John Carpenter's Christine (1983) - Part 3

[MRJ12744]

I wanna get a car like Christine, Just so i can freak all my friends the fuck out :D

[TheNiLLSeeYouinHELL]

TERRIFIC MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

[sglider]

You can't polish a turd!

[AUG351]

@sglider Actually I think the Mythbusters proved you could :)

[350chevymarky]

for real what the fuck is this shit.. they took out the part where he grabs his dad up..

[meflove]

Of all the movies that hollywood remakes THIS one TRULY needs to be remade. This movie is TOTAL sh#t compared to the book. Even if you haven't read the book it would still be a crap movie.

[tall32guy]

That's sad how he said "For the first time in my life I've found something uglier than me!" I can relate to that, being nerdy, different, and made fun of almost constantly all my school years.

[22centman36]

@tall32guy back in the 80's if you were a nerd, smart, goal oriented, and driven the ridicule was even worse. I'm a nerd, always have been, but I'm also a bodybuilder so when tough guys get in my way, they find out soon that I'm not to be messed with. I'm on the chess club, I've written two scifi novels, I do animation. And I am proud to wear glasses. and before I forget, I lvoe japanese animation.

[tall32guy]

@22centman36 I don't think it is has anything to do with the 80's. Kids have always been terrible to other kids who were different or had something they could pick on. 80's or not. LOL Nerds have always been picked on I think, even back before the word "nerd" was even heard of.....

[TheGodParticle]

Shut your piehole, darnell rocks.

[RetroGirl85]

well dont think about it too long.. i'll throw you out on your fucken ass!!! lmao darnell rocks

[sauxenoy]

01:00 that is the sound of American Muscle, baby. What a cool car.

[phkit]

@ 2:14..... i think he just needs a head gasket and a fresh coat of paint.....ha...I LOVE this flick "don't interrupt me punk"

[ChoolGuys]

@SuperJhardy got taken down by dumb youtube

[bigbiscuit100]

you can't polish a turd.

[CEOkiller]

@bigbiscuit100 watch it, shitter!

[Myytmovies]

@SuperJhardy it was attacked by the copyright nazis

[multibutsecksify]

acting was so much better back then

[MyLittlePimp11]

i love denise face at 0:06 it makes me laugh!! :)

[TheZr1chevy]

screw copyright.

u nknow how long i looked 4 this movie........shit

[Leatherbubba]

Why is Arnie's dad John Stossel?

[tall32guy]

@Leatherbubba He sure looks like him doesn't he?! I always thought that too! LOL

[SuperBettyboop40]

it sucks that I can't watch the rest of movie

[tninbredretard]

WHY DOESN'T PART 2 SAY CUNTINGHAM?

[Raincitywarrior]

arnie played in JAWS 2 

[shawnal11]

Christine La macchina infernale parte 1-7...15 min each

[shawnal11]

its crazy...they got 1,3,and 8 on here....but they have the whole movie on youtube in spanish..wtf

[NativeSpencer117]

The old guy is a jerk!

[vector6977]

Hell with Christine, give me that Midnight Blue '69 Charger!

[SpookyBonesworth]

Id like to see part 2

[TigerMeet2142]

@SuperJhardy part 2 is disabled after complaints

[hjb103055]

@TigerMeet2142 What kind of complaints and from who?

[MrArnoldCunningham]

I digg Darnell.



[Smigjo]

Alot different from the book...Arnie looks nerdy, but he ain't got the bad complexion of the book.

[mutanTV131]

EVEN PART 4 is Copyrighted wow

[mutanTV131]

@SuperJhardy i went to this person's playlist and it said "this video contains copyright" BULLSHIT right!!!

[timpriddy73]

SIDE MARKERS WORK.................

[twistedyogert]

Sounds like Christine only fires on two cylinders.

[betergigech]

that fuking granny is the ugliest ever seen in my life

[vodkagal28]

@SuperJhardy Copyright,it got taken down.



[twistedyogert]

@theMissJackson101 In the book Christine ran over the kid's dad.

[joethulhuz]

@twistedyogert Actually he asphyxiated inside it, and the police covered it up as an accidental running over.

[tirckyspeed]

@SuperJhardy

it was removed

[Raincitywarrior]

u are not keeping any car at this house this bitch is demented

[willsco76]

Bwahahahahaha....Mechanical Asshole.

[elr456]

Stupid Sony blocked Part 2.

[gforce4all]

"well don't think about it too long or I'll throw ya out on your fuckin ass!!"

[losercust]

that darnell should get an oscar for this movie!! lol he's great.

[vgchris1]

@DevastionFilms why is mrceebees calling Arny's mom a milf?

[carlos93521]

maneiro eu sou de  maria da graça rj

kkkkkk brazil

[carlos93521]

maneiro eu sou de maria da graça  rj

kkkkkk

[Kelly14UK]

Thanks for being natural born arseholes Sony.

[underwater97]

can someone tell me what is a milf.

[Chieftec160]

@underwater97 MILF (slang), an acronym for "Mother/Mom I'd Like to Fuck"

[usdmarket]

at 1:32 the headlights on the charger hiding <33

[zxcv1175]

you can't polish a turd lol

[zeroswings2]

@zxcv1175 actually he's wrong... you CAN!! Mythbusters proved it!! LOL

[PeepsRock309]

I feel sad 4 arnie.

[Quidasha140]

Arnie is so adroable!

[80haro]

dont think you got the golden key to the crapper. the junkyard guy rules!!!!

[Archigraphi]

The dubbing in french for "You can't polish a turd" => Avec de la merde on peut faire que de la merde ! Retranslate = "With shit you can only make shit" !

WTF !!??? I prefer US version !

[theratfarmer]

stephen king is one of the best writers, ever.

[WriterAtHeart21]

Just finished reading Christine for a second time, awesome book! I can honestly say it's one of my favorites I've ever read. :)

[2phillyjay2]

"mechanical asshole", LMAO............... CLASSIC movie, 2 dumbasses needed to be run over by Christine...

[singergirl641]

lalala

[singergirl641]

thanks for the milk 

[Raincitywarrior]

@singergirl641 YW

[027220]

@orgasmicide2 That's what I said.

[fucheduck]

put a potato up her ass, she'll behave.-I love that trick even if you don't, they'll always worry.

[retroolschool]

2 people who watched this up to now arent car guys, or hate horror movies.

[DeutscheRossiya]

@retroolschool or plain shitters,I am a lady Love freaking cars,love horror films those who dislike this are shitters

[027220]

@orgasmicide2 Widescreen does mean whole view.

[cellphonesrock76]

OMG THATS EPIC. DON'T RUN THAT MECHANICAL ........

[TwoMunchuTwo]

The old garage rat Will Darnell (Robert Prosky) is absolutely gorgeous!!!! Had me in tears of laughter. What a performance!

[027220]

4:27 Darnell looks like a 'bum.'

[027220]

4:21 Thanks for flipping him the bird, Dennis.

[027220]

:43 I 'hate' her.

[losbanosmonkey]

ARNOLDS homie is brian o connor lmao.

[prosteelheader]

i love will darnel!!! and arnies mom really needs it in the ass!!!

[mamma816]

the guy with the glasses looks just like Buddy Holly. He was the man for the movie buddy holly story.

great

[TURBODORK2]

the actress who plays arnies mum is called( Christine)

[thenamestab]

if the movie is anything like the book basically in part 2 arnie saw christine and is decided to buy her but now since years have passed shes pretty much a piece of crap and the owner of her is supposted to be an old man wearing a back brace.

[Fleursdelily]

part two? D:

[TheDemko6]

Book is better

[bbutters2]

I think Darnell is referring to the original owner of the car (LaBay) when he says he knew a guy who owned a car like that who killed himself and that he was so mean you could have poured boiling water down his throat and he would have pissed ice cubes.

Am I right?

[bbutters2]

Arnie's mom is the absolute worst kind of mother, detrimental to a child's development is what she is.

[parttimelaver]

@bbutters2 yip. selfish parent. although as i've got oldr i've realised that all parents are pretty selfish to some degree. the cncept of starting a family is selfish in itself. it's all about status and image, and hgaving someone to look after you when you're older.

[stilltainted922]

@bbutters2 anyone who doesn't let their kid play "fellatio" as a Scrabble hand is a total bitch

[pullmyniblets]

dont think about it to long ill throw u out on your fucken ass

[bubba2301]

i think chistine has a slight miss and oil leak

[frank1es1]

Her mom changed her tune when he told her to get bent later

[59w200]

The ironic part is the actress who played Mrs Cunnigham is named Christine Belford. She was hot in her day and probably still is today. Just saying.

[DrivingBandit]

"Mechanical Asshole" bahahahaha

[TheThomasf99]

like i say you can't polish a turd man! that car ugly piece of shit i like musle cars but that thing is ugly...

[cheech1541]

Is it me or is Arny kind of good looking without the specs

[TheThomasf99]

wat a ugly fucking car man!

[thekenniewitch]

@TheThomasf99 You are probably not from the era when cars were made with styling, unlike todays pieces of crap made from cheap junk. These type of cars had styling, chrome, real leather interiors to match the exterior and you could survive a T-Bone accident by some creep going 70 mph in a 40 mph zone. I know, I did.Now all new vehicles are made with a dull gray interior. I hate it.

[twistedyogert]

@thekenniewitch yes, my mom's new car was a 2009 and it came in red,white,and 6 types of grey.

[Jeffluvs80s]

@thekenniewitch Shutchour pie hole...

[DodgeMan360]

@thekenniewitch cars are made to get from A to B now, some attempts are better then others, the new Challengers are a step in the right direction, but still not quite what they once were. Cars were designed and built with alot of pride and passion back then. No longer im afraid.

[sparkhead42]

@DodgeMan360 I agree with thekenniewitch dodges greater cars are the old one and i to have a soft spot for the old cars especially the 1985 50 custom power ram

[kkthekitty]

NERD'S REVENGE ON EVERYONE!!!

[foodeater398]

mechanical asshole...creative

[thekenniewitch]

Arnie finally found something that he cared enough to fight about. That is always a big shock to parents when that happens. It isn't the car's fault. It i8s just their son asserting some independence for the first time.

[thekenniewitch]

There was a part in the movie where Arnie was driving the car home and he was stopped in front of a house and a woman came out and yelled at him.

[cardboardboxeater]

@thekenniewitch That bit was in the novel - it never got put into the film. Shame, would've made a good scene.

[MrShcotty2010]

I wish they added the part that was in the book where he had put a deposit down on the car and whene he went to get the car in wasnt in the yard anymore.

[NoLongerFooled]

Smoker woman.......make that tar lung woman. 

[Irishflyboy255]

5:19 Woah! Ho Yay readings are off the scale here!

[bazd331]

arnie's mother is jason vorhees mother, I think

[mrceebees14]

@bazd331 That is what it looks like.

[hardToSignUpHere]

the garage guy is a legend!

[daniel36457]

i want your pussy

[TheNwalters0]

i think arny's mom and the old guy should get together lol

[jamesellis33]

@TheNwalters0 thats a good one xD

[myelite100]

fucking awsome

[radiohead38]

The best line is Death to the shitters of 1979

[sweetdeal68]

"Look. I know you ain't exactly got money falling out your asshole" hahahaha Awesome line!

[mrceebees14]

@DirtCheap That is just a front, in bed they are sluts.

[mrceebees14]

Arny's Mother is a milf.

[DevastationFilms]

@mrceebees14 That is disgusting.

[mrceebees14]

@DevastationFilms It's a matter of choice.

I am sure I would not be interested in her now, she is 27 years older.

[Deusrexmachina]

@DevastationFilms LMAO!!!!

[SideburnsMoustache]

@DevastationFilms Oh No, he's right.

[slowscort]

@DevastationFilms She's so mean because her husband isn't giving her dick i don't blame him lol

[hardToSignUpHere]

@mrceebees14 i like

[swanseajackthe3rd]

@mrceebees14 Whaaaat ?!?! Arnies mother a milf ??? No way known :S

[mrceebees14]

@swanseajackthe3rd I haven't looked it up, but I would SWEAR she was the actress who played Jason Vorhees' Mother in the First "Friday the 13th."

[marcellogobbi]

@mrceebees14 She was worse in the book. But yeah, she's a bitch.

[jon14t]

@mrceebees14 i bet shed be rough in bed ;P

[parttimelaver]

@mrceebees14 milf. yeah. i'm into milfs at the minute.

[gunny426plymouth]

@mrceebees14 milf? what kinda fuckin are you into?

[mrceebees14]

@gunny426plymouth  Older women? Ever heard of it?

[gunny426plymouth]

@mrceebees14 i know what it is bright one but her ewww she looks like a whips an chains type

[mrceebees14]

@gunny426plymouth Then why did you ask idiot? 22 other people understood and 22 other people agree that she is a milf.

[gunny426plymouth]

@mrceebees14 dude what do i not understand i just cant understand you bud and the other 22 cus well she aint my type capice?

[mrceebees14]

@gunny426plymouth It's ignorant on your part, but I understand, we all have different tastes. And the number is 23 now ; )

[boosh56]

@mrceebees14 2 rite she is.she was in an episode of magnum pi.a horse kidnapp.she looks younger.

[elr456]

@mrceebees14 You're not the only one who thinks so. She needs a good pounding. hahaha

[mrceebees14]

@elr456 Amen to that brutha.

[dragonston9]

"those men over there are smoking you better tell em to stop.

"

[OMFGdudesitsMarie]

Arnie's sexy when he's angry XD

[SuperRobbie1976]

you know peppen you can't polish a turd. hahaha

[TheBeatles433]

2 people are just jealous that the dis-like buttion is bigger than thier dicks. ;]

[fightingwolf18]

His mom's a real jerk. She runs every moment of his life, as though he's still a baby.

[mrpolaroid123]

its the guy from 'last action hero'

[makemarker]

When you are a kid you hate grumpy old people but man, the more you get older, the more you understand them. Darnell cracks me up with his street smarts.

[Rarrin9378]

I fell in love with Christine the first time I saw this movie.

[presidentbren]

Darnell reminds me of my paternal grandpa.

[SuperNiceland]

"How could you let him do this?"

"Well sorry, but I ain't no babysitter!"

[bursegsardaukar]

@galaxycat3 Probably a tactic she uses to make Arnie feel guilty for getting his friend involve. Even though Dennis already says that he had tried talking Arnie out of it, she goes further by saying "I doubt you tried very hard". How could she say that, she wasn't there. If it was me, I would splash that glass of milk at her face and tell her to f*** off. But it feels great to watch her squirm when Arnie stood up against her later.

[Lee2k4]

engine roars like a thousand lions under the hood

[Dookoftheday]

it's a 58 belvedere.

[HeyMama555]

"You can't polish a turd"

That's probably the best line in the movie. Except maybe for pussy

[boxingglove32]

@HeyMama555 ya, u can polish a turd, but it'll always be a peice of shit.

[arah410]

@HeyMama555 you in fact can polish a turd but its still a piece a shit hahah

[Dragonstorm787]

What is it with every person Arnie meets and knows?

Everywhere he goes it's like the World's out to get him!

[branonjohnston00]

holy shit crap i buy 58 plymounth fury was my frist car its the same one

[branonjohnston00]

i have chistine on midnight club la on rate my ride ps3 buy it

[cardboardboxeater]

Why is Arnie's mum such a bitch? I'd really like to punch her in the face.

[MiddleMadMen]

@cardboardboxeater id like to throat punch her

[rubeboyclash210]

" queer maybe but not ugly " haha that funny

[restlessr84]

Robert Prosky as Will Darnell and William Ostrander were great casting choices

[presidentbren]

one day I was going to dinner wiht my parents and my dad an I, just all of a sudden, started quoting Darnell. He is probably my favorite character on here and he is even better in the book.

[eze14213]

@arielc1ful yes, has it ever accour to you that being a parent is killing you kids?

[CROSSFIRE94]

You actually can polish a turd was on mythbusters

[VELOCI46]

Bad to the bone...yes it is

[derka1]

i like darnell haha you cant polish a terd

[ShowPlaces]

The book is better, they lef tout a lot of parts so far :@