

[kawaiichie]

lol you're so cute

[mmbb14P1]

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[mmbb14P1]

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[iluvlyoko]

Did your dye your hair?

[babywitheggs]

no facial hair is good!:D

[angelbutterflyanime]

i just started watching you and watched another vid noticing.....YOU HAVE A FUCKING WALL OF POCKY 8D i love pocky :3 best thing ever

[EstellinaEmmure]

Lmfao..oh god. --- Sent From mattg124's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[IAmBeccaBoo]

IS THIS THE PLEGG? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE PLEGG.

<3

[danyhobknocker]

Lol grandpa sweater.

[CiaraWithLinzixD]

hahaha xD

[Toddisboring]

I'm not one of those women

[LnAforce4]

Did anyone else notice when he wrote "unless your on your beardiod?" it's supposed to be "Your're"

[MattG124]

@LnAforce4 nopeeeeeee LOL

[RAWRo3oMONKEY]

@LnAforce4 who cares o.O???

[abeja1208]

@LnAforce4 It sould be "You're" not "Your're"

[MattG124]

@abeja1208 it should be YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[NovaGuardian985]

@MattG124 Shouldn't the first one be "you're" and the second one be "your"?

[Vulcanized]

@MattG124 penis

[TheStevenSurette]

@MattG124 DAMMIT EVERYONE! "Unless you're on your beardiod." There. >:C

[Olivelover]

@MattG124 It should be "spell check"

[PockyStarPokemon]

@MattG124 Actually, Matt, the first one should be "you're." You're is the contraction of you are. "Unless YOU ARE on your beardiod." but the second your is right.

love ya! :)

[m3erw]

@MattG124 It should be You're

[STATUSreality]

@MattG124 Grammar Nazi for the win.

[moonah777]

@MattG124 122 thumbs up??? O_o

[TheRosieShmosie]

@abeja1208 it should be "should" not "sould" ;P

[MrSleepyguy]

@abeja1208 @LnAforce4 Its your not you're or your're cause you're means you are.. and you cant say your are...

[moonah777]

@abeja1208 58 thumbs up??? O_o

[Tyrawithafive]

@LnAforce4 we're candian, we don't care. :D <3

[kcphipps1998]

@LnAforce4 You're a very uneducated person.

[xWonTonnx]

What liquid did you use for the instant beard?

[LDennisPlunket]

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Thanks

L.D.

[vanillatwilight82]

Dangers of using InstantBeard:

1) You might look like Bigfoot and get hunted down by crazies who never pay the rent.

2) You will most likely get some kind of disease.

3) Your skin might set on fire if you use hairspray.

4) Gorillas might be attracted to you.

And lastly, 5) People will call you stupid for using something that some strange, goodlooking 21-year-old man without a beard told you to use.

I am bipolar, and I approve this message.

[RikkiTikki559]

That sweater is sexy <3

[HopoTen]

"Only two or three squirts are necessary per day." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[jazzythetank]

This reminds me of my experience with "Nair" or "Veet" hair removal...

1.) You put on this stuff before you read the back of the bottle

2.) So it's on and you turn the bottle over when all of a sudden your legs feel like they are on FIRE

3.) You take it off because it is burning and you then realize you didnt keep it on for the recommended amount of time

4.) ALL OF THAT PAIN FOR NOTHING *cries*

5.) THOSE ARE HORRIBLE PRODUCTS SO USE A FREAKIN RAZOR

[starglare59801]

@MattG124 1 are you ok and 2 how did you get the blood was it like ravioli sauce or something

[alythegr8]

THE PLEG

[Julielovesulotz]

any one else think the picture looked like butt at 0:36

[matthew4892]

now thats a nice sweater

[Accapello]

hahaha "beardiod"

[oJUDAYALo]

0:38 who's face looks like that?

LMFAO

[bolekjen]

But facial hair is nasty anyway!!!!

[JulieNicoleSays]

my cousin needs this. hes like 25 n has nvr grown one peice of facial hair.

[bloodriotiori]

lulz were had sir...lulzzzz weeeree haaadddddddd

[kikikat95]

Hahahaha aw Mattttttttttttttttt you look so adorable with that sweater!:D

[hannahrockon]

what are you using for blood?

[SingerBeastlinezz]

eww he's drinking a Rockstar :P

[musicalshirts]

I think the view count froze. :(

[aboutashow]

@musicalshirts nah, it updates every know and then

[15firefighter15vfd]

ill take 5

[SarcasmBitch]

@TackLove I'd say Chester first. 

[SarcasmBitch]

I just lol'd my fuggin' arse off.

[thedawnofdusk]

not FOR YOUR GENITALS

[XTheGreatAwakeningX]

Idk what the hell just happened. But I just wan't a freakin poptart. X )

[yaxofossiad]

I bet that's what Hagrid uses..

[MrMysterio537]

@yaxofossiad he dosent look like his face is bleeding though

[yaxofossiad]

@MrMysterio537 fair point! Theres so much beard its hard to tell though, in all fairness..

[ZivvvF]

I need to learn not to eat while watching your videos...

[afiqah996]

594 likes, 6dislikes, 219 comments BUT 301 views. Wow,

[Uatemydoodle]

how much for 3 bottles?

[emoskeleanimal]

lol what an amazing product XD

[missezulalake]

What if you shave it off and it comes back in three seconds?0_0

[TheNightmaregrl101]

Has anyone else noticed that it says 301 views than says 572 likes and than 6 dislikes