Nephilimfree: I Choose JESUS as our Debate Moderator

[billu077]

hmmm worshiping son of god rather than the god ... hmmmm ...THAT IS SOO STUPID

[IFUCKINGLOVEYOUTOO]

With those glasses, you look like Ozzy Osborne impregnated John Lennon to give birth to Ozzy Lennon.

[BlitzNeko]

I thought he meant Jesus the guy who mows my lawn

[un4g1v3n1]

You don't believe in Jesus...Do you believe in Apollo? No, not the mythical god, but the mythical missions, they dubbed after the mythical god...Or either one? Debating creationists is akin to debating kindergarten children about Santa Claus. Why don't you try a guy who uses science to blast scientists who can obviously have their silence bought...Or use LUCK to explain APOLLO success!

Perhaps I am preaching to the choir?

[SonOfTheFortress]

I bet he got some funny looks while filming this. Funny.

[Tammyaway]

I laughed my ass off at this one :p

[727Phoenix]

TheTruePooka vs. the famous PhyLOLogist EscortFree: Normally I don't care for fights that are totally unfair and one-sided, but this... I'm gonna love it, even though we all know damn well who won't be winning!

[Epydemic2020]

I don't get the point of this. It seems almost like giving him an excuse to ignore you. I like your other vids better.

[TheTruePooka]

@Epydemic2020 There actually is a serious punchline but it will be a bit before I get to it. :)

If you decide to ignore all Nephilimfree related videos, I can absolutely understand that.

Some shows just aren't worth watching, despite the ratings.

[daemonowner]

i think this is reasonable. i'm waiting for EscortFree to accept...

[TwyztdValkyrie]

I have that TPJ! He has real gliding action! ... mine is still in the plastic xD Hey, when you surpass Neph in # of subscribers, can you dictate to him that there's no debate until he surpasses you? Or give him some complex equation to determine the exact number of subs he has to have?

BTW nice ass xD

[rozeboosje]

I already debated Nephilimfree. I announced the debate a few days after it would be taking place and of course I was the winner.

[ExploringReal]

lol!! love the T.P.J.  : )

[youneac]

LOL I seriously doubt that the Vlog Neph Monster will agree to any terms set by Jesus. How can someone who feels entitled to explain god accept one of his minions as moderator?

Anyway, so far the Nephile has been able to find excuses to avoid any open debate. I'm sure this one will be no different.

[Flapjackbatter]

Omg , the repetition : \

[MacabreManifesto]

3:26: Ow! It scratched me! Damn you TheTruePooka!

[LogicalAnality]

Is the problem that this has got fuck all to do with debating Nephie and everything to do with sub-whoring?

[Shockofsanta]

Neph no longer has any cred representing the "moral creationists" with the recent revelations of his escort loving ways. Why bother with the guy Pooka, he's exposed and doesnt have a pot to piss in.

Unless of course you both agree to change the subject of your debate to "who is the dirtiest escort, in a good way?" However, I dont see you having to pay for sex like Neph and think you would struggle in said debate. But it would be an interesting debate lol.

[progressthruscience]

@Shockofsanta

Thinking about it, you're probably right. Creationists follow whomever they think is closest to God, since they obviously don't critically analyze the arguments.

[ghostofdayinperson]

Cute! I like this vid 

[TheAlpineal]

Yay - pornapedia! Where can I get my copy?

[hotlavatube]

I wouldn't be surprised if Hamster is a color. If you go to Home Depot, it seems every color in the spectrum has been named and Copyrighted by Martha Stewart. I'm sure that in her desperate hours of trying to think up a new name for a color in the brown-orange section that she called one Hamster.

[ari1234a]

The True pooka, do not underestimate Your opponent, like Thunderf00t did.

Just saying.

[ThePrinceOfMillAve]

I see that it's true that people were much shorter 2,000 years ago... Much shorter.

[Dusty341]

Nephy is a bit of a chunky monkey isnt he?

[MrSIRusername]

Mary Magdalene with child

[jmm1233]

you should have gone with Buddha , he would have been less biased ;)

[MilitantPeaceist]

The evil backing music is called the 'tritone'

[PlanetBongoSan]

dang im subbin for that incredibly slick animation

[voyagervsbor]

3'400 subs.

Your mother was a hamster!

Good luck getting the subs, and well luck isn't going to factor in to any chance of debating Nephy, neph neph as I can only call him after watching Chattiestspike2.

[dynamiteruby]

You are most reasonable and generous.

[pirbird14]

Rule number whatever: Thunderf00t must always be referred to as Her Majesty. Brenda.

[thedayitriedtodie]

if u could call jesus for this, the debate would b pointless, wouldn' it?

[phenixwryter]

*sings* What a friend we have in Tiny Plastic Jesus. (Huh, kind of have to cram the name in there to keep the rhythm flowing in the song, but no matter.)

I really like the rule about Neph declaring every thirty minutes that you have a cute ass. I shall enjoy watching this debate.

[DrToonhattan]

Why does Jesus sound like Saddam Hussein? I mean like in South Park.

[TheTruePooka]

@DrToonhattan ... Has anyone seen Saddam Hussein since he did his appearance on South Park? Hmm...

[Tylzen]

I wonder if I can see hamsters, since I am colourblind.

[AsheIsTheRaven]

I am surprised you didn't link to my video Jesus Clark Superstar :D

[OukaKisa]

I think "humble" was forgotten in the long list of your title :)

*pets kitty pets kitty pets kitty*

[WickedJargon]

I'm wondering what your academic background is in evolution

[ConsciousAtoms]

*grins* That is going to be an awesome debate, with these rules in play. And I love the "creationist math"!

[SjoerdvdKroon]

I subscribed for this debate - better be good :)

[AuntieDiluvian]

Perhaps the subject of the debate could be pantyhose v. Stockings with a San Fransisco Escort as the moderator :)

[gunnerdan70]

I'm soo jealous you have a special friend lol You have to mention the latest drama with him remaking that video of his when he took out the bit showing his porn tags from his bookmarks I'd love to see how he responds to that

Hey Pooka on a side note this video was really well done very entertaining

[blackwolf1200]

mmmm chunky monkey

[PinkEyeTowlie]

TPJ ftw! and bt the way your ass does look smashing :-)

[TheTruePooka]

@PinkEyeTowlie Why thank you! (checks watch) just in time!"

[PinkEyeTowlie]

@TheTruePooka ok I'll check back in half an hour 

[PinkEyeTowlie]

@TheTruePooka by the way , you should probably wear stockings during the debate , as a source of middle ground

[Nagneto]

Epic pwnge!

[lapkine77]

LOL but seriously, who do you propose as moderator ?

[jmm1233]

everytime nephy mentions water jets respond with ladies stockings , and everytime nephy mentions orbital ice sheets remember to say escorts

[GluteusIlluminatus]

That debate will be nothing less than epic.

[MrRationalgaze]

Jesus reminds me of the Central Scrutinizer from Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage in this.

[KCKatheist]

@MrRationalgaze ...the White Zone is for loading and unloading only....

[Zralf]

you expect him to debate you after THIS? im not a fan of nephlim , but you should remember we're talking about a deaf selfish zealot here, he's gonna be sooooo ofended by this vid he'll jsut say "no i will not debate you becouse you have no respect for me" or something along those lines.

[ReatuKrentor]

@Zralf Even if TTP would be singing his praises from the top of the empire state building with a megaphone, nephi would prolly still find an excuse ("no I will not debate you, because you didn't shout hard enough.")

[TheTruePooka]

@Zralf I think I can say with confidence that the chance nephilimfree will agree to debate me (let alone anyone) is exactly the same as it was before this video. :)

[TheAlpineal]

@TheTruePooka Agree, the sub count is just some bogus reason not to debate. If he really wanted it, he would do it.

[JustAnotherMutant]

Hmm... that ominous music doesn't sound quite ominous enough. Have you considered the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za anthem of the choice from the doctrine of The Path of Now and Forever?

And for rule 8, may I suggest that you go with the time honored "Try not to get brutally killed" ?

[anonyfox]

Because of this, I shall now obtain a hamster colored hamster on my left buttcheek to symbolize the meaning of life, the universe, and everything!

You, Pooka, are full of win! I support you in this debate!

[wonderpope]

Rule no 5 is a abomination to the logic of god!!!!! :D I'd love to hear nephi compliment your ass :D

[CATMAHAT]

Discordian familiar much? :) like your stuff. subbed.

[pointmanzero]

but what will the bedate be about? I get the feeling your just trying to show that he will chicken out and at the same time grab some subs.... well... good job.

And good luck in your endeavor.

[TheTruePooka]

@pointmanzero <-- The force is strong in this one.

[rgman66]

@TheTruePooka Agreed, though it was a great plug for that old show, "Short Attention Span Theater"...must be one of the writers.

[nodvick]

It's time for your ~32,000 subscribers to start an editcampaign on conservapedia, and upload loads of porn to their page "porn"

[6stringbadger]

I never knew that Jesus Christ sounded a little like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. It makes the Bible sound a lot more entertaining.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

3200?!  Wasn't I complimenting you on 3,000 about, oh, YESTERDAY?! Glad you're back!

[Roseybaby63]

I adore little Jesus. The color of hamster....LOL. Looks like it's getting cold in NY. It's pretty cold here in Philly. Brrrr. Love the hat. Looks warm.

[paradoarify]

You know what's funny is that if he didnt block so many people, he probably would have twice the subscribers he does now.

[firefly4f4]

Wait... I thought you weren't going to work with T.P.J. anymore because he was a primadonna?

[TheTruePooka]

@firefly4f4 He's got an iron clad contract, I've got no choice. :(

[TheSpankymonkey]

Neph probably won't have time for a debate anymore. What with all the call girls and porn in his life. hehe.

[THEHARMONIKZ]

You'd think Pooka would would offer a Hooker for a moderator!

Come on dude they do special offers on mass debates!

[TheSpankymonkey]

Can someone who is good at this get some sort of drinking game going for this debate so that we can really get into it.

[Tr0llinator]

brrrrrrrrrrrr it be cold :)

[TheTruePooka]

@Tr0llinator A brisk fall morning! Welcome to fall extreme temperature swings in NYC. :/

[kokobaboko]

This reminds me of a Star Trek TNG episode. Picard stymies the Sheliak Corporate's violent obstinacy by naming a mediator who might not show for a very long time.

[TheTruePooka]

@kokobaboko You now, I think I remember that episode but I am not sure. I wish they'd make all the Star Treks available on netflix instant watch. :(

[kokobaboko]

@TheTruePooka The episode is, The Ensigns of Command." I never knew that the title was from a line in a poem by John Quincey Adams, The Wants of Man.

I want the seals of power and place,

The ensigns of command,

Charged by the people's unbought grace,

To rule my native land.

Nor crown nor sceptre would I ask,

But from my country's will,

By day, by night, to ply the task

Her cup of bliss to fill.

[AbdultheImpailler]

did you say something? sorry I was petting the cat!

[JunkmanJim]

I doubt Nephilimfree could be persuaded by any evidence no matter how compelling. Assuming this, I wonder what the most optimal path would be to promote rational thinking in your dealings with him.

[deepashtray]

So, you gonna show us yer ass or what?

And if he doesn't agree to Jesus, how 'bout the cat?

[birkett83]

That's a relief, I thought there was a danger of a real debate ;-)

[TheTruePooka]

@birkett83 :P

[MsMrNoface]

I once had a hamster colored jacket. My cat kept mauling it, though.

[unholytim]

Hahaha Pooka you never fail to entertain and challenge all at once

[Rationalific]

Funny how Neph says that others are scared to debate him while my message to him is "pending approval". Can he get any more hypocritical?

[skinnywhop87]

If you need help doing claymation with a similar Jesus action figure let me know, I can do it well and give him more movement and make them a lot more fluid

[TheHoly1andOnly]

I can't promise anything, but.... I command Nephilimfree to accept the terms of this debate!

That's about all I can do, he'll most likely twist my words and weasel out of it anyway :p

[happyjesus123]

Now that Jesus is involved how can Nephy say no? Particularly since Jesus knows all about the naughty things Nephy has been doing on the Intertubes and has the screen caps to prove it.

[jebus6kryst]

I bet NephilimFree will use this video as evidence as to why he cannot debate you.

"The color hamster."

[RHPSmagenta]

no no no the answer to the meaning of life and everything is 42. *sighs* get it right man. = )

[fruitikay]

did anyone give you weird looks talking to Jesus on the streetcorner? XD

[TheTruePooka]

@fruitikay In a word.. yes. :D

[allianceofdemons]

Hamsterdam is the colour of the universe. My favourite islamic colour is ham.

[wdgeo]

Well I'm glad we cleared THAT up! >8^D

[rgman66]

With the 9 rule-mandments in place...how could he refuse?

I think everyone who watches this vid, and would love to see the debate, should make a vid supporting this. Then link it to this vid so that others may see it and do the same...he will be forced into accepting to debate the one, the only, TheTruePooka!

[MobileThinker]

i am jesus, and i say fuck nephy! lol, but in reality, i hope you get enough subs for that little ignoramus to accept your challenge.

[TheRecoveringZombie]

I like the ass complementing every 30 minutes stipulation. He will balk at that, but you stick to your guns.

But really, in light of recent developments concerning Nephy, do you really want him looking at your ass? He might just try to book you for an hour.

[adolthitler]

@TheRecoveringZombie "He will balk at that, but you stick to your guns."

Aren't we talking buns here?

[TheTruePooka]

@TheRecoveringZombie Don't worry, I will wear m steel undies, just in case...

[Lovingdoubt]

Now that I've met you IRL, I can say that your ass IS smashing without being provoked. :D

[TheTruePooka]

@Lovingdoubt Lol! I wish we'd gotten a chance to hang out the next day. I ended up sleeping in. :P

[theDukeOfEmerald]

wtg rev ;)

[Darkfirebrand]

Neph will not debate you unless it's entirely on his terms, he knows how weak his position is, he needs shock and others able to chime in and attack at will, and thus will never agree to be civil unless it serves some plot of his.

[corthew]

If only the debate would ever happen.:)

[cguevara12]

You and Jesus must be tight.

[HappyCabbie]

I love it

[eggeregged]

Love your vids Pooka :D

[THEHARMONIKZ]

Okay I'm gonna go with the Christ turning up before Nephy does!

*runs to check the book of revelations*

Yeah I'm sticking with Jebus.

[ColdContext]

Are you sure that was the REAL Jesus? ;)

[TheTruePooka]

@ColdContext He told me he is he real Jesus. You don't think Jesus would lie, do you?

[judomuerte]

@quinnmcguee sick burn

[creativeinsult]

the  simp sooooooooooons

this vid is silly and so condenscending lol.

[skinnyjohnsen]

I think you handled the mediator pretty well ;-)

[journeyer58]

Do not think that Nephilimfree will ever debate you! He's got no sense of the real and he's way way out in left field with the theory of intelligent design. Evolution is a supported fact and not an idea. The only idea that Nephilimfree has is the one that he thinks is supported by the bible. He cannot prove beyond doubt that creationism is repeatable and scientific.

[Bzdi138]

@journeyer58 the debate will not happen BUT the more people calling him out - the more Creationist will know he is a lying coward

[Fluffzig]

Have you considered challenging Nephy to a drinking contest?

[ihmen]

are you guys going to debate about evolution or creationism?

[TheTruePooka]

@ihmen I plan to have a debate debating what the topic of the debate will be.

[ColdContext]

@TheTruePooka very good point

[liknital07]

Also, Jesus dined with hookers.

[Zeno931]

i love your accent pooka, im not sure why though

[animevet]

LOVE THIS VIDEO!