Bizarre Sex Laws

[fattiecane]

oh snap i am in WA...guess that guy broke the law

[USDucRider]

Thanks for the laughs! You are great.



[mynameisurname1]

Wish I was Johnny

[OrthodoxBrothersALB]

Just let me fuck you stop talking so much. No one is interested in your brain spit

[Elrohof]

If men would get their genitals decapitated they would still PROBABLY die.

They would almost never do it themself, and if someone else does it, most guys gets boners, and will die of blood loss if not immediate medical help.

So in other words, its a lot less painful to get our heads cut off.

[DrewSmilie87]

@Elrohof If you can handle it, check out the BME pain Olympics.

[Elrohof]

@DrewSmilie87 I have already seen it.

[FLAMINxICE]

press 1 repeatedly

[DibbehFan13]

this is why i love your videos.

[DrFuckingPepper]

1:19 "Uhm uh Mayun!"

Fuckin' brilliant.

Love your work here in Sydney.

[musicalsoul08]

Bahahhaha that last face

[DeJuanDon]

Almost seems like they showed the picture of the wrong person there.

[OoRLYoO]

mhmm sexual Chaos.. on V.D lol.. 

[MichaelZ93]

let me fuck tha pussy

[OnTheGoHoney]

It was so so so fun baby. lol!

[IScopExU]

Derp!

[DeJuanDon]

Tre

[bertosas]

haha, she's crazy. She must think she's funny, luckely I think she is. And she's either on drugs or she has ADD, or.. just watched other similar movies and thought, I can do that too, or better!

[luigipichu4928]

....lucky Johny...

[wappco]

That freakin Kentucky club carrying law is on the books! LOL! I thought I was the only one who knew that! Bt FYI: You can buy condoms anywhere.

[XThatawesomepersonX]

I'm from Iowa and I had no clue that the law about beer was 3 gulps while sex. hahaha thats really funny they raised me right :D

[Koolkid736]

wtf, if you cant have sex with a virgin then they will be a virgin forever...that one must be made up by somebody..cant be real

[teencyber13]

every guy watching this video would have loved to be in the poster's place at 4:19

[MrLissu95]

TISSIT, TOSI ISOT TISSIT

[WhiteoutRocksOfishul]

OH MY GOD YOU LIKE JOHNNY DEPP TOO... im not gay... im not...

i just have exceptions that's all

[RaichuFTW]

mmmmmmm she got some delicious looking titty meat there!!

[RawrQuack97]

wait wait wait ...

in washington state , we cant have sex with a virgin ?? wtf , im from washington ... & how else you gonna take their virginity .... oh , & im in high school =.= no one is a virgin (_ _)

[thehacksrule]

hey stupid chick we dont care what u hav to say alll we want to see is your tits

[torbagk27]

Well, I broke the Washington State law...

[XXtrckstarXX9]

bahahahah

[Emmy2555]

you know damn well some one tryed that and some how died and runied it for the rest of us XD

[dallasdoawg]

Anyone else jelly of that johnny poster? He got a flash!!

[Rachelmueller6268]

officially scared now.. but i can'ts stop watching this chick !! She knows how to make it NOT awkward, but if someone else did it, it would be... How is that ?!? lol

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

OHIO is still not lets say of knowing what year it is they think its like 1956 RED NECKS

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

a how about the whole PLANET how would you like if some FUCKED IN THE HEAD FREAK started to shag your loved one not me i would take my 44 MAGNUM AIM FIRE and put the sick fuck back to HELL

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

with KIM DEAD CHINA SHOULD MOVE ON TO 2012 FOR KIM HE IN HIS MIND STILL THINK IT WAS 1977

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

if there where no SEX LAWS the HUMAN RACE would be SHAGGING LIKE CHIMPS

[MyFavMusic123]

Lol, it'd be funny if Johnny Depp saw this.

[FerShere]

LETS GO IN A MEAT FREEZER

[angey3120]

I'm from Fairbanks, Alaska

[roguebama]

You are so Awesome!!! Funny as heck!!!

[Spacecookie77]

Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.

[TorodelaRosa]

I want that Johnny Depp poster

[immasupernerd]

haha i have a list of things like this

[soulfulkisser]

Another freaking hilarious rant....

[o0ThunderBird0o]

oh. my. god why didnt you have the poster behind ur camera

[DarkOne241]

Very informative and so funny. Great job Karen

[rockyheart609]

some time her kids gonna watch this ..and masturbate

[walkerbough]

My first question about the "no sex for mooses in Alaksa" would have been more along the lines of something like this: Who the HELL is gonna teach ALL these MOOSES how to READ? I mean.. really...

[jasen0snake]

wtf is wrong wit her

[GreenDay5852]

I'll teach you sex laws.... :]

[laurasshow16]

ok it was funny until johnny's poster came up...:(

[ncps1234]

When can I find you on porn websites?

[carrillo2506]

im with u TheGoblinn

[missymayer24]

wait.. so its illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere... in one state you cant have sex with a live fish... but you cant have sex with a dead fish cuz its a corpse. LOL

[MisterMe5050]

@missymayer24 wtf is wrong with u? o.o

[68chevelless396woot]

uhh lol

[94JRoll]

Ill have sex with you in the dark

;)

[christos506]

uhhh yeahh

[DeJuanDon]

Probably on YouTube somewhere.

[DeJuanDon]

I used to hate the whole idea of a Computer. I had to go to classes for them when I was like 8 or something when they really sucked. Now, I have my Weather Forecast on the computer, I can learn and look information up on a Computer, I can do what I was instructed to do as a Scout on a Computer, but with all those Christian shows my Mom used to have me watch it almost reminds me of that one where Satan or whatever would be found somewhere in like Virtual reality... I imagine on the internet.

[DeJuanDon]

Yea, well, what is the diff between a computer and a TV, and millions of people sit infront of their computer all the time all day long; maybe, other than it is bigger than 5 inches and your head doesn't block out the whole screen. It is wierd, I barely even watch TV anymore.

[Snipethemup4ever]

wow u're a mom ? MILF

[Lovre88]

No idea what the fuck shes talking but shes hot. period.

[thesacks9]

thank god you sat so close to the TV

[TheGoblinn]

Too much covering of breasts.

[MaggotLlama]

You're gorgeous..

[DeJuanDon]

That time can really start to add up too, like 5 years for obstructing a Federal Investigation and all kinds of things.

[DeJuanDon]

It is crazy, everytime I see a Federal Penitentiary, I just think they look so empty but there are so many people that should be in there.

[DeJuanDon]

"Would you... like to... be the one to see me lose this all? Would you... like to... be the one to see me fall? Nobody's gonna stand in my way, give it up son I'm doing this my way. You can't hold me down. You can't hold me down!" ? @_@

[DeJuanDon]

He hit me once. I'm kind of glad to see it in a way I guess. He is going for being a King Pin or whatever I was told.

[DeJuanDon]

They said this dude named Chris here was going to go away for a minimum of 10 years.

[DeJuanDon]

It is kind of funny to me though a little. There are a lot more people going to Federal Penitentiaries around here lately though. Funny ha ha not funny queer. They all seemed to look pretty empty before.

[DeJuanDon]

Either ya are or ya ain't. Yea, and I said ain't.

[DeJuanDon]

People that aren't combatants or legal ones as stated by International Laws and that is written into US Code too aren't supposed to be able to arrest people and stuff. Wtf is all this stupid shit?

[DeJuanDon]

And a Privileged Combatant is not Considered and Unlawful Combatant by International Law, and someone that is not an Unlawful Combatant isn't a Civilian. It doesn't make any sense.

[DeJuanDon]

It says, an ununiformed service except for during times of war when they're treated like Military Personnel about it. Under privileged combatant it says there is a big sign, and there was a big old fucking USMC sign there at work.

[DeJuanDon]

Or, the legal right to shoot someone on the spot at certain times, and there are laws against him being monitored, stalked and things by those people; especially, while he is on his way to and from work.

[DeJuanDon]

It doesn't make any sense that they should be able to arrest someone that legally has the right to fire the local magistrates and do all kinds of things at certain times, and they really by International Laws and things have no legal authority to do so.

[DeJuanDon]

When I was sitting in that court room, there was an MP in there. He is supposed to work for the Provost Marshal's Office and all that, and he said they were allowed to arrest him, but not by all those laws. If they want to act like Combatants, they should be blown up like Combatants I believe. The look in his eyes looked like a little girl's that had just gotten knocked up by someone she didn't want to be knocked up by when he was sitting there talking to me.

[DeJuanDon]

It is wierd. By what that thing said it says I'm a Civilian, but still a Lawful Combatant I think it said, and by International Laws and everything that doesn't make any since because Civilians can't be Lawful Combatants. And, a Privileged Combatant by reading things about that and looking at the description. That doesn't make any sense. By International Laws, the Rules of War and all those things, those are Civilians Arresting people and that is illegal.

[DeJuanDon]

"Sleight of hand and twist of fate on a bed of nails she makes me wait, and I wait without you. With or without you. With or without you. Through the storm we reach the shore you give it all, but I want more and I'm waiting for you. With or without you. With or without you. I can't live. With or without you." - ? @_@

[DeJuanDon]

There is one good thing about having to take that I guess. It boosts the fertility level and that's fun. It also gets rid of my headaches, helps me sleep, and all kinds of good things which is probably a pretty good sign I need it. What kind of sucks is as you get older your body can't absorb it as well, not from taking it, it just can't and that is why you should.

[DeJuanDon]

Yea, and there is nothing quite like turning into a big ol' cuddle puddle on the floor.

[gmartin1462]

hotel beds in South Dakota, must be placed exactly 2 feet away from each other and having sex between them or pushing them together to have sex on both beds is illegal!

[custimman]

haw random

[DeJuanDon]

Almost as good as Manna from Heaven.

[DeJuanDon]

1st Mate?

[MrsBossybutterfly]

Did you know it's illegal to have oral sex of any kind in Florida. I think that's re-tarted!!!!!

[jafarinhas]

You so scare me..

[lovelylatina75]

LAMO!! to funny!

[superayushanand]

that was so funny !!

[markohl77]

LOL, now thats funny..........

[pinkalicious251]

You sick foollsss!! Hahahahahahahaa

[toyboy537]

Holly crap I live in ames

[DeJuanDon]

Law renal dino sour, you scar me.

[MissFabForever]

OMG. That part when she shows her boobs to Johnny Depp's Picture. ROFLMAO!

[keannastar7]

your hairs so cute

[MrSUBURBANLEGEND]

i think your cow licks are sexy ._.



[atj5432]

lol i was like WHAT IM FROM IDAHO AND I DIDNT KNOW THAT

[KayDizzleSizzle]

Thats right. IM A MAN! lol hilarious 

[dwmiller93]

Teens are young adults, and the most under represented group in the world.

I will be adding a page to my site, which will feature amazing teens.

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[DeJuanDon]

Sometimes I think I've just flat out been in the sun too long. Whoo!

[andrakty]

@DeJuanDon Uhm, dude, aren't you kind of stalking her?

[DeJuanDon]

"Hey! Wait! I've got a real compaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice." -Nirvana In Utero

[DeJuanDon]

I didn't I just recently rereviewed a lot of laws. I remember someone and I having a discussion about that exact thing once and it was changed after I looked at it again... took law class and stuff.

[DeJuanDon]

Did you know that they changed some laws about two people under 18 in KY?

[DeJuanDon]

Almost sounds like they were directly made up for... uh some people.

[DeJuanDon]

Washington State? lol Not too hard to figure out I guess.

[DeJuanDon]

I love how you said that law about Bozeman, Montana. Almost sounded guilty of something. lol Does that kill ya bona?

[DeJuanDon]

Seems like I remember more and more everyday. Golly. Seems like part of a memory scene I remembered, a flashback or whatever... a memoir, kind of turned into a longer scene.

[raketmanishet]

Still waiting for a scandal.

[blackolps]

@spricket24 Youre amazing :o

[DeJuanDon]

Dog Club. Living in KY.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe poke it while rolling around in a basket in your Grandmother's front yard after getting a piggy back ride and falling. A million to one shot I tells ya.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe you should poke it with a stick in the Officers' club in Kentucky while standing up in the meat freezer.

[DeJuanDon]

You da ho.

[DeJuanDon]

Did you dig up the bones in the front yard at Grandma's too? Hm?

[EmoNerd1357]

She kinda looked like khloe kardashian at 00:26 or 27

[DeJuanDon]

My

[DeJuanDon]

Your Grandma sent me.

[DeJuanDon]

Well, whatever, I still don't do anal.

[DeJuanDon]

anytime I want.

[DeJuanDon]

Sorry, I don't do anal Grandma.

[DeJuanDon]

Especially, a scary after watching this.

[JUSTICE4LIBERTY]

I love your videos you are hilarious and so fuckin hot

[Zaidon7]

I thought for sure she was going to mention the Florida law. It specifically says you can't have sex with a porcupine if you're single (not married). I suppose they want you to marry it first???

[lukebell1231]

@Zaidon7 Omg, i hope your not telling the truth i had sex with one yesterday and im not and im not married :O

[94yhy]

4:19 You're facing the wrong way...

[luluparamore]

In Toronto it's completely legal for a woman to walk in the streets topless. as long as she has pants on she can't be arrested.

CANADA IS AMAZING.

[legoindyshortround]

@luluparamore WTF why hasn't anybody told me this shit yet??

[domisthebomb09]

@luluparamore

Canada here I come. If men can do it why can't women?

[ipoddrake]

@luluparamore vancouver too u just love canada :P

[Templarzealot89]

@luluparamore woman rights an all lol, if she cant we cant too haha. silly woman

[xXxrandomrockerxXx]

Darn it.., I live in WA... Lol

[daleskill1]

IM A MAN!

[coachguru67]

at briguythompson1 wrong! she is HILOURIOUS!

[BriGuyThompson1]

No, you're not funny, you're immature and you should really stop making videos!

[cooldude8912]

@BriGuyThompson1 She is not funny but she is hot and she has a nice rack and yeah she is annoying and who cares if she is immature? being mature is boring as fuck

[AlyssaKDowner]

well... haha washington... ;)

[Bawbster1]

OK - That video just clued me into at least 14 things I can't do anymore when travelling abroad. DAMN...

[Jayanchor9595]

The "im a man" part made me burst out laughing haha so funny

[michmiss18]

cute pink....clip-ins I assume?

[marialovesms]

okay if you can't have sex with a virgin in Washington,then how is she supposed to lose her virginiry if no one wants to have sex with her because of the law?huh?

[caitlinwuzhere]

Awh way to live in Washington.. Haha. Non-virgins it is!

Hahah, you are so funny! I love watching your vids. (:

[Insomniacwithnolife]

@boquidora2 hey who told you that you could stop sucking that dick. Shut up and go back to doing what ur supposed to be doing, you cunt

[dariusdareme]

"It's illegal to have sex with a live fish, but it doesn't say anything about a dead one.

Oh yeah!"

ROFLCOPTER

[asben000]

Damn I'm in washington

[uber29]

2:55 wtf?!!!

[MissMuffinToYou]

thats just a.... WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD CORPSE! hahaha xD

[TheRiffCalendar]

What about this law: (I think it's from Massachusets) "It's forbidden for hares to shoot with a shotgun from a motorboat" It's not really a sex law, but it's a law...

[LoneBlackSoldier]

Make me a porno with you and another girl

[MultiHamzahassan]

I really like your show plus your very very very very pretty

[boquidora2]

i do not like your makeup DELETE YOUR MAKEUP

[TheChan641]

@boquidora2 Bitch more, troll.

[boquidora2]

I DO NOT LIKE YOUR VIDEOS ...DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ..AND YOUR VIDEOS

[boquidora2]

SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU NO HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN YOUR BORING LIFE ..... I HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE A TRUE MAN ...AND YOU HAVE UGLY BOYS ...OLD MEN ...AND UGLY HUSBAND

[KaseyReeseK]

i live in kentucky and i didnt know any of this stuff

[poopyguy1694]

i jerked off during class before to the fine ass bitch in tight jeans

[canadiansandamerican]

r these true

[GrimmjowJaegerjaque1]

Wooo! Necrophilia for the win :D

[BaliDrunk]

people dont get decapitated if they're caught mastrubating in indonesia

[Monkeybananasreb]

She called us sick fools..... Lol

[Undereclipse789]

You look kinda like Drew Barrymore:)

[sierrasarah100]

There's No Law About Having Sex in A Meat Freezer LAYING DOWN!!

[NaturalBornKaoS]

Thats ok she is sexy

[MegaP0wN]

Your beautiful =D