The Paperboy

[dmlsidh]

Needs Jigglebones!!!

[modifiedlast]

IS THAT NEWSPAPER ABOUT THE WAR! UPDATE???

[ChainKhomper]

I wish they picked this over a pistol as a main weapon, a jar of scout sperm, and a fish that has the same exact status as the bat

[icetosa]

@kingnic17 if you looked at his page he said theres a lead pipe in it

[TheUltimateEbil]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones....but words will beat my freakin had in until my brains leak out!!

[iHawke]

Last time the neighbor steals newspaper off my lawn.

[gryphster2]

I Do believe they put a fish in your paper.

[naaahist]

how did this not win. i feel sorry for you bud.

[SuperGameExpert753]

post these on fpsbanana, you really should

[TheAnonynja]

FOR EVERYONE ASKING HOW THIS PAPER CAN HURT!

It is a NEWSPAPER wrapped around a LEAD PIPE!

You can see this on his forum post, and at the ends of the weapon!

[mrhatnclogsurahara]

Alt Fire: You throw the newspaper, hits to the head are critical, but you lose your melee weapon unless you go pick it up.

[TheDarkLatias950]

WATCH OUT HE HAS A... Newspaper?

[jkats14]

better than stupid milkman crap

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

You should be able to throw it at people.

ALSO, THIS SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN. I WOULD WAY PREFER TO THE SCOUT ONE THAT DID GET IN.

[flubby3332]

@WORSHIPxCHAOS Lol its paper or fish.

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

@flubby3332 Ice cream, dude.

ICE CREAM.

[BrianJLeong]

You should make a Shamwow. It absorbs Jarate off your teammates and when it does, it mini crits on the next 3 or so hits :D

Also, it could just absorb your enemies to death, it's a freakin Shamwow.

[mercenary64]

could cause paper cuts for a bleed effect

just a thought

[kingnic17]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH PAPER?

[timerider4]

@kingnic17

Cut them with it.

[TheRogy577]

@kingnic17 you beat kids with it 

[PeteFeet96]

@TheRogy577  lmfao.

[M30W3R]

@kingnic17 Words can hurt more than steel.

[Tjungobox]

@M30W3R

That, and the lead pipe inside helps too.

[OceanicLyfe]

@M30W3R You sir are win.

[Anonymous7165]

@M30W3R pwnt

[RazzRafrica]

@M30W3R and thats why i dont read books.

[crydepunkmuffin]

@M30W3R

sad truth

[Dr3v0]

@kingnic17

Were talking about a game here .. doesnt have to make sense you retard.

[kingnic17]

@Dr3v0 I can't even think of a response to your comment.

[yeenar]

@kingnic17 The center of it is lead. 'Says so on the item's description page.

[FlammaMan]

@kingnic17 Hiding a steel pipe in it, that's how.

[supersonicguy556]

@kingnic17 you just can.

[assassin5238]

@kingnic17 put some rocks in the paper tube top

[ThaRealElTigra]

@kingnic17 Well how in the fuckballs does HEAVY beat someone to DEATH with BOXING GLOVES?!

Explanation: Team Fortress 2 universe - it's perilous even if it's soft

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

@kingnic17

Bore them to death reading it.

[alvariux1123]

@kingnic17 PROBABLY LIKE THEY DO IT WITH FLIES

[Peusterokos1]

@kingnic17

watch the movie Alien, you'll see :3

[MrKevstro]

@kingnic17 every tried to beat a bear to death... WITH A SANDLE?!

[EricFromNJ1]

@kingnic17 Give them nasty paper cuts, then they eventually die of staff?

[CoatedTrout]

@kingnic17 The paper is wrapped around a steel rod.

[superspy6]

@kingnic17 carefully

[lBeepinl]

@kingnic17 now that the polycount update is out... HOW DO YOU BEAT UP SOMEONE WITH A FISH?

[SteelthewolfX]

@lBeepinl It's Damn humiliating, I'll tell ya' that.

[supersonicguy556]

@kingnic17 ask scout.

[ROFLMAOSCHINSKI]

@kingnic17 How the fuck do you beat someone to death with a fish?

[ve731]

@ROFLMAOSCHINSKI

you take a fish and either hit people 10 times in the head with it, or you shove it down their throat...

paper is deadlier though...

[internetfanboy69]

@kingnic17 the real question is how do you get fish keelz?

[assassin5238]

@kingnic17 guess what

they did that put a fish in it and

POW!

polycount wep xD

[baval5]

@kingnic17 why dont you ask the fish?

[xCooler777x]

@kingnic17 Candy Cane. Perfect argument.

[qour200]

@kingnic17 How can you beat somone to death with a fish? Ask valve.

[TheChristmasFan]

@kingnic17 It has a steel rod wrapped inside of it, dumbass 

[Theonegamefreak]

@kingnic17 Invisible spikes.

[DarkDaxter711]

@kingnic17 How the fuck do u beat some one to death with a FISH!!!??? 

[CrimsomS]

@DarkDaxter711 You've never been hit by  a fish have you?

[OverseerThe]

@kingnic17 with all the stupid S*** goin on lately, the paper is so dense that saxton hale would cry if it hit him.

[SoldierNo257]

@kingnic17 is overpowered paper.

[sporemoresoft]

@kingnic17 Maybe the paper belongs to Chuck Norris?

[ghos7bear]

This needs jigglebones

[mitchag191]

looks weak

[firespikez]

pretty nice, it doesn't look too "cylindrical" and it fits perfectly  with the game style

doesn't look like hurting though