Cautionary Tales of Swords - Episode #3

[ScourgeForever]

R.I.P, Trip Fisk. You were my hero, but you died heroicley... you had a heart attack when saving a teenager with a sword... :')

[MercilessTD]

If anyone wants to know what the song is it's : "Air On A Theme" by Yngwie Malmsteen. Vote up this comment so others will know too!

[419CrazyDiamond]

man, i miss this show, i really wish the trip fisk actor didn't kick the bucket :(

[aollerhead]

Did anyone else catch Steve from Sarah Silverman in this?

[noreality1]

Fuck swords!

[zeeroj]

The show's changed, bitches. Now it's a fucking narrative show and I'm like god damn BATMAN

[DonerciHussam]

fuck I cut myself with my sword!

[SlickGuitar1993]

ahahaah that quote XD 3:34

[pillarmusicrocks]

damn he shreds! wtf ur my hero lmao

[Horace01]

sexy sexy fuckswords

[KingShit117]

i fucked a mermaid... but our scaly, slimy love did not last because she was cut in half be a...sword...

[Karmakanic7]

The part where he is supposedly playing an Yngwie Malmsteen song is fucking hilarious!

[sts1285]

Fuck you!

[Drycola23]

Fuck Swords!

[Max2323232]

Whose the guy that plays the fuckface? I know I've seen him before.

[canadianbacon11]

steve agee. He's on the Sarah Silverman Program.

[daygone420]

I LOVE YOU TRIP FISK

[shield1123]

im like god damn batman

[GEETARHERO94]

i love how he says fucking retarded mayor, its so funny hahah

[alikat250]

lol, guitar's not even plugged into an amp.

[DavidRatcliffe]

Mayor Nickels body found strangled today. The only evidence, these cryptic words written in blood on the wall. "Like a phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. A fucking phoenix who will fucking destroy all swords."

[SouljaBoyFuckinSucks]

not as good as the first couple, but still epic shit. 5 star

[MyFantazmagazzle]

Whats the name of the song when Trip has a flashback of his friends?

[sharpezor]

Brian Eno - An Ending (Ascent)

[FatherMcKenize]

"linin my pockets with sword money!" lol

[ZillasElite]

"whoever's there, i got a decorative sword"

I just found that funny :P

[willmaier]

R.I.P. Trip Fisk.

[therickmeister123]

not as good as the others, but still pretty good. . .

[zeel2314]

thats the best way to end anything lol hahahahaha... fuck you

[Bukkkets]

so what is the song at 3:25?

[JYZProductions]

to bukkekets

Air On A Theme (Casting the pearls) by Yngwie Malmsteen off of Facing the animal.

[Xacutna]

the other one (last few seconds of music) is trilogy suite opus 5 off of Trilogy by Yngwie Malmsteen

[Xacutna]

the solo trip does is by done by Yngwie Malmsteen off of facing the animal called "air on a theme" and the last one I can't remember at the moment

[Naxwell]

Nice use of Brian Eno music.

[generaldane]

this guy wins the internet

[velation]

This guy is so fucking awesome I can't even process it.

[surferbud1]

fuck swords!

[BigFuckingDave]

The end of the movie is fucking epic.

[HarrySca]

"The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired"? lol

[Dopplershift]

It could just be 'pinch' you know, so as to make sense and all that.

[sh1pshap3]

it is pinch

[DingirXul6]

lol i'm like god dam batman... fuck you XD best line ever XD

[dragryffen]

Swords will fucking slice you in half!

[watchoutimakilu]

LONG LIVE TRIP FISK

[oldgregers]

I love trip fisk.

[Garnee]

What's the song at the end?

[wtf121292]

batman lol

[BSG751]

The music at 2:07 is from the movie 28 Days Later. I'm such a nerd that I recognized that. but funny stuff.

[Dopplershift]

It was written for a soundtrack, but for a 1989 documentary about the moon landings. It's by Brian Eno and the whole album is really good.

[HarrySca]

Oh...interesting.

[PirateLordRogan]

Conspiracy? Fuckin' A RIGHT it is!

[injectxme]

You know who's a douche bag? Our retarded fucking mayor.

[Rawffles]

Love it.

[Trookieness]

"You know who's a douchebag? OUR FUCKIN' RETARDED MAYOR!"

Well said, Trip. You're my hero. :D

[ErikTrumble]

4 and 5 out already

[LowlifeDemonKing]

"the shows changed bitches,now its a fucking narrative show, n im like god damn batman hahahahahaha, fuck you." lol shit, Trip Fisk is awesome

[Tpoore6139]

what's the song is in the background in the end?

[destroyevrything]

sounds like yngwie malmsteen.

[rory2501]

Its from the soundtrack of 28 days latter..

[rory2501]

oops my mistake...

[russmaw]

They'll fucking cut a baby in half. Trip Fisk is the new batman!

[MBOTBOC]

what's the guitar in the background at the end?

[Crashmo]

I've had a sword go through my forearm before.SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

[gradgt]

trip fisk doesnt have to tell me twice, ive cut my finger half way off with a sword before. no shit. they'll fucking cut you wide open.

[augostar]

Hilarious video. Awesome to hear Brian Eno/Harold Bud on the soundtrack.

[Powerfacemaster]

this didn't need reinvienting... the first two were soooooooooooo funny

[benjpw]

LOL OMF WTF HAHAHHAHAHA

[pkfreevampirehunter]

personally after watching episode 1 I hated this show because it was too well..screwed up for me but I liked this episode cuz there was a plot lol.

[desuhue]

Fuck swords.

[GodlessMeme]

I didn't think anything could be funnier than the first episode of Cautionary Tales of Swords. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[onewavebreaks]

Contrary to metlzombi's comment, I hope that the big fucking studios leave you the fuck alone and never give you shitloads of money. I do hope that all the fuckfaces out there who like this shit give you all the money to continue to make these crazy fucking stories.

Fuck swords!

[pkfreevampirehunter]

was that meant to insult the show or show that you like it?

[onewavebreaks]

I love it.

[pkfreevampirehunter]

k lol

[Dalaik]

There are no words capable of describing how perfect this episode is. Brian Singer should watch this and learn how you deal with a superhero movie.

Trip Fisk is the hero of the millenium. Swords had it coming.

[TheProfessor]

I've been cut open for the last time, Mr. Fisk.

[Section8Films]

this guy is officially the best old man on the face of the planet!

[MarsHottentot]

I was laughing pretty hard until I dropped my decorative sword and castrated myself. A fool, that's what I am.

[kingfire15]

a castrated fool...

[Newbeat946]

Were you....an Asian fool?

[Powerfacemaster]

Lol im happy to see this

[metlzombi]

Hey, Just so you know, I am a huge fan. I don't know who you guys are, but you guys are fuckin geniuses and I hope a big studio pays you shitloads of money to make other awesome shit. Fuckin metal.

~Aki

[kingfire15]

I agree with you completely. these guys are funnier than anything on tv. HBO? Are you listening?

[maverick1914]

I'm not sure the name of the song, but i'm almost 100% that it's by Yngwie Malmsteen.

[TheSilverPoNy]

Sounds like Anguish and Fear by Malmsteen. I could be wrong. It is off their Rising Force first album though.

[kuchie16]

This is an amazing piece of work.

Does anyone know what song is playing when Trip Fisk gets his revenge on the mayor?

[EricFriedman]

(if you are talking about the one before the metal song)

I'm not too sure the name of the song, but it's also in the movie Antitrust at the end. Hopefully that'll help you find the name =/

[shadowsora]

My friends and I have agreed that every time we drink together, we're going to toast and say "Fuck swords!"

[guestinformant9]

HYPOCRITE! The old man rails against swords but in the end can clearly be seen wielding an AXE!

[ErikTrumble]

is an axe a sword?

[rorgazm]

and I'm like goddamn BATMAN!

Fuck you.

[D00mula]

I like where this is going.

[ChicagoIrishman]

That fuckin' mayor...justice was done.

Justice, thy fuckin' name is Trip Fisk.

[phreeJ]

Goddamn Drew Hancock this is fuckin' good.

Fuck Swords!

[birdmanclix]

The only evidence: these cryptic words written in blood on the wall. "Like a phoenix, i have risen from the ashes. A fucking phoenix who will fucking destroy all swords.

[DireWitFilms]

Holy crap... that was the best one yet!

[WTFNation]

Trip Fisk: A True American.

[WTFNation]

Holy shit, this is the best movie ever.

[Starfig]

I've got a decorative sword!

[DoomRater]

Ands I'm like goddamn BATMAN! hahahahaha

[asmoron]

5'd... fuck you

[RocketMcGrane]

Amazing.

[cynicaldave]

Best. Video. Ever.

[just4c0mmen75]

EPIC!

[eliinnos]

great!

[Octospherics]

Show's changed, bitches.

[JeanAshe]

Trip is Dynamite

[beansprout0]

nice.

[plinstrot]

Fuck'n A