Fans: Tiger 'Human,' but Details Uncertain

[savebury]

If I were his wife I would have beat his ass too. Not just for cheating but for making money off of slavery in Dubai. How he can live with himself and how she could live with him I will never understand.

[muiere2]

he said that he refused to talk to the police!! If he was Tiger Woods the bus driver....he be in jail... Liberty and Justice for all??? Fuck this corrupt government.

[JohnnyRock2000]

Doesn't have to talk to police. Just has to report an accident. We all have the right to refuse to talk to police. Every lawyer will tell people innocent or guilty...never talk with police.

[32aguilucho]

please people...here comes the donations speech,apoligies,and what not........i'm black and the best golfer,so deal wiht it

[Gandhiablo]

He's not human!

He's Tiger Woods ya duffer!

[skinnym974]

What about a simpler explanation such as heart attack (disoriented, loss of consciousness, sudden). And yes, without more info any speculations are kind of pointless ...

[BertGriffin88]

Fans,

I ain't drunk. I'm Tiger damnit. I ain't drugged. I'm Tiger damnit. I'm made a little boo boo. What's all the fuss? Hey, has anybody seen my wife. She pulled me out the SUV, through the SUV, yeah undid my seatbelt, dragged me to the busted rear window of the SUV, yeah but she busted the rear view window to get me out. I'm Tiger Woods, damnit. I'm a little disoriented. I keep passing out, losing consciousness. Elin administered first aid. Agent Mark knows what I'm saying,go see him. Elin?

[OneHawaiianHaoleChic]

him and his wife had too much to eat she had a sore tummy he woke up to get her tums or alka seltzer and was mad about having to do it so he sped out of his driveway and BOOM... thats the story i made my fam believe XD

then they all told me they didnt care =(

[yellowgroove]

I believe there was a cover up also. think about it for a second, one of the best golfers on the planet busted for a DUI? that would be bad publicity IMO.he could lose sponsors and that would not be good.maybe he gave the police dept a couple million in " Hush money " just saying, through a freedom of information request we shall soon know the real truth.

[qagmyr04]

A man is only as faithful as his options...And if your rich and good looking...you have many. Get over it, Wife. You may have been replaced.

[FilmBorne]

no body cares about tiger woods. he's rich already and the world banks is suffering. people are facing great depression. there is no job creation. this is why we should give rich people to work mcdonalds, starbucks, supermarket, etc. 2012!!!

2012

2012

2012

2012

[qagmyr04]

Yes, 2012.....what happends? Someone makes a garbage movie made entirely of computer animation and calls it 2014? By the way, I'm not depressed...nor do i suffer. Real humans are resilient in times of trouble.

[FilmBorne]

2012 is real. You know. Polarshift.

Respect the jewish law. I grew up different religion and was able to decipher the code.

2012!!! GREAT DEPRESSION IS COMING!!

YEEPEE!!!

[7jerryv7]

Where are the facts? If we have no facts then we cannot draw any conclusions, and should not. Even if you reach the right conclusions you would for the wrong reasons if you do not use facts.

[jherikurl]

Ding Dong.. Hello?

Police : Hello Mrs. Woods? We would like to speak to Tiger please.

Tiger : Get off my property and go f**k yourselves.. I'm Tiger Woods and you're NOT!

Police : Ok Mister Woods.. As you wish. Thank you for allowing us to be in your presence.

Tiger : Honey.. release the hounds.

If this was me or any other Joe Schmo, I would be arrested on spot for obstruction of justice. Goes to show how the system works in the USA. Got money? You get off.. No loot? You're doing time!

[BigGift1]

C'mon sheeple wake up! His crazy ass wife busted him and bashed him over the head with a 2 iron.

[Leonnidik]

Tiger, Were you taught not to date black women?

[Dascorpio36]

pay attention sports fans, this is how it went down. he got into a fight with the old lady, left the house angry & drunk. then he got into the accident. Done. All he has 2 do is win 2 more majors & call me in the morning.

[MrSneaky150]

man i thought this was about a tiger not the golf dude?

[BeatsRoyale]

Tiger woods is cursed! GOD does not like "black people" who play golf!!

[dmc9021]

obviously not eh........he's only a billionaire

[biggesttrucker]

tiger should take the 9 iron to his wife;. Then he should use the putter. Self defense is allowed when faced with a dumb abusive freeloading bitch.

[mockingarab]

Tiger "Human".. not a Monkey.. wtf is this a big deal?

[sexyblondeuk2012]

World's highest paid athlete and his wife arguing and

pushing each other around in the driveway of their home

in a multimillion dollar community...at 2 in the morning!...what an opening for the first episode of a reality show!

[NathanielFaunce]

C'mon AP. You can come up with a better title than that.

[LOKISlog7]

The WIFE put an ass-kicking to him via a 3 iron

[cagedtigersteve]

I find it disgusting how people are saying that it is susceptible that he was leaving his house at 2 am. So what?

He is an adult not some teenager with a curfew. I didn't get home until 6 am that night either and I saw a lot of other people out in early morning. Just because the sun goes down doesn't mean the world shuts down and everybody goes to bed.

[AnarchoCannibal]

Is he really human? I've always thought he was a Reptillian front, perhaps in charge of herding all the duffs into a southern California concentration camp when George W Bush declares marshall law.

[jreed136]

... Man, what kind of shit are you on? You're a crazy son of a bitch.

[ChristinaWatkinson]

lol @ Tiger, "human," but details uncertain

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@ChristinaWatkinson

lmao

[Skibble5150]

More "regular people" comments.

Who really gives a fuck what people think?

[Steadno]

too much turkey

[Kaacee71]

I think Tiger is a pretty cool Celeb. I also think he and his wife had an arguement and he had a minor car wreck. The funniest part was that his wife used a GOLF CLUB to save him....Ohhhh the sweet irony of Golf iron...giggles.

[jcdevelopment]

He got fucked up, him and his wife got into a fight... he got pissed backed up and freaked out!

[warlocksarewatching]

Most car accidents occur close to home...