The Situation Rap

[Coolkizzzz]

0:03 - 0:18 is shwag. the rest is gay.

[bmac0097]

ew look at his fingers

[superbass1002]

his nose is fucking huge.

[caro4lo]

Please no. I fucking hate this fag.

[CrazyHunterDarkOrbit]

I like the songg :)

[coolbboymatt]

in the hip hop state of mind i have nothing more to say then lol....

[DistantEclipse]

The people disliking this are haters.

[missamericanpony]

@DistantEclipse oh really? i never would have guessed that. i mean common..

[mihailo343]

@DistantEclipse no we are coming from roast videos ... and his music is stupid too ...

[Chucky248259]

Ew, his armpits are disgusting. + I find it funny how he calls 'ugly' girls grenades because he's one himself. :'D It's hilarious.

[yuvrajdiwan123]

doesnt even sound like him

[superperu20]

this guy is not PAULY SHORE ? , look for him in google.

[oskahamalaka]

This is pretty bad

[ktfo101]

Not that today's Rap has a bad enough rep as it is... now this? I don't know what would be worse worse: being the douchebag who made this, or being the producers who put their name behind this album.

[OGsteezy]

sounds like a crusty drengel :/

[monstavids123]

this is sooooo bad X3~~~~~~~~

[6667779311]

Hate is a funny thing. Take situations name of this song. You would have thought this was a song from fat man scoop. They Auto tuned his voice to hide his limited rap skills. Professional production. Sounds like most club songs. Stop hating

[Quotes1996]

WHAT!!!!



[AnonymousBellsprout]

armpit hair, thats not guido at all , if you wanna look good , dont keep the goddamn jungle beneath your arms

[MrEddybunz]

@AnonymousBellsprout Start picking up some girls with your 300lb 90% bodyfat body and you can start talking about shavin hair brah. I grow a jungle tarzan can live in within my pants and know i've banged 10x min your girls

[AnonymousBellsprout]

@MrEddybunz Umad? i guess standards in YOUR country are obviously low< plus i dont need to look like you with your small bulshark testosteron funnyballs, i have sex, as normal people describe the deed my friend, as a job, yep, i work in the porn industrie . once more UMAD?

[8i6B0i1]

Did he make this?

[MsPeachPrincess21]

What the fuck is THIS??

[itsmrblack2011]

fag

[RossTheBalla05]

how is this not #1 on yahoos list?

[njskiinglegend]

I'm 12 what is this?

[thatanon]

I think his new name should be "the Shituation". Anybody agree?

[FireBomberBassist]

How do you auto tune rap? Wow.

[andrushunushu]

this ugly dude got some ugly fingers

you poor americans haha... this is YOU, this is your culture

[alyssa45678]

No no no no no no no.......just no

[Alegend559]

well we already new he wasnt a comedian after the charlie sheen roast apparently its not the only thing he's horrible at

[rexryanify]

The funny part is that the beat of the music is actually not bad.  What a shame.

[ALEXmeda]

Is he related to rebecca black?

[salvarez8]

lol this sounds like baltimore club music

[MyNameISBenOrme]

Fail.

[TheMaestro7777777]

WTF did i just listen to

[martey22]

I can see why Pauly D ain't djing this crap

[lveratadeo]

wow this is sooooo stupid

[Breze84]

This guy is such a fucking tool its rediculous...

[Strawberry1139]

i kinda like it.. but too much autotone so that means he's awful and it only repeats lol

[THEBAYCITYROLLERMAN]

This sounds like any other C-rap/hip hop that you can hear on any top-40 radio station. I don't think it's any better or any worse than other current offerings labeled as "music." My suggestion is turn your dial to a CHRISTMAS music station.

[ChicanoTattooArt]

LMFAO!!!! oh my god I seen it all now.

[CdL3o]

oh...this is bad...this is reallly bad

[nocturnaltrance95]

holy shit this is terrible

[CloneOfJoster285]

Wow... and I thought his routine in the Donald Trump Roast was bad!

[woodyfly]

Glad to know this is part of our culture

[shawty25mj]

LMAO XD

[usernameformychannel]

This is a joke, right?

[200wildmanchris200]

This shit is so fucking GAYYYYYYYY

[THEBAYCITYROLLERMAN]

@200wildmanchris200 I don't think this is fabulous at all. What are you listening to?!?!

[defyg3]

Lol, I agree with the person who said this crap sounds like 99% of the other crap out...so if you hate this, but like the newer radio stuff, your a hypocrite.

[keithmccollister1]

this dude is a fucking bitch on his shoe..a grown man who acts like a fuckin women..a true fag

[ChicanoTattooArt]

@keithmccollister1 I know! why are they so girly? homie shaves everything else he needs to shave his armpits, looking like a jungle.

[ssun8]

idk what's worse...the background "beat" or the rap itself... D: this is TERRIBLE

[UltimateStewartFan14]

woooo bro you gotta situation with your armpits...

[danteasdfgh]

fuck... face palm...

[cloob1]

It cracks me up that people thinks this is bad, when it sounds like 90% of the rap out there that is supposed to be awesome...

[ssun8]

@cloob1 it's a shame that 90% is bad... rap is pretty much dead now :/

[cloob1]

@ssun8,

Can't. tell. if. sarcasm...

[ssun8]

@cloob1 nah, no sarcasm intended..

[dwyane3wademh]

@cloob1 nothing like the rap today you fucking idiot

[cloob1]

@dwyane3wademh,

Are you mad you've been listening to shit like this for 2 years?

[everariana]

@cloob1 No it doesn't

[cloob1]

@everariana,

Just face it.

[NothingSkeleton]

@cloob1 Rap is dead in case you haven't noticed. There's no passion and flow in it anymore. All it is now is autotune and remix of mainstream pop songs

[Poison1337]

@NothingSkeleton Go listen to some underground hiphop, that's where the passion and flow is.

[immaeatchu336]

@cloob1 lmao, agreed!!!!

[rooozaythatsmyname]

@cloob1 You probably don't listen to rap

[cloob1]

@rooozaythatsmyname,

Used to, before it became shitty. 

[SpecOpsMission]

@rooozaythatsmyname Well rap lately does suck man. Theres a lot of underground ppl beasting it tho! BUt some is aight

[Celtikarl]

@rooozaythatsmyname dude he didnt ment rap, he ment the shit on radio

[flugonuts]

@rooozaythatsmyname Ha, your last watched video is a Drake video. Shut your fucking mouth.

[TheQDizz]

@cloob1 No not really, you're probably talking about the beat which a real DJ made. I don't like it, some people do. They funny/bad thing here is the way "The Situation" sounds with that ridiculous auto tune and those crap lyrics.

[CielloDrive]

@cloob1 I don't even like rap very much but this is still worse than most rap I've heard...

Not justifying other crap I hear, but still.

[HELLYEAHF00]

@cloob1 Lil Wayne still sucks... Beastie Boys always FOR LIFE!!!!

[inkslingerdrew]

@cloob1 lol its not that they dont like the music its the fact that this tool is the rapper. who the fuck wants to listen to guidos rap. seriously. this dude should have bin aborted with a coathanger

[cloob1]

@inkslingerdrew,

lol!

[parkb88]

a Yahoo! news article sent me here

[littldrummahboyy]

i love how i looked at the dislike bar for about 5 seconds, and i saw it get disliked in real-time. HAHAHAHAH.

[KaitlynMolteni]

one of the ugliest guys i've ever had the displeasure of seeing on TV

[TheAllensmit]

well.......its better than Friday

[SonnyIsDyxe]

@TheAllensmit i enjoyed Friday more than this

[MooTelevision]

@TheAllensmit ... No it's not lol

[The19paul68]

SITUATION MY ASS! HOW COME THAT THIS GUY IS FAMOUS? GODDAMN IT!

[TallicLizzy]

Garbage.

[xxLilxxMamaxxBad]

gross

[caroesga]

yuk!! what a waste of time

[katielala92]

hes got a nice body but sucks ass at sing/raping

[dinkyb123]

this guy and this song is A FUCKING JOKE!

[cheo1949]

I can't wait for this fool to finally "Come out of the closet"

[bddblade]

lol Terrible ._O

[BAGAKOOS]

somebody kill this fool already i mean goddamn

[othayreneehale]

Good song for a drag Queen show

[wilsonherrick]

you spit worse than my grandma after her getting her spit glands removed from tongue cancer

[phatmanxxxl]

I never watched Jersey shore, but followed this link as one of the worse "reality musicians" and yea....this is bad.

[JAMES2K2COLD]

The only situation here is those bent-ass fingers!

[FUNiDBZHD]

@JAMES2K2COLD I'm pretty sure he's double jointed.

[Nabolzi]

mike is like the try hard kid in 7th grade that get his ears pierced and picks up smoking to look cool

[f4ust85]

i think that after the era of american dream, nowadays people are lucky not to live in the states to experience this kind of lifestyle and culture. what a nightmare to raise your children and expose them to this, sorry...

[PATBATify]

he doesnt even look italian, he looks like a kike

[QuarioPhoenix]

It's the airheaded, and crazy teens that drink up, go out and get fucked up, and having alot of sex in this country that are addicted to this shit. The Jersey Shore is the best of the worst role models ever for kids making there lives more like Jersey shores. I HATE The Stichuation, I HATE NY-PAULY-D, I HATE RONNIE DOUCHE FAG BAG AND FUCKS LIKE THEM IN THIS COUNTRY.

[TheBananaRebel]

lol at American entertainment... what a fail

[rob327c]

just when i thought the trump roast was the most embarrassed i've even been for this guy... now he's rapping yo'

[Maadblunts1218]

Whoever thinks this is good. Kill yourself right now. Don't hesitate, don't think just do it, plz

[fiyabun]

The entire cast of the Jersey Shore makes me sick!! Especially this douchebag!!! America, you should be ashamed of yourselves for making undeserving losers like this rich!!

[QuarioPhoenix]

@fiyabun It's the airheaded, and crazy teens that drink up, go out and get fucked up, and having alot of sex in this country that are addicted to this shit. The Jersey Shore is the best of the worst role models ever for kids making there lives more like Jersey shores.

[mathewlor]

what a total loser. if i c u anywere ill punk ur fake ass. fucken fag. act tough cause camera crews witchu. bitchass. fuk u situation. if that was me kicking your ass and not ronnie. ill murder your ass. u a fag..

[spygiovannirocks989]

to his paretnsd hes the defitation

[Nnetherborn]

you all hate on him cause he getting more pussy than you will ever see on porn

soo keep hating on him

[Wampa771]

The SHITuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[100thBystander]

The only situation here is whether or not Im gonna laugh or stomp this fool for even thinking he could rap. Stick to listening man cause you succ. I heard a chicc succing me up sound better than this garbage. oh and grow some nuts wannabe

[TWiiST856]

i seriously only clicked on this video to troll...Well...Here I go.

Mike is the biggest douche bag, he cant rap and he is not funny. We all seen him on the roast and just watching him fail I got second hand embarrassment

[Justme7852]

Its just a joke people

[93christian93]

jersey shore situation

[verynice420]

Even with Auto tune , he still sucks!

[TBrockton]

What a fucken loser this kid is. Can't believe there's actually a 'reality" show that showcases ignorant, superficial, empty headed nitwits and calls them celebrities. What has this world come to?? I pity any moron who wants to emulate these twits because someday these dweebs are going to wake up and be nowhere worth being proud of.

[barry6bright9]

Shitty

[Galidorquest]

:\

[eaguilar97]

i hate jersey shore

[verynice420]

that sucked!

[Sister4Runescape]

Lol at his hands. Did he freaking get into a fight with a wall.

[m1nayondaime]

watched donald trumps road and wanted to lsiten, just to laugh and i did XD

[TheAppleOrchard]

WHAT!?!  that shit was garbage!!!!

[Alon5Noga2]

Snooky want some SMOSH SMOSH!

[albi2k6]

i can rap too with a lot of audio clips, whoo hoos and a few rhymes in auto tune

[200wildmanchris200]

@albi2k6 I can rap better than THIS!

[MrSmexyChickenn]

gayyy

[TJLaRosa100]

Situation got some fucked up fingers haha. Way to bomb the Roast of Donald Trump faggot. hahahahaha

[SteelerStephan]

still better than soulja boy haha

[ninggningedy]

wat cunt calls himslef the situation......... hell be in a situation if he asked me to call him the situation....a coma situation

[ImCESARG]

<<<<<<<<< check out my JERSEY SHORE PARODY!

[Ducksexbody]

Oh shit I think we got a Situation

[Lewisboyz9231]

trim those arm pits lol

[reifsneider]

dont hate on the situation cuz you aint the got a situation

[The540Situation]

Haha Nice!

[d4dazza]

neck yourself and do us a favour

[ihavesomehardstuff]

what a douche

[iBlue64GB]

You ready to party!@? Nah Bro, Ronnie knocked the fuck out of u Bro!

[Rokass99]

@iBlue64GB Ronnie didn't land a single punch on him you twat.

[rocko528]

you need all those bells and whistles in your song cuz your garbage. stick to what you know, being a douche.

[meenaissa420]

Hilarious shit

[darrylj4u]

Is something wrong with his hands??? Something weird about them.

[chuckclose1]

situation was not even in that song dumb ass!!!

[totallyinsane95]

Idk why but I rlly want to punch him in the face so bad

[MadChemist89]

@totallyinsane95 I think anyone who has ever heard of him or seen him on tv or in person wants to punch him in the face :P

[heiyake]

so low.. no comment

[DarkReapersGrim]

It would be so funny if Mike put DJ Pauly D on the spot and asked him to play this song in a club.

[darkswim14]

I wish I could cage fight him!

[Mekazazzo]

This photo shoot is right in front of the 99 cent store were you can buy his album. aha

[TheOrbaa]

dog on his arm

[MrLittleBulletBoy]

i wouldnt call this rap, its more a mix of rave, pop and shit. i think Vinny could be an allright rapper tho

[lotzapoppa89]

this is gayer than gay porn

[sailorsun16us]

great! now i have to spend money in psychologist....

[goxredskinsx21]

he thinks his abs r awesome and sexy and i think they r just gross lookin. hes fugly.

[TheMusic3350]

@goxredskinsx21 not rlly

[userdubstep2011]

@Mike11824

your a faggot and that wasnt funny thats one of those bad jokes kids say in fourth grade, what are you 12?

[Mike11824]

with all the girls he sleeps with pretty soon hes gonna be called the Itchuation

[jpw111784]

one of the worst things i've ever heard

[MsDD360]

wtf is a hiddie ho3

[electrodirtyhouse]

he is the worst character on the show, so fake and bitchy,

[griffin123pop]

The situation has a real situation under his arms

[MsDD360]

@griffin123pop rofl

[yarden900]

Is this guy here to make Justin Beiber look good?

[CarpathianCarl]

Thumbs up if you think he's Richard Simmons and Pauly Shore's illegitimate butt baby.

[Carmelogrl]

WHAT THE AUTOTUNE??!

[MsDD360]

he one hot man

[easrth]

WTF FINGERS

[Greencrackle06]

is he talking about pauly in 0:19

[hakk886]

I don't give a SHHBEEP

[Dank951]

Angelina's song was better than this....I'm tired of these losers. How much anyone want to bet that the ratings for next season will be the last highest for MTV cause when season 5 comes around not that many people will be watching since its back at the shore house and basically a repeat for the third time. I give this show another run of two seasons, maybe three...Everyone will get over them.

[the777brian]

youtube is the only place that can hold the situation's ego without collapsing

[martin123martini]

this is nothing this is only shit!

[Skaterkidtw]

lol i agree his arm pit hairs are nasty and his fingers are wierd.

[iCrafturrr]

why is Derek Jeter on Jersey Shore?

[carelessmorning]

THIS SHIT IS SO PUMPIN'. CHYEAAAAA SONNNN. WHOA WHOA THE SITUATION THE MOTHER EFFIN SITUATION. YOU READY TO GO? YOU READY TO PARTY? YOU READY TO DRINK? LAX TO JERSEY SHORE.

[MrDismemberment]

@carelessmorning Gay...

[mrtundra45]

Joe Pesci needs to Stab this fool with a Ice Pick!

Go home and get yoour fuckin shinebox

[ChrizzygoesRandom]

The only situation is his fingers.

[ThatPamperedRock]

@ChrizzygoesRandom thats fa sure

[alphakellen]

@ChrizzygoesRandom Ew gross I never noticed that! haha

[fockit02]

he got a focking BIG nose, thats a stituation