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  • I love the third one lololol!

  • 2:45 is actually based on a real ninja (Ishikawa Goemon) who almost got a successful assassination on Oda Nobunaga by dripping poison into the dude's mouth while he slept.

  • Where's the Falcon Kick off the balcony?

  • @Atreadis You mean 3:11?

  • The last one is definitely worth watching.

  • 3:15-3:18 is the most fucced up shit to ever do. Now imagin right before he kiccs him he gets his attention in midflight lol :3

  • @GQSmoke Go to 0:17 on this video: /watch?v=HMlu7ZleclI&feature=g­-vrec&context=G24a5f39RVAAAAAA­AAAQ.

  • @hazzab123 I know I've seen it waay before I watched this whole video lol love the shogun's chuccle while watching the ninja hit the ground. Ninja shouldn't even tried the kicc he shoulda grabbed him then threw him off lol all well >XD

  • I saw the fails of all of those assassinations lol.

  • i like the fails more

  • and they call faggot ass naruto a ninja he has done not 1 thing that says ninja

  • @GQSmoke shurikens,kunais do some research u fool

  • @nightname6 dummy just cuz you have a shriken or kunai doesn't mean you are a ninja........hell I have 3 shurikens and that doesn't mean I'm a ninja you fool DO SOME RESEARCH

  • @GQSmoke Are you really that stupid they use kunais and shurikens as weapons they were invented by the japanese mostly used by people like ninjas, shurikens are the iconic ninja weapon. Everyone knows that, the clothes they wear symbolizes ninja, u need to watch the show before anything

  • @nightname6 I've seen that horrible show and like I said just cuz you have shurikens and kunais doesn't mean your a ninja, they aren't dressed like ninjas they dressed like like having a crises between looking like little kids wearing urban clothes and a jacket that suppose to be like army uniform matter a fact they don't DO anything ninjas do. Ninjas spy, assassinate, steal, ambush and get intelligence THEY DO NON OF THAT! All they do is get in half ass fights doin sign gestures

  • @nightname6 Ninjas don't do anything that Naruto does (THANK GOD) soooo STUPID if you seen that gay ass show you'd know that much and I've seen both seasons and they still the same so you can't say they do. It's pointless talking to you you just a naruto fanboy that doesn't accept the obvious so I recommend you look up ninjas/shinobes and actually read wat they do......hell you could just look at this video and see wat ninjas really do

  • @GQSmoke They do ambush,spy,steal and gain intelligence. They dont all do hand signs people get your facts right.

  • @GQSmoke and you should actually know what the word ninja means, it means a person skilled in ninjutsu, hand to hand combat/martial arts. Everyone in naruto relies on ninjutsu, yes they have long range attacks but everyone uses ninjutsu..this video is the sterotypical version of a ninja. No one said they had to be stealthy and often assassinate.

  • @nightname6 You DO realize 'Ninja' is just Japanese for spy... Right?

  • @LBRofWu well its not exactly, it usually means good at ninjutsu

  • @nightname6 Now I really won't reply bacc to you you are a idiot ninjitsu/ninjutsu means literally "The Art of Stealth" but that name is relatively new cuz when Ninjas were hear they never had a name for their style of warfare as a whole. Stereotypical ninjas really dressed like that at night but instead of blacc they dressed in dark blue or as watever farmers, peasants a bush ect to do their job

  • @nightname6 They do not do Ninjitsu on Naruto it's a wanna-be draon ball z and bleach they guy that made the show even admitted it. BTW long range fantasy moves doesn't make them ninjas nice try though............

  • @GQSmoke I never said long range fantasy moves make them ninjas, every character in naruto uses ninjutsu, your just denying the truth. look up "rock lee" or "guy" for naruto they use ninjutsu especially. Master at ninjutsus tbh, therefore they are ninjas.

  • @nightname6 I wasn't gonna reply bacc but if you watch the show they display "TAIJUTSU" which is short for hand to hand combat if I remember correctly that is totally different from ninjutsu fo besides big eyes and is gay master is fighting like they know kung fu I should know. They have no real long range moves or weapons other the shurikens that's why I said the fantasy moves. The show is gay, naruto is gay ther don't do wat ninjas do just get over it and stop bein such a fanboy

  • @GQSmoke im not being a fanboy, yes i like naruto but all im doing is arguing against ur statement. Im not trying to prove naruto is the best anime.

  • @nightname6 Nothin to argue about they don't do ninja shit on there, all I'ma say is look up ninjitsu/ninjutsu on the internet and you'll see why I said the little loud mouth isn't a ninja............

  • @GQSmoke Nice arguing with u, hope to see u again soon :3

  • @nightname6 wasn't arguing........can't argue somethin not arguable :3

  • I like the spartan kick assassination

  • 2:40 James Bond anyone?

  • Shogun 2: Total war chuck norris breathing assassinations compilation

  • Why can I see the ninja? Oh wait, never-mind. The camera is using spytech super-lens 3000, it has the ability to let you see ninjas. Neat!

  • 4:55 not gonna lie, that was bad ass, too bad he fell for the ceramic grenade

  • I hate it when the top comments are replies from months ago.

  • These guards are really bad at what they do.

  • why the hell is there a Scottish flag on the doors!!

  • This isn't real, i could see the ninja

  • 4:28 This is one of those " wait for it...wait for it..." moments :D

  • conveniently placed trees FTW!!

  • @MJNuttaaz811 no conveniently placed humans

  • They should make another tenchu game

  • 3:34 Tough situation.

    3:38 Oh derp.

  • AC: Japan!! Make it happen, Ubisoft!

  • Ezio can learn something from this.

  • @acdcgame nah man ezio is already a badass and well trained

  • @starcraft697 All Ezio does is SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

  • Ninja poison is so powerful you don't even have time to swallow it!

  • After watching the "fail" videos, I can't help but laugh every time I view an assassination and think of the corresponding failure.

  • Assassin's Creed memories at 1:46

  • @Trybut3

    This particular climing scene was already in the first shogun game which was some years agoo, before any assassin's creed games time.

  • @BatkoMahnovets yes but since i haven't played the first Shogun yet so the first thing that came to my mind was AC

  • 4 ppl failed assasination attempts

  • 2:32 propably the sneakiest thing ever.

  • 4 shoguns have disliked

  • Portrays targey wounded me whhhhhhaaaaaattrtt

  • useless sheet walls

  • 3:17 Judo Ninja kick!

  • the flash grenades where suplyed by eourpen counterys

  • ...little did you know, he was only wounded and he'll be back in only a few turns.

  • 5:05 FLASH OUT

  • 1:40 Hey man our shogun just died!

    I know! so lets just look and complain about it....

  • 4:44 - 4:48.......How is that possible?

  • @MrCouchmen He's not looking thus is invisible... nah... i guess because the samurai isn't looking and the ninja isnt making any noise like breathing, he didnt notice.

  • @MrCouchmen The guard was looking the other way, and the ninja stayed perfectly still, since human eyes are attracted to movement. Basicly, the ninja was lucky

  • the image of a ninja clad in black garbs is prevalent in popular media, there is no written evidence for such a costume it was much more common for the ninja to be disguised as civilians The popular notion of black clothing is likely an artistic convention ninja were shown to be dressed in black in order to portray a sense of invisibility. This convention was an idea taken from the puppet handlers who dressed in total black in an effort to simulate props moving independently of their controls

  • not very silent for a ninja

  • That last one has some tension the first time you see it lol

  • thats one baddas ninja 0-0

  • my guess is that the "flash grenade" was a weak bomb containing metsubishi blinding powder. Once thrown, the bomb would shower the vicinity with sawdust, pepper powder and coal dust. If you were unfortunate enough to have your eyes open, you would be virtually blinded for the following 8 hours.

  • look at 1;30

  • wow that poison drop move can totally pwn the assassins creed guy

  • 3:14

    FALCON KICK!

  • 3:15

    Epic!

  • 3:15 ROTF

  • Soooooo epic (lat kill :D)

  • how the fuck is that a complication he killed who he intended to

  • @xXLIAMxTHExNINJAXx it aint a fail compilation :P

  • @xXLIAMxTHExNINJAXx If you read it right, it says Compilation. Which means a collection of assassinations.

  • 4:55 no doubt the best assassination on the game

  • Still not as epic as being poisoned by your own snake or getting stabbed by your own knife.

  • what kind of poisen is that? venom?

  • 4:38 lol spider since

  • assassin's creed 3!

  • 0:50 does it get cloudy every time you kill him? I guess the weather forecast would be easy... "today there's roomers a ninja is lurking around, therefore high chance of clouds."

  • @ 4:48 he's like ....i'm but a painting...

  • 3:42 As if that didnt wake him up!

  • 1:50 spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spiderpig does

  • 3 guys faild with the assassinationXD

  • the first one was beautiful

  • 4:20 the guys with him are so stupid

  • 3:36, i woulda killed him,

  • this guy knows how to use his ninja

  • ha i always love the kick over balcony one. even if the assassin fails. thats really funny

  • When did Altair go to Japan?

  • Is this game better than other games like other total war, tropico 3 ,grand ages rome etc.

  • @MrTonychester i dont think so, mainly smoke an poison bombs but they did have gunpowder

  • @MrTonychester Gun powder and powdered magnesium metal probably.

  • @MrTonychester Flash powder with a high magnesium content, it won't explode when it goes off but it will make a thump sound. Japan is where grenades began.

  • @MrTonychester they had them back then lol

  • @MrTonychester Yes!

  • @MrTonychester That's called firework. China have firework the first in the world

  • @MrTonychester Actually, yes. Gunpowder came over quite soon, so it was used often for that as well as signals.

  • @MrTonychester Surprise, they also have smoke bomb, fire grenades, and tons of cool stuffs

  • @MrTonychester ...yes, they have'd...

  • @MrTonychester It's made with gunpowder. Chinese alchemists created gunpowder in the 9th century and started using cannons, rockets, and grenades in warfare by the 12th century. I'm sure Japan would have caught on with China's creations by the 16th century.

  • metsubushi

  • @MrTonychester Grenades of magnesium yes =d

  • @MrTonychester black egg?

  • @MrTonychester Yep.

  • @MrTonychester

    Yeah, google it. 

  • @MrTonychester They did have those back then, more of a black powder pellet than anything

  • Your Ninja can kill someone for good, and it depends on the individual ninja's own skills and your clan's bonus + chi arts development. I had a highly skilled one that was extremely deadly that I sent ahead of my armies to kill important generals / daimyo.

    He got good enough that his strategic map model and 3d portrait showed him with a badass horned oni (demon) mask.

  • every time my ninja doesn't fail the assasination it says that the target was wounded but not killed

    does the ninja EVER really kill the target? for example i got the poisoning cinematic but the target was only wounded!

  • lol a ninja who poisoned some one

  • No blood?

  • EPIC!!!

  • The last one was pretty badass!

  • 3:35 rofl XD

  • 1:35 japaneese, meaning "WTF?!"

  • a ninja can destroy a clan...

  • Ninja win!!!

  • Can someone tell me one serial key pls ? :(

    nice video btw

  • Sam Fishers got nothing on these guys...

  • Did they really have flash grenades (not really a flashBANG) back then?

  • @Durr0694 yes, but Ninjas use that to escape, not for weapon to attck actually, since it pretty big, pretty much like Smoke Bomb

  • @Mafiafro I'm a pirate ninja.

  • Lol the last one is the best!

    LIKE A (ninja) BOSS

  • LoL ninja will kill samurai with katana.. :D:D:D these guys are funny.:D:D

  • @commandosserftw  i think it was a tanto but i cuold be a katana too

  • ninjas are cowards :P

  • @JaSamZaljubljen They arent coward, dishonor act maybe, some Ninjas crazy enough to act like suicide bomber in the past to kill their or fullfill their objective, they actually have pretty much honour for not retreating. They would rather die than dishonour their ninja clan name, the penalty for failing also heavyu for ninjas.

  • I bet there are a bunch of ninjas watching this video. HELLO! :D

  • Assassin creed Ninja :))

  • this dude just went ham!

  • 5:05 - flashbang 

  • Makes me think of Assassin's creed in asia :P

  • Ok how did those generals not see a blade on the other general's neck?

  • @lovatojonasfan1 weapon used by ninjas actually shorter type katana (kodachi or something like that), also he hit the general from certain direction, with the range and length the katana not push through

  • @Arrakhis No it was called a "ninjato"- or ninja sword.

  • @aa3gunner I think u mean shibobigatana whichj actually pretty a genre of Ninja katana, ninjato is hollywood made up

  • @aa3gunner no it was a kodachi.

  • dude that guy coast a furchen

  • blah blah talking oh just got killed by a ninja

  • Ok i give props to the last guy.

    

  • 0:21 scottish in japan?

  • Sometimes i wonder.. I stab them in their sleep or slice their throat during my assassinations.. and it stil only ends up as horribly wounding my target instead of killing him...

  • they probally curse about their bodyguards before their deaths,

  • The guy at the end was pretty badass.

  • I feel sorry for the guy at 3:38.

  • yes! 4:25 is sooo epic! evil spiderman!

  • @kragey I agree

  • 4:48 -- Clearly these guys need to hire some better help...

  • HONORABRU DISPRAY

  • These cinematics are very soothing and entertaining at the same time! Quiet, summer cricket background music, quiet stealth, and more creates the perfect calming down factor! I recommend this to anyone frustrated or tense who wants to blow off steam!

  • HAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT 2:31 I Taught he was pissing on his food

  • metsukes and priest don't have a video ???????

  • Guard fail at 4:46.

  • Admirabru dispray

  • 0:35 Asian Sub Zero

  • @Matto623

    But Sub-Zero IS Japanese!

  • @FlyingTheDutchman

    no no, sub-zero 1st and 2nd are Chinese.

    scorpion is Japanese.

  • 0:22.. Scottish flag!

  • Ezio taught these ninjas.

  • 5:03 FLASH OUT!

  • Lol leg hug

  • it would have been even more epic if there was blood.

  • 4:46 You're not very good at your job are you watchman?

  • 0:20 house of the scottish samurai

  • @jonaslarsenninja Samurai highlanders? were fucked!

  • What is that object the guy was holding at the 5:00 mark?