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  • this was dumb, no tricks

  • What, no Teller? You can't tell people stuff without Teller! He does most of the talking!

  • Penn mate, COME BE MY MATHS TEACHER, MOTHER FUCKING SHIT LOAD

  • WTF seriously I expected a magic trick

  • An assload, a shitload, then a MOTHER FUCKING SHITLOAD!

  • Penn just got high off of candy. lol

  • no wonder why teller is so fat

  • @Guardofearth I'm not sure that comment made any sense at all.

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  • You forgot the fuck ton

  • More than a MOTHER FUCKIN SHITLOAD!

    I may or may not have pissed my pants when he said that.

  • why is the nail on his ring finger of his left hand.... painted red?

  • @ghossler he does it in memory of his mother, and it helps people look away from his cards on magic tricks

  • @TheNamesWolf oke i assume the first part was serious and the second part was joke right?:P

  • @ghossler yes, the second part was a joke, but it could be somewhat of a missdirection if your audience was a dumbass

  • @TheNamesWolf ok m8 :) but the thing is... lets say im not a dumbass :P and i know some trickery with cards... and i watched a vid of penn doing a card trick.. and that was the first time.. i noticed the red nail painting.. so i was distracted for 1 sec :P so it could work... somewhat if the timing is good :P im just saying.. cheers m8 ;)

  • this is a sesame street segment right?

    if not, it damn well should be lol

  • How could anyone forget the almighty fuckton? Its a lot. Which is a few lots, and a fucking lot, which is a several way lots, then an assload, a shitload, and a motherfucking shitload combined into one fuckton of a number.

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  • Soooooo...... is this Magic?

  • @LokiCocola Yes.

  • If Penn was my teacher, I wouldn't fail Math.

  • Don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.

  • @carultch Well, in Obama's defense, those financial problems weren't his doings really. That's the effect of Bush's work. And everyone around the globe said that that'll happen to the USA if Bush continues like that. Obama just was the sorry bastard to be elected when shit started reaching people's neck.

  • @GaolisVideoLog ... that's fundamentally untrue. lol. It's not entirely Obama's fault but it wasn't entirely Bush's either. There's more going on in the world than just the US. Some country's entire economy can be tanked thanks to a bad winter season, for instance. The GLOBAL economic crisis was the result of countless things all going wrong at once and several governments being ill-prepared to handle the fallout. The US specifically was hit by the housing crisis, and others. Or just blame Bush!

  • @BoomtaxRISEtrons Well, his tax cuts for the rich & wealthy wasn't wise & neither were his wars of terror that suck up the economy. On the other hand the US are very prone to economic crisis. It happens there inredibly frequently. Haven't seen that in other countries that size.

  • That music is terrible lmao

  • @00Billy zero: the amount of vaginas his dick has entered

  • I love him , he is a great

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  • lol, u know what they should make on MAD(cartoon network), Penn vs. Penn!

  • FUCK YOU PENN YOUR FLOODING MY FAVORITES LIST

  • penn, i think the term your looking for is a "shitty fuckton"

  • A fuckton is more than a shitload.

  • After eating more than a mother fucking shitload, I went to the toilet and crapped out a mother fucking shit ton, how does that math work penn

  • I fuckin' love N&N's..

    How much?

    More than a motherfucking shitload.

  • I believe the correct term for more than a shit-load is a shit-ton.

  • Haha 1:55 when an N&N bounces off his head and rolls down his shoulder...

  • OH! THEY'RE M&M'S!!!!! xD

  • 263519??? That's a shitload of views!

  • @conchudo12345 Actually I think its MORE than a mother fucking shitload :)

  • @KoreaForeigner well actually its a MORE than MORE than a mother fucking shitload

  • This video has 263,519 views. Try to picture all of those people trying to watch this video in a crowded room at once.

  • I put down more than a mother fucking shitload on a question for math. now I have a conference with my parents and the teacher next monday

  • Very much like Terry Pratchett's Discworld troll maths. 1, 2, Many, Lots.

  • @alanpgoodwin Unless, of course, you cool them down to sub-zero temperatures at which time they effectively become computers. What with the silica and all hehe. =)

  • lol! more than a motherfucking shit load?

  • numbers = eating!

    oh now I understand! thx penn!

  • its goes the same way with numbers smaller than one they have little to no meaning to us, like when Spock says we're gonna land in 3.467 seconds, that very phrase shows how inhuman Spock is for there a very few things humans can perceive that are a hundredth of a second it would take longer to say it than to actually have something existing in the realm of things smaller than one (excluding half or 1/4 and such)

  • "Then the next number above that is, an assload, then a shitload, then a motherFUCKIN shitload."

  • At the end of the episode, the manager walks up to him says: " Uh Penn, those were cyanide pills " Penn: "MOTHERFUCKER"

  • And these guys are multi millionaires, i freakin ronic.

  • That there is just ugly!

    And I hate that things are looked upon has "food" that is just a very Blah way of looking at thing...

    No wonder the ancient people where thinking that they think with their stomach...

    Because TOO many people actually DO !!!

  • I'm pretty sure that was only 0.897 of a shitload..

  • Like is not enough... we need a "fucking love it" button

  • I love how he'll get mad at anything.

  • I wish penn was my math teacher

  • press 6, then 5, then hold down 9

    Fuck - Most anything - Oh yeah...

  • Suddenly... Diabeetus

  • n and n's looooooool

  • Pennis 2012!

  • which episode of bullshit is this from? i

  • Just like our national debt.

    c'mon. Does it ever occur to you that MAYBE they ARE pulling numbers out their asses?

  • I've seen this guy in real life. He tried to convince our class that you could get a C on a multiple choice test by an arithmatic with where a letter is placed for the answer. He's fucking crazy.

  • Press 6 for "Fuck"

  • So I'm curious: how many assloads of minutes will it take for penn to eat more than a motherfuckin shitload of n&n if he is able to eat a lot of bunches per minute?

  • hold down 8 for the truffle shuffle.

  • I love this shit...too effin' funny!!

  • He has totally lost it XD

  • Hey, Penn. You need to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • @liejke

    UP FUCK THE SHUT!

  • this should have 10 times a MOTHERFUCKING SHITLOAD of likes. fact~

  • Hard to believe who went to clown college

  • dont mention Graham's number to Penn....

  • @00Billy a mother fucking shit ton

  • what a fatass

  • @Tsquaredjr that fatass just made more money by doing this than you will in the next decade

  • @rvaugh230 HAHA yea right....and u know whats funny is that i was making a joke not being serious u idiot....yea hes chubby but i was trying to be funny so stfu

  • @rvaugh230 dont mind shitty comment = shitty person

  • So what math is bullshit now

  • Are there really 2347 ''n&n's" in that jar?

  • @StephenFiorentini Probably not. My guess is 770. Area = pi * r ^ 2 = pi * 7 (n&n)^2 = 153 n&n's in a 2-d plane so there are about 5 planes high in the 3-d plane so that's 153 * 5 = 770.

  • @Water4Jeremiah Couldn't have put it better myself lol ;)

  • @Water4Jeremiah ........lolwut

  • @freaknik111 It's called math, noob.

  • omg this is how he got fat. Explaining numbers

  • @nick199810 for a guy who's about 2 meters tall, I'd be more worried if he were really skinny. He looks totally fine as he is. :)

  • i group 2 :(

  • I think his point is "we didn't evolve to understand millions of millions. We evolved to understand up to five, because if it was anything more then that we probably didn't need it to survive."

  • MORE THAN A MOTHER FUCKIN' SHIT LOAD HAHAH

  • wat

  • I want those M&MS

  • Why am I fucking watching this lol

  • A FUCKTON!!! He missed that one.

  • @AirShark95 I was waiting for him to say through the whole video

  • I think people who claim they can fully comprehend a number without grouping is being dishonest.

    For me, everything below 6 I got, but I group everything above that...

    And even then, sometimes I group 5 as 3-2

  • Context is hugely important. If someone (e.g. government) is manipulating numbers to confuse and misdirect, yes, call bullshit, but this has nothing to do with a person's capability to understand and process numbers in general. Too many people are ignoring the need, and more importantly, their own ability to master and make full use of math. I'm not talking about advanced calculus here. Simple math. Education is the answer, not blaming some imagined "natural barrier".

  • Never really seemed Penn as a curser/swearer/whateverthefuck­it'salled

  • @deathlyfruitloops Um, have you EVER seen him?

  • Love this video

  • I realize he is eluding to the fact that the candies are M&Ms but at 1:45 don't they seem like they roll too much? like there aren't M&Ms at all...

  • @xxfizzlexx Yeah, they look too big to me. I thought they might be the peanut filled ones, but looking at them again, they seem more the size of yogurt covered almonds.

    Not that I care. I'll eat a MF'n assload of them before I even taste them. :P

  • @xxfizzlexx what about hazelnut M&Ms? they are almost spherical.

  • OOOHHHHHHHH.. this explains everything

  • And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Penn is a Fat Bastard. LOL

  • This shows that the concept of number is much deeper than just thinking about "three horses" or "five apples". We can comprehend such a concept as 10^100, without actually seeing that quantity of things, or even infinity. There is the subtelty of comprehend ilimited concepts in a limited body...

  • @esbaez While, yes, we can understand "how much" 10^100 is, our brains are evolved to handle - for the average human brain - around 9 things in our head in short-term memory space. What he's getting at is you can't, in your head, picture even 10^2 things at once without using some mental grouping techniques; yes we can work with the number in our heads, but no we can't picture it. (I encourage you to look up Arthur Benjamin doing calculations; he uses a bunch of tricks he published to do it)

  • @esbaez Oh just thought of a better example of what Penn is talking about: try to imagine exactly 10^10 N&N's in your head; roughly how big is the pile?

    Without doing the formula for (N&N volume) * (N&N amount) or measuring a pile of that size, we wouldn't be able to figure it out. The point is you can't imagine that amount of volume in your head with any sort of accuracy.

  • Well now if my 3rd grade teacher explained it like that i would of understood math...

  • yeah the human mind isnt very good at dealing with really huge numbers, thats why we group them, 1 million, 2 million, 3 million you start to ignore the million and deal with the 1 2 and 3, and you get 1 million is less than 2 million is less than 3 million. if you have a budget of 10 million you arent imagining how many eggs you could buy with that (its a LOT) you usually just set it as a baseline to do math with smaller numbers like 2 million (which you think of as 1/5 of the buget) and so on.

  • (cont) now some people will abuse this, they know people ignore the second part and say the GDP is 2 billion and the debt is 3 trillion (false number btw as an example) instead of saying the GDP is 2 billion and the debt is 3,000 billion because 3 compared to 2 looks nicer than 3,000 compared to 2. its even more effective if the numbers were 1 trillion to 2 billion because 1<2 and people ignore the trillion/billion and come out of it thinking the GDP is more than the debt.

  • wait a minute... We watched penn and teller several years back in the 5th grade, and I dont remember him cussing?

  • lol was this just Penn's excuse to fill time on the show and to eat candy?

  • no that's a fuck ton

  • just google the scale of the universe to see how big and small the numbers go.

  • Mmmm... I could go for a bunch of ham right about now.

  • ''More than a motherfucking shitload''. That was beautiful.

  • they should just show this in elementary schools and let the children learn math

  • Teller didn't have a part in this

  • @EpicSuccuss lol does he have a part in any of their stuff?! :D

  • @n8style ...well no

  • That's a fuck-ton of N&Ms

  • MOTHER FUCKING SHITLOAD!!!!! haha, Penn just earned my respect.

  • this guy has life figured out

  • I would hate to be at a buffet with this guy.

  • this is retarded

  • soooo true fuck numbers!!!!!! i just don't get it

  • I like to think septillions.

  • I'm not quite sure how to feel right now.

  • Math here !!!>>>

    youtube is shit

  • I was quite sure he was gonna just tilt the glass and let the mother-fucking shit-ton of candies just pour over his face

    *disappointed*

  • he dropped one.

  • @joepglass I noticed that too.

  • lol near the end are those official mathematical measurements

  • This needs a bullshit warning as a pointless fucking video.

  • @movement26 In context to what the clip was from. An episode of Bullshit, which if I remember correctly was talking about how much money was spent on government things. (I could be wrong but it was referencing a huge number that has no context or meaning) Now, as for this video, it makes you think about that. You can see, touch, and feel a "Bunch" "Few" "Some", but to even consider Thousands, Hundreds, Millions of something is baffling. You can't even visualize trillions of things.

  • @movement26 It's not pointless, it's out of context.

  • @frankvonfrauner Semantics.

  • WTF is he on.

  • Shitload X Assload / Motherfucking shitload + the square root of assload?

  • More than a motherfuckingshitload of people have watched this video...

  • I hate when People smack their lips lol

  • I can picture 15, I just have to put the 15 items down in a certain way. Like for example, form a square out of the items, with three rows of five, or five columns.

    a.k.a. 3x5

  • @Waluigifan95 dont give a shit

  • @Waluigifan95 that is what he means by 'grouping' anything over 8 .... you really didn't listen, did you?

  • the most pointless video I've ever seen

  • @Ovni121 You misspelled "funny".

  • No wonder he's the size he is :D

  • Try this:

    U get to stand under a machine that creates a dollar/euro/pound every second, now go count how long it would take till u earch a million

    After that count how long it would take till u get a billion, the results r surprising. Now think of all the politicans who r talking about money, using terms such as millions and billions as if they almost meant the same thing.

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  • In the discworld books by terry pratchett there is a troll who count as follows:

    1, 2, many, many-1, many-2, lots...

  • I now understand the meaning of life.

  • fat cunt

  • That's a very astute observation. Our brains didn't evolve to think of really large numbers.

  • Which episode is this from?

  • yes...demonizing numbers as a way to invalidate them. this is an obvious jibe at the government budget. he's trying to say "it's hard to conceive such huge numbers", that makes it easier to pretend it's too much. fortunately most mathematicians and finance people are smarter than penn gillette.

  • @carllarsen

    And fortunately most people can tell and SPELL the difference between a popular razor brand and a popular magician.

  • @khaos4ng31 ahhh, conservative fall back position, criticize spelling, typing or some other petty issue. classic deflection, often used when no defense of a ridiculous position exists.

  • @carllarsen

    If you noticed, I never held a position against yours, so no deflection is present. I only point out your mistake in misspelling a rather famous person's name.

    Therefore, I cannot defend a position that I never took.

    If you have trouble following, the first 2 sentences was my defense for the position I now take in the third sentence, and this sentence is my attacking your attempts to undermine people over the Internet, as well as your inability to use capital letters.

  • How bout' a bunch of bananas fatty...

  • 0:59 he drops one

  • Anyone else think that this is the exact same background music they use in Spongebob?

  • @PanicMark It's not (trust me). But it wouldn't be surprising if they did. Most of Spongebob's bg music comes from APM and it gets used in many different places.

  • i should show this vid to my maths teacher

  • Are all these clips from a TV show? (Clips with white background and Penn, most of the time, swearing)

  • that was strange.

  • So true.

  • One fell to the floor.

  • The Shitload is a standard unit of measurement.

  • Useless information.

  • @bser3973 Unless you are talking about the trillions of assloads our governments spend of OUR MONEY every day. Then it kinda puts it in perspective.....

  • Interesting I get what hes doing

  • Dude! He dropped a candy at 2:24-2:26!

    

  • Penn wouldn't like Norton's number :\

  • I thought Penn made a smart point. He's just saying at a certain point we stop thinking of numbers and just think "lots". The difference is that one is an objective measure of quantity and the other is a valuation of a quantity.