Mom- what you goin to do over there that you cant do here and why you acting all suspicous what you need to know the time for what are you going to do rob a bank your acting suspicous and on and o and on omg everyones acting suspicous
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat d'em potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my koolaid. I allow you to nibble on d'em green beans. -10:56 PM- I allow you to look at that tv. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do?
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat d'em potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my koolaid. I allow you to nibble on d'em green beans. -10:56 PM- I allow you to look at that tv. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do? XD That part was the best!
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat d'em potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my koolaid. I allow you to nibble on d'em green beans. -10:56 PM- I allow you to look at that tv. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do?
-8:32 PM- I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat d'em potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my koolaid. I allow you to nibble on d'em green beans. -10:56 PM- I allow you to look at that tv. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do? XD That part was the best!
laughing at black people? opinions differ and everyone has a right to his and hers. i think this show is too funny, you have a hardworking, two-job having, money-saving, caring father, a no-nonsense, caring mother and three smart, upstanding, children. an upstanding family over all. this show keeps me in stiches
ive been trying to look for a song and it would be really helpful if anyone told me it. Its from this show in a scnene and in scrubs with turks alarm clock. You know the one with the rapping going; A said a hip hop and so on
1:38 "Not bad! Needs salt."
"Are you out yo damn mind?"
mightyborregano 1 day ago
needs some salt
JerryAdams100 4 weeks ago
1:25 yup.
lexibittinger 5 months ago
2:21 aww little drew lol
sweetlissa2 6 months ago
Is that hebrew?!?!? LMAOOOOOO!
legendkilla023 7 months ago
NEEDS MOAR SALT!
pikachu0exe 9 months ago
thats 29 cent worth of salt
vivianaramajama2000 9 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love It <333
PALISQU33N 11 months ago
This is a pretty good comment... but it needs salt
PHILLYPHAN5118109 1 year ago 3
@PHILLYPHAN5118109 are you out yo damn mind?
tinygangster66 10 months ago
julius would go to the dead sea and say "needs some salt"
emiloveyouful 1 year ago 2
Do NOT use this all at once
MisterBankz 1 year ago
i need some salttttt XD
xlilshayneex 1 year ago
y is there hebrew subtitles? Jews don't watch black shows!
MultiRump 1 year ago
I allow you thats a cheap ass family lmao
5020maine 1 year ago
2:19 oh damn, the little kid playing chris really looks like him
mirioticdbsktvxq1321 1 year ago
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smothered pork chops
Need some salt
smothered chicken fried bacon
need some salt
and smothered chicken fried bananas
not bad
needs some salt are you out yo damn mind favroite part XD
killerflames991 1 year ago
what episode is the last scene from
lmftvv 1 year ago
The last 2 seconds was scary! Look at chris's face
thedboy271 1 year ago
smothered pork chops
Need some salt
smothered chicken fried bacon
need some salt
and smothered chicken fried bananas
not bad
needs some salt
itzabree96 1 year ago
Mom- what you goin to do over there that you cant do here and why you acting all suspicous what you need to know the time for what are you going to do rob a bank your acting suspicous and on and o and on omg everyones acting suspicous
chaosballin 1 year ago
lol i need a lot of salt on my food too :)
PrincessJewel95 1 year ago
Chris: You could buy PLUTONIUM from him!
Risky: Do NOT use this all at once.
johnnymccraze 1 year ago
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FameMonsterMIA 1 year ago
Not bad. Needs salt.
Are you out your damn mind?
sevensixtwomilimeter 1 year ago 5
@sevensixtwomilimeter i would of sed nahh im just hungry
TheMeganpow 1 year ago
Wasn't me
manchesteru1989 1 year ago
NBBROCKS90909 1 year ago
man you son shot the mayor
did he sell drugs
no
boy get in here
dragonman7629 1 year ago
Wasn't me..
AnonymousWR 1 year ago
Julius:needs salt
Doctor:Are you out of your dayyum mind
adj2532 1 year ago 3
lmfaoo chris'sface had me weak when baby drew said wasnt me. hahaha terry crews is hilariousss..
MzFlyGuhh 1 year ago
LOLOL the gout episode is on right now!!!
smooches77 1 year ago
hahahhaz need salt
NICKEMINEM100 1 year ago
ShuffleswithHearts 1 year ago 2
needs salt....
arodjl500 1 year ago
man this show was so in there :D
NARTOFAN7843 1 year ago 2
Baby Drew was so cute...& Chris's face was great! lol
castma83 1 year ago
Lol @ his face when he gets the salt. xD
Dangerousp3rson1337 1 year ago
"And Smothered chicken fried bannana"
"Not bad..!" "Need some salt.."
"Are you out your dam mind?!"
nickkov97 1 year ago
0:36 dats what u here on modern warfare 2 when u leave da stage
Balla957 1 year ago
doctor: or chiken fried smottered bannana.
Julius: This is good! Need some salt.
doctor: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DANG MIND!
kirby100100 2 years ago 3
it wasent me i cant stop laughting
TheKidreaper101 2 years ago
my dad pulled that allowance part from the show on me.he didnt give me ma cash
eddieguererro46 2 years ago
julius:"who left my nickel out in the sidewalk?"
the way julius is cheap is hilarious
the way mr.krabs is cheap in spongebob is so damn annoying
superkingdom34 2 years ago 10
1:11 - 1:45
that part is hilarious!!!
breeof2003 2 years ago 4
LOL
elisabeth9123 2 years ago
Dr.: Smouthered Porkchops
Julius: needs some salt
Dr.: Smothured Chiken fried Bacon
Julius: needs some salt
Dr: and Smouthered Chicken Fried Bannanas
Julius: Not Bad, needs Salt
Dr: have u lost yo damn nmind
Jarrell444 2 years ago 2
I love this show !
richieroller67 2 years ago
1:45 the best part in da universe.!!!!!!!!!!!
XorawrrloveOx 2 years ago
TERRY CREWS FTW
trumpetlord23 2 years ago 34
1:46,lol!!
RootofEvilFan 2 years ago
haha i think julius is the funniest!! =D
nicholas8795 2 years ago 2
"Your Acting Suspicious" Lool
&+ Drews First Words.. " Wasnt Me" :D
LaydiiAnonymous 2 years ago 10
I like the episode where Chris's mom was trying to sell food stamps, with her coatt and her sunglasses on xD
And then Risky or whatever his nameis goes "Rochelle? You selllin" weed?"
Lmaooo :)
yiyalaportecheer12 2 years ago 2
JavisastChiHedgehog 2 years ago 73
sounds like my parents when i was little. lol
AlastorDarkAngel 2 years ago
@JavisastChiHedgehog is true,the part was the best! shuahuah
jessica59able 1 year ago
haha chris face att the end
NeonSunset23 2 years ago 8
mmmm not bad
needs salt
are u outa ur danm mind
lol
sonicshortsextreme 2 years ago
"Mom can I have more potatoes?"
"What you need more potatoes for? Boy you getting high? You startin to act suspicious"
LOL! XD
Californiangirl1467 2 years ago 11
1:45 are you out yo damn mind that whole scene was funny
Jamesboy100 2 years ago
Wasn't Me ^_^
LinkXMedli4ever54 2 years ago
can u believe those were his first words haha although iv seen most of those episodes its still hilarious
EMD2015 2 years ago
would u believe thos were his first words lol and little chris`s face priceless
madden20637 2 years ago 4
i luv this show, but the dads kool aid was too much
thejakstershow 2 years ago
What are all the 'suspicious' episodes?
peaceout2tiff 2 years ago
mam your son just killed the mayor, kidnapped his daughter, robbed the president and ran a red light
did he sell drugs
no
lolololololol
ferrarifan4life 2 years ago 4
ma'am your son shot the mayor
he dident sell no drygs did he
um no
get i here boy
SaskueSucks 2 years ago
he said killed t he governor
smallwhiteboy9 2 years ago
u look suspicious....
SugarMama9999 2 years ago 2
mmm needs some salt
are you out your damn mind
lool
cutimember2 2 years ago 3
eh yo...nathanbu19, why did U make this video...did U need an alibi...boy U look SUSPICIOUS
Great video
MsFuquan 2 years ago
I love this series, it's so so funny! xD
SuperStefferz 2 years ago
Omg Everybody Hates Chris is great
Brad2427 2 years ago 5
the look on baby chris face when drew sayd wasnt me xD!
gnpivot123 2 years ago
my mistake i meant to write "stitches"
jenghi21 2 years ago
laughing at black people? opinions differ and everyone has a right to his and hers. i think this show is too funny, you have a hardworking, two-job having, money-saving, caring father, a no-nonsense, caring mother and three smart, upstanding, children. an upstanding family over all. this show keeps me in stiches
jenghi21 2 years ago
Ma'am, your son shot the mayor.
Did he sell drugs?
No
lol
fili345 2 years ago 5
mm not bad need salt
you out your damn mind?
rofl
dannyboy780 2 years ago 3
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this show is rubbish... is it funny to laugh at black people again?? what are we in 1950's again?!
JGBlack 2 years ago
we are not laugh AT them we are simple laughing WITH them
theres a diffrence
Sarnee22 2 years ago 5
"Ma'am your son killed the governor, kidnapped his daughter, robbed the president and ran a red light."
"He aint sell no drugs, did he?!"
"No, Ma'am."
"Boy, get in here." LOL
Minority93amy 2 years ago 12
"He could even get you Plutonium!"
Man: "It's for my daughter."
Risky: "Do NOT use this all at once!"
lol
XezeMaster 2 years ago 6
need salt lol i love this show and all the one liners his mum comes out with like im gona slap the plaq of your teeth
arronveer 2 years ago
Haha robbed the president lmao..!
fudgie686 2 years ago
thas 55cent worth of butter On Ur Head, Thas 29.9 cent of eggs Been Wasted, thas 2 dollars worth of petrol wasted by runnin a red light lmao<<JUlius
WWEClipsHD 2 years ago
Sounds like my dad LOOL
Flamboyantkid1 2 years ago
why you need more potatoes you getn high r sumtin boy you actin suspicious lol!!!!!!!!!
Alistor666999 2 years ago
Does any body nows what's the real name of chris?
debakkertje12 2 years ago
Chris (Tyler James Williams), the main character
Drew (Tequan Richmond), younger brother of Chris
Greg Wuliger (Vincent Martella), the best friend of Chris
Julius (Terry Crews), father of Chris
Rochelle (Tichina Arnold), mother of Chris
Tonya (Imani Hakim), younger sister of Chris
AerialRcoet 2 years ago
wasnt me! (would you belive that was his first words) rofl
worldmusicinc 2 years ago 2
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Do you know what the real name of chris is?
debakkertje12 2 years ago
whats with the Hebreww translation ,,, Jewss !
bogieee1 3 years ago
"Needs salt."
"Are you out yo' damn mind?"
Haha. :)
democrat10 3 years ago 7
does anyone know from wich episode the part is around 0:30 ?
justmefanofE 3 years ago
OMG julius is just like my dad x_x
sugahb 3 years ago
lool. i feel sorry for you.
Minority93amy 2 years ago
An African American version of Malcolm In The Middle.
williambrown007 3 years ago
"Mom can I have more potatoes?"
"Boy what you need potatoes for? You getting high? You starting to act suspicious!"
LOL!
spaceye 3 years ago 4
yo! acting suspicios!
mohakaz 3 years ago
who left my nickle out in the sidewalk
IG0DumbI 3 years ago 3
roflmao....."It's for my daughter, DO NOT USE ALL OF THIS AT ONCE"
keena302 3 years ago 5
loooool
Who spilt this oatmeal
Wasnt me
Chris's face when he said that lol
bubblez5829 3 years ago 2
at the end chris looks like something out of a horror movie (scares me just thinking about it)
discodude48 3 years ago
Haha, the little kid actually looks like Chris XD
Fobsessed99 3 years ago 6
i always miss the new ones lol, nice compilation
rockstrr9619 3 years ago
would you believe those were his first words
jhnb91 3 years ago
Who left this stupid comment here?
It wasn't me
buln 3 years ago
i love this show =D
dagirlindaclub 3 years ago
wasnt me
MaGeMuzik 3 years ago
Awesome serie
Jaed3n 3 years ago
lol drew always say wasnt me
Nick24Abuel 3 years ago
are you out your damn mind?
hes like me tho i gotta have salt on my cornflakes
Mitch1990africa 3 years ago
Drew is so handsome :")
cutsie9000 3 years ago
Don't drink it all at once...
Don't smoke em all at once...
Do NOT use this all at once!
langbay2005 3 years ago 4
Everybody Hates Chris Is The Best episode!
of ANNYTING! SO ENTERTAINING ;D
BigManJJ27 3 years ago
Needs somes salt.
panicatthediscosuck 3 years ago
it wasnt me
dancaf 3 years ago
ahh omg 2:08-2:12 are FUNNY
LOL
FGaspar77 3 years ago
would you believe those were his first words?!
lol
nickdisney3233 3 years ago 3
his voice is so depp now
bear wierd
pbonez7 3 years ago
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i was in this show once
giodoli93 3 years ago
when
carlito919 3 years ago
noob
dont lie -_-
Nick24Abuel 3 years ago
why do u think im lying?
giodoli93 3 years ago
cuz you dont have a proof that your in that show
Nick24Abuel 3 years ago
every body hatez chris is sooo funny!!!!
xhiixxx 3 years ago 7
"Are you out yo damn mind?"
DarkHoodedGirl 3 years ago 4
this is ma fav tv series... 'ma mom didnt care what we did as long as we werent selling drugs or getting bad grades!' LOL!!! LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
gumfeeder 3 years ago 7
GREAT compilation, dude!
zabichak 3 years ago 4
ive been trying to look for a song and it would be really helpful if anyone told me it. Its from this show in a scnene and in scrubs with turks alarm clock. You know the one with the rapping going; A said a hip hop and so on
yermaw145 3 years ago
which song u talkin about? i dont watch scrubs but it might be this one...
i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie...
its called rappers delight by sugarhill gang. :D
nattydownes 3 years ago
haha brilliant. bin watchin the new episodes aswell lol..i like julius coz he's such a ghetto bastard lol its hularious. gd video man.
squiggyjew 3 years ago
Did he sell drugs??roflmao
ismail222 3 years ago 2
Best black sit com comedy show of the past 2 decades! Keep them on coming!
FarhanC99 3 years ago 5
love it:)
Benwl517 3 years ago
LOLLL
Kimbop718 3 years ago
This show and The Boondocks are the best!
Codycole80 3 years ago 2
true
derrick2K3 3 years ago
Yo actin' suspicious..
ROFL XD
great vid XD
can you get the series on boxset?
Grug12312 3 years ago
Yea i got the 1st and 2nd series on boxset. Amazon sell them.
JodieLei 2 years ago
wasnt me
lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooolllllllllll
Duds360 3 years ago 2
"i allow yu to ask me dese ridiculous assed questons" LMAO !!!
2good3000 3 years ago 2
"wasn't me" would u believe this was his first words ^^
luluciffer 3 years ago 3
hHAAHAHHAAH ROFL~!!!! boy why you need more potatos you getting high
ShinoIsNumb1 3 years ago
the plutonium thing just cracked me up LOL
great show.
Dafav 3 years ago
"are you out yo' damn mind?!"
lol!
Culli00 3 years ago
i am just lik julius wit da salt lol
cawliah 3 years ago
lol..."It's for my uncle..yeah whateva don't drink it all"
keena302 3 years ago
LOL, exactly, growing up, we got lunch money, thats it, everything else you need, your parents go it!!!
flag4eva 3 years ago
great
Mimichannell 3 years ago
Funniest show EVAAAR!
I love this show
xxxcoolboyxxx 3 years ago
looooool awesome!
AK05087 3 years ago
looooool awesome!
AK05087 3 years ago
lmaooo
viinceee 3 years ago
the parents are hella funny
eckzr 3 years ago 7
Best black sit com comedy show of the past 2 decades! Keep them on coming!
michela0504 3 years ago 4
Yo dude, ain't nothing better than Family Matters or Fresh prince -_-
Zamzalett 3 years ago 6
please tell me youre joking...
jerseygirl6 3 years ago
that's a fact.
CLO619 3 years ago
haha I love this show!!!
heavenonearth16 3 years ago 2
can you help me plz i want to upload a whole episode of everybody hates chris but i need to cut it,do you know how to do that??
mrsbloom1996 3 years ago
you cant upload whole episodes coz viacom will close your account you dumbass!!
sweetbrother 3 years ago
lol "needs more salt!"
mrsbloom1996 3 years ago
that babie at the end was soo effing cute.
jahfondi 3 years ago
1: 35 looks like tupac shakur
Bleach1954 4 years ago
first to call up the Campaign bring back
" KRAZYASIANKID" YOUTUBE
damanimaja 4 years ago
I want Krazyasiankid back!!!!
prompen3 4 years ago 3
love it :D
XEmoEllieX 4 years ago
youtube bring crazyasiankid he had ewvery fukin episode u bastards
brandon619anderson 4 years ago 4
yah, & they wer awesome quality!
neji1333 4 years ago
I love how they made this like a narrating, sort about his life. Its so hilarious
SupFooLolHa 4 years ago
LOL actin surpisious is tht how u spell it!!!
DTVWCHANNEL 4 years ago
its for my mother lol
brandon619anderson 4 years ago 3
LMAO chicken friend bananas.... they need some salt
PaperMario101 4 years ago 4
lol! r u israeli? cuz its all translated to hebrew!
imazar18 4 years ago
slick
donsebationfula 4 years ago
lmao at baby chris at 2:21....looks just like him lol wow
unrealtournamenttdot 4 years ago 2
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actually thats drew ha
Thunda101 4 years ago
LMAO. "hee di'nt seell noo druugs did he??"
Minority93amy 4 years ago 2