NO NO NOOO ITS A SMALL BOAT ten he goes on to a killing rampage n he said he couldnt have a litte ugly own burrito to that black guy all he wanted was a chimmey chonga
i died on :tke on of these big breads,n dne wit wht a bag full of squirts???wen i mke a burrrrritto,n all his hand ovements,n wen he pushes tht guy,the bastard child food so much mre
Take it from a mexican...taco bell sucks!!!!!! i need to eat there in an airport taco bell and it was the most terrible "mexican" food i have ever eaten...BURN DOWN TACO BELL, EAT REAL MEXICAN FOOD.
i know because one time i really asked some one at a taco bell if they knew what a chalupa was they thaught it was a taco i told them it is a small boat
@Cazamarcianos Take it from an American, we love Taco Bell and especially the drive thru because we don't have time to sit down to real Mexican food because were to busy making money to pay taxes to support your freeking illeagal asses!
It's called comedy doucheo bago , do you have that in Mexico?
haha man, i work at a taco bell and i gotta say, this guy's my hero. haha veeery funny with the caulking guns. i will say that's how we get our sour cream and guacamole (and its called guacamole not "guac" jackasses) but everything else is from a box from the freezer.
The lesson is: Do not let people from mexico who cooks mexican food to the pure truth of the food see the menu and cook at Taco Bell (I am not being racist) for they will practically destroy the place.
lol, mad tv isn't funnier than SNL, mad tv as a whole isn't that great at all. but once in a while, they have sketches like these that make the show awesome. this is the funniest skit ive ever seen hahahahahhahahh !
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epicjose 4 months ago
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epicjose 4 months ago
a bag full of squrits
babylicious404 6 months ago
I used to work in a mall near the food court, and we called it "Taco Hell".
LaDracul 7 months ago
"Jorje stop.. They're gonna take it out of your pay?" Loool.. Never mind the fact he just killed someone haha
liyah7901 7 months ago
God I love this clip. Such latin passion. I can feel it!
ShawnD1 9 months ago
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Paintinprettypicture 10 months ago
Personally, I prefer Taco John's for my mexican fast food.
angelfox123456 10 months ago
Taco Bell is purely American hahaha, with slight mexican overtones.
RequiemofXavier 1 year ago
i started laffin when she sed take one of these big breads....i couldnt stop laffin after tht :)
3597viw 1 year ago
cheese on Mexican yesus lol
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
LMFAO... "the rapeing menu" .... lol
Helion231 1 year ago
I'm reminded of Danny Trejo from Desperado when Jorge throws the knives.
dvdvelez 1 year ago
NO NO NOOO ITS A SMALL BOAT ten he goes on to a killing rampage n he said he couldnt have a litte ugly own burrito to that black guy all he wanted was a chimmey chonga
blackandvioletroses 1 year ago
whats the song called while hes talking?
apocolyps755 1 year ago
@apocolyps755 I dunno... but it´s not even mexican, it´s from spain ........
ematarrita3 1 year ago
ok....let me tell you my story.....i got herpies..THE END
datchick360 1 year ago
A BURRRRRRRRRRRITO
DustBloodV2 1 year ago
AT THE BEGGINING"I was born in this small town called EL-Toilet",i took all my savings....40 million pesos,I got this hairnet"
*i got herpies da end*ahahhah how hilarious madtv vids are
redthorn14 1 year ago
Sure real mexican food is better then taco bell, but it doesnt mean its shit, i still love taco bell.
cooldude3001 1 year ago
The Mexican guy went Berserk mode xD
Chemicgen1 1 year ago
"are you here to play with toy´s?" hey hey i just want a tacoritto *slap* TACORITTO? TACORITTO? thats so funny shit xD
Sepilein1 1 year ago
hehe i got herpes the aiend
warfighter186 2 years ago
i died on :tke on of these big breads,n dne wit wht a bag full of squirts???wen i mke a burrrrritto,n all his hand ovements,n wen he pushes tht guy,the bastard child food so much mre
ImjustTAYLORmade 2 years ago
lol 14 million pesos actually equals a little over 1 million dollars
frankenstein1035 2 years ago
Emilily pull the stick out of your ass, this was all in fun. Nobody's accent has to be spot on.
saranwinter 2 years ago 2
squirt of napkins hahahha
Balkance 2 years ago
*giggles* squrits
therockmannumber1 2 years ago
done whit what a bag full of squirts lol
trmpt35 2 years ago
Take it from a mexican...taco bell sucks!!!!!! i need to eat there in an airport taco bell and it was the most terrible "mexican" food i have ever eaten...BURN DOWN TACO BELL, EAT REAL MEXICAN FOOD.
FYI: 40 MILLION PESOS IS 3 MILLION USD.
Cazamarcianos 2 years ago 20
i know because one time i really asked some one at a taco bell if they knew what a chalupa was they thaught it was a taco i told them it is a small boat
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BobbieandSteveDooley 1 year ago
@Cazamarcianos Take it from an American, we love Taco Bell and especially the drive thru because we don't have time to sit down to real Mexican food because were to busy making money to pay taxes to support your freeking illeagal asses!
It's called comedy doucheo bago , do you have that in Mexico?
BobbieandSteveDooley 1 year ago
@Cazamarcianos redneck got angry?
Cazamarcianos 1 year ago
'Sanctity of the Taco and Purity of the Burrito'? XD Gotta' love the writer's who come up with this stuff.
UsurperDunamis 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
he can't even do a mexican accent. they could've picked someone soooooooooooo much better for this skit.
the woman however is amazing :D
Emilily 2 years ago
holy shit so what
rigftachil 2 years ago
no...No....NOOOOO!!!!
LMAO!
CharasmaticCryptic 2 years ago
everyone subscribe to me please and if yu love madtv yu will becuz soon we will put up vids related to madtv
Theblogproduction 2 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHA el toilet
eyesofmymind07 2 years ago
a bag full of squirts!! LOL i can't stop laughing!
mewichigothe1st 2 years ago 2
2:23 sooooo true
Oh, and burritos are not mexican, they're tex mex; HUGE difference
MoxieRebelSweets 2 years ago
hes pushing buttons on the microwave to make it look like he working so she dosen't yell at him
MrTheone77 2 years ago
I dont get the microwave part and this one just sucked. I didnt laugh once
pencilman2211 2 years ago
i dont get the microwave part ???
michael10972 2 years ago
Not funny, racist
rodroaffhal 2 years ago
I luv that actor haha lol!
BioShockGTA85 2 years ago
haha man, i work at a taco bell and i gotta say, this guy's my hero. haha veeery funny with the caulking guns. i will say that's how we get our sour cream and guacamole (and its called guacamole not "guac" jackasses) but everything else is from a box from the freezer.
1more4carhur 2 years ago
LMAO he slapped the guy ! xDD
SilverFin3 2 years ago
This is sooo funny! That hand gesture he does is priceless!!!
LiiTeBriiTe055 2 years ago
BuRRRRRRRRRito.
I can't do it, Keegan is so awesome. Dx
BunniBunny 2 years ago
racist mad tv
thedayitriedtodie 2 years ago
The lesson is: Do not let people from mexico who cooks mexican food to the pure truth of the food see the menu and cook at Taco Bell (I am not being racist) for they will practically destroy the place.
TheOneInTheFields 2 years ago
Actually 40 million pesos is worth over 2 million dollars, so he should be able to afford more than a hair net.
YoungTeufelhunden 2 years ago 2
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cinemaxhorror 2 years ago
actually 40 million pesos its about 3 million dollar, but its a comic sketch.
cinemaxhorror 2 years ago 13
Yeah, but I thought it was just something fun to point out ;)
YoungTeufelhunden 2 years ago
Well, unless someone ripped him off, and sold him the hair net for 40 million pesos :S
YoungTeufelhunden 2 years ago
@cinemaxhorror actually its about $3,000 dumb ass
1016cookiemonster 1 year ago
@1016cookiemonster Im mexican DUMBASS i think i know the value of my own money.
cinemaxhorror 1 year ago
@cinemaxhorror wow!! thats very very far off from what they said in this sketch
ReggaeZal 1 year ago
would somebody else like to order something off the RAPING menu? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA.
i can't take this! OMG. super effing funnyyy
dwilivia 2 years ago
♥ loved it
yugoslav101 2 years ago 2
this guy needs to settle down before he drops a nut ♥
rockerjunk6 2 years ago
this is so true hahaha
el5pk 2 years ago
"Then we make love near the dough"
LMFAO
sammyslamdunk 2 years ago
I heard TOMATO!
12fig 2 years ago
What did the lady say that made him throw a knife?
cinatwists?
MrKevstro 2 years ago
Tacorrrrito?! xD
x37v1990 2 years ago 2
1:29! lol
fedemonti94 2 years ago
keegan-michael key
whooaah 2 years ago
love his face when hes screaming It is a SMALL BOAT!
Darknessfillsmysoul 2 years ago 2
THIS SKIT CHANGED MY LIFE
ZoeeShalom 2 years ago 2
what is his name ?
1991Mullen 2 years ago
FERNANDOOOOOO~
aznshadowninja 2 years ago
no no no :) i got it now the characters name is Jorge
Greetings from Germany
1991Mullen 2 years ago
Haha, i know, but Fernando would fit quite well :D
Greeting from America!
aznshadowninja 2 years ago
LOOL!
A chalupa is a small BOAT! XDDD OMFG I dunno how many times i repeated that part
xEternalXRequiemx 2 years ago
i was born in a small town called El Toilet..........LOLOLOLOL!!
TILAgal 2 years ago
toilette
NegativeNanase 2 years ago
i just want a taco-rito... SLAP!
rockdragon3 3 years ago
ahahhahah lol this is some funny shit
oscarking1 3 years ago 2
funniest shit ever
15Volcom19 3 years ago
6:10 lol
jm0823 3 years ago
lmfao 6:19-6:23 gets me every time.
CRiMS0NxSKY 3 years ago
lolol
megataylor 3 years ago
i dont understand the finger thing, and im latino :P
714mike 3 years ago 5
No no NOOOO
omarendon7 3 years ago
love it! i love taco bell though, i don't care if its shit in a bottle, its fucking delicious.
FierySockHat 3 years ago
"i was born in a small town called El Toilet" lmfao
smayproductions 3 years ago
i love madtv and taco bell probably really makes tacos like that
LuvRband4e 3 years ago
Gotta Love MAD tv!!!!!
spycee8tyfour 3 years ago
lol, mad tv isn't funnier than SNL, mad tv as a whole isn't that great at all. but once in a while, they have sketches like these that make the show awesome. this is the funniest skit ive ever seen hahahahahhahahh !
rohaniscool 3 years ago
mad tv is much more funnier than snl
SymAmineC8H11N 3 years ago 2
lolzzz
FlowerAlie 3 years ago
So awesome ,Madtv rules .. .
MarvelVulcan 3 years ago 2