Shit Girls Don't Say - Part Two

[blodachia]

Fallopian tubes are the two tubes that conduct that egg to the uterus,wtf are u virgins or something?

[TheMerrow3]

I think that I might have a dick, after watching this.

[epicGLITTERfail]

I am still confused...what IS a falopian tube?

[Veracidad1990]

I buy my boyfriend flowers... Cuz I hate getting them, lol

[nikeyhill]

what the fuck are fallopian tubes

[45SugarSweet]

wish my period would come more that ones a month LOL no way in hell

[egkennedy3825]

I Love That This was made right Down The street from me!

[RetroKimmie]

`` are you gonna take adavantage of my daddy issues tonight`` LOL

[xxawsumrainbowxx]

You remind me of chelsea from that's so raven :P

[InsidersHealthTV]

The best one I’ve seen all day is the junk food slap down in the Shit Health Snobs Say video!

[Trilbydood]

I just went number three..?

wait wat *to the internet*

[lizlizhappee]

part 2 is way more accurate than part 1, at least in my case

[Jaymii27]

Pressing 0, 8 and 9 over and over again. I can fap to this!

[ashyjedi]

This is shit no one would ever say nor want to hear

[3LostRings]

I should've just majored in cleaning and nagging. HA.

[Roccoluke27]

"I just went number three!"

[RachelRjR]

Number three????

[LoveMyUnusual]

My babe actually did have to tell me when our anniversary was ^ ^;;

[qwertykeys7777]

hahaha this is really great

[Nana4742]

That ish cray

[helloobabyn]

I love these!

[SlikkRikk56]

why is she in a graveyard? lol

[gradybaker1289]

This is just a thought, do you think there was a specifc reason they chose a blond for these two videos?

[zSniperGuyz]

"and that concludes my logical well thought out argument"

[MarshmallowEyes]

@zSniperGuyz I knew Ayn Rand was a man!

[shaddin387]

A burka covers your face; what you had there was a veil.

Otherwise, LOL. :D

[kman6054]

shit my gf says to me every day hahaha............ i lied i dont have one 

[ecapsezinoloc]

"I should've just majored in cleaning and nagging."

[ourloveourfriendship]

i wish my period would come more than once a month!!!! i bust out laughing!!!

[thedesertrose99]

PART TWO 10X BETTER

[bighugejake]

You do look kinda hot in that hijab.

[FerndawgFoshizzle]

I JUST DID NUMBER 3!!

[tessm53]

you are soooo funny omg!

[stephisurgirl]

is it bad that i have said some of these?

[jennwatzke]

am i the only one who thinks she sounds freakishly like drew barrymore?

[MrsPetrell1]

@jennwatzke Nope, me too :)

[nicoleification]

I just went number three.

[DieHardHPfan]

what IS a luffa?

[sairuhbby]

@DieHardHPfan

You're on the web... Google it.

[ilovemakingpie]

holy shit. half the shit she said...i say on a daily basis. i guess im not a girl

[treehugger1986]

Love this!

[ryeguy48]

For some reason I DIED laughing during the dog bit at 0:14. something about the way the dog was moving and how she was holding it

[bexieebubbless]

please make a third video. this is hysterical

[justlayinghere]

Lol when she's in the classroom, the board says "I <3 boogers!"

[heelsanonymous]

wtf is number 3??? diahrrea?

[fr0z3nsky]

If girls had their period more than once a month i would probably turn gay.

[MissBakaOtaku]

0:18, ive done that many times ^_^

1:10, said that many times too XD

[twistedechoes]

I've actually said the "I don't want to, but I think you should get to have sex with other people" line to my (ex)-boyfriend. But then again, I am kind of a weird girlfriend. :)

[narutofangrl]

Newt Gingrich...

This is hilarious. And so perfect.

[Wheelah23]

"I wish I majored in cleaning and nagging."

[episnessatlife1]

"I just went number three" XD haha what?? ........oh.

[dunnowy123]

That wasn't a burqa...

[TheGossipPrincess1]

'I went number three!' 1:17

[callmema14]

Basically: Shit Girls Would Say If They Were Brain Dead.

[emmeeemm]

Lost it at "Let me be honest with you" and "I just went number THREE!"

[SodaPopElectric]

i busted out laughing at the 'i wish my period came more then once a month" oh man. i'd literally end my life.

[mr021208]

It was me....I FARTED! LOL

[RedneckNinja23]

How many girls do you know?

[MegaQwerty35]

lol @ the i <3 boogers on the white board

[schierkejune]

Yeah I've totally told a BF the last guy I fucked had a bigger dick... I spent like a week consoling him and telling him "it's OK size doesn't matter!" Men are so insecure.

[lovewilldo]

BURN!

[PyxisCetus]

I do forget the anniversary...

[akeemsulaimon]

"Trust me you can fit a football team down there"

[PencilOverPen]

@0:36 i say that :D !

[PencilOverPen]

@0:14 OMG cute ^___^ <3 !!!!!!!!!!!

[FeedmeJUice]

sooooo did no one else notice that she was at a cemetery? O_o @ 0:34

[OHjunkk]

lol phone calls in the cemetery.. still trying to understand this.

[schnowphia]

@OHjunkk she says "let me be honest with you" the place has nothing to do with it it's just that girls never say that hahah

[sayitallnow]

@OHjunkk my thoughts exactly

[preemz10314]

@OHjunkk bro i dont get the entire video...

[CallyWuhzzle]

Babys scare the shit out of me.

[geothevanni]

Number 3????

[LoneyLove13]

Okay one I have gotten my boyfriend gifts like all the time, two I put things together by myself all the time.

[seacrest73]

I don't like part 2. it's a hijab. not a burka. and the whole point of wearing it is to NOT be attractive.

[PencilOverPen]

@seacrest73 oh dont get so offended :P .

[kangaroo2321]

not a burka

[MissSecretRage]

lol, and we DON'T say them for a reason :D

[Cloud9SiteModeling]

i say whatsi n part 1 and some in part 2 and im a chic

[Cloud9SiteModeling]

i say whats in part one and part 2 and im a chic

[j0r211]

I never thought you would ask! I love butt sex.

[ichbindasmary]

*yawn*

[MirukuChocoretto]

What IS a loofa?

[TheBrunetteBarbie11]

@MirukuChocoretto Google image it. It's something you wash your body with.

[C33Four]

"I just went Number 3!"

[beatlelover2297]

the only thing ive ever said is "yeah that was me" ahahahaha

[Ilikesclamchowderful]

WHO THE HELL WOULD DEFEND CASEY ANTHONY?!

[awshnap]

@Ilikesclamchowderful i would

[pinkxvenom]

"Are you gonna take advantage of my daddy issues tonight?", hahaha xD

[LL107209]

"She is SO much prettier than me, but.......I can live with that! :)" lol -shit girls DEF DO NOT say

[traffy22]

lol i would so fuck newt gingrich! both parts are fuckin great... outstanding job! 

[girlygirl227]

"are you going to take advantage of my daddy issues tonight?" psychologist LMAO

[biglee13m]

I fell outta chair when she said "TRUST ME YOU CAN FIT A FOOTBALL TEAM DOWN THERE" LMAO!

[smudgebob11]

"And that completes my logical, well-thought out argument." <- Winner!

[LombardiTrophy45]

Why can't girls be like guys but still look like girls???

[Ms2Cool4Yuu]

@LombardiTrophy45 cause we'd rather have our brains working

[LombardiTrophy45]

@Ms2Cool4Yuu Guys have bigger, smarter, less emotional, and more logical brains, so acting like guys would actually make you smarter.

[spicypillow]

@LombardiTrophy45 You don't read very much, do you?

[schierkejune]

@LombardiTrophy45 You wouldn't want a girl if she was. I have a feminine figure and a masculine personality. Guys find me intimidating and I always end up friendzoned by guys, or they'll want to fuck but I'm not "girlfriend material" because my personality is too butch and they want me to be more feminine. I've been accused of being not emotional enough! Too assertive! Too willing to have sex! Yeah so fuck you.

[LombardiTrophy45]

@schierkejune Wow really? You're hanging around the wrong type of guys then. How the hell is it intimidating? Hell I'd date you...NOT. Rule #1 treat men with respect as your superiors. Don't say fuck you to them. You're welcome for the advice.

[TheKathrynVine]

GOOOOO DAWGS!!



[breakingbelmont]

"I think that women belong in the kitchen." lol

[Britty4000]

Haha I just said what the fuck is a loofa today XD

[slazinger]

@Britty4000 what is a loofa?

[Britty4000]

@slazinger Still have no idea :P

[NehaSpice]

Hahahahahahahaha I love this. But it probably wouldn't take most girls 'one more' to put out.

[thugly921]

all girls have an honorary doctorate in nagging.

[dubstepmastermind]

no one is going to read his but what the hell here it goes...

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[TimoshiiSan]

Why is it wen she says "you can fit a whole football team down there" to the black guy.

[blackhawkslove88]

why is she always in a cemetary

[jnuisctkin21]

the only reason why is could say that boys were smarter is by drinking

:29 shes at the bar

[MrSwanter]

wtf is a NUMBER 3?

[mahroo]

thats not a burqa, thats a scarf around your head

[littleboyblueballs23]

"There's something SO HOT about a scrotum."

Hehehehe!

[MeliStylez]

I think this was better than part 1

[LittleMintBird]

I'm a girl.

And I find this extremely hilarious.

[asmarahcheetah]

Whats number three? o.0

[wackwitch007]

MORRRRRRRRRE!!!!! :D

[cherrylipbalmxxx]

Part 3? :D



[TanvirKaykobad]

her gesture is so funny at 0:32

[chloejustin35]

I HATE BABIES

[PassedTime2788]

I feel so sexy in this burka.

[REPCLONE]

i dunno, girls i meet do tell me when they had some horse dick.

[porcelainchic]

i highly approve of this

[AndreBuchanan]

"And that completes my logical, well thought-out argument."

hahahahahaha

[JurgenBM]

for the most part:

Part 1: Shit Guys Would Like Girls to Say

Part 2: Shit Girls Would Say If They Were More Like Guys

[Cloud9SiteModeling]

@JurgenBM i accully say wats in part 1

[alma3331]

I just went #3! hahahaha best part

[JulieMilano]

Ha I laughed at "I just went number three!"

Unfortunately, I do hear plenty of girls smash feminism the way they did in this video :/

[WeGotTheBeat14]

I would SO fuck Newt Gingrich! hahahahahha

[ElizabethhhhRose]

Why is it that I've said a whole bunch of stuff from part one, but absolutely nothing from part two? Except for the thing about babies not being cute....seriously they're not.

[itsAPMC]

"I wish people would just lay off that poor Casey Anthony" - Shit No One Says

[shane7188]

i just went number 3 !

[BeerichiTuba]

THese are awesome :D

[Jiguhbiduh]

Love it! "What the fuck are fallopian tubes?" and "Are you gonna take advantage of my 'daddy issues' tonight?" are my favourites hands down. Keep 'em comin', guys!

[TheChanges23]

This is brilliant! Part one was hilarious just like this one. Keep it up!

[MezzaLuna22]

I don't get any of this. So... is this what men want women to say? Men want women to be mindless drones who don't stand up for themselves?

[wingsonwater]

@MezzaLuna22 Not really what men want women to say... just things that women never do say. It's implied that women would say these things if they WERE the stereotypical ideal woman that male stand-up comics talk about.

[superanimefan275]

@MezzaLuna22 No, this is pretty much a list of things that a girl wil never say

[littleboyblueballs23]

"There's something SO HOT about a scrotum."

[UrsaMajorly]

@gregterry7 Uhm, I heard it was giving yourself an abortion..

[Bubblez123takeova]

SO FUNNY

[TERCESISM]

"I love buttsex."

ROFL

[ccccally]

huge nose

[silentbahamabeauty]

I should have just majored in cleaning and nagging.rofl #dead#

[SpiceBerry]

Wheres the shit guys don't say vid?

[wackwitch007]

This is hilarious and deserves more views then this! Keep up the great work :D

[jasmine7612]

LMAO please make a number three! Hahaa! Oh and you forgot video games... I hate video games!

[katietiarne]

but i do love ironing.. and i buy stuff for my boyfriend all the time..

[xMaqmatic]

shit girls WON'T say

[shinysquid]

blue rainbows continue defenestration. (what? i bet no girl has ever said that)

[xXLil16Xx]

hahahaha oh man that is too funny! Is it bad i kinda agree? lol

[Simpster2003]

That dog cracks me up...

[Dude970715]

What the fuck is a fallopian tube LOL

[FerSherAnya]

it was me, I farted

[digigen]

o no i always get my boyfriends gifts :-(. being reminded constantly that thats not normal makes me feel like a loser.

[ambermariejohnson]

Please make more. These are amazing <3

[jrvasquez13]

False, my ex told me that her ex's dick was bigger. sad face

[jrvasquez13]

@jrvasquez13 It's not my fault im not fucking 6' 10''

[lolomgwtg100]

i should have just gone with cleaning and nagging....... you are so right girl. you are PRO!!!!

[MsDINOSAURSsayRAWR]

Hey are you gonna take advantage of my daddy issues tonight?

Lolololol

[Simpster2003]

Even better than the original, methinks...

[MrLionProductions]

Check out my video SHIT MY DAUGHTER SAYS

[redpillmofo]

My testosterone level just doubled.

[AmberJamberElisabeth]

did anyone else notice that she was at a cemetery in some parts of the video ?

[TheSarah7187]

SCROTUM!!

[czechmix09]

"i should have just majored in cleaning and nagging" gpoy

[QuetzalElla]

choked on a sunflower seed when she said "theres something so hot about a scrotum" XD

[brianw843]

I love you!

[CrimsonHeroKohei]

...i actually do love ironing... o-O

[abbitha2005]

Hahahaha, I actually say some of those things.

[baybeebunny1]

You're too funny!